February 14, early morning, Yoshihara.
"Don't you have to go to the dojo today?" Jiang Cheng at the dinner table looked at Haruta, who was wearing a very well-fitting suit, with strange eyes. "What are you dressing up like? It's disgusting, and did you use mousse on your hair?" Are you still using something like that at such a young age?”
"Brother Jiang Cheng, do you really not know what day it is today?" Qingta asked Jiang Cheng in disbelief.
"I've already said it's Ms. Conch mode," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and responded casually, "There's no need to remember the date or anything."
"Today is Valentine's Day!" Haruta leaned close to Jiang Cheng and reminded in a mysterious whisper, "It's a very important day when you can receive chocolates!"
"Oh! I remembered it!" Only then did Jiang Cheng react, then he held his chin, nodded, and replied thoughtfully: "Well, I do remember such a day. When I was young, every year in February, one day You would find a lot of chocolate packaging bags that Gintoki had stolen in your desk pocket, and you would always get a very intriguing look from Gintoki, you can’t tell whether it’s jealousy or satisfaction.”
"Huh?! Was Brother Jiangcheng very popular when he was still in private school?! Can he receive a lot of chocolates on Valentine's Day?!" Haruta said in surprise, "Obviously he is just a loser OTAKU now!"
"Hey, is my impression in your mind that bad?" Jiang Cheng replied expressionlessly, then folded his hands and sneered disdainfully, "Tch, you are the only one who has expectations for that kind of thing. He is obviously not yet old, but he has entered puberty early due to the influence of the environment. Valentine's Day? Chocolate? That is just a conspiracy of the pastry manufacturer. If you can't express your feelings without the help of those companies, Then there is no need to convey it!”
"Little uncle, that's my line Aru when I still live in the big house in Sanqianyuan."
Kagura, who didn't know when she arrived, walked in and sat down under the dining table. She naturally took the bowls and chopsticks in front of Jiang Cheng and started eating naturally.
"Hey," Jiang Cheng raised his hand and punched Kagura on the head, "Why do you sit down and eat so naturally? Did you come here in a hurry to order breakfast? Just stop it in moderation!"
"Kagura-nee!" Haruta looked at Kagura longingly, "Um...is it available? Absolutely, right? Even Giri chocolate is fine! Please! I haven't received a single chocolate today! Even my mother There is no preparation for me!"
"I prepared chocolate-flavored ice cream when I woke up early, and then it was washed away Aru." Kagura said casually.
As soon as these words came out, everyone in the room except Kagura stopped holding their chopsticks.
"Who are you trying to disgust!" Jiang Cheng covered his mouth and complained with disgust, "Can that kind of thing be considered chocolate?! I can't even eat breakfast!"
"Ah, thank you for the hospitality." After saying that, Kagura gathered all the food on the table in front of her and continued to eat.
"You... did it on purpose?"
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"I'm full, I'm full..." Kagura rubbed her belly, which was even more exaggerated than a ten-month pregnancy, and made a satisfied sound while biting a toothpick in her mouth.
"I'm going back to play games." After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up and walked towards the door.
After taking just two steps, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something was wrong. He turned around and said to Yue Yong, who was kneeling in front of the dining table with his upper body straightened and said, "Hey, are you okay? I mean, you are really weird today. Usually you are like this." If I had said something like this back then, you would have dragged me on patrol, right? But why is there nothing today? I'm not used to you doing this."
"No, it's normal!" Yue Yong raised her head and said firmly.
"But no matter how you look at it, it feels abnormal..." Jiang Cheng pinched his chin and looked at Yue Yong with suspicion.
"It's very normal!" Yue Yong affirmed again.
"No, no, no, no matter how you look at it, it feels abnormal. Whether it's posture or expression, everything is abnormal." Jiang Cheng murmured, then stared at Yue Yong closely and fell into deep thought.
Yue Yong, who felt uncomfortable due to Jiang Cheng's gaze, turned her face away silently.
"You..." Jiang Cheng's expression became slightly serious, "Could it be..."
While Jiang Cheng was talking, Yue Yong's hand secretly pushed the chocolate behind her toward the blind spot where Jiang Cheng couldn't see.
"Could it be...chocolate in the morning..."
Hearing the word chocolate, Yue Yong's ears instantly turned red.
"Isn't the chocolate ice cream in the morning not going well?" Jiang Cheng continued, "Then go quickly, I will wait for you to come out of the toilet and go on patrol together."
Listening, veins suddenly appeared on Yue Yong's forehead, then she reached into her arms and took out several kunai, and threw them at Jiang Cheng's forehead.
"Ah!!" Jiang Cheng screamed.
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Kagura narrowed her beady eyes and looked at Jiang Cheng with a blank expression as Yue Yong dragged a line of blood behind him and his whole body was still twitching.
"Such a man is my uncle, I really feel sincerely ashamed Aru." Kagura said expressionlessly.
"It's really incredible, this man." Nichiwa smiled and said, "He seems to be just a fool, but he can attract women without knowing it."
"Are you talking about Yueyue Aru?"
"Who knows." Sun Samsara said, "But it would be really bad if you are really attracted. Last time I saw two women who were still thinking about this man after ten years. It's really …It’s hard work.”
"If you like this kind of man, your life is basically over, Aru." Kagura dug her ears with her little finger and replied casually, then gently blew her little finger down and stood up, "Okay, it's time to go back after breakfast. Yes, thank you for the hospitality."
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"Lord Jiang Cheng! This is my chocolate! I made it myself all night!"
"And mine! It's Honmei chocolate!"
"It's mine too!"
"And mine!"
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Looking at the girls holding chocolates in their hands who surrounded Jiang Cheng on three levels inside and three outside, Yue Yong felt agitated for no reason.
If she hadn't considered the possibility of accidentally injuring the girls, Yue Yong might have thrown out all the kunai on her body.
Today's patrol was unexpectedly time-consuming. Every time we entered a store, countless wandering girls would rush out to give Jiang Cheng chocolates, and they were all natal chocolates.
At eleven o'clock in the morning, holding a pile of chocolates piled more than one meter higher than himself, Jiang Cheng squinted and shouted to the wandering girls who had just finished delivering chocolates to the last store he patrolled. .
"You have to work hard today~"
"Hi~!" A group of wandering girls responded quickly at the same time.
"It's true, you actually give chocolates to such a man," Yue Yong held the cigarette rod in one hand and said disdainfully, "It's useless. The end result will definitely be thrown away casually."
"Yueyue, what you said is very exaggerated." Jiang Cheng poked his head out from behind the tall chocolate and complained: "Even if I have no interest in sweets, I would eat all these chocolates at this time instead of Throw away these chocolates, but each one contains the girl's thoughts. No matter how ignorant you are, you will never throw them away."
"Really?!" All Baihua members exclaimed in surprise, then each took out the chocolates they prepared and surrounded Jiang Cheng.
"Lord Jiang Cheng! Then please give me my birth chocolate!"
"And mine! Because I know Master Jiang Cheng doesn't like sweets, I specially made chocolate that's not so sweet!"
"Try the Honmei chocolate I made for two nights! Lord Jiang Cheng!"
"Only two nights? I started preparing a week in advance!"
"A week? I started preparing a month in advance!"
"I started preparing half a year ago!"
"I started preparing a year ago!"
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Looking at the noisy Baihua ladies, Jiang Cheng twitched the corner of his mouth and complained, "Can you still eat chocolate from a year ago? You will definitely have diarrhea after eating it, right?"
Looking at the scene in front of her, Yue Yong sighed helplessly once again. Then he wanted to say something, but while he was still waiting to speak, a slightly short Baihua member came over nervously.
"Chief, please accept it." The Baihua member held a pink love-shaped chocolate box and handed it to Yue Yong, "This is the chocolate I prepared for the leader. Although it is not as good as what is sold outside, it is also my own. It took an evening to make.”
Looking at the chocolate in her hand, Yue Yong fell silent.
"Look, your leader also received chocolates from girls on Valentine's Day." Jiang Cheng said to all the Baihua ladies, "Speaking of which, someone did say that he lost his identity as a woman before. , so it’s not surprising to receive chocolates from girls.”
After listening, several blue veins popped up on Yue Yong's forehead, and they were still beating uncontrollably.
"No! It's not!" The short Baihua member explained quickly, "It's just to thank the leader for taking care of him! It's not what Mr. Jiang Cheng thought! Besides, I think the leader is really handsome. ! In my heart, the leader is more handsome than Lord Jiang Cheng!"
"Pfft!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but turned away and snickered, "Do you mean he's more like a man than a real man like me? Yueyue, you are such a good subordinate, he understands you so well."
"That's not what I meant!" The Baihua member quickly defended, "I just meant that the leader is countless times more reliable than Lord Jiang Cheng!"
"Really? He's countless times more manly than me." Jiang Cheng grinned at Yue Yong and said, "Did you hear that? Are you feeling happy?"
"Wash!!" Yue Yong, who had reached the limit of her endurance, took out all the kunai on her body and threw them all at Jiang Cheng regardless of the situation.
"Ah!!"
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(End of chapter)