Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 535: Returning a gift is a very important thing so remember it!

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One early morning, Yoshihara.

"Hey? Don't you have to patrol today?"

Jiang Cheng, who was wearing pajamas, opened the door, looked at Yue Yong in the corridor holding a fruit basket, and asked in surprise.

"Ah, I heard that Sarutobi is hospitalized. I'll go and visit." Yue Yong replied casually.

"When... did you become friends with that kind of natto girl?" Jiang Cheng said with a look of disgust.

"No, it's just an ordinary visit." Yue Yong replied casually, "It's just to repay her kindness for inviting Baihua to attend the ninja lecture."

"Souga, then, goodbye." With that said, Jiang Cheng turned around and went back to the house.

But before Jiang Cheng could close the door, a kunai pierced the back of Jiang Cheng's head.

The latter fell straight forward after this blow, and at the same time a large amount of blood spurted out from the back of his head.

"Yoshihara's patrol has been arranged. Let's go together today." Yue Yong turned away and coughed twice, saying with embarrassment.

"Where are you from, a junior high school student?" Jiang Cheng got up, pulled out the kunai from the back of his head, and complained expressionlessly, "Why are you embarrassed just to visit a patient? And isn't that a woman? ?Why are women embarrassed to visit women?”

"Isn't there a newly released game that you want today..." Yue Yong said in a low voice, "Today...that, that...when I go back, that..."

"Yo Xi! Let's go!" Jiang Cheng, who had finished getting dressed at some point, stood at the door ready to go.

Morning, Oedo Hospital.

"It's really rare that you all get together..." Jiang Cheng stepped into the ward and looked at the Wanshiwu trio and Quan Zang who were surrounding the hospital bed and said in surprise.

"It's even rarer for my uncle to come visit the patient Aru." Kagura, who was sitting on the stool next to the hospital bed, turned to look at Jiang Cheng at the door and complained mercilessly.

"No, I have no intention of coming to visit this kind of woman whose natto stench can be smelled from across most of Edo." Jiang Cheng shrugged, then took a step to the right to make way for Yue Yong behind him. He walked away and leaned against the wall, "I'm just on my way to buy games. There's someone else who wants to visit this Natto girl."

"Yueyue!" Kagura shouted in surprise as she looked at Yueyong carrying the fruit basket.

"Are you two on a date?" Xin Bajia pushed up his glasses and joked with a smile.

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng sneered, waved his hand and replied casually, "My head is not broken. How can I date a woman like this who made me lose several liters of blood in the morning?"

"When two people go shopping together, isn't it just like going on a date?" Xin Baji said with a smile.

[This...is this the date that Nichiwa refers to? ! ] Yue Yong thought to herself with a red face.

"No, stop talking. I don't want to buy the game anymore..." Jiang Cheng raised his hand to stop him, and then glanced at the little ape who was still unconscious on the hospital bed, "But then again, she is What's wrong? Isn't she a very powerful ninja?"

"Yes...yes! This is not a date! How could I date a man like this!" Yue Yong said quickly, then walked over with hands and feet and placed the fruit basket in her hands on Kagura's In his arms, he continued to say incoherently: "By the way...by the way, what happened to Sarutobi?"

"Yueyue...are you okay, Aru? Your face is so red, maybe you have a cold, right?" Kagura asked doubtfully.

"It's not red at all! It's just that I was walking a little hastily on the road!" Yue Yong quickly argued.

"Ah, that's it..."

"But speaking of which, Sarutobi won't be killed so easily, right?" Yue Yong cleared her throat, pretending to be calm and asked again, "Did she encounter an enemy in some trouble?"

"Yes, why did Ms. Kozaru become like this?" Xin Baji asked Quan Zang with the same doubts.

"Look at this..." Quan Zang took out a pair of bottle-bottom reading glasses with a crack on one side of the lens. He sighed softly and slowly explained to the crowd with a hint of helplessness, "It's obvious that the prescription is not suitable, but you still have to wear it all the time." It, that’s why it messed up its work and was targeted for punishment.”

As he said that, Quan Zang glanced at the sleeping little ape, "It was the same when I found this guy who was dying, but she was holding these glasses like a treasure. I really don't know how happy she was, really, It’s very suitable for stupid women.”

Immediately afterwards, Quanzang handed the pair of glasses in his hand to Gintoki and continued casually: "I'll leave these glasses to you. The group will find this place soon. By then, these glasses will still be there." When she was there, she couldn’t do anything.”

With that said, Quan Zang came to the TV nearby and opened a pink glasses case in front of the TV to reveal the original pair of Xiao Yuan's glasses. "But, having said that, if she still refuses to wear these glasses, The glasses show that this woman is nothing more than that.”

After saying that, Quan Zang turned around and walked towards the door where Jiang Cheng was.

"Hey! Hemorrhoid Ninja!" Kagura quickly stood up and shouted to Quanzo who had just walked to the door, "Are you going to leave the little ape with such an injury alone here, Aru?"

"Sorry," Quanzang stopped and replied without looking back, "We ninjas don't have as strong a sense of partnership as you samurai, and neither do you. If you don't want to die, it's better not to get close to her. She should be the same." I hope so."

After saying that, Quanzang raised his hand and waved, and stepped out of the ward without any hesitation.

"Okay, it's time for us to leave." After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and left. He raised his hand and said casually, "Goodbye, you guys."

"Uncle, you also..."

"Sorry, compared to the games that will be released for a limited time, this woman is worthless in my eyes." Jiang Cheng shrugged and replied casually, "Of course, I don't know if that's the case for that natural volume over there. I know, but that’s how it feels to me personally. Let’s go, Yueyue.”

"Then, Sarutobi, I'll leave it to you." Yue Yong glanced at Gintoki lightly, then turned and followed Jiang Cheng.

"What's wrong? Do you care about that woman?" Jiang Cheng asked Yue Yong beside him as he walked on the street.

"No, at this time, for Sarutobi, the person she hopes will care about her is definitely not me." Yue Yong replied calmly, "It should be the man who gave her those glasses. But what about you? ?Aren’t you worried that Kagura will be in danger?”

"Of course I'm worried," Jiang Cheng replied matter-of-factly, and then raised the corner of his mouth slightly, "But don't you still have that natural curl? As long as he is here, it will be no problem, and... for his own reasons, women In such a dangerous situation, even if we want to participate, he will probably be reluctant. Well, don’t think so much, the release date of the game is coming soon! If we don’t hurry up, we will miss the time!”

In the afternoon, after waiting in line for more than an hour, Jiang Cheng finally bought the game he wanted.

Seeing the satisfied look on Jiang Cheng's face holding the game, Yue Yong helplessly shook her head.

"Thank you so much for today!" Jiang Cheng hugged the game, his steps were very brisk, and his face was full of joy.

"No, no... nothing..."

"But having said that, I didn't expect you, Yueyue, to remember that today is the release date of this game." Jiang Cheng hugged his game tightly and was so moved, "Obviously I almost forgot about it myself."

"Because you... you would talk about this every day during dinner a month ago..." Yue Yong replied casually.

"Anyway, thank you so much!" Jiang Cheng said gratefully, then suddenly thought of something, stopped and said, "Well, in order to express my gratitude, let me buy you something. Is there anything you want?"

"Hey!" Yue Yong was suddenly stunned for a moment, and then started squirming on the spot, "That... no, that, I... that..."

"What's wrong with you? Why are you so coy?" Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong expressionlessly, "Don't you think... you want to go to the toilet?"

"No...it's not!" Yue Yong retorted loudly with a red face, "That...it's okay...it's okay."

"Huh? What can you do?" Jiang Cheng's eyes widened with a strange expression.

"Li... Li... Li... Gifts or something..." Yue Yong's eyes had begun to gradually transform into mosquito-repellent incense.

"Then, come here. If you say there is a store that is particularly suitable for you." With that said, Jiang Cheng turned around and walked in a certain direction.

Thank you Bureaucrat for a monthly ticket, thank you for White Rock vs. Black Rock for a monthly ticket, thank you for my monthly ticket, thank Doudou for being a good baby, thank you for your monthly ticket, thank manloss for your two monthly tickets, thank Faimym for your monthly ticket , thanks to Crazy Acura for one monthly pass, and thanks to Zirihong for three monthly passes.

Thank you so much.

(End of chapter)