One day, Yoshihara.
"How's it going? Have you cleared up all the investigations?" Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged on the floor and still operating the game controller, asked without looking back.
"Don't underestimate my Baihua." Yue Yong, who had just opened the door and walked in with a cigarette rod in his mouth, leaned against the wall beside us with his arms folded, and replied lightly.
"It's been a long time since I've been active seriously," Jiang Cheng said with some emotion, then put down the controller, stretched and stood up, putting his hands in his kimono pockets, "Then, let's do a little exercise today. Let’s move around.”
"It's too early today, and it won't be too late to act tomorrow." Yue Yong blew out a puff of smoke, "Tomorrow... the four people on that street, including your target, will gather. It should... be more convenient. You act.”
"That's true," Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and laughed a few times, "but I'm really feeling a little emotional. My nephew, who I haven't seen a few times since I was a child, offered to ask for gifts or something."
Hearing this, Yue Yong just snorted softly and turned around and walked towards the door.
Things started a few days ago...
—Recall the dividing line—
One night a few days ago, Jiang Cheng suddenly received a video request from an unknown number...
"Moxi Moxi, can you see it? Uncle idiot."
Looking at Kamui's smiling face with a very unbeatable expression, Jiang Cheng, who was in Yoshiwara, hung up the video communication without any hesitation.
"Um, Afutu, is there a communication problem?" Kamui, who was on a huge spaceship, pointed at the big screen in front of him and asked Afutu, "I just said a word and turned into snowflakes. .”
"Well, it's just that the other party hung up the communication." Afutu replied silently.
"Hahaha, this man is really going too far to hang up the video call of his lovely nephew whom he hasn't seen for a long time." Kamui said with a smile.
"Um... Captain, do you have some misunderstanding about the adjective cute..." Afutu complained expressionlessly, "If risking one's life to attack one's own family as soon as they meet can be called cute, then the world may be a long time ago That’s it…”
"What are you talking about? It's rare to find a nephew as cute as me in the universe." Shenwei squinted and smiled as he once again pressed a red button on the console in front of him. "At the very least, I think I'm better than the Earth." It’s much cuter to fuck the girl who can’t do anything but eat.”
"Well... to be honest, I don't think there's anything cute about either of you."
"It's clear!" Shenwei looked at Jiang Cheng's unhappy face on the screen and said with a smile, "Alala, it's been a long time. Uncle idiot, I saw that unhappy expression on your face. My mood suddenly improved."
"Well, wait a minute, I... still have the last little bit to go..."
Jiang Cheng's facial expression in the video is a bit solemn for some reason, and he looks like he is exerting himself for something...
Immediately afterwards, there was a sound like something falling into a bucket, and then the video suddenly went black, and there was a sound that sounded like flushing water.
One minute later…
"Huh~ It's finally over, ah, thank you so much, Nobita." Jiang Cheng said with a smile in the video, "After seeing your face, it immediately became smoother~"
A vein suddenly appeared on his forehead with divine power. Without any hesitation, he raised his umbrella and fired at the big screen in front of him.
"You can't hang up the video call by doing this~ What a poor kid! He doesn't even know the normal way to hang up the video call. It seems like his knowledge of common sense is really messed up~"
"Don't worry, I will definitely defeat you next time." Shenwei narrowed his eyes and said with a smile.
"Oh, come on. Bye..."
"Wait a minute, there's one more thing." Shenwei raised an index finger, the hair on his head was still twitching, and said with a smile, "I heard that the stupid uncle received a twenty-year birthday gift last time, so this This time, I also want a birthday gift for the eighteenth year."
"Yeah, yeah~ It's really unlucky. It was washed down just now. Otherwise, I would have taken a photo and given it to you."
"Do you want to be killed by me?" Although he was still smiling with squinting eyes, another vein appeared on Kamui's forehead.
"So, is it OK for tomorrow's share? Not only the photos, but also the videos."
"I want... Blackbeard who escaped from Whitebeard's ship." Kamui continued, "It should be very simple for you, right? As far as I know, that Blackbeard is on Earth."
"Can the orangutan's butt hair be okay? Although it's not Blackbeard, it's about the same color."
"It is said that he also had plastic surgery or something, but I don't think it will be a problem for my idiot uncle, so please. After all, this is the first gift that such a cute nephew asks for, so he will definitely be satisfied, right?"
"No matter what, you can't just run to the studio next door because of a gift, so..."
"The leader of the Fourth Division of Chunyu, Hua Tuo, took away the organization's money and ran away. Isn't it similar to Blackbeard who killed his companions and ran away?" Shenwei continued, "This is her name. Then please It’s you.”
"If it's a lollipop, I might be able to buy it for you, but forget about this troublesome gift. Goodbye."
"Actually, there is another person who is looking for her. As far as I know, that person is an old acquaintance of my idiot uncle." Kamui continued unhurriedly, "Although he doesn't know the Three Sword Style, he is also equally blind. One eye is missing."
"you…"
"I think it's called Takasugi or something. I've been here in Chunyu for such a long time and I'm always very active in doing tasks. Even our jobs have been taken away a lot."
"Gao Zai still likes to work as always~"
"You should understand, right? That man named Gao Zai is so motivated to make meritorious deeds..."
"Ah, this is really troublesome, but since it is a request from a nephew who is not cute at all, then I can only get up and move around a little. So, one last question, does the gift need to be alive? Or should it... turn into a corpse? Doesn’t matter?"
"Hahaha, as expected of you, a whole division of the other party can actually say such a thing." Kamui smiled, "It doesn't matter if you are a miscellaneous soldier, but that one seems to be the woman Afutu liked in the past. If possible, it’s better to live.”
"That kind of slovenly man?"
"No, since last time, Afutu has been trimming his beard every morning. His hair is also trimmed regularly."
"It seems like that kind of guy is not hopeless," Jiang Cheng raised his lips slightly, "Okay, then goodbye. Leave the gifts and everything to me..."
Looking at Jiang Cheng's big white teeth before the video was hung up, everyone on the ship, except Shenwei, felt chills all over.
"This man... is so scary even across the screen." Afutu said with lingering fear.
"Is it like this?" Shenwei opened his eyes instantly and his expression became ferocious.
"Maybe it's scary, but compared to him..."
"Hahahaha, by the way, Afutu and I haven't fought each other for a long time. Can you practice with me for a while?"
"I have a stomachache. Let's go to the toilet first. If any of you have time, you can practice with the group leader."
After saying that, Afutu clutched his stomach and made a painful expression on his face, turned around and left.
—Memory ends dividing line—
"Then should I rest early today?" Looking at Yue Yong's back, Jiang Cheng held his chin and thought to himself.
…
In the early morning of the next day, it was dawn and everything was in the house.
Shinbaji, who got up early, wore a scarf and huddled up, complaining about the cold weather while going up the stairs.
"Ah~ It's so cold. It's really freezing this morning." As he said this, Xinbajiu had already gone up to the second floor, but as soon as he turned around, he found a man wrapped in a blanket and curled up in a ball, leaning against the door of Wanshiwu. The little girl on the side is sleeping soundly.
The girl had orange hair, and a bunch of hair on the left forehead was tied up and stood up, like some kind of...artificial hair. The girl was still snoring, and the snot bubbles were still hanging on her nose. It looked like it had frozen.
"Who is this kid? Is he drunk?" After asking a question, Xin Baji came to the girl and squatted down in front of the girl. He said kindly: "Um, I'm sorry to disturb you. You will catch a cold if you sleep here. Yo. Sorry, your snot bubbles are frozen."
Just after she finished speaking, the snot bubble hanging in front of the girl's nose suddenly fell down and hit the ground with a sound like a light bulb falling to the ground and shattering.
After hearing the shattering sound, the girl opened her eyes instantly, and then without any hesitation, she lifted up the blanket and subconsciously smashed her knife in the direction of Shinpachi.
"No! Someone is here to cause trouble!" the girl shouted.
boom! ! The entire wall was pierced by the girl's undrawn knife.
And Xin Baji, who reacted in an instant, rushed behind him to avoid the blow.
"You, you, you... what are you doing!" Xinbaji, who was lying on the ground, raised his head, looked at the girl who stood up and shouted with lingering fear.
"No matter which gang you belong to, if you dare to lay a finger on Big Brother," the girl said, pulling out her knife, "I will make you bloom a bright red flower~"
"What are you talking about that is incomprehensible!" Shinpachi shouted with spittle flying around.
However, the girl didn't seem to listen to Xin Baji's words. After pulling out her knife, without any hesitation, she held it with both hands and raised it above her head, jumped up towards Xin Baji, and was about to slash it down.
"Wait, wait, wait! Wait for me!" Shinpachi shouted anxiously as he looked at the girl getting closer and closer to him.
Fortunately, just when the girl was about to slash down, Kagura, wearing pajamas, kicked the door open and saved Shinpachi, rubbing her sleepy eyes.
boom! !
"It's so noisy early in the morning..." Kagura rubbed her eyes, yawned and complained to Shinpachi and the girl who had their heads peeking out from the door.
…
In the morning, in Denshi Bistro.
The girl leaned half sideways, with one hand behind her back and the other hand stretched forward, with her legs slightly bent. She introduced herself to Shinpachi and others in front of her: "I am Tsubaki who just joined the Master House as a younger brother. Pingzi! Please take care of me from now on."
After saying that, Chun Pingzi stood up and solemnly apologized to Xin Baji, "I really apologized to you just now. I didn't know that you were my eldest brother's number one younger brother, so you made a very rude move."
Immediately afterwards, Chun Pingzi pulled out his knife and stretched out his left little finger, "Now I will take responsibility and cut off my little finger. Uh-huh~"
"Hey, what are you doing?" Gintoki's face was dark, with veins popping out on his face. He grabbed the bunch of artificial hair on Chunpingzi's head that looked very much like hair, and then walked towards the door. He walked in the direction, "I'm not a gangster, and I don't intend to take on a younger brother. Get out of here, you worthless little bastard."
(PS: The pronunciation of "little gangster" and "Chun Pingzi" in Japanese are the same.)
"Big brother and I will definitely become the BOSS of this dark street!" Tsubaki Pingko, who was dragged up in the air by her hair by Gintoki, still had that natural and refreshing expression on her face, and said quickly, "Let's fall together. Go to the dark side, brother!"
"When did I say I wanted to be Darth Vader?!" Gintoki shouted with an unhappy look on his face.
(Darth Vader, the Jedi Knight from Star Wars, fell to the dark side due to the pain of bereavement and became Darth Vader under the Sith.)
"Please, I have nowhere to go." Chun Pingzi pleaded.
"What the hell is going on, that kid..." Looking at Chunpingzi who was still fighting with Gintoki, Shinpachi squinted his beady eyes and complained with black lines in the corners of his eyes.
At this time, Granny Denshi thought of something, turned to Chun Pingzi at the door and asked: "Are you... a member of the underworld?"
Hearing the sound, Shinbaji and Kagura turned back to look at Granny Toshi at the same time.
"I've heard," Granny Toshi crossed her hands and closed her eyes as she replied, "The Uekiha family often have disputes with Jiro's family in business. Every time they fight, there is a man who can kill a thousand people. The crazy woman is known as Renzhan Pingzi."
"Huh?! Renzhan?!" Gintoki's whole body suddenly felt bad, and he looked at Chunpingzi who was standing obediently at the side with a very natural and refreshing smile in his eyes strangely, "Is this just a natural idiot?! "
"This kind of natural stupidity is actually the trump card of the underworld?!" Xin Baji complained loudly with cold sweat.
"It's not that great anymore," Chun Pingzi turned sideways, twisted her body, and replied a little embarrassedly, "I'm just good at decorating things with flowers.
As he said that, Chun Pingzi gently clasped his hands together and stopped in front of his chest, with full yearning on his face, "Do you know? The more bad people are, the more beautiful flowers they can bloom. If you chop, you can chop. A bright red and beautiful tweed~"
"Um, I'm really sorry... I looked down on you just now and it made you stupid." Xin Baji said in a low voice, then slowly turned around mechanically, and quickly sat on the chair in front of the counter, lowering his head and saying nothing. Act as a little transparent.
"You said you had nowhere to go, what happened to that "family" or something? "Ginshi asked Xiang Chunpingzi.
"It's gone~" Chunpingzi squinted her eyes and replied with a smile, "It was plotted by Jiro and his family, and now there is only a flower field left."
As he said that, Chunpingzi started to squirm again, and the expressions of Gintoki and Shinpachi had also completely changed. Their foreheads were all black and cold sweat was pouring from their faces.
"Ever since I was picked up by the boss, I have been living according to his wishes," Chunpingzi continued nervously, "So I have no idea what I should do now. But all I can do is decorate flowers, so Come here. In order to turn this street where Jiro Cho is located into a bright red flower field in Kabukicho~"
After listening, Gintoki and Shinpachi's faces were already covered with black lines, and the corners of Shinpachi's mouth were still twitching, while Kagura on the side did not react at all.
…
Being a roommate in the hospital, it’s already the limit to be able to code so much...
Feel sorry.
(End of chapter)