In the morning, the streets of Kabukicho.
"Hey, hey, big brother is passing by here!" Tsubaki Pingzi, who was wearing sunglasses and holding the knife on her shoulder with a bad look on her face, shouted towards the shop on the roadside as she walked.
"Don't look this way, you commoners! Huh?!" Kagura, who also wore sunglasses, held up her own umbrella and had a bad look on her face.
"What kind of onion are you! Bastard!"
"Who are you?! Asshole!"
The two walked in front of Gintoki and Shinpachi, looking as arrogant as possible.
Gintoki and Shinpachi, who were following behind them, also had black lines on their faces. They were silent for a long time without being able to say a word.
"Oops, too bad, Gin-san." Shinpachi muttered in a scared voice as he walked away, "We seem to be related to an incredible girl. We said we wanted to turn Kabukicho into a flower field, but in fact we turned it into a flower field. Blood sea, she just wants to take advantage of Yin Sang to take revenge on that Jiro leader!"
Looking at Chunpingzi who was squatting in front of a small dog pulled by a passerby and arguing with it, Gintoki spread his hands and stumbled back: "No...it doesn't matter, right? Even if it's a human killing, she is still a girl after all. Okay, kill the boss for such a scary act..."
Before he finished speaking, Chun Pingzi's voice suddenly came from the front. He stopped on the roadside and pointed at the flower shop beside him and shouted to Gintoki: "Brother, look, what beautiful flowers~"
"Look, she looks like an ordinary girl, just someone who likes flowers..."
Gintoki said this casually to Shinpachi beside him, but just as he finished speaking, Gintoki suddenly saw Chunpingzi pushing up his sunglasses, squinting his eyes and showing a very serious look to the old lady in the flower shop. With a refreshing smile, she said: "Grandma, do you know what protection money is?"
"Ah?!" Kagura on the side showed a ferocious expression at the right time.
"Why are you such a bastard saying such horrible things with such a cheerful face!" Gintoki grabbed Chun Pingzi's artificial hair, his face was covered with veins that were still beating, and he cursed softly through gritted teeth.
"To create a good gang, it is essential to bully the people." Chunpingzi explained with a narrowed smile, "Just give them yojimbo (bodyguards) as compensation."
Looking at the shop gates being pulled down one after another on the street, Gintoki gritted his teeth and said: "Before I became a bodyguard, I had already scared people away!"
Immediately afterwards, Gintoki hugged his chest with one hand, raised an index finger with the other hand, closed his eyes and said, "Listen up! If you want to join our Master House family, you must forget all the dark sides! You are not a black man. Samurai, you are just an ordinary girl! If your name is not Chunpingzi, you will be called Wanpingzi from now on!"
"What the hell name did you choose!" Xin Baji complained crazily.
("Chun Ping Zi" and "Wan Ping Zi" are two very connotative names in Japanese. If you remove the flat character in the middle and form the ending into one word, it will become "♂'s there" and "♀'s there" .)
"I understand, let's call him Wan Ping Ping Zi, right?" Chun Ping Zi said with an obedient look.
"There's an extra character for "平"! Can you stop doing this?!" Shinpachi spat, "Is it really okay for the broadcast that just started to be filled with [beep-] like this?!"
(Pingping means... uh... "lips" in Japanese, and also means drooping.)
"Hey," Kagura suddenly discovered something, turned around and pointed to a cake shop in the distance and said, "There is a very cute cake shop over there, Al. If you go there, you will definitely learn something feminine. Lu yo, Wan Ping Ping Ping Ping Zi."
"How far will it go!" Shinbaji roared with his veins popping.
…
Chun Pingzi was sitting on a table outside the cake shop, looking at the young girls on the surrounding tables who were drinking juice, eating cakes, and talking about girly topics. She then looked at the piece of cake in front of her and twisted her body. posture, and said with some embarrassment: "I always feel a little shy. I have never been in a store like this before. Will I stand out?"
"No, no, it's not glaring at all!" Gintoki said as he held a whole strawberry cake and ate it with a spoon.
Kagura, who was also just immersed in the cake in her hand, said while eating, "It's all blended together, completely melted together!"
"But you haven't integrated in at all..." Seeing the two of them devouring their food, Shinpachi complained silently, then turned to Chunpingzi with a friendly smile, and comforted: "It's okay, Pingping Miss Ping Pingzi, she looks just like an ordinary girl, no, I should say she is a very cute girl."
"Huh?" Chun Pingzi was stunned for a moment, then raised his head and looked at Shinpachi.
"Just stop doing the underworld. It's such a waste," Xin Baji persuaded, then he clenched his fist like a cat and nodded his forehead, squinting his eyes in an artificial manner, "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm here by myself. Talking to myself. I said, what are you waiting for? Eat quickly, eat quickly, if you don’t eat, I will eat~"
As he spoke, Shinpachi took a small fork and took a piece of the cake in front of Chun Pingzi and put it into his mouth.
Chun Pingzi lowered her eyes slightly and stared at the missing piece of cake in front of her for a long time. Then she slowly stood up, walked into the store with her cake and placed it on the counter.
Curious as to what Chun Pingzi was doing, Shinpachi stood up and followed Chun Pingzi into the cake shop.
"The cockroaches ran into the cake and bit it. It was so dirty that I couldn't eat it~" Chun Pingzi said to the clerk in front of her with a refreshing expression, "How are you going to compensate me, you bastard."
In an instant, a vein popped up on Shinpachi's face. He grabbed Chunpingzi's artificial hair with one hand and gritted his teeth and said, "Are the cockroaches talking about me? Bastard!"
Chun Pingzi squinted her eyes and replied with a smile: "I am surprisingly mysophobic. It has nothing to do with the underworld or anything like that."
"Why don't you just say you have it if you don't have it?" Shinpachi angrily complained loudly, "Why do you hate me like an ordinary girl just because of this?!"
"Don't worry, there's nothing you can do about it." Gintoki said casually.
"That is to say, she is just an ordinary girl." Kagura took over the words and replied casually.
"Why are you all talking for her!" Shinpachi shouted loudly with his veins popping out, "Don't make it sound like all the girls "hate Shinpachi"! "
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On the other side, Yoshihara.
"Are you all ready?" Jiang Cheng, who had just had lunch, stretched and came to the door of his room, looking at the Baihua ladies who had assembled under the leadership of Yue Yong.
"Ah, I'm ready, but now there seems to be a smart little guy on that street." Yue Yong said casually, holding a cigarette rod in his mouth.
"That kind of thing doesn't matter," Jiang Cheng yawned and picked up his umbrella. "It doesn't affect what we have to do anyway. But Yueyue, tell me, am I a bit like a doting parent?" , I actually gave up my afternoon nap time to catch some stinky fox for that brat."
Yue Yong turned away and snorted softly, and then said: "The little thing that came is now with Wanshiwu."
"Haha, that's really interesting," Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled, then stepped out of the room directly and held the umbrella to his face, grinning to reveal a set of eerily white teeth, "Then, in Before catching that stinky fox, let’s meet that little fox first. Maybe it will be fun too~”
"Whatever you want, but Baihua must ensure zero casualties this time. You can do whatever you want with the rest." After saying that, Yue Yong turned around and stepped out first.
"Yeah, yeah, you really are a leader who cares about his subordinates," Jiang Cheng sighed softly, and then looked at the Baihua ladies in front of him, "Did you hear what I just said? Never...die."
"Hi!"×n
"Yueyue, do you think we should occupy that street directly?" Jiang Cheng turned to follow Yue Yong and said casually, "I heard it is also a very rich place. If we occupy it, my game funds will be lost." Can it triple every month?”
"You...can do it?" Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng lightly.
"Ah haha, if I have to fight with Gintoki's real sword and gun, the outcome is really hard to predict, and I heard that the people on that street are very scary~" Jiang Cheng scratched his head and laughed innocently, and then his expression instantly After a sudden change, he continued coldly, "But I have no interest at all in something that is so easy to grab."
"What are you interested in?" Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng again.
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and showed a smile. At the same time, he made a grabbing movement with his right hand. However, he just opened his mouth and made an O-shaped mouth. Before he could make a sound, Yue Yong instantly took out a bitter hand. Wu stabbed him hard on the forehead.
"Jiang Cheng, sama, here, here is your favorite thing!" A certain member of Baihua, who was very... very majestic, rushed forward, knelt down in front of Jiang Cheng, fell to the ground and rolled his eyes. Jiang Cheng, who was constantly twitching, was helped up and buried Jiang Cheng's head on his chest, shouting excitedly, "Jiang Cheng sama! Feel carefully, your favorite thing is here!"
"Um, Jiangcheng-sama seems to have been choked by you and fainted." A Baihua girl kindly patted the Baihua girl on the shoulder and reminded her kindly.
"Jiang Chengsama!"
Looking at his subordinates who could no longer find adjectives to describe them, Yue Yong held her forehead, shook her head and sighed heavily.
"Idiot...it's really contagious..."
"Who are you calling stupid?!" Jiang Cheng, who instantly resurrected on the spot, stood up, clenched his fists, rolled his eyes and shouted angrily, "Smelly woman!"
"Wash inside!!"
puff! (Sound of kunai piercing into idiot’s forehead)
Bah! (The sound of blood spurting from the idiot’s forehead)
thump! (The sound of an idiot rolling his eyes and falling down.)
"Eseong-sama!"×n (The shouts of the idiot subordinates.)
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(End of chapter)