On the other side, Gintoki, who had just walked out of the cake shop, put his right hand in his kimono pocket, and casually reminded Chun Pingzi on the side: "Next time if there is another underworld act, just add another "Ping" to your name, only the name She will become more and more like a girl, Wanpingpingpingpingpingzi. "
"You don't look like a girl anymore! You can be considered an "abalone" monster! "Xin Baji complained vigorously, "And I asked you to say "ping" again! "
"Hey, there's a cute dried vegetable shop over there, Aruyo," Kagura suddenly pointed to the dried vegetable shop on the other side of the road and said, "Want to check it out? OO."
"Don't remove all the flat characters!" Shinpachi pointed at Kagura and roared.
Kagura, who ignored Shinpachi's complaints, came to the dried vegetable shop, picked up two dried kelp, and squeezed it, making a clicking sound, "Look, Wan Pingzi, it's dried~ it clicks~"
"Ah~ So cute~ Why are you doing this~" Wan...Sorry, there was a mistake, Chun Pingzi said while covering her cheeks.
"By the way, you were just choosing where you wanted to go from just now! Why is the dry goods store the most feminine place!" Shinpachi complained loudly with his veins popping. "By the way, just now you didn't even see the three-dimensional That orangutan got his name wrong!"
"Brother..."
Chunpingzi turned to Gintoki and was about to say something, but was hit by a bald man with a scar on his face, and did not say what he wanted to say.
"Ah, I'm sorry..." Chun Pingzi apologized to the scarred man.
As soon as he finished speaking, the latter screamed and fell backward while covering the left arm he had just hit.
"Ugh!!" The scarred man was rolling on the ground with a look of pain on his face, while still screaming miserably.
The follower with a crew cut and mustache wearing sunglasses on the side quickly leaned down and shouted: "Brother! What's wrong?!"
"It's broken! It was completely broken after the collision just now!" The bald man's acting was very realistic, as if it was really broken.
[The real underworld has appeared! !]Gintoki and Shinpachi both felt bad instantly.
But at this delicate moment, a foot gently stepped on the left arm of the bald man who was still rolling on the ground, and at the same time, everyone seemed to hear a sound similar to a "click".
"Ugh!! It's really broken, it's really broken!" The cold sweat on the bald man's face spread all over his face.
"Huh? This little girl is amazing," Jiang Cheng, the owner of that foot, looked at Chun Pingzi and pretended to be surprised, "She actually broke her leg with just a slight bump like that."
[Someone more troublesome than the underworld is here! !]The faces of Gintoki and Shinpachi have turned completely dark.
"Hey, you made a mistake," Yue Yong, who didn't know when he arrived, looked at the bald man on the ground who was screaming in pain due to the fracture and reminded lightly, "Isn't the left arm broken? Why are you covering your right arm? "
"It's probably too painful to care about." Jiang Cheng said casually, holding his chin, and then raised his foot again and stepped on the bald man's left leg.
Click, there was another fracture sound that everyone could hear.
"Ugh!!" The bald man's eyes widened instantly. Jiang Cheng's synaesthesia when he stepped on his left leg made the man's voice start to become hoarse.
"Hahaha, I'm so sorry, I made a mistake again." Jiang Cheng laughed dryly, rubbing the back of his head, then raised his feet again, grinning, "Hey, tell me quickly. , that arm is broken, I will definitely not make a mistake this time."
The bald man just screamed...
"There is no way. In this case, we can only try one by one. There are still three limbs left in the five limbs. It is a multiple-choice question to choose one of the three. I am still very good at doing this kind of question." With that, Jiang Cheng once again He stepped on the bald man's right leg and said, "This is the longest one. It's definitely the right one."
Click.
"Well..." The bald man could only make a soft hum, and could not even scream.
"Uncle, no Aru, it should be the left arm." Kagura came over, stretched out her hand and broke off the left arm of the follower wearing sunglasses.
[What nonsense are you filling in! ! ] Gintoki and Shinpachi roared in their hearts.
"That's not right, Kagura-chan," Jiang Cheng raised an index finger and shook it, "When two people stand face to face, it should be the other way around. In other words..."
With that said, Jiang Cheng directly kicked the follower's left calf bone and broke it.
"It should be the left leg!"
[You are totally wrong! ] Gintoki and Shinpachi roared in their hearts.
"No, that's not right," Yue Yong approached with a cigarette stick in her mouth, and then kicked the follower in sunglasses in the buttocks, "It should be right here."
[It’s broken! ! ] Gintoki and Shinpachi felt a chill in their lower bodies at the same time.
"Hey, hey, these two guys are too miserable~" Jiang Cheng looked at the two gangsters lying on the ground and couldn't even roll over, spread his hands and sighed, "This little girl has gone too far. These two people collided like this, Gintoki, is this a new member of the Master House?"
"What did you say, you bastard?!" Gintoki immediately gritted his teeth and grabbed the clothes from Jiang Cheng's chest, "You did it all by yourself, right?! It has nothing to do with us or that girl! "
"What did I do?" Jiang Cheng looked innocent.
"We didn't do anything, we were just passing by!" All the Baihua ladies shouted at the same time.
Only then did Gintoki realize that it turned out that the members of Baihua had already tightly surrounded him and others in a circle. People on the street outside couldn't see what was going on inside.
"What on earth do you want, you bastard?!" Gintoki squeezed out a sentence from his throat while suppressing his anger.
"What are you talking about? Gintoki?" Jiang Cheng looked dumbfounded, then narrowed his eyes and smiled, "I just happened to pass by and saw your new member oppressing innocent gangsters. "
"It has nothing to do with Wan Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping!" Gintoki replied through gritted teeth.
"It's amazing! She actually has so many..." Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Pingzi and exclaimed, "She is indeed a new member of your Wanshiwuwu, but having said that, it has nothing to do with her, which means you can do it alone. Already?"
"Hey, you wouldn't do such a prank without any reason. What is your purpose..."
"Gintoki! You actually ordered your little brother to attack two gangsters who were just passing by on the roadside!" Jiang Cheng covered his mouth and said in surprise, "Have you... actually fallen to such an extent?!"
"You bastard!!"
"Anyway, let's call an ambulance for these two innocent gangsters first..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng casually knocked Gintoki's hand off and took out his cell phone, and kindly helped the two gangsters. An ambulance was called.
"Hey, in Kabukicho 3-chome, two innocent gangsters who were just passing by were beaten to fractures all over their bodies by the command of a silver-haired naturally curly samurai who was in his twenties and almost thirty years old and ran a master house. "
After saying that, Jiang Cheng hung up the phone and once again showed a refreshing smile to Gintoki.
"It's okay, Gintoki, the ambulance will be here soon."
After that, without a chance for Gintoki to yell, Jiang Cheng turned around and left with Yue Yong and all the Baihua members.
Before leaving, Jiang Cheng gently glanced at Chun Pingzi, who had not made any sound since his arrival, gently raised the corners of his mouth and winked at the other person.
"Wait a minute," Gintoki suddenly called out to Jiang Cheng, "What...are you going to do? You actually pulled out all Yoshiwara's defenses. What exactly do you want to do?"
"I'm just picking out a gift for my nephew." Jiang Cheng responded without looking back, then sighed and continued, "After all, it's the first time that guy asked me for a gift since he was a child. As an elder, he has to ask for it no matter what. Just fulfill his wish once, right?"
"Kamui?!" Kagura instantly became unhappy, "Why do you have to choose a gift for an idiot like that, Aru? No need! Just give it to me!"
"Sorry, Kagura, I bought you enough gifts." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and waved behind him, "This time it's that boy's turn."
Looking at Jiang Cheng's retreating figure, Gintoki's expression gradually became serious.
"Yin Sang, I think you should not pay attention to what's going on over there." Xin Bajia pushed up his glasses and reminded expressionlessly, "It's better to pay attention to the situation in front of us. Passers-by are watching and pointing. Well, what Jiang Chengsang said just now, now we have been completely regarded as the culprits by passers-by. Moreover, if these two guys are members of Jiro Chang's family..."
"That bastard, he definitely did it on purpose!" Gintoki cursed in a low voice through gritted teeth.
"You have to explain things clearly before the ambulance arrives." Xin Baji reminded him in a low voice.
"Shinpachi, two people on the other side have fractures, so one of our people must have a comminuted fracture all over his body!" Gintoki said with a serious face, and then turned to look at Shinpachi, "Shinpachi , the time has come when you need to dedicate yourself to the boss!"
"Just stop it!" Shinbachi shouted with his veins popping, "Why should I be the only one to take the blame for this situation! I don't want to break my bones at all!"
"Then what do you think we should do?!" Gintoki stared at Shinpachi with his big red eyes, "That bastard didn't even think about the consequences when he did these things! Now even if the excuse is that idiot What do you want me to do when no one will believe it? Xin Baji, it’s you! For the sake of our Wanshiwu, can you temporarily have a comminuted fracture of your whole body? I will count it as a work injury for you. ! I will also give you all my treasured photo albums! Please!”
"Only a devil wants that kind of thing!" Xin Baji shouted loudly, "You are the one who should suffer the comminuted fracture, right?"
There are two chapters left. In the early morning, there are a lot of things going on today. My sister is on holiday. I picked her up from school and took her and her classmates to buy some things and treat them to a meal.
I will rest for a while.
(End of chapter)