"Cold...calm down!" Gintoki comforted himself with a trembling voice, and then buried his head directly into the cash register in a nearby store, "Anyway, calm down first and go find Doraemon..."
"Calm down first!" Shinpachi shouted with spittle, "We are the only ones who can reverse this situation now. We must put these two guys in place before the ambulance arrives. That’s good!”
"How about using a plaster?" Chun Pingzi raised an index finger and suggested with a smile, "If the fracture is broken, how about using a plaster to fix it first?"
After saying that, Chun Pingzi thought of the man just now, although he kept squinting and smiling, but she felt a very dangerous aura from him.
[That man... is he helping me? Chun Pingzi wondered, "Or is he also that woman's man?"]
"Nice idea!" Gintoki raised his head and praised, then thought of Shinpachi and shouted: "Hey! Shinpachi, go find the plaster! If you find that, you should be able to clear the suspicion on me! After that, It should be fine if you have comminuted fractures all over your body and put on a plaster to apologize!"
"Nothing has changed at all! Am I still unable to escape the fate of shattered fractures all over my body?!" Shinbachi complained with all his strength.
"Well, although I didn't find the plaster, I found this Aru." Kagura came over holding a large bucket of cement.
"Good job Kagura!" Gintoki praised, "Cement is actually no different from plaster. They are both things that will harden and fix after a while! Hey, help me quickly and throw these two people in! This way The two of them will get good treatment if they come here, and we can all be cleared of suspicion except for Xin Baji!"
"What do you mean besides me?!" Xin Baji shouted with his eyes wide open and veins popping out.
"Oh! I'm here to help too, brother!" With that said, Chun Pingzi dragged the bald man up and threw him into a bucket filled with lime mortar.
"Kagura, there's another one, hurry up!" Gintoki shouted again.
"Oh! Here we come!" While shouting, Kagura kicked the sunglasses follower into the cement bucket.
"Yoshiyoshi, this way these two people can get good treatment. In this way, our suspicion will most likely be eliminated. Now even if the other party sees this situation, we can easily Good explanation." Gintoki looked at the two people in the lime bucket, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and exhaled.
"Um...do you feel that what you just did..." Shinbachi pushed up the glasses on his face and complained expressionlessly, "Is it more like some kind of underworld silencing method than treatment?"
"Ah, indeed..." Gintoki nodded and agreed in a low voice.
"Well, if this situation is seen by the other party's people..." Xinpachi continued to mutter, "Basically... there is no need to wash it."
"Well, indeed..." Cold sweat gradually appeared on Gintoki's face, and at the same time his eyes began to tremble up and down, left and right, "Hey... Shinpachi, um, in this case..."
"Um, boss, give me the kind of dog food you always buy..." Kurokoma Katsuo's voice suddenly came from the side.
But just after he finished speaking, Kuroko Katsuo suddenly noticed Gintoki and the others standing around the cement bucket, as well as the two people in the cement bucket who rolled their eyes and looked like his subordinates...
"That... it's just treatment!" Gintoki explained with sweat on his face, "It's just treating their fractures! Because there is no plaster, there is only cement! It is definitely not the kind of pouring into cement and sinking into the sea as you think. What!"
…
Time unconsciously felt like it was dusk.
In the meeting hall of the Kabukicho Inner Council, the three kings known as the Four Heavenly Kings of Kabukicho are gathering here. By the way, the three people are an old woman with heavy makeup who is the same voice actor as Orochimaru, and a certain captain of the Green Beard Pirates. , and a woman who looks like a normal woman but holds a peacock feather fan with an evil smile on her face, is also Jiang Cheng's target this time - Hua Tuo.
"Now...Kabukicho...the regular meeting of the town council is being held..." A somewhat short Mediterranean man stood next to a small white bulletin board, holding up a manuscript and whispered tremblingly, "This time...this time... The topic is about the classification of garbage..."
"Just disappear the garbage!"×3
Granny Dengshi, Mrs. Xixiang and Hua Tuo said at the same time with fierce faces.
"Yes! I'm sorry!" After saying this, the middle-aged bald man turned around, opened the door and left the room as if to flee.
After the man left, Denshi took a sip from the cigarette in his hand and exhaled softly, "What's going on? You called me to a place like this? I don't remember violating garbage classification."
"It's obviously against the law." Xixiang closed his eyes and replied slowly, then opened his small eyes, "Why is there a trashy old woman among us two beauties?"
"Are you qualified to speak against me?" Dengshi complained mercilessly.
"It's great that you two are still as good as before." Hua Tuo, who had long blue hair and a golden hair ornament on his head, gently covered his face with the fan in his hand, "I'm really sorry to invite you here despite your busy schedule. But Please wait a moment, there is one person who has not arrived yet."
Granny Denshi glanced at the cushion on the ground on one side and said lightly: "Mr. Jiro... It's useless. He hasn't appeared in the past two or three years, has he?"
"Anyway, the opportunity is so rare, I would rather wait until all the Four Heavenly Kings have arrived." Hua Tu said softly to the two of them, "I have called you here for no other reason. You must also know that this street is in the most tense state in recent years. Right? If we let it go like this, it will definitely lead to a war. No one wants to see such a gaffe, right?"
Xixiang crossed his hands and glanced at Hua Tuo, with a look of disdain on his face, "That's really nice to say. Aren't you and Jiro Chang's family the ones who caused the most trouble? The casino on this street used to be It's all managed by Jiro Chang's family, who asked you to just build a casino or something."
"Are you half-hearted? Xixiang," Hua Tuo looked at Xixiang and chuckled, "I've heard that the people you hide there are all rogues and down-and-out warriors who are fighting against the barbarians?"
"Huh?" Hearing the sound, Xixiang's face showed a trace of displeasure.
"Even if they are dressed strangely, they are still a powerful army." Hua Tuo glanced at Xixiang and teased: "You said you would rely on the power of those people to build a human-monster empire."
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Xixiang expressed his dissatisfaction instantly, "I just give homeless guys a place to go..."
"But you have repeatedly ignored Jiro's family's request for protection money." Hua Tuo covered his face with a fan and interrupted Xixiang softly. "It's true that you had a dispute with him, right?"
Hearing the sound, Xixiang's expression changed.
"And...Dengshi." Hua Tuo glanced at Dengshi's mother-in-law.
"I have no interest in this kind of boring fight." Granny Denshi said without hesitation, "I don't remember participating in it either."
"Even if you are not interested, you have always been a prominent figure on this street. You have close contact with the residents on the street, giving them ideas and solutions. And... the suspicious guys from Wanshiwu are used as pawns, no matter where they are. Everyone’s territory is very arrogant~”
"I didn't know I had such a convenient chess piece," Grandma Denshi put out the chess piece in her hand in the ashtray, then picked up the teacup in front of her and took a sip. "In addition, this street is It’s anyone’s territory to divide it without permission. This street doesn’t belong to anyone. The guy and I live here according to our own principles, that’s all.”
"But there are some people who don't like it," Hua Tuo replied. "Speaking of which, I don't know when we started to be called the Four Heavenly Kings. We have become such a mutually constraining relationship. It's all because there is a certain gangster who can't stand that others are in power. Right. There is no need for us to be hostile. Shouldn’t our enemy be...Jiro Cho?"
"I see," Jiro's voice suddenly came from the door, "Are the three of them working together to get rid of Jiro, who is in the way?"
"Meow~"
Looking at Jiro Chang who was leaning against the door, holding a cat in his arms and gently scrubbing the cat's back hair with his hands, he immediately spoke: "You..."
…
At the same time, on the other side, on the streets of Kabukicho, Shinpachi and Kagura were running away desperately. Behind them were countless members of the Gutter Rat Group.
"It's over! War! It's completely a war!" Xin Baji shouted in horror as he ran, "Yin Sang! This is terrible! Because of Jiang Cheng Sang, now we have been completely involved in some kind of war It’s inside!”
"As for Gintai-kun, I went on a date with Shizuka Gozen." Kagura on the side replied in a low voice while running.
"Huh?!" Shinbachi gritted his teeth and cursed, "Asshole! You actually used us as bait, remember this!!"
No one, whether it was Shin Yaji, Kagura or the members of the Mouse Team, noticed that there was an extremely unnatural blue trash can placed in the alley they just passed by.
Listening to the sound of the Gouzhu group shouting and killing people gradually fade away, Chun Pingzi opened the lid of the trash can with both hands, "It seems that they have gone far, big brother. Woohoo~ It seems that things are getting more and more interesting. Ah~ Now no matter what, I will have a battle with Jiro~ Let’s decorate it with bright red flowers with me and become the number one boss in Japan~”
"Shut up! Who wants to fight with Jiro Cho!" Gintoki, who was also curled up in the bucket, shouted with his veins bursting, and then gritted his teeth and whispered fiercely, "That bastard! You actually got us into this Such a situation! We must kill him! This time, we must kill that shaking S no matter what! This is no longer an ordinary S, it is already a super S!"
[It seems that that man was really helpful. ] Tsubaki Pingzi thought in her mind, [It was so lucky that my elder brother and Jiro had such a conflict without using my plan... ]
(End of chapter)