Half an hour later…
"...Um, Jiang Chengjun, how on earth did you come up with this kind of script?" Dengshi complained speechlessly.
"It's quite good to come up with this kind of script in such a short time." Jiang Cheng shrugged and replied casually, "With boring streets like yours and boring wars like playing house, what's more? Plus that kind of boring triangle relationship, I just want to go to bed, right? But even if it breaks out, it can't be called a war, right? It's just a fight on the street, right? Of course, if you are not satisfied, I can help you It would be quite interesting to send letters of challenge directly to Edo Castle and help you start a real war to conquer the world~"
"Hmph," Jiro chuckled softly, then pinched his chin and replied thoughtfully, "Well, forget it, it sounds interesting. Is this what kind of PLAY young people like now? It's just right. When I go back to spend time with my daughter, it’s not bad to learn a little bit about what young people like.”
"No, this is not that soft PLAY or something like that," Jiang Cheng shook his head, then showed a serious look on his face, "It's a plot show!"
"Hey, what you said is softer..." Yue Yong complained, "In every sense of the word."
"Well, since you are saying goodbye to an old acquaintance, I will also help," Xixiang's voice came from the ceiling, "Jiangzi~ Have you seen it? My... the bottom of my skirt~ ah~ I'm so shy~"
boom! !
"Huh~" Jiang Cheng blew the tip of his umbrella, ignoring the shattered ceiling and Xixiang who fell to the ground, and continued: "Anyway, that's it, that one on your street The fighting between neighbors will end tomorrow. Goodbye..."
After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up and walked slowly toward the door with Yue Yong.
After Jiang Cheng left, Xixiang stood up, dusted himself off, sat down like a normal person, and said at the same time, "How is it? The man I like is pretty good, isn't he?"
"The intensity control is too perfect," Jiro took a puff of his cigarette. "I would never have been able to do it so that you wouldn't be hurt at all. But that kid did it."
"Goodbye, remember to hand over tomorrow's performance fee to me properly." Denshi got up at some point and came to the door, saying without looking back.
"Ah, I will send you beautiful flowers that are enough for a funeral." Jiro Chang made a rare joke.
"Don't worry, I will use the flowers intact at your funeral." Denshi replied without hesitation.
Then, the two of them laughed in unison.
"I always feel... I'm a bit redundant now." Xixiang complained silently.
…
On the other side, the shore of Kabukicho Waterfront Pier.
A group of members of the Mouse Team gathered together, and they all looked maliciously at Gintoki, who was still in the trash can with black lines on his head and the corners of his mouth twitching, and Chun Pingzi, who had a perverse look on his face.
"I finally got my previous debt back," Kuroko Katsuo, holding a toothpick in his mouth, touched his shiny 37 points and walked over, "You said it before, right? I borrowed and paid back. Yes, borrow three and return seven."
"Um, I don't remember lending you anything or lending you anything. You must have found the wrong person, right?" Gintoki replied casually, "Besides, 30-70 points are no longer popular nowadays. Why not take this opportunity?" How about shaving them all off? How about changing to a very fashionable bald look? Ah? The last one."
"Don't mention that thing to me again! You bastard, after knowing that thing, what do the boys in the team think of me?! Say it again, listen carefully to me! Except for the boss, everyone in the ditch rat team I’m the only one responsible for good looks!” Kurokoma Katsuo’s hair suddenly exploded, and he argued angrily while clenching his fists.
"No, they don't seem to think so." Gintoki glanced at the gangsters standing behind Kurokoma Katsuo, "The contempt in his eyes is not concealed at all, 37 points... no, He’s a guy with thirty-seven points, a guy who didn’t even reach the passing mark except for Ocasan who gave him full marks.”
"I was born with perfect scores! My 37 points are also perfect scores!" Kuroko Katsuo shouted with his eyes rolled, and then turned back to look at his younger brothers, "You think so too, right?! In the Mouse Group, except for the boss , I am the most handsome one!"
"Yeah, yeah, that's right, in my heart, the eldest brother is the most handsome one among us!"
"Yes, don't give up! Brother! Even if you are the worst one in the eyes of outsiders, in our hearts you are the most handsome one!"
"The eldest brother's horse face and scars, as well as his 37-cent hair that looks like it hasn't been washed for many days, as well as the dirty-looking moustache that he deliberately left on, and his always wrinkled mustache, in fact, in the eyes of others, The very funny eyebrows and the little goblin, coupled with the toothpick that just fell to the ground but was picked up like a normal person and continues to be held in the mouth, and the last deliberate use of the Kansai accent is not like the yakuza at all, like this Big brother is the most handsome in our hearts!"
"Yes! Please don't care about other people's opinions! Brother! As long as we think you are the most handsome in our hearts, that's it! Other people's objective evaluations don't matter at all!"
"You are the most handsome! Brother!"
"You all want to die!" Kuroko Katsuo shouted with his eyes rolled, "By the way, someone just removed my entire face, right? All the features were removed, right? Who? Who is it? ?! What else is other people’s objective evaluation? Where is the objectivity anymore?!”
A group of gangsters from the Grouse Rat Group looked at each other, then turned away and whistled, but no one responded.
"You bastards!" Kuroko Katsuo yelled.
"So it's better to shave your head bald. That's what you really look like. You have to know that when you first came into this world, you didn't have many hairs on your head. Now you have your hair turned into this disgusting 30-70 parting. Your old mother who is sleeping in your hometown will be very sad if she knows about it." As he said that, Gintoki pointed at a bald man behind Kurokoma Katsura with his barely movable finger, "Look, it would be nice to be like him. Yes, that child’s mother must be proud of him now! Although this child has become a gangster, he has not forgotten his roots! He is a good child!”
"Shut up! My 37 points are a fashionable 37 points that even Odagiri would be inferior to! A fashionable 37 points that would make even the old mother in heaven feel happy!" Kuroko Katsuo retorted angrily, "This is fashionable Planting something means reincarnation is repeated over and over again!”
(Note: Joe Odagiri, a Japanese actor, is known for his fashionable and unique style in the entertainment industry, especially his hairstyle.)
"Wait a minute, that doesn't matter anymore. I was instigated by this stupid girl. She said to use plaster." Gintoki replied casually, "Besides, I told you about those two guys. It has nothing to do with me, it was the bastard with the ponytail who did it. I have no hostility towards you at all. Rather, I kindly helped the two brothers with fractures and injuries. Although there was no plaster, they were well put on. Lime has fixed the broken branches of the two of them. If you hadn't arrived too quickly, the two broken bones would have been healed by now. Do you understand? Give in, you idiot."
"Who do you think is a coward?! Who would believe that kind of thing! Do you think I'm an idiot!" Kuroko Katsuo said angrily, then he spread his hands and chuckled, "Are you and your little brother doing this? What kind of agreement did you make? I know it. We made an agreement to put red flowers on my boss’s head together, right?"
In an instant, Gintoki's expression turned aside, and several black lines appeared under his eyes, "Why do you know?"
"Can you tell your elder brother? Sister Hirako." Kuroko Katsuo looked at Hirako who was also stuck in the cement of the trash can. "What exactly is the red flower?"
After hearing this, Gintoki turned his head slowly and mechanically, and asked stumblingly, "Hirako... um... do you mean... you..."
"Brother, my eldest brother and Jiro are relatives and old friends." Hirako slowly explained without looking back, "I have been taught since I was a child that the knight among knights, the great knight Jiro is the elder." Things…”
As she said that, Chunpingzi remembered when she was a child, sitting under the eaves of the door dangling her little feet and listening to the uncle who was watering the flowers talking about Jiro...
"Most of the recent chivalrous people are random guys, but he is different. He only uses his strength to implement chivalry. That is the true chivalry."
"It's so complicated that I can't understand it~" Chun Pingzi replied while shaking her little feet.
"Hahaha, I'm sorry. To say too much is to understate the value. All in all, there are flowers blooming in Jirocho's chivalry. Your mother must have been attracted to him by this. When did his flowers begin? Where are the withered ones..."
Thinking of this, Chun Pingzi took out a short knife from his cuff, held it with both hands and stabbed it straight into the solidified cement in front of him.
"Abandoned his wife and daughter... He even destroyed his wife's natal family as a business rival, and even came here to engage in boring wars with shemales and old women..."
As he spoke, the cement in front of Chun Pingzi burst into pieces along with half of the trash can. Then Pingzi stood up and jumped, landing firmly in front of Kurokoma Katsura, and continued: "I want to do it again. Meeting Jiro at that time made chivalry reign supreme again, and made beautiful flowers bloom again in my father's heart."
"Eh? What are you kid talking about? You don't understand it at all." Gintoki suddenly reacted, "Eh? Eh-?!"
"That's what happened, Sister Hirako... No, Miss, she is..." Kurokoma Katsuro interjected, "Jirocho's daughter! To be precise, the daughter born after the eldest sister returned to her parents' home after the divorce!"
(End of chapter)