"Ah, you're so slow~ Brother~" Pingzi slowly pulled out the knife from "Grandma Denshi".
Seeing this scene, Gintoki felt cold all over, and the killing intent that could no longer be suppressed in his heart suddenly burst out.
"Asshole!!" Gintoki pulled out his wooden sword, roared and rushed towards the door.
"It's really scary~ Brother. But I'm not alone~" Hirako pointed to Jiro Cho beside him.
Jiro's long legs were slightly bent, making a sword-drawing gesture. The moment Gintoki roared and jumped up with a wooden sword in hand, a cold light flashed in his small eyes, and he quickly drew out his sword.
In just one round, the wooden sword in Gintoki's hand broke into several pieces, and then, Jiro Cho slammed the handle of the sword hard on Gintoki's stomach.
After the latter spit out a mouthful of blood, he flew out and fell to the ground outside the house.
Gintoki wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, then without any hesitation grabbed a knife on the ground and stood up, staring intently at Jiro, who was still standing in the room.
"It seems that today is an eye-opener. Let me appreciate my father's heroic appearance." Pingzi squinted his eyes and said with a smile, "Also, brother, if you really can't do it, you can admit defeat. I quite like it. Big brother, if big brother dies too, I will be very troubled~"
"You bastard! Why do you have to do this? Daddy... she has never participated in any struggle! She is just a smelly old woman running a small tavern!" Gintoki cursed through gritted teeth.
"Oh ho ho~" Pingzi shook off his naturally dumb expression, "There is a very good reason for the conflict between Denshi's mother-in-law and her father~ The two of them have an abyss of karma that even killing each other is far from enough. Yeah, right? Dad."
Jiro chuckled and had no words.
"Do you still want to keep hiding it now? It was my father who killed Tatsugoro Terada, the husband of Toshi's mother-in-law~"
After hearing this, Gintoki's face showed a bit of disbelief.
"Ah? Brother, don't you even know about this kind of thing?" Hirako smiled and continued, "What about this matter? Dad and Tatsugoro-san, the husband of Toshi's mother-in-law, were good friends when they were young, but later because of the competition for beauty, The two brothers were at odds with each other, and it was Tatsugoro-san who chased the girl. I must have always held a grudge against him, right?"
"Shut up..." Jiro Chang reminded softly.
"So dad killed the troublemaker in order to get the girl." Hirako continued as if he couldn't hear.
"Stop talking..." Jiro Chang reminded again.
"Brother, do you know why my father abandoned his wife and daughter and took root in this street? It's all because that girl, Granny Denshi, lives on this street."
As if he could no longer bear Hirako's words, Jiro Cho pulled out his knife and quickly slashed Hirako on the head, "Didn't you hear me tell you to shut up?"
Along with half of the door, the artificial hair on Pingzi's forehead was cut off and fell to the ground.
"Look, that's what I'm saying," Pingzi spread his hands and sighed, "Compared to his biological daughter, this person still values his mother-in-law more."
"Is it really true that you came here just to say such stupid things to your stinky father who has long since severed ties with you?" Jiro Cho slowly sheathed his sword and said slowly, "She is such a filial daughter."
"Although it was a stupid thing to say, didn't you still take action without any hesitation?" Pingzi said with a smile, "Brother, I've told you everything I know~ Next, let me watch you being fucked on the head by your father. Let the red flowers bloom and Jiro, who is unparalleled in the world, grow his own flowers~"
"I'll let you sleep for a while, kid. Although we've severed our relationship, I still have some common sense. The next scene is not something I can watch..."
With that said, Jiro Chang pulled out the knife from his waist with the scabbard and stabbed Hirako hard in the abdomen. After the latter spit out a mouthful of acidic water, he fell down and fell into a coma.
"Well, is it enough to act like this?" Gintoki's expression changed, and at the same time the murderous aura that had just erupted from his body also dissipated. Then he dropped the knife in his hand, picked his nostrils, and stared at the lack of motivation. The dead fish eyes made their own extremely lazy voice, "Don't you feel that the smell of paint in the house is choking your nose? And I don't remember my mother-in-law having those pointy ears. And the guy next to me is snoring. I can hear it even when it rains heavily, and finally, I smelled that bastard’s house stink on the roof on the way here. And I’m not stupid enough to believe those stories to coax children.”
"It's true. Today's young people are really more amazing than the last." Jiro let out a long laugh, and then sighed, "I really can't accept old age anymore."
"Is this a scene just to educate that brat?" Gintoki replied casually, "I'm sorry, I'm not interested in unpaid work. Shinpachi, Kagura, are going back."
"Someone taught me yesterday that young people should respect the elderly." After saying that, Jiang Cheng jumped off the roof with an umbrella, and then shouted at Gintoki with white eyes, "Hey, you just said Doesn’t the house stink? You definitely said it, right? Do you want to die? You silver-haired curly!"
"Tch, respect the old and cherish the young? Who is it? That stinky old woman or this stinky old man?" Gintoki curled his lips and replied with disdain.
"This time, it should be said that I have everything." Jiang Cheng took out a handful of Juju from his arms and threw it at Gintoki, "This belongs to that daddy's husband, so please help this old man Cut off that dog leash."
"Don't say those words with unclear meaning!" Gintoki caught the Juju thrown by Jiang Cheng and shouted.
"Yeah, yeah, in the end, am I going to become this kind of commentator? It's really troublesome~" Jiang Cheng spread his hands and said casually, "But there's no way, we're short of manpower today, so I'm the only one who can explain." , first of all, this O-faced old man and that O-faced daddy were childhood sweethearts, which brought O-faced daddy’s misfortune, and this O-faced old man became a knight on this street or something, and then the two of them made an appointment to go together. Plastic surgery hospital for facelift surgery…”
"Hey...can you be a little more serious?" Gintoki came over, sat cross-legged under the eaves and complained casually, "There's no need to spend that kind of money on a face like that, an electric iron will do!"
"Please, you're welcome." Jiang Cheng took the electric iron he took out from nowhere and handed it to Jiro who was standing aside.
The latter directly clenched the knife in his hand. After a few flashes of sword light, the electric iron in Jiang Cheng's hand was broken into several pieces.
"In short, the man who sold electric irons later formed a triangle relationship with these two people." Jiang Cheng continued, "And that gentleman not only opened a shop selling electric irons but also worked part-time as a police officer. I heard that the three of them often gathered together. We iron the iron together and our relationship is extremely good."
"Are they the policemen and knights guarding this street? Was that daddy really that popular when he was young?" Gintoki chuckled and teased.
"Then, in order to compete for the opportunity to iron Dad's face, the two of them took out the best electric iron at home," Jiang Cheng continued, minding his own business, "However, when the gangster leader saw the gentleman taking the best iron in the store, The moment I took out the good electric iron that can iron everything, I silently put away the old iron at home that had been used for a long time..."
"Have you given up on your own initiative? For that daddy's happiness..." Gintoki murmured.
"Then, the shopkeeper died. He took a bullet for a certain gangster leader in the war..." Jiang Cheng raised his face and looked at the dark clouds in the sky. "The only thing left for the gangster leader was to make a pact with the dead believer." He is determined to protect this street and the promise made by daddy, and he will not hesitate to become a real gangster who abandons his wife and daughter, and will do whatever it takes to protect that promise to the end for the sake of business... "
"Really, it's really a troublesome thing," Gintoki curled his lips, then stood up, holding Jushou in his left hand, and picked up the knife on the waist of Hirako who was sleeping beside him with his right hand, "Hey, stinky old man Son, hurry up and expose your dirty chain. If you can’t cut it off yourself, I’ll give you a little help.”
Seeing Gintoki holding the sword in his right hand and playing with Juju with his left hand, Jiro let out a long laugh and then stood up slowly.
"Then..." Jiang Cheng stood between the two of them, raised his hand and shouted, "Start!!"
As soon as the words fell, Gintoki and Jirocho rushed towards each other instantly...
…
When Hirako woke up, he saw only Jiang Cheng sitting cross-legged on his side, and Gintoki and Jiro Cho who were also lying in a pool of blood in the yard.
"Dad..." Pingzi couldn't help but widen his eyes and murmured in disbelief.
"Thank you so much this time, little fox," Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "It's so easy for us to get this whole street. Jiro, Saigo, and Toshi were all killed because of internal fighting. Eradicate them. The remaining gangsters should be dealt with without any effort. How do you think we can thank you for your cooperation?"
"Asshole! Are you that vixen?!" Pingzi's teeth were almost broken, and then he took out a short knife from his sleeve without any hesitation and stabbed Jiang Cheng.
"Ah, what's wrong?" Jiang Cheng raised his right hand casually and clamped Pingzi's short knife with only two fingers. "Isn't our cooperation going smoothly? It seems that no one has betrayed anyone. Huh? Why do you look like this? We...we haven't done anything yet...but we are really lucky. We have done nothing but got a whole street~"
"asshole!!"
"Don't be anxious and angry, I will send you to your father's house right away. In that world, you can reunite as much as you want." Jiang Cheng took the knife from Pingzi's hand with a gentle pull, and continued with a smile. Say, "But before that, there's something else I want to tell you..."
"asshole!!"
Pingzi has obviously lost his mind now, but under Jiang Cheng's suppression, all actions are meaningless. The gap between the two is really too big...
(End of chapter)