Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 548: The kid is like that - he will believe whatever the adults say

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Pingzi himself had forgotten how many times he rushed towards Jiang Cheng and how many times he was kicked away, but... the only thing he wanted to do now seemed to be to kill the man in front of him and the vixen.

The heavy rain was still falling, hitting Pingzi's face, who seemed to have fallen into a coma just now. Pingzi struggled to open his eyes, trying hard to open his eyes wide and look at the man lying beside him with a silly smile on his face, holding half a cigarette rod in his hand. But there was no sound of breathing from Jiro Chang.

"Obviously... it shouldn't be like this..." The big tears on Pingzi's face mixed with the rain rolled down, "The result I expected obviously shouldn't be like this. I obviously want Jiro to have this one." The street is the right one, why? Why does it become like this... Why..."

"Yeah, yeah, it's easy to catch a cold just lying on the ground on this rainy day~" Jiang Cheng's voice suddenly came from Pingzi's head, "After all, you can be considered our benefactor. If you get sick like this, we will It will also be very troublesome~”

Pingzi tried his best to open his eyes wide and stared at Jiang Cheng with very vicious eyes.

"Kid, you don't really think that everyone will be obedient and under your control, do you?" Jiang Cheng held an umbrella and squinted his eyes to reveal a pair of white teeth that were very sinister in Pingzi's eyes, "You... It's still too young. Are the two guys bound to this street by the same thing? Are they all for an agreement with a dead man? Who said that? Why do you think so? That one Silver-haired curly hair may be, but your dad may not be~ In fact, that kind of agreement may not exist at all~"

"No...impossible!" Pingzi gritted his teeth and looked like a cornered puppy, "Jiro will grow him...Jiro will grow him..."

"Then, how did he kill that daddy?" Jiang Cheng asked with a smile, "If that's the case, you really don't think that this old dog would have the heart to kill that daddy, right? Aren't you confused? ? If that kind of agreement really existed, how could he kill that daddy? "

"Jiro Chang... must have his own ideas!"

"If you think so, then I won't say anything else," Jiang Cheng shrugged, and then his tone instantly became extremely cold, "I'll just send you on your way. I wanted to chat with you for a while." Damn it, after all, this is how the villains on TV act. But since you are not interested, there is no need... "

"I...must kill you and that stinky fox!" Pingzi gritted his teeth and said bitterly, "Even if he turns into an evil spirit, he will come back!"

"Indeed, it seems that you have no other place to go except to become a lonely ghost," Jiang Cheng spread his hands and curled his lips and said deliberately, "After all, even if you go to hell, these people should be able to go to hell." What you have devoured, after all, it is all your fault for causing them to become like this."

"Asshole!!" Pingzi lost his mind again, but this time, he didn't even have the strength to stand up.

"By the way, there is one more thing I forgot to tell you," Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something and then said, "Didn't you say before that you would help your father win the world? Don't worry, this sentence has already been said. I have sent you to Edo Castle for you. After the shogunate found out, it paid special attention to your family. Not only here, but also the flower field and so on, they are paying close attention to it. Now...the shogunate's army should have arrived at the flower field. Is it over there? Or maybe, it has completely turned into a real flower field now... "

"You bastard!!"

"Hey? Why are you scolding me? Isn't this your wish? Help Jiro Chang win the world or something." Jiang Cheng asked pretending to be confused, "I helped you send the challenge to the shogunate. After the other party learned that Jiro Chief wanted to rebel, he was very excited. But... at this moment, he suddenly learned that Jiro Chief's biological daughter jumped out to kill her relatives and killed her biological father who wanted to rebel, as well as Jiro Chief's family. My subordinates, I just said that I would give you a reward~ This is really a reward that is difficult for ordinary people to get in their lifetime~ Don't worry, I will hang the bonus and the banner in front of your tomb. But there is one thing that is a little regretful, that is yours Father, Mr. Nishuijiro is going to be labeled as a traitor. It is indeed the opposite of the kind of knight you want. But thanks to you, whether it is public or private, we will Now that we can officially take over all of this street, Yu Gong, the shogunate now regards us as a hero for pacifying the rebels who wanted to rebel. As a reward, we will let us manage this street. Yu privately, now we are the only one left in Kabukicho. Power. It’s all thanks to you ~ little girl.”

Listening to Jiang Cheng's words, Pingzi's eyes no longer had any light, and all the revenge and desire for survival... disappeared.

"Just hearing this, do you no longer have any desire to live?" Jiang Cheng complained, "Originally, I thought you were quite interesting and wanted to let you live. After all, such a bird has no home whether it is alive or dead. You kid can go back, I'm quite curious about what unexpected actions he will make."

Pingzi didn't say anything, just stared blankly at Jiang Cheng's umbrella.

"Well, if that's the case, how about I tell you the so-called truth? I'm quite curious about what it will be like after you know it." As he said that, Jiang Cheng glanced at Jiro Chang aside, "Then the story you made up to deceive that natural volume is true. That daddy's husband was indeed killed by your father because of a grudge..."

"Impossible!" Pingzi, who still had some sense left, argued, "That daddy's husband died trying to take a bullet for his father during the war!"

"Who told you? Have you seen it with your own eyes?" Jiang Cheng raised his lips and asked with interest, "You... must have too high expectations for this man, right? A knight? No, there was no such thing from the beginning. He has always been such a despicable and shameless guy. The chivalry he had in the past was just an act he put on. In his heart... he hated that man to the extreme! Therefore, even though he was shot during the war But the surface brother who was not fatally injured gave him a final blow, completely killing him! Changed? No, this old dog has never changed, he has always been like this! There has never been any real knight! It’s all him It’s just an act!”

"No! No, no, no! It's not like this, it's not like this, it's not like this... Mom told me what kind of person my dad is. Mom will not lie to me, and everyone will not lie to me... "

"Because everyone has been deceived by this man..." Looking at Pingzi who was about to lose his mind again on the ground, Jiang Cheng continued: "By the way, do you still want to hear the next story? This man returned here after participating in the war. On the street, he ignored his woman, turned around and began to pursue the mother-in-law crazily... No, it should be said that the widow is the right person. However, Dad, who has seen through the essence of your father, has not completely given up on him, but wants to You want your dad to change his ways. So... your dad took advantage of Daddy's mood and succeeded... "

"Afterwards, for some reasons, Dad and Jiro broke up. Perhaps the woman he got once was no longer attractive, and your dad didn't bother anymore. But what your dad didn't know was that Daddy Already pregnant with his child and secretly giving birth to it. Feeling guilty about the woman your father dumped after the war, guess... where did that dad send that child? Now that Where is the child? Has she grown up well? Has she turned into a cute girl who likes flowers? "

Pingzi's eyes opened wider and wider...

"The knife you just patched up that daddy... I think, even if she has already gone to hell, that daddy will feel very, very painful~ After all, the girl who patched up the knife on herself is...!"

Pingzi didn't make any sound, then he gritted his teeth and used all his strength to get up from the ground. He knelt down towards the house with an expressionless face and knocked down hard.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." Pingzi just kowtowed mechanically, muttering the words "I'm sorry" repeatedly.

"And... the last sentence, after I finish saying this, I will send you to your father's place." Jiang Cheng stood up holding an umbrella, squinting his eyes and showing a smile, "Actually... everything I just said was a lie to you. of."

"Huh?" Pingzi was suddenly stunned and raised his bloody forehead.

"The revenge trick is a great success!!" Shinpachi and Kagura walked out holding a banner that read "An eye for an eye, the plan to trick Wan Ping Ping Ping Ping was a great success!"

"Um, are they all recorded? Xiaoyu?" Jiang Cheng asked Xiaoyu at the door.

"Well, it's all recorded, Master Jiang Cheng." Xiaoyu turned off the camera mode.

"But speaking of it, this girl is really amazing. She actually believed all the stories that were full of flaws." Jiang Cheng turned away and snickered, "What an idiot."

At this time, Pingzi still couldn't react.

"Bah!" Jiro Chang spit out the small black pill in his mouth, and then stood up, "So I am still a kid. A simple kid that adults will believe as long as I say a few words. It seems that I need to take good care of myself in the future. Educate her. But having said that, lying injured for most of the day in this rain is really too much for an old man like me."

"Where did you get this black pill that fakes death?" Gintoki got up and looked at the small black pill in his hand and asked doubtfully.

"Ask for the wig." Jiang Cheng replied with a shrug.

"Dad..." Pingzi murmured.

(End of chapter)