Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 549: Some weights can only be borne by adults!

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"Your dad...is back with you." Jiro chuckled softly and said slowly, "He's back, Hirako."

"Wait a minute," Granny Denshi's voice suddenly came from one side, "I don't fully accept this level of apology, at least... I won't do two octopus dances at the reception that will be held in my store soon. I'll accept it. Jiro, please come too, it's a farewell bar before leaving."

"Dad...my mother..." Pingzi turned around and lowered his head and asked slowly, "Who is my mother?!"

"Is this kid really an idiot?" Jiang Cheng pointed at Hirako and looked at Jiro Chang.

"That's right, he's just a fool." Gintoki played with his ten hands and said casually, "Hey, Ping Ping Ping Ping, you were fired from the Master House today. Follow your stinky dad back."

Today is probably the most crowded day in Denshi’s shop. Except for a certain vixen who has been imprisoned in Yoshihara, the other three kings are all gathered here.

The entire Denshi shop was so crowded that there was no room to stand.

"Hey, today's Kabukicho's first acting competition, who is the first place?" A Miao squinted her eyes and asked Xiang Jiangcheng with a smile, "It must be my mother, right? When will the promised one million bonus be paid? "

"No, it was me who was against Aru!" Kagura argued, "It's very hard to pretend to be dead! I tried my best not to fall asleep!"

"No, it should be me without a doubt!" Gintoki shouted, holding up his wine glass, "I am the one lying on the ground on a rainy day and about to catch a cold!"

"Shut up! I should be the most beautiful girl in this popular shop!" Catherine argued.

"Um..." Looking at the people who were about to start a fight in front of him, Jiang Cheng silently took out an envelope from his arms and placed it on the table, "You decide for yourself..."

Seeing a stack of ten-thousand-yuan bills exposed at the mouth of the envelope, Gintoki and others rushed over. Kagura first kicked Catherine away who was closest to the envelope, but before she could touch the envelope, she was kicked away. Gintoki directly pressed his head with the palm of his hand, but just when Gintoki took advantage of this gap and was about to touch the envelope, he was kicked directly to the face with a powerful diamond leg by A Miao and was kicked aside.

"It's mine!" A Miao shouted.

but…

"Today's drink money." Granny Denshi picked up the envelope on the counter and put it into her sleeve without blushing.

"Stop joking! Didn't I say you were treating me?!" Gintoki stood up instantly to express his dissatisfaction, "That's my money!"

"I don't remember that I said I wanted to treat you!" Granny Dengshi shouted with her eyes rolling and spitting.

"Forget it. Now that you've accepted it, let's pay off the rent you owed. How many months? Half a year? A year? Well, it doesn't matter." Gintoki said casually.

"Give me a penny of the rent and get it back! You're in debt!" Granny Denshi roared with white eyes.

"What's wrong?" Jiro, who was sitting at the counter, asked with an empty wine glass in front of him.

"No, it's nothing..." Hirako, who was sitting on Jiro's side, lowered his head and shook his head and said softly, "I just feel... I don't understand what I'm doing here. Huatu, one of the Four Heavenly Kings, has been eradicated. But I don’t know anything…”

"The kid just needs to know who his parents are." Jiang Cheng on the side curled his lips in disdain.

"Asshole! You lied to me!" Pingzi gritted his teeth instantly and stared at Jiang Cheng.

"Hey~ Once I become an ordinary brat, I won't be able to like you anymore~" Jiang Cheng sighed, "It's true, it's really distressing~"

"Asshole!" As he said this, Pingzi was about to pull out his knife.

"That's enough," Jiro said in a long voice, "He is not a guy your father can afford to mess with. It is indeed a child's privilege to cause trouble for adults, but this little brother is not included."

"Little girl..." Jiang Cheng held his cheek with one hand, turned his face to look at Kagura who was playing with Gintoki, and said softly, "Children... can't bear the weight of life. Killing and being killed. These are not things that children can bear. Remember, your dad's chain has been cut off. If it's not broken yet, you can just rush up and take a bite. No matter how hard it is, The chains are no match for...that daughter with a mouth full of steel teeth...it hurts! Bastard!"

Jiang Cheng turned around and looked at Pingzi who was grabbing his head and biting it with his mouth open and shouted with white eyes, "Do you want me to break all your teeth?! Do you want to die? You stinky girl!"

"It's all your fault that I was expelled from Big Brother!" Pingzi showed no intention of letting go and still bit Jiang Cheng's head hard.

"Hey, Kagura, call an ambulance. I'm going to get a rabies vaccine." Jiang Cheng casually pulled Hirako off and threw him aside, and said to Kagura on the side.

In sharp contrast to the noise around him, Jiro Chang on the side just looked at the half-remained cigarette rod in his hand and the empty wine glass in front of him.

"Would you like a drink? Although you are injured, I give you special permission to drink this glass of farewell wine." Granny Denshi took a bottle of shochu and slowly filled the glass in Jiro's hand, while glancing lightly. Glancing at the half-section of the cigarette rod in Chang Jiro's hand, he said, "Also, you who have been trying your best to protect this street can now hand over the task to the next generation. The agreement has been kept, so put that thing down. You must Don’t we still have many promises to fulfill? Jiro, I am... very happy now. I met Tatsugoro in this Kabukicho, met those guys again, and met our favorite Jiro again... Always, thank you.”

Looking at the filled wine glass in front of him, Jiro rubbed his eyes, "No, have you finally reached the age where you can't even look good in your eyes? I'm still thinking about what to do if I can't hold back my pee? Hey, no Come to think of it, it’s the same even up there.”

After that, Jiro picked up the wine glass in front of him, raised his head and drank it in one gulp, "Thank you... for your hospitality."

"Dad, don't worry!" Pingzi squinted his eyes and raised an index finger and said with a smile, "The urinal and my daughter who can wipe your tears are ready. But the urinal is a little heavy, so it can help a little. Your daughter?"

With that said, Pingzi pointed at Jiang Cheng's head, "Look, this urinal is pretty good, isn't it?"

"Whose head is a urinal?!" Jiang Cheng pulled up Pingzi's artificial hair that had been glued back on at some point, and said in a low voice with veins on his face and white eyes, "Kill you, stinky Girl!"

"Dad, how about killing this man as compensation for your daughter for so many years?" Pingzi, who was held up in the air by Jiang Cheng, suggested with a squinted smile, "I really like this man's head, think of it as your future The urinal is very good~”

"Believe it or not, I sold you to Yoshihara? Bastard!" Jiang Cheng cursed in a low voice.

"Forget it, this little girl may bring Yoshihara's business to a halt." Yue Yong, who didn't know when the arrival was coming, replied casually while holding the cigarette rod.

"Isn't it the same in the SM club? I feel like this kind of kid will definitely become the number one if you train him well." Jiang Cheng held his chin and nodded and replied, and then his tone became cold again, "Of course, you have to train him well. Ordinary training will not do.”

"Dad, can you help your daughter get the spare panties?" Hirako narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "This man is so scary~"

"Really, didn't you just say that you would carry the urinal for dad? Why did you become the one who needs dad to take care of you so quickly?" Jiro let out a long laugh, "Daughter, I'm ready for compensation and so on. Yes, but it’s not to kill this man for you, but... the rest of my life, okay?"

Hearing the sound, Pingzi curled his lips, and tears of disappointment flowed down his cheeks.

"Really, they are a pair of similar father and daughter." Gintoki on the side curled his lips in disdain.

"That's right." After saying that, Jiang Cheng put Pingzi down.

On the side, one of the drunken members of the Ditch Rat Group sitting in the booth suddenly thought of something.

"Um...did we forget something?"

"Indeed, I also feel that we have forgotten something, but if I think about it carefully, I can't remember it."

"I feel the same way!"

"By the way, what did we forget?"

"You don't need to worry about that kind of thing! Today is a cocktail party for the reconciliation of the boss and Dengshi, as well as a farewell party for the boss and the eldest lady! We should celebrate it well!"

"That's right! We need to be even happier today! Besides, Hua Tuo is gone, and the big casino is ours too! We should celebrate!"

On the other side, in the hospital in Kabukicho, the existence forgotten by the members of the Mizorat Team, Kuroko Katsuo and two younger brothers with fractures were lying quietly on the hospital bed, also looking at the ceiling in silence.

"Well, Brother Katsunan, I want to go to the toilet..." The bald scarface shouted weakly, "I can't hold it in anymore."

"Ah, me too, please, Brother Katsunan." The boy in sunglasses shouted.

"Just stop it! You two! This must be the eighth time in the entire afternoon! Can't you drink less water?!" A vein popped up on Kuroko Katsuo's face unconsciously, but even if his mouth Even though he was cursing, he stood up from the hospital bed, helped his little brother and put him on the wheelchair beside him, "But having said that, what's going on with the boss? I'm very worried. He won't lose, right?"

"Brother! I will follow you!" The bald scarred man, who had to sit in a wheelchair because one of his arms and two legs was completely broken, shouted excitedly.

"Me too!" Another boy echoed with tears.

"The sound is too loud!" Kuroko Katsuo pushed one and supported the other, rolling his eyes and cursing, "This is a hospital! Keep the sound down!"

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(End of chapter)