The next day, morning.
After completing the discharge procedures and arranging escorts for the two younger brothers with fractures, Kurokoma Katsuo, who was worried about his boss, hurriedly ran out of Kabukicho Hospital.
Standing at the gate of his base camp, Kuroko Katsuo wiped the sweat from his forehead, then opened the gate and stepped in.
But just after entering the door, Kuroko Katsuo suddenly noticed something was wrong, because... there was no one in the entire yard.
Having a premonition that something was wrong, Kuroko Katsuo hurriedly ran to the main room, but... after opening the door, Kuroko Katsuo found that there was still no one there!
At this moment, Kurokoma Katsuo was completely panicked. He threw away the toothpick in his mouth and searched room after room with a solemn expression.
Finally... Huangtian paid off. In a side room, Kuroko Katsuo found a group of his younger brothers, but at this time... all of them were wearing black Japanese formal clothes, kneeling on the ground, lowering their heads and sobbing.
There was an urn on the stage in front of everyone. Next to the urn was a portrait, but due to the reflection, Kuroko Katsuo couldn't see clearly the person in the photo at the first time.
Beside him were Kagura and Shinbaji, who were wearing monk hoods and dressed as monks. At this time, the two of them were pretending to knock the wooden fish and kept muttering something in their mouths. Because he was carrying his back, Kuroko Katsuo was unable to discover that the monks chanting sutras were actually Shin-Baji and Kagura.
[Could it be...could it be said that...! ! ] Kurokoma Katsuo was startled, and at the same time he opened his eyes unconsciously, [Old...Boss, he...! !]
Before he could finish thinking about it, Kurokoma Katsura suddenly saw clearly the photo on the portrait, and it turned out to be himself with a toothpick hanging in the photo!
"Brother! We will never forget you!" A gangster shouted with tears.
"Even if we get to that world, we will never forget you! Leave Meili-chan to us! We will take her to the park for a walk every day! Don't worry!" Another gangster shouted while wiping his tears.
"Brother! Have a good journey!" All the younger brothers stood up at the same time, bowed to the portrait in front of them and shouted at the same time.
"What a ghost!!" Kuroko Katsuo rolled his eyes and roared, flying over and kicking him, "Why am I dead like this?!"
"Brother?!" A younger brother exclaimed, "Did you come back from that world because of loneliness?!"
"Idiot! He must have come back from that world to see us because he was worried!" Another boy said, "Brother, don't worry! The boss and the eldest lady have returned to the countryside! They have also reconciled with Granny Denshi. OK! You can become a Buddha with peace of mind! Go ahead!"
"Go!" The other boys agreed.
"Go to hell with you!" Kuroko Katsuo was so angry at these younger brothers, "I'm not dead at all! Wait, what did you just say? Did the boss and the eldest daughter go back to the countryside? Did the daddy with Denshi Reconciliation? What about the war? How is the war?"
"Before the war started, Hua Tuo's vixen was killed by the uncle of the little girl from Wanshiwu because of personal vendetta." A younger brother pointed at Kagura, who was sitting cross-legged on the floor and snoring in front of him.
"Is it you two?!" Kuroko Katsuo's whole body felt bad.
"Long time no see, Mr. Katsuo." Shinpachi stood up and explained with a smile, "As proof of the reconciliation between the two parties, the Gouzhu Group entrusted the Wanshiwu with the commission yesterday. However, Yin Sang drank too much yesterday. , still sleeping in bed now so only the two of us are here.”
"Is your job just to ask you to hold a funeral for me?!" Kurokoma Katsuro shouted with his veins popping out, "Even if it is a commission, please be serious! This little girl is still snoring! In the most solemn funeral He’s snoring!”
"Well, in short, if I come, please lie down in this coffin, and we will complete the commission." Shinpachi pointed to the empty coffin in front of him.
"Go! Brother! Don't have any nostalgia!" All the younger brothers echoed with tears.
"I'm not dead yet!" Kurokoma Katsuro shouted with rolled eyes, "How much do you bastards want me to die?!"
"It's so noisy!" Kagura, who was woken up, stood up and cursed, then kicked Kuroko Katsuo into the coffin in front of him, "Keep quiet at the funeral! Bastard !”
"Although you are right, this is my funeral!" Kuroko Katsuo held the mouth of the coffin with both hands and argued with spittle.
"You should keep quiet during your own funeral!" Kagura came directly to the coffin and stepped on it without any explanation. She scolded him while stepping on the coffin, "Don't you look at the atmosphere? When others are sad, how can you What kind of attitude is that, Aru?! If you have anything to say, wait until the funeral is over, you bastard!!"
"Well, Kagura-chan, if you step on him again, he might really die." Shinpachi pushed up the glasses on his face, complained silently, then showed a smile and rolled his eyes at Kurokoma Katsuo said, "In short, since it is a commission, we must carry it out to the end, so please bear with it for a while and pretend to be a corpse, and then speak after the funeral."
"Uh...uh..." Kurokoma Katsuo, who had lost consciousness, could only make such a sound.
"Then, let's continue the funeral. Please sit down again, family members." Xin Baji turned around and spoke to the members of the Gouzhu Group, "Continue according to the plot just before Mr. Katsuo arrived. Next, we should let the family members carry out their duties. Coffin, family members please come forward."
After hearing this, a group of younger brothers rushed forward and expressed their intention to send their eldest brother off for the last time.
…
When Kurokoma Katsuo woke up again, he found that he seemed to be moving slowly with something, and at the same time he heard bursts of whimpering coming from behind him.
Kurokoma Katsuo sat up with a puzzled look on his face and looked at the young men behind him who were wiping tears and waving goodbye to him. He was about to say something when he suddenly felt a wave of heat coming from in front of him. He turned around and looked directly in front of him.
After seeing the corpse cremator in front of him, Kuroko Katsuo jumped off the conveyor belt without any hesitation, rolled his eyes and roared, "Do you really want to send me away?!"
"Well, the funeral is not over yet, Mr. Katsuo." Xinbaji showed a somewhat troubled expression, "Now please enter the crematorium. After we collect your ashes and bury you, we will pay homage to you. Is it okay to come back to life and speak?"
"How is resurrection?! By the way, after entering, I will be completely dead, right?!" Kurokoma Katsuo shouted with his eyes rolling and veins popping out.
"Um, big brother..." A younger brother whispered in Kurokoma Katsura's ear, "We entrusted them this time. If you don't cooperate until the funeral is over, we will be the picky eaters. Boss We can't do it now without us. So, brother, please cooperate with them a little bit. Don't worry, there is a partition in the crematorium, you can just go in there, and nothing will happen."
"So who on earth entrusted them with this kind of work?!" Kurokoma Katsuo shouted with his eyes rolled.
After hearing this, all the members of the Mouse Team turned away and looked left and right, but not at Kuroko Katsuo.
"Does everyone have a share?! You bastards!" Kuroko Katsuo felt bad.
"I'll fight!" Kagura kicked him over and kicked Kuroko Katsuo directly into the crematorium. "Don't get in the way of Aru!"
"Brother! Have a good journey!" The members of the Guourat Group bowed again and shouted.
"You bastards!!" Kuroko Katsuo yelled.
…
In the evening, after the entire funeral was over. Kuroko Katsuo just walked out from the partition of the crematorium in the crematorium.
It is said that several staff members on duty at the crematorium were frightened and fainted.
Kuroko Katsuo was walking back alone, looking up at the night sky that had fallen unknowingly, and couldn't help but smile.
"That's not bad, boss, just leave the Gull Rat Group to me..."
"Brother!"
Suddenly the voices of the members of the Ditch Rat Group came from the front.
Looking in front of him, the members of the Mouse Team were waving to him. Kurokoma Katsuo smiled at first, and then his expression changed instantly, and he kicked them with white eyes and veins popping out.
"Don't think I will forgive you bastards so easily!"
"Welcome back, boss!"×n
"Ha ha ha ha… "
…
During the day the next day, when Kurokoma Katsuo was proudly leading a group of young men to wander on the street, they once again met the duo of Master House, Kagura and Shinpachi, who seemed to be deliberately provoking trouble.
"Um, private Marseille," Shinbashibi looked at the portrait in his hand, pushed up his glasses and said to Kuroko Katsuo, "I received a request from the crematorium about ghosts running out of the crematorium. Can you cooperate a little bit? ?”
"Hey, come back quickly, you bastard." Kagura acted like a complete little gangster.
Seeing this, Kuroko Katsuo couldn't bear it anymore and was about to go crazy. However, before Kuroko Katsuo could say a word, a younger brother came to Kuroko Katsuo's ear and whispered in his ear: "That , Brother, if we don’t cooperate well at this time, we will be the ones to cause trouble. It will really turn into a war..."
Having said that, the younger brothers took a few steps back in unison and distanced themselves from Kurokoma Katsuo.
"You bastards did this on purpose, right?!" Kuroko Katsuo spat and cursed.
"Shinpachi, this bastard is deliberately stirring up trouble, right?" Kagura pointed at Kurokoma Katsura and asked Shinpachi, "He wants to compete with our Dense family, right Aru?"
"Mr. Katsuo, can I think that's what you mean?" Shinpachi once again pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose and glanced at Kuroko Katsuo indifferently.
"You are obviously the one who started the trouble, right?!" Kurokoma Katsuo argued without thinking.
"We are just completing our commission." Xin Bajia replied confidently.
"Asshole! I can't tolerate you anymore! War is war!" Kurokoma Katsuro shouted with his veins bursting, "Come on! I must compete with your Denshi family today!"
"Little uncle, this person is stirring up trouble and saying he wants to start a war, Aru." Kagura shouted to Jiang Cheng who had just passed by.
(End of chapter)