Yoshihara, Jiangcheng's room.
"What? Social practice?" Jiang Cheng, holding a game controller and staring closely at the monitor in front of him, replied casually.
"It's my friend's homework in May at the private school," Kagura replied inarticulately as she ate the potato chips on the table, "She said she wanted to visit the Master House."
"Souga, so what?" Jiang Cheng asked without looking back, "What does it have to do with me? Can't we just let that friend from May or something come to Wanshiwuwu?"
"But when the other party heard that I have a good-for-nothing little uncle who is being raised by a group of women and does nothing but play games all day long, they were very curious about it, Aru." Kagura continued, "So they also want to take a look. Let’s see what the daily life of an idle scum being raised by a woman is like, Aru.”
Listening to Kagura's words, Jiang Cheng's face suddenly burst with several veins. After taking a deep breath...
"Get out of here!!"
…
House of Everything.
"What? Social practice?" Sitting on the boss's chair, Gintoki had the same doubts as Jiang Cheng.
"It's my friend May's assignment at private school, and she said she wanted to come to the Master House to visit." Kagura explained while sitting on the sofa.
"Don't just accept this troublesome thing casually." Gintoki rested his hands on his head with an impatient look on his face.
Xin Bajia, who was sitting on the sofa opposite, said, "He said he wanted to come see us at work, but we don't have any commissions today."
"Don't talk about today, it's never happened." Gintoki picked his nostrils with his little finger and curled his lips in agreement.
"Children who are full of dreams, it's better not to see the dark side of this society?" Xin Baji advised.
"I don't want Aru! My uncle rejected their desire to visit the daily life of a good-for-nothing Nite who is raised by a woman and does nothing but play games. Do you want to reject me too, Aru?! Kagura immediately lay down on the sofa, with his head buried on the sofa, his legs swinging in a coquettish manner, "I want them to think, "It's great for Kagura-chan to work at Master House," Aru! Do something quickly, you two retarded fellows! "
"Don't say such hurtful words like it's nothing." Gintoki complained expressionlessly.
"Suddenly I feel that Jiang Chengsang... is quite pitiful sometimes. Although I feel that what you said is right, but... he is still very pitiful." Xin Bajiu pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose and silently complained, "My own This is how my niece usually introduces herself in front of friends. If it were me, I would probably be angry too... "
Ding dong…
"Here it comes!" The moment he heard the doorbell ringing, Kagura instantly climbed up from the sofa and let out a cry of surprise, then turned back to remind Shinpachi and Gintoki, "Anyway, both of you are here. Act like an adult and don't do anything weird!"
With that said, Kagura rushed to the entrance and opened the door. At the same time, Shinpachi stood up from the sofa with a look of helplessness and walked slowly towards the door.
"Welcome, Satsuki-chan!" Kagura stood at the entrance and said to the six and a half-year-old children outside the door.
"I'm so sorry, Kagura-chan." The little girl in the lead, wearing a lavender yukata embroidered with flower petals, said politely, "I'm disturbing you when you are so busy."
"Please give me your advice!"×5
Except for one child with dull eyes and a runny nose - Daigoro, the rest of the children spoke at the same time.
"This is our staff officer and commander of the Eastern Strategy, Staff Officer Shimura." Kagura pointed to the newly arrived Shinpachi next to her and introduced to the children standing in the entrance hall who had just stepped through the door.
"Commander of the Eastern Strategy?!" Shinpachi stared at Kagura in surprise.
"You just need to keep your mouth shut and cooperate with me, Al." Kagura made a silent gesture, and then said in a low voice, "Just say something cool, Al."
"Eh-" Wuyue exclaimed in a low voice, "Commander of the Eastern Strategy, what exactly does Wanshiwu do? Is it also the kind of job where a woman supports you and is of little use to society and only requires playing games? "
"Well... the one you are talking about is Kagura-chan's uncle. Master House is not a place to do that kind of work. But having said that, Jiang Chengsang's reputation has become worse and worse, and he has become of little use to society. Are there no scumbags anymore..." Shinbachi complained silently, then made way for a group of children and smiled awkwardly, "But when it comes to the work of Wanshiwu, then... the president will explain it. Yes, come in first anyway.”
Pound pound!
"President," Kagura knocked on the sliding door between the entrance and the living room, "the children mentioned last time are here to visit. Can they come in?"
After that, Kagura opened the sliding door, and what he saw was a man squatting on the ground with his back to everyone, cutting rolls of paper with a small cutting machine on the table, and pretending to be busy with the work in his hands. Gintoki with a beard.
Looking at Gintoki, who was still busy comparing the drawings on the whiteboard behind the boss's desk, Shinpachi complained in his heart without expression: "Why...it seems to have become some kind of small workshop."]
"Well, President..." Shinpachi took a step forward, but just as he was about to speak, Gintoki interrupted him.
"No!" Gintoki stood up, threw aside the combination of wooden sticks, facial tissues, and rolls that he had just finished, sighed, shook his head, and said in distress, "Naked (toilet paper) can't be inserted at all. In Solid (Kleenex)."
(Note ①: Naked Snake "Naked Snake" and Solid Snake "Solid Snake" are both the code names of the two protagonists of the Metal Gear series, "Father and Son" agents. Note ②: Insert: JACK. The real name of "Game" BIGBOSS "Naked Snake" .)
"That... that, the club..."
Before Shinpachi could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Gintoki who squatted down again without looking back: "Can you close the door quickly! The patriots who were finally heated will cool down and solidify!"
(Note: Patriots: Patriots, derived from "Metal Gear Solid". The main reason why MGS can be mentioned in this paragraph is that "Patriots" is the core plot theme of the third generation of the series.)
"Ah, yes...I'm sorry!" May apologized quickly, then turned around and closed the sliding door.
[What is a patriot?]Xin Baji complained speechlessly in his heart, [Although I don’t know what it is doing, it looks very craftsmanlike, President!]
"Um..." May took two steps forward cautiously, and tentatively said to Gintoki, who was still fiddling with the Kleenex box, toilet paper and wooden sticks in his hands, "We are here. Visit where you work.”
"Are you from Calcutta? Or from Mesokia?" Gintoki asked without looking back.
"Huh?" May was stunned for a moment.
"You're here, so that proves that you are either Calcutta or Mesokia, right?" Gintoki said without looking back while tugging on the towel.
Hearing the sound, Wuyue, who was a little timid, cast a look for help at Xinbaji who was standing aside.
[The devil knows!]Xin Bajia turned his face away, and several black lines unconsciously appeared under the corners of his eyes. At the same time, he complained in his heart, "Even if you ask me for help, I don't know!"]
"I...I'm from Calcutta!" May replied weakly.
"Me...me too." A little boy weakly raised his hand and echoed.
"Me too…"
Seeing this, the other children except Daigoro angrily agreed.
[Just say whatever you want!]Xin Bajiu complained crazily in his heart, [I just turned into Calcutta!]
"Really...Calcutta faction." Gintoki stopped what he was doing, chuckled softly and said with emotion, "Unexpectedly, a kid is so big."
Then... Three minutes later, Gintoki placed a wooden tray containing six cups of hot coffee on the low table in front of the sofa.
"Come on, Calcutta should be drunk while it's hot." Gintoki greeted and sat down on the sofa.
"Ah! Thank you!" May thanked her quickly.
“Is this Calcutta?”
"It looks like coffee!"
All the children looked at the coffee on the table in surprise.
[Isn’t it okay to just ask if it’s a coffee pie from the beginning? ! ] Standing behind Gintoki, Shinpachi was complaining crazily in his heart, [I always feel a little angry!]
"I used to be an upright Calcutta person, but now I have completely become a Mesochia person," Gintoki picked up a box of strawberry milk and continued in a pretentious tone, "But I think, It’s because I experienced that bitter taste that I became the Mesogia sect I am now.”
After saying that, Gintoki raised his head and started to drink heavily.
[This uncle actually said some incomprehensible words, but they actually have no connotation at all!]Xin Bajiu complained in his heart.
"Can I ask a question?" The little boy wearing dark clothes holding a cup of coffee raised his hand and asked, "What kind of job does Wanshiwu do?"
"Well, it's hard to explain in words," Gintoki said, putting down the strawberry milk in his hand, picking up the unknown object that consisted of a hammer-shaped stick, toilet paper, and a tissue box and placing it on the table. " It’s basically a comprehensive secret society engaged in manufacturing and selling these patriots!”
[To put it bluntly, isn’t it just a store that sells patriots? !]Xin Baji complained angrily in his heart.
"This patriot..." The child seemed a little stuck.
"It's a patriot!" Gintoki reminded.
"What exactly is this patriot used for?"
"Hahaha..." Gintoki spread his hands, shook his head and pretended to smile helplessly, "You really asked some interesting questions~ This is really funny. He asked where the Patriot is used. , Kagura-kun?”
"Children's imagination is always shocking, President." Kagura covered her cheek with one hand and shrugged her shoulders, pretending to be helpless.
[What are these two people doing? It looks really hot!] A blue vein popped up on Xin Baji's forehead.
(End of chapter)