"Then let me ask you..." Gintoki looked at the child who asked the question before and asked, "What is that... under your nose?"
The child was startled and looked down unconsciously, but saw nothing.
"All humans have a strange groove between their noses and lips, right?" Gintoki explained, "What is that used for?"
"No...don't know."
"Right..." Gintoki lowered his head, and his forehead had darkened unconsciously, but even so, he still said seriously, "To put it simply, a patriot is... the same as that."
[In the end, don’t you know it yourself? !]Xin Bajiu complained crazily in his heart.
"It doesn't matter whether it's the groove under the nose or the microphone on the FC2P controller," Gintoki closed his eyes and explained slowly with a serious face: "There are many things in this world that exist for unknown reasons, but human beings do nothing but eat, drink and shit. Sleeping, everything else you do is actually superfluous. We are just people who create some of the superfluous things.”
(Note: The original 2P of the red and white machine has a microphone, only supports six games, and can only recognize the volume level.)
[It’s so great, but in the end it’s just making scraps!]Xin Baji complained angrily in his heart.
"Ask a question..." Daigoro, who had been sitting on Gintoki's boss chair since the beginning, his expression still a little dull, raised his hand and asked, "So is Master House just a redundant job of doing some redundant items?"
"It seems like you didn't understand anything." Gintoki spread his hands and replied, "I mean, what seems superfluous is actually indispensable..."
"But..." Daigoro interrupted Gintoki and asked a question that shocked Gintoki and the others even though he had no motivation, "Isn't the Master House that made these useless things useless? Something?"
[What’s going on with this kid!]Xin Bajiu slandered.
"You're going too far, Daigoro-kun." Yusei hurriedly tried to persuade him.
"Itsuki-chan, can the social practice end here?" Daigoro asked Satsuki, "In short, the job of Wanshiwu is to do things that do not contribute to society."
After saying that, Daigoro stood up with his hands on the table.
"Wait, wait a moment!" Xin Baji quickly stopped him.
"Although the Patriot seems useless," Kagura picked up the Patriot from the table and stood up, "but in fact it is a comprehensive entertainment toy that can play many meaningless games~"
"Huh? Really?" Daigoro looked at Kagura blankly, "Then how do we play?"
"For example..." As he spoke, Kagura grasped the patriot's wooden stick and smashed it towards Daigoro's little head. While smashing it, he explained expressionlessly, "It's used for those who deserve a beating like this." Patriot missiles guys.”
[That kind of thing can be done without being a patriot!]Xin Bajiu complained in his heart.
Snapped!
Daigoro suddenly raised his hand to block the Patriot...or rather blocked the towel box. With his other hand, he wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth that had just been smashed. He raised his head and showed a completely serious expression. It seemed that he must have entered the serious stage (Naruto) people) mode.
Daigoro chuckled softly: "As expected, I didn't expect that such a useless job of making garbage really exists in this world."
[Daigoro-kun? !]Xin Bajiu complained hard in his heart, [After being hammered on the head, he became a completely different person! What he said in Naruto's voice was not what Naruto would say at all!]
"Itsuki, I'll leave first," Daigoro jumped off the chair and walked towards the entrance without any hesitation, "I've learned enough."
"Daigoro-kun..." Yueyue shouted quickly.
"Wait a minute, young man!" Gintoki hurriedly said to Daigoro who had just walked to the living room door, "You haven't put Calcutta..."
"I'm sorry, President," Daigoro stopped in front of the door and replied calmly, "I am neither a Calcutta nor a Mesoukian, I am... a Bourbon."
(Bourbon: Bourbon whiskey, a type of American whiskey.)
[Super hardcore! What happened to this child? ! ] The entire half of Xin Baji's face began to twitch.
"I will work hard not to become an adult like you," Daigoro turned around with a bit of contempt on his face, "Thank you for letting me see the bottom of this society, everyone in the Wanshiwuwu..."
…
An outdoor coffee shop on the streets of Kabukicho.
Gintoki, who was sitting on a table outside, was smoking Patriot paper one after another, his whole being buried in depression.
"Cheer up, Yin Sang." Xin Baji comforted him, "That kind of kid can't understand the power of Wan Shi Wu."
"The other children said they had a lot of fun." Kagura also persuaded, "Although the patriots they took home as souvenirs were thrown to the side of the road, and they also refused to visit the useless man. Zhanite’s life is just Aru.”
"Even so..." Gintoki finally spoke, murmuring, "For me, it is starting from scratch and doing a job that I really like. As expected, in the eyes of a child..."
"No...there is no such thing!" Xin Baji said quickly.
"Then let me ask you, what is this..." Gintoki looked at the Patriot on the table in front of him, "What is it used for?"
Shinbaji and Kagura were silent at the same time.
"You don't know! That's of course!" Gintoki suddenly stood up, with a smile that had been played on his face, and shouted with abandonment, "Because I don't know either! I'm just like these rags." Just like iron, Wanshiwu is also rubbish! It’s a job that is completely unimportant to society and doesn’t matter! Hahahahaha…”
With that said, Gintoki turned around, smiled bitterly, and left slowly.
"It's completely broken," Shinpachi said silently, looking at Gintoki's shaky back, "It's really a big blow."
But just after he finished speaking, Xin Baji suddenly saw Shi Shi through the gap in the landscape trees on the side, who was talking to a group of children on the side of the road.
"Eh? Isn't that Hijikata-san?" Shinpachi asked in confusion.
"Often patrol indoors to see if there are any bad guys doing bad things," Fourteen pointed out an index finger, holding a cigarette in his mouth, and explained to the children in front of him with a serious expression, "This is the most basic duty of our police. Responsibilities.”
"Excuse me!" A little boy wearing glasses and holding a notebook and pen raised his hand.
"Is there any problem?" Fourteen asked.
“Who is the bad guy specifically?”
"It refers to people whose behavior violates the law." Fourteen explained.
"Then the law is infallible?"
"Basically, you can say that." Fourteen nodded and answered honestly.
"Then I want to ask!" The little boy pushed up his glasses on the bridge of his nose, "It is forbidden to jump onto the railway tracks on the station platform, but if a drunkard falls, the one who breaks the rules and jumps to save him is a bad person. Are only those who do nothing to save people the right people?!"
A vein suddenly popped up on Fourteen's face, and he gritted his teeth and replied, "At this time, we have to talk things over."
"I think the law that adapts to circumstances simply cannot fulfill its duties!"
"My statement is wrong," the veins on Fourteen's face jumped up and down, "Those who cause trouble to others are bad people. It doesn't matter what the law is..."
[He abandoned the law!]Xin Bajiu on the side was complaining crazily, "Throw away the law if it's too troublesome!"]
"So!" The little boy pushed up his glasses again, took a step closer, and asked reluctantly, "Can you be said to be a criminal for smoking and spreading second-hand smoke around?!"
"I'm sorry! Did I choke you?" There were more and more veins on Fourteen's face, and his eyes were bloodshot. While pressing the cigarette with the back of his hand, he gritted his teeth and replied in a low voice, "This way Just forgive me, just forgive me!"
[Oh no, no, he is broken and is about to become a criminal!]Xin Baji once again complained in his heart.
"What kind of trouble is considered a crime? Please give specific examples." The little boy asked again, and then pointed to a shop on the roadside. "For example, if you pursue a girl endlessly and get beaten up, these two Who is the criminal?"
Looking at Kondo, who was hiding in a wooden box full of persimmons in the store, with only one head exposed, and who was still being greeted by A Miao again and again with the shopping bag in his hand, Fourteen was silent for a moment and spoke again: "Uh... In fact, what I said before was just to tease you. As for the police, they are actually..."
As he said this, Fourteen raised the patriot he found in his hand and said, "The organization that manufactures and sells this patriot."
[I left everything behind and switched to selling patriots!]Xin Baji complained angrily, [What is that? Is it popular? !]
"That's really bad. If something goes wrong, why don't you change jobs immediately?" A boy said with a sigh, leaning on his hands.
"I heard that the police in Japan have been corrupted recently. It turns out it's true~" Another boy shook his head and agreed.
Immediately afterwards, several children turned and left one after another.
Three minutes later…
Looking at Fourteen who was sitting on another table with his head lowered and constantly pulling the rolling paper on the Patriot, Xin Baji silently complained.
"Even Hijikata-san is broken."
"It turns out that there is still such a way to use Aru." Kagura said slightly surprised.
As soon as Kagura finished speaking, Yue Yong and Jiang Cheng's voices suddenly came from the side.
Yue Yong: "You should stop."
Jiang Cheng: "Well, isn't it normal for children to be curious about these things? I will definitely be able to use this knowledge in the future."
"It's Miss Yue Yong and Jiang Chengsang..." Xin Baji looked through the gap in the landscape tree and saw Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong standing in front of a group of boys holding an unopened game. .
"Yes, yes! We will always need it in the future!" A little boy rubbed his hands and looked at Yue Yong with a longing look on his face, "Besides, we really want to see what Yoshiwara's work is like... "
The other children nodded in agreement, and one of them had a nosebleed all over the floor.
(End of chapter)