"So you are a hundred years too early." Yue Yong lightly held the cigarette rod with one hand and replied calmly.
"You are too cold, Yueyue," Jiang Cheng shook his head gently and chuckled, "There is nothing wrong with it. Basically, boys of this age will be curious about this kind of thing. If you can't treat it well at this time, If you educate them, they may make some serious mistakes in the future.”
"You said that..." Yue Yong's expression became a little more serious, she nodded and murmured: "Indeed... but I always feel that it is still too early..."
At this time, a bespectacled ninja with two braids and a backpack on his back, dressed like a primary school student, came behind a group of primary school students, raised his hand and said: "So, can you at least... teach me how to make it work?" What are the tricks men use to get themselves into a sexual spiral?”
[Why does it seem like there’s a perverted girl with glasses I’ve seen somewhere in there!]Xin Bajiu complained crazily in his heart.
"No, so that's the last thing I can tell you." Yue Yong replied calmly.
"Why are you asking her? She knows nothing about those things," Jiang Cheng curled his lips and pointed at Yue Yong with disdain, "You should ask me, right?"
"Who...who knows nothing about those things!" Yue Yong shouted with a red face, but she had no confidence at all, "I...I am also from Yoshihara after all! No one knows those things better than me... matter!"
"Then tell me!" Xiao Yuan said again, "Actually, I have a boyfriend that I am currently dating. If something goes wrong at a critical moment, can you afford to take responsibility!"
[What could possibly go wrong! That's just your delusion!]Xin Baji complained in his heart again.
"Don't worry, the lady at the pharmacy will tell you all the precautions," Jiang Cheng replied expressionlessly with half-squinted eyes, "If you still don't understand, just read the instructions on the natto package."
[Can the pharmacy lady tell you? ! Do you really know how to say it? !]Xin Baji complained in his heart, [By the way, what is the description on the natto package? Do you need to use chopsticks to stir it? Do you need to use chopsticks to stir it? !]
"So that's it. At the critical moment, you need to ask the drugstore lady to stir the natto." Xiao Yuan muttered while writing down in his notebook.
[What an idiot! This man is an idiot! I actually believed it!]Xin Baji's whole body is not feeling well.
"Hey?! When Yoshihara is working, does he need to have an auntie stirring the natto standing next to him?!"
"No! I hate natto!"
"Me too!"
A group of children spoke one after another.
"No! No need!" Yue Yong pulled out the kunai that had just been stuck on Jiang Cheng's head, ignoring Jiang Cheng who was lying on the ground, rolling his eyes and still twitching from time to time, "There is really nothing I can do against you, but I can say Come on, maybe it would be better to learn something from now on..."
Saying that, Yue Yong picked up the Patriot that he found somewhere, "Then let me explain something. If this is that, and this is that, here..."
[What are you doing with Patriot!]Xin Bajia's eyes widened and he complained crazily in his heart.
Before Yue Yong could finish speaking, he started to tear up the Patriot roll. Apparently... he couldn't continue talking...
"Can a woman turn out to be like that?!" a child said in shock.
Then, a group of children scrambled and ran away.
Three minutes later…
Yue Yong sat at a table and pulled out several pieces of tissue paper from the Patriot, covering her eyes and sobbing: "I wanted to try not to be too explicit and to say it simply..."
"Stop pretending to be innocent! Teach me Yoshihara's secrets! In addition to stirring the natto, do you have any other tricks?" Xiaozaru asked reluctantly while sitting aside.
"Really~" Jiang Cheng turned away and spat disdainfully, "So women shouldn't do such things. They can actually scare the children away. Let me show you what it is. How should we educate these little children!”
After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and looked at the children standing behind him with a squinted smile.
"Okay, do you have anything you want to ask me?" Jiang Cheng asked with a smile.
"Um," a little boy raised his hand and asked, "As a scumbag Nite who has made no contribution to society, how do you feel? Do you ever want to die?"
In an instant, several blue veins popped up on Jiang Cheng's face.
"This person is so miserable! Although I don't want to say it, this person is so miserable! The first question put Jiang Chengsang into this situation! Just opening his mouth to answer is equivalent to admitting that he is a useless scumbag Nite Ah!" Xin Bajiu complained softly at the table next to him.
"But... it's the truth, Aru." Kagura nodded and commented.
"Well..." Jiang Cheng tried his best to calm down and said calmly, "Maybe you all have some misunderstandings about NEET... and OTAKU. Today is an opportunity for me to explain NEET and OTAKU to you. How about a huge contribution to society? If you write it down carefully and write it into a paper, you will definitely win an award."
"Really?! Can you really win a prize?!"
"Yeah, yes, you can definitely win the prize!" Jiang Cheng nodded and replied.
"This person is going to start again..." Shinbaji, who was on the side, pushed up his glasses and complained expressionlessly.
"First of all! It is completely wrong to say that NIT or OTAKU has no contribution to society at all!" As he said, Jiang Cheng took out the game he just bought today from his arms, "You know what this is? ?"
"Game! It's a limited edition game released today!" A little boy raised his hand and replied.
"That's right, it's a game." Jiang Cheng nodded, "But having said that, you actually know that it's a game that was released today. It's really amazing."
"Because my dad is the designer of this game."
"That's it...If that's the case, it would be easier to...explain." Jiang Cheng nodded again.
"Did this guy just want to fool people? Did he want to fool children?" Xin Bajiao complained with the corner of his mouth twitching.
"First of all, this was not stolen or robbed, but bought with money. You all understand this, right?" Jiang Cheng continued.
"Yeah! Got it!" Several children nodded at the same time.
"Money is basically the most important thing. Without money, nothing can be done." Jiang Cheng continued, "Then let me ask, who did the money I spent to buy the game end up in?"
"It will be distributed to game stores and companies that develop games." The little boy answered honestly.
"That's right! The money we spent to buy the game eventually went to those hard-working game store employees and game company employees!" Jiang Cheng shouted with a serious face, "Thanks to us, they can get their wages and take that money. Live a normal life! Just imagine what would happen to those people without us game consumers? What would happen to your dad who is a game designer?!"
"Dad... will be laid off..." The little boy's eyes widened unconsciously, "Our family... will not have enough to eat..."
"Correct answer!" Jiang Cheng snapped his fingers, then shook his head gently, and continued softly: "Without us Nites, all the employees inside, whether it is a game store or a game company, will be laid off. So you are still Do you think NEETs have made no contribution to society? Who did your dad keep from losing his job? Isn’t it us NEETs?! Moreover, NEETs rarely go out, in other words, they rarely cause trouble for the society. , unlike those people outside who often cause trouble at every turn, we...have saved this society so much manpower and material resources! In fact, without us NEETs, this society would have a lot more people wandering the streets all day long than it does now. homeless people! Do you... understand?!"
"Although what he said makes sense and is true,... I always feel that something is wrong..." Xin Baji complained silently.
"Did Nite turn out to be such a great person?!" A little girl exclaimed.
"Yes, that's right, even speaking, this society can't function normally without us NEETs." Jiang Cheng sighed softly and said with emotion, "Without NEETs, this society will fall into Paralysis. NITE...is the most important job that supports the normal functioning of the entire society. Do you...understand?"
"I understand! NEET is really great! I want to be a NEET when I grow up!"
"Me too!"
"Me too!"
All the children agreed.
"It seems you do understand...ah!" Before Jiang Cheng could finish his words, he was kicked several meters away by Kagura and Shinpachi who flew over at the same time.
"What are you teaching the children!" Xin Baji pointed at Jiang Cheng lying on the ground, stretched out his veins and pulled his neck and shouted loudly, "Are you going to turn them all into NEETs?!"
"No, I just want them to understand NEET's contribution to society..." Jiang Cheng covered his swollen cheeks, stood up and explained inarticulately.
"What a ghost contribution!" Shinpachi spat.
"Listen up, you guys," Kagura pointed to the patriots on the table, "The so-called NEET is... something useless than this, Aru. This man is just a useless person raised by a group of women. Society will continue to function as usual without him. Even the gears of society can become faster."
"Hey! Don't talk nonsense to me!" Jiang Cheng argued angrily with his eyes rolled.
However, a group of children no longer had the desire to listen anymore, and turned around and left with contempt on their faces.
One minute later…
"Hahaha, I'm a useless guy than this kind of thing..." Jiang Cheng squatted on the ground, hugging his legs and shrinking into a ball, his whole body was surrounded by shadows, and there was a patriot in front of him, "That's right, Nite is a guy who is of no use to society at all, ah... I really want to die... ah hehe..."
"I always feel a little pitiful..." Shinbaji complained expressionlessly.
"It's the truth." Kagura said with a slight snort.
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