"Factory Director," Fourteen, who was wearing sunglasses with blue lenses and dressed as a factory worker, put his sniper rifle on his shoulder with one hand and reported into his headset with the other hand, "The Patriot spy was discovered. Suspicious characters and suspicious Nite have been shot to death immediately!"
"Understood! Has the SUCCEED Committee finally taken action? Ragnarok is not far away! The development of Patriot must be accelerated!" Gintoki's voice came from the headset.
"There are other very suspicious children, do you want to deal with them?" With that said, Fourteen squatted down and raised the sniper rifle in his hand.
boom!
After another gunshot, Fourteen slowly fell to the ground, and a group of children trembled and huddled closely together in fear.
"That's my guest," Gintoki, who was dressed in work clothes, wearing yellow lens sunglasses, with a cigarette in his mouth, a mustache on his face, and a sniper rifle in his hand, slowly walked away and said. , "Carrying the last hope of mankind, children of Patriots, welcome to visit the Patriot Factory."
"Factory director, the children say they are not interested in patriots." Kagura raised her umbrella and shouted.
"Really?" Gintoki replied with his eyes closed, "If this place is discovered, we can't let you leave like this. We need to solve it immediately..."
Before Gintoki finished speaking, he was shot dead by Kagura and Shinpachi who took out pistols from their arms at the same time.
Kagura, who was still smoking from the muzzle of the pistol in her hand, said without looking back: "You can go back."
"Be careful on the way back." Xin Bajie took over.
…
At the entrance of the dilapidated factory building, there are eight pairs of children's sandals on the floor.
Daigoro and the other children all followed Shinpachi and Kagura cautiously, walking slowly towards the depths of the factory.
"Please come this way." Shinpachi said without looking back.
"Oops! It's definitely better to go back!" A child complained softly.
"Even if you go back, you will definitely be killed!" Another child retorted in a low voice.
"Now all we have to do is be prepared and visit the Patriot Factory." There was no timidity on Daigoro's face.
"but…"
Before they finished speaking, Shinbaji and Kagura, who were walking at the front, stopped in front of a transparent display cabinet and stood on both sides. The words "History of Patriots" are thoughtfully marked above the display cabinet.
"Please look here Aru." Kagura introduced to the children.
"Here you can see the historical changes of the Patriots." Xin Bajie took over the words, and then pointed to the Patriots on the far left side of the showcase, "Although the Patriots look like this now, in fact, they have a very long history. From the rope Since the beginning of the literary era, it has continued to improve and support our lives.”
"I don't remember ever being supported!" Daigoro complained.
"This is the oldest patriot in the world made by the father of patriots, the patriarch of Tugemanda." Xin Baji pointed at the fried chicken on a plate on the far right side of the display cabinet and the original Gintoki card behind the plate. Photos of people dressed up, he continued seriously.
"Is this just a piece of meat?" one child complained.
"Although it is similar to meat, this is an authentic patriot." Xin Baji explained, and then pointed to the desiccant next to the fried chicken, "Please see, it says "not edible" next to it. "
“The fact that it comes with desiccant means it’s food!”
"This first-generation patriot, because of its shape, we also call it a bone patriot, a tendon (patriot) man, and many other names." Kagura raised an index finger and introduced it seriously.
"It's just that the word "肉" in the brackets has been replaced!"
"This was during the Heian Era," Shinpachi ignored the children's complaints and pointed to the second "patriot" from the right in the showcase. "After being sent to the Tang Dynasty, Kakimoto Tagomaro changed drastically and joined the Tang Dynasty. The spicy patriot made with the spices he brought back…”
Looking at the spicy chicken nuggets on the plate that had obviously been bitten, and the oil stains on the corners of Gintoki's mouth in the photo behind the plate, a child complained loudly: "Is this a spicy chicken leg? There are signs that someone has eaten it, right?" Well, in the photo, Gomaro’s mouth is so oily!”
Still perfectly ignoring the child's complaints, Shinpachi pointed to the fried chicken drumstick and French fries set aside and introduced: "Then came the Warring States Period. Through Tuwumanzang, the patriots reached their heyday."
"Why did it become a set meal? Tuagomanzo didn't do anything at all! This is simply the history of fried chicken!" Looking at the back of Gintoki who was checking out with the clerk at the KFC front desk in the photo, the man just now The child spat and complained.
"Then, after going through many things, it evolved into its current form." Xin Bachi pointed at the Patriot beside him and continued.
"Why?! The most important part is so vague!!"
"After learning the basics of patriots, I finally have to visit the factory." As he said this, Xinbaji turned around and walked slowly along the dark corridor of the factory. At the same time, he slowly explained to the children, "Let's see the patriotism." The manufacturing process of the Patriot is the same as what you see. The Patriot is roughly composed of three parts. The Kleenex part is called Solid."
"No, you already called it tissue paper, why would you call it Solid?"
"The toilet paper part is called Nacked." Shinpachi continued, minding his own business, "And... the stick."
"Why?! Why did you give up on naming!"
"Put these three things together, and the Patriot is complete." Xin Baji continued.
At this time, Xin Baji and others finally arrived outside the Patriot manufacturing room.
Shinbaji and Kagura led a group of children to stop outside the glass display window of the factory.
"Please look at that conveyor belt!" Kagura said.
"Nothing is coming... The factory director is dead, so are you all slacking off?" A child complained softly as he looked at the dirty conveyor belts that were slowly turning but empty.
But just after he finished speaking, Gintoki's figure slowly appeared on a conveyor belt.
Looking at Gintoki, who was covered in blood and lying motionless on the conveyor belt, all the children had expressionless faces.
[The factory director was teleported over! !]
"First, assemble the broken factory manager." Kagura explained, "This is the first step."
"Where to begin?!"
"What's wrong? Isn't the factory manager just confused by you two?!"
"The factory manager is already broken." Xin Baji explained thoughtfully.
“The factory director is not respected at all!!”
At this time, Gintoki stopped in front of Kozaru, who was holding a tissue and wearing work clothes.
"First, wipe the blood off your body with a tissue," Kagura explained.
Looking at the little ape who took out a paper towel and kept wiping the blood on Gintoki's head, the child complained hard: "Aren't those parts of the Patriot? Don't worry about those things, hurry up and assemble it!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Gintoki, who had been wiped by Kozaru, came to Yueyong who was holding a roll of paper. At the same time, Shinpachi continued to explain: "Then use toilet paper to wipe the bloody past clean."
Looking at Yue Yong who wrapped Gintoki's head in toilet paper in just a few seconds, or rather this meaningless process, the child continued to complain: "The past of that kind of uncle doesn't matter! Let's make a patriot!"
At this time, Gintoki, who had gone through the second process, came to Jiangcheng and Shishi who were holding patriots and wearing work clothes.
Meanwhile, Kagura very timely explains: "Then use Patriot to awaken him."
I saw Shishi and Jiangcheng standing on both sides of the conveyor belt. Without any hesitation, they raised the Patriot in their hands and smashed it at Gintoki's head again and again without stopping. During the process, Gintoki seemed to have said something like "It hurts."
"Hasn't Patriot already been made?! Why were Patriots used in the process of making Patriot? By the way, that uncle said "it hurts", right? You definitely said it, right? Saying "It hurts so much" is proof that you are still alive, right? What's going on? ! "
"No, I didn't say it." Shinbaji lied without blushing, and then continued to explain, "Repeat this process three times."
"You are just looking for trouble! By the way, aren't these guys the same ones who were killed just now?"
"The past must be reckoned with in order to be resurrected," Kagura explained.
Seeing Jiang Cheng and others expressionless, the child complained again: "That's just revenge!"
At this time, Gintoki was slowly sent by the conveyor belt into a machine with the word "healing" written on it. At the same time, Shinpachi explained thoughtfully: "Then let the factory manager pass the healing machine..."
With a screeching sound of the machine operating, Gintoki, who was no different from before, was sent out by the conveyor belt from the other side of the machine.
"—The factory director is done!" Xin Baji continued.
"It's completely the same as before!"
"Factory Manager, this is considered a complete form, and it will be broken when it is born." Kagura explained.
"The process just now is completely unnecessary!"
"The second process is an inspirational chapter for the factory manager to inspire the assembled factory manager's fighting spirit." Xin Baji continued to explain.
"Everything is fine, factory manager!"
"The factory manager is indispensable for the production of Patriots." Xin Baji explained with a hint of helplessness, "So there is nothing we can do."
"When did you start being a patriot?"
At this time, Gintoki was sent into another machine by the conveyor belt with the label "At that time, I still only saw stars."
(Note: This sentence comes from Weiwen Hua Ming.)
Looking at Gintoki who came out of this machine and put on a dark student uniform, a child wondered: "What's going on? He was put on a student uniform!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the conveyor belt began to speed up.
"Incredible speed! I can't keep up!" A group of children also began to run along the conveyor belt outside the window.
"Hey! Look at that!" A child suddenly discovered something and pointed at the conveyor belt in the window and shouted.
A group of children heard the sound and looked in the window while running. They saw Kozaru and Tsukiyoshi, both wearing high school uniforms, holding up a sign with the words "Come on, boy! The goal is to be the number one factory manager in Japan!" Banner, while following Gintoki, shouted at the same time: "Come on! Go on! Koko! Come on, Koko!"
"Why does it look like a train bound for Tokyo?"
Thanks to Yi Kzui for the 1,500 starting coin reward, and thanks to the weakest god machine for the 100 starting coin reward.
Thank you for the four monthly tickets of I am the second night of middle school, thank you to the book friend 2019xxxx9293 for the two monthly tickets, thank you to Duwakein for the one monthly ticket, thank you to Li Dajian for the two monthly tickets, thank you to Yuren Zihe for the one monthly ticket, thank you to the book Thanks to friend 161xxxx4474 for his four monthly passes, thanks to Yi Kzui for his one monthly pass, thanks to the weakest god machine for his one monthly pass, and thanks to book friend 2021xxxx1674 for his one monthly pass.
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(End of chapter)