One day, Yoshihara.
"Brother Jiang Cheng, let's go to the swimming pool!" Qingta opened the sliding door of Jiang Cheng's room, ran to Jiang Cheng, and shouted excitedly.
"It's so noisy, you brat." Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the floor with his head propped up on one hand, eating watermelon and watching TV, said without looking back, "A swimming pool? What's the point of going to a place like that? ?”
"Mom, please teach me how to swim!" Haruta lied without blushing.
"Swimming? Didn't I teach you last time?" Jiang Cheng's mouth was like a machine gun, spitting out all the watermelon seeds into the trash can nearby, and then waved his hand impatiently, "Besides, summer vacation is not Do you have to go to the dojo every day? Stop bothering me and get out of here."
"It's so pitiful to go to the dojo every day!" Haruta pouted, "And today A Miao-sensei and Brother Xin are not at the dojo! It's boring to be alone in that kind of place! Besides, there's not even air conditioning there. No more! You will get heatstroke! Sister A Miao and Brother Xin both said that they can rest at home during the hottest days these days!"
"Qingta," Jiang Cheng sat up with a serious expression on his face, "there are some things that you can't give up even if you are like this. Once you get used to it, your life will basically be over. Once you encounter any difficulties, what will you do first? What I thought of for a moment was not to face the difficulties, but to escape. Don’t you care if you become that kind of guy? Do you really not care?”
"I..." Haruta suddenly felt stuck and asked weakly, "Can't you just take a day off?"
"Qingta, to be honest, I'm very disappointed." Jiang Cheng shook his head, sighed and continued, "Not only me, but also your mother and Yueyue. Everyone who looks at you is actually..."
"I know!" Haruta shouted with his eyes closed, "I'm going to the dojo now! I will never let mom down!"
Looking at Haruta who turned around and ran out the door wiping tears, Jiang Cheng breathed a sigh of relief and then stood up, "Yeah~ Do one good deed every day. Today's children's education is over. It's time for games."
At this time, Yue Yong, who was carrying two barrels of lubricating oil, pushed open Jiang Cheng's door and walked in, asking, "Where's Seita? Nilun asked us to teach him how to swim today."
"He said that even in such a hot summer vacation, he doesn't want to give up the practice in the dojo. He asked me to say hello to you for him and won't go to the swimming pool or anything." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied casually, and then made a few words With a very emotional expression, he said, "You are really sensible, Haruta."
"Haruta... he's really sensible..." Hinata, who was sitting in an electric wheelchair and didn't know when he arrived, said with some relief.
"Children are like this. I don't know when they will become sensible." Jiang Cheng said with emotion.
"Then, these things prepared will no longer be used." Yue Yong murmured while looking at the lubricant in his hand.
"There's no use for it..." Jiang Cheng complained silently, "What kind of swimming pool do you want to go to with something like that? It's too early to go to a swimming pool like that!"
"Pool!" Suddenly the voice of a Baihua girl came, "Jiang Chengsama said he would take us to the swimming pool!"
"Really?! Is it really okay?!"
"Ah! I'm so happy! Jiang Chengsama is finally ready to play that kind of game with us!"
Looking at the crowd of Baihua girls who appeared in the room with excitement or excitement written all over their faces, Jiang Cheng replied expressionlessly: "No, I didn't say that, nor did I want it. Let me play something with you that would never happen in an ordinary swimming pool. By the way, why does everyone have two barrels of lubricant in their hands? Which swimming pool do you want to go to? "
"As long as it's a swimming pool Jiangcheng-sama likes!" All the Baihua girls said in unison.
"I don't like swimming pools!" Jiang Cheng shouted even louder with his veins popping out.
"Then just in the room?" A young lady from Baihua raised her hand and asked.
"Well, it's..." Just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted, "What a ghost! What a terrible question this is!"
"Eh?! Don't Jiangcheng-sama like being indoors or outdoors?!" A Baihua girl covered her mouth and exclaimed.
"Hey, are you done yet?" Jiang Cheng complained disdainfully.
"Jiang Chengsama, I bought a new swimsuit for today!"
"Me too, I bought the best-looking swimsuit in the store!"
"And I…"
"Although I didn't buy a swimsuit, my underwear was chosen according to Jiang Chengsama's favorite taste."
"Hey! Wait a minute!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand to stop him with black lines on his head, "What do you mean my favorite taste? Can you please stop saying such terrible things? By the way, how do you know the type I like? ?”
"The proprietress of the underwear shop said that men all like this..." The Baihua member silently opened a corner of his clothes and cast a charming look at Jiang Cheng.
"Yeah," Jiang Cheng nodded and commented seriously, "Eighty..."
Just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng, who had two kunai stuck on the back of his head, rolled his eyes and fell down.
…
On the other side, Oedo Pool.
Because it is summer vacation and the weather is hot, there is an endless stream of children and young couples swimming here. Of course, one of the reasons is that it is the best swimming pool in Edo, and it is not an exaggeration to call it an indoor water park. . There are slides, small waterfalls, rest areas, and beverage areas.
Gintoki, who was wearing only beach shorts and a blue lifeguard uniform, blew his whistle while watching a group of children playing in the water.
"Okay, rest time." Gintoki held his hands and shouted to the children in the children's swimming pool, "Are your lips turning purple? Come up here and stay for ten minutes, you brats."
"It's okay!"
"Leave us alone, lifeguard!"
A group of children expressed their dissatisfaction.
"That's up to you," Gintoki replied disapprovingly, "If you underestimate the swimming pool, it will cause irreparable things. I won't care about it then."
"Hahahaha, it's no use trying to scare us!" After saying this, the children turned around and went to play their own way.
But at this moment, a girl's scream sounded, it was Kagura wearing a cheongsam swimsuit.
"What's wrong?!" Gintoki quickly ran towards Kagura who was waving on the shore.
"Mr. Lifeguard!" Kagura, who was tied with twin tails, shouted to Gintoki with an exaggerated expression, "Please help us, my friend... I just noticed that his lips were purple, and in the blink of an eye, the purple spread... all over his body It’s turned purple, Aru!”
Looking at Shinpachi lying on the ground, wearing beach pants, rolling his eyes, his whole body turned purple and still twitching from time to time, Gintoki reprimanded with a solemn expression: "Idiot! That's why I warned you!"
As he spoke, Gintoki knelt down and began to press Shinpachi's chest with both hands. "Fortunately, the glasses are still not infected by purple bacteria. I immediately brought warm towels, warm soup, a gentle family, and warm glasses." !”
With that said, Gintoki hit Shinpachi's chest hard and shouted: "Wake up quickly! Ishikawa!!"
The children in the children's pool saw Xin Baji vomiting a large mouthful of purple liquid. They scrambled out of the pool and ran to the locker room in panic.
"You will be infected by purple bacteria!!"
Looking at the children running away in panic, Gintoki curled up his lips and chuckled softly, "Humph, now you realize the horror of the swimming pool..."
Before he could finish speaking, Gintoki was hit on the head with a plastic folding bench by Hasegawa, who didn't know when he was about to arrive, with veins popping out on his face.
"What the hell are you doing!" The veins on Hasegawa's forehead were still pulsing, and he shouted while pulling his neck and spitting, "Didn't I ask you to come over and watch to prevent the guests from drowning?! Why? Let the guests panic!"
"Hasegawa-san," Gintoki rubbed his head, turned around and explained seriously, "There is only a thin line between the so-called swimming pool and death. The pain when the water enters the nose, and the green snot on the shoulder from time to time, Forget about taking away the dirty underwear that everyone laughs at, only after knowing the horrors of these pools can people have the right to play by the water."
"Then you don't need to know the horror of turning your whole body purple!" Hasegawa retorted angrily, then showed an almost pleading expression and continued madly, "To be honest, this is a job I found with great difficulty. , please do it seriously."
Having said that, Hasegawa put his hands on his hips and continued seriously: "Protect the children who come here to create beautiful summer memories, and let them return home safely with their memories. This is the mission of our lifeguards, do you understand? ?!”
"Yes, yes! Sir!" With that said, Shinbaji and Kagura jumped into the swimming pool at the same time.
"You two don't have to make memories anymore!!" Hasegawa shouted in a broken voice, then pointed at Shinpashi and continued with a look of displeasure, "Glasses! You! You haven't complained recently, have you? Work hard! asshole!"
Gintoki, who was lying on a lounge chair behind Hasegawa and wearing sunglasses, crossed his legs and rested his hands on his hands, with an indifferent expression on his face, "Don't worry, their duty is to ensure everyone's safety in the water, and I will ensure it in my dreams." Everyone’s safety.”
"You just want to sleep! Stupid Caprio!" Hasegawa turned around and yelled angrily.
…
Being dragged up the stairs by Hasegawa, the unmotivated Gintoki made a voice like a can of dead fish: "Hey, please spare me, these imps who are ascetic as Ken Watanabe's head." I’ve seen enough of her body, I came here to watch those Puri girls with big elastic breasts.”
"It's true that it's summer vacation, so all the little guys here..." Hasegawa, standing at a high place, kept looking with the telescope in his hand, but then, Hasegawa suddenly discovered something, "Huh? No, no, no, There are still things that should be there, and there are a lot of them..."
"Ouch!" Gintoki exclaimed, "Really, there are so many of them! And they are all gathered together! They are all elastic and big-breasted Primus!"
Just after he finished speaking, Gintoki suddenly discovered something. He put down the telescope in his hand and replied expressionlessly to Hasegawa: "That's a mistake. It's Arnold's Liquor Troubled Shinnyang Army."
Just after he finished speaking, Gintoki, who had kunai stuck on the back of his head and back, rolled his eyes and fell down.
At the same time, Jiang Cheng's voice came: "Oh, what a coincidence, Gintoki."
Looking at Jiang Cheng walking step by step, and the girls from Baihua Baihua who were wearing various swimsuits and having outstanding figures but still covering their faces around Jiang Cheng, Hasegawa said: "Bring your family out Swimming?”
"Which eye did you see?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, then pointed at Yue Yong behind him who was holding a cigarette in his hands, curled his lips and said with disdain, "They were all forced by these guys. Come on, I have no interest in this kind of swimming pool that is full of children."
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