"Jiang Chengsama! Don't worry about those things! Let's quickly play that fun game between men and women!"
"Yes! We have brought all the tools we need!"
Ignoring all the excited Baihua members, Jiang Cheng lowered his body and naturally took the telescope from Gintoki, who was lying in a pool of blood, rolling his eyes and still twitching from time to time.
"Ah, it turns out that it is better to stand higher and have a wider field of vision~" Jiang Cheng looked around with a telescope and said with emotion, "But... they are all brats, and they are not interesting at all... No, no, no, what is that?" ? It’s getting closer and closer, no surprise it’s a mountain peak... Huh? Why is the view so dark?”
"Well, little brother, I suggest you put down the telescope and take a look." Hasegawa reminded silently.
"Sama Jiangcheng~ Were you looking at me just now?" Kuzuha stood on the fence and pressed some part of her swimsuit to the telescope, licking her lips, "Ha~ are you so anxious~"
"Gintoki-sama, please cheer up." Outer Maru, who was wearing a swimsuit and didn't know when he arrived, squatted on the ground and pulled out the kunai from Gintoki's body one by one.
"It's you..." Gintoki opened his eyes and glanced at Gaido Maru, and said weakly, "What's wrong? Do Shikigami also want to learn swimming in the summer?"
"No, no, we heard that Sama Jiangcheng is going to hold a random [beep-] party in the swimming pool." Uidomaru explained seriously, raising an index finger.
"Who wants to throw that [beep—] chaotic party?!" Jiang Cheng roared with his veins popping.
"Jiangcheng sama~I'll tell you quietly~" Kuzuha, who was wearing a swimsuit and a bath towel on the upper body and lower body, became worse and worse. She kept rubbing some part of her body against the telescope in Jiang Cheng's hand, "Because of the tail." Relationship, so I don’t have any... ah!!"
Before he could finish speaking, Ge Ye was kicked ten meters away by the violent Jiang Cheng. The latter screamed and fell directly into the swimming pool with a huge splash.
At the same time, some children also ran ashore because of fright.
"It's blocking labor's telescope!" Jiang Cheng, with his veins bursting, pointed at Ge Ye, who was lying on his back in the swimming pool and was obviously unconscious, and shouted with white eyes.
"Is this what makes you angry?!" Hasegawa complained loudly, "Also, I beg you, don't cause another big accident, because what you just did caused many guests to escape!"
"Besides, the body odor is too strong! Who is interested in your body that's full of body odor? I'll really kill you!" Jiang Cheng turned away and curled his lips in disdain.
"Esama Sama, I don't have body odor." Outodomaru stood up and said seriously.
"I hate the horns on your head, so I can't." Jiang Cheng refused without any hesitation.
"Ah, it's okay, I can just pull it out." As he said that, Waidōmaru stretched out his hand and broke off a horn on his head.
Everyone present ignored him as he lay on the ground, rolling his eyes and starting to twitch due to excessive blood loss.
"But then again, is this the swimming pool?" Yue Yong held the cigarette rod in his arms, glanced around, and said with some disdain, "I thought the swimming pool was what kind of place it was. It's similar to Yoshihara. Men and women are almost Everyone is having fun together."
"No, it's not like that! This is not that kind of place!" Hasegawa defended loudly.
"Jiang Cheng sama! Let's play this!" A group of Baihua girls pulled Jiang Cheng's arms and pointed to the slide nearby.
"I'm not a kid," Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, then sat down cross-legged and continued to look for something with the telescope in his hand, "I don't play with things that only children like to play with. "
"Indeed, we are adults now!" The resurrected Gintoki sat down cross-legged at the same time and took out another spare telescope from his arms.
"You two...are really hopeless scum." Hasegawa complained silently.
"Gintoki, did you find anything?" Jiang Cheng asked.
"No, not yet..." Gintoki replied.
"Me too. I thought the swimming pool at this time would have a lot of nice scenery..." Jiang Cheng murmured, "Huh? Why does it feel like I'm being lifted up? Why does it feel like my body is being poured slippery? s things…"
After saying that, Jiang Cheng put down the telescope in his hand.
Looking at Yue Yong who was directing the Baihua members to pour lubricant on themselves bucket by bucket, Jiang Cheng, who was being held directly above the slide by a group of Baihua ladies, suddenly became expressionless.
"Hey! What do you want to do?! Why do you still pour that stuff on me? And it's too much!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and roared.
"There are too many. I feel like I can't hold Jiang Cheng sama..." said a Baihua girl who was holding Jiang Cheng up.
"Ah, don't worry. If you can't catch it, you can just catch it there." Yue Yong replied calmly.
"Hey! What dangerous words did you just say! Where are you?! I'll kill you! You stinky woman!" Jiang Cheng complained angrily with his eyes white and blue veins popping out.
At this time, Hasegawa realized that something was wrong and quickly reminded: "Hey! This is not Yoshiwara's swimming pool! Stop!"
"Then, let go..." Yue Yong glanced at all the Baihua members.
"Wait!!" Hasegawa hurriedly took a step forward, but it was too late. The Baihua members who had received the order had already let go of Jiang Cheng.
Jiang Cheng, who was covered in lubricant, rushed down into the swimming pool as soon as he touched the slide. At the same time, a group of Baihua girls screamed in excitement and followed Jiang Cheng. Hasegawa, who had no time to stop him, also rushed towards the swimming pool because there were everywhere on the ground. All the lubricant slipped under his feet, and he paddled face down down the slide to the swimming pool.
"Hey!! You've gone too far!" Jiang Cheng, who was gliding rapidly, shouted, "I can't keep my balance!"
"Don't worry! Jiang Chengsama, the leader said you can capture him there!" A young lady Baihua who followed closely shouted excitedly, "Leave it to me! I will help Jiang Chengsama maintain a good balance!"
"Get out of the way! Ugly monster! It's me who wants to help Jiang Chengsama maintain balance!"
"It's me!"
Seeing the Hyakuka members arguing even while gliding at a rapid speed, Hasegawa, who was following them, collapsed and shouted: "It doesn't matter at this time, right? By the way, this slippery thing caused the speed to go out of control. Come on! Everyone!! Run away quickly!!"
The children below looked at the scene on the slide and panicked, screaming and rushing to the shore.
Wow!
After the huge splash, Jiang Cheng did not stop. Instead, he slid directly on the water for several meters and then landed heavily on the stone eaves beside the swimming pool.
"Ugh!" Jiang Cheng, who smashed the entire shore into pieces, spat out a mouthful of blood and fell into a coma.
All the Baihua girls were not injured, and all of them landed safely on the shore following Jiang Cheng. As for Hasegawa, she was a little miserable, lying on the water with blood on her head and unable to move.
"Jiang Cheng, sama, you should have a good balance!" A Baihua girl squatted down and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was still twitching in a pool of blood, and suggested, "So, let me Let’s help you grasp the balance! Don’t worry! Jiang Chengsama, give me your [beep—]!”
"Did you... do it on purpose?" Jiang Cheng struggled to turn his face away, complained feebly, and then struggled to stand up, "You... all showed me! How to play on the slide!"
After that, Jiang Cheng picked up the surfboard he found somewhere, turned around and walked to the side. A group of Baihua ladies imitated Jiang Cheng and followed closely behind him holding the surfboard.
"Wait... wait!" Hasegawa, who came back to his senses, quickly stood up and shouted to Jiang Cheng and others who were leaving. However, the other party did not react at all to his words.
"ah!"
At this moment, Hasegawa suddenly heard a child's exclamation from behind, and immediately turned his head and looked over.
"Look! There's someone floating there!" A child said, pointing to the motionless person floating head-down in the water just below the slide.
"It's over! Did you get involved by the one just now?!" Hasegawa quickly stepped forward to check, holding his head and shouting frantically, "Did an accident finally happen?!"
But at this moment, the long-haired man wearing a blue and white striped one-piece swimsuit who was suspected to have been involved in the accident stood up from the water, laughed twice, then raised the watermelon in his hand towards the shore and covered his eyes. Elizabeth, who kept waving the wooden stick in her hand, shouted: "Elizabeth, the watermelon is cool! Yosi, let's play hitting the watermelon over there... Wow!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki were knocked unconscious by Jiang Cheng and Gintoki who rushed down the slide almost at the same time on their lubricated surfboards, and the watermelons in their hands fell out at the same time.
"Did you see it? You guys," Jiang Cheng, who arrived safely on the shore, took a piece of watermelon from Gintoki and said to all the Momoka girls, "This is the normal way to play on the slide!"
"Hi! We got it! Jiang Chengsama!" All the Baihua ladies raised their hands in response.
"Be sure to remember to apply lubricant under the surfboard. The top is not needed!" Jiang Cheng continued seriously while eating watermelon, "Do you understand?!"
"Got it!"×n
"Whose victory just now?" Gintoki asked Yueyong who was standing aside, "I beat myself by 300 yuan."
"Go ashore at the same time, the dealer takes all." Yue Yong replied calmly.
"How can it be repaired?" Gintoki shouted frantically.
"Yueyue, don't you want to play?" Jiang Cheng, who was being held by a group of Baihua ladies, asked Yueyong who was standing aside, "Everyone said it was fun and wanted to do it again."
"Hmph," Yue Yong folded her hands and snorted, turning her face away with disdain, "I'm not interested in that kind of thing."
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(End of chapter)