"Because those idiots keep appearing one after another, there are fewer and fewer customers." Hasegawa, who was patrolling on the shore, said helplessly while nibbling the watermelon in his hand. A man who plays strange games."
"Yoshi, this gives you a legitimate reason to monitor Puri-niang." Gintoki, who was looking around with a telescope, replied seriously.
Hearing the sound, several black lines appeared on the back of Hasegawa's head, half of his face twitched and he complained: "It seems that this guy is the most dangerous adult..."
Just after he finished speaking, Hasegawa suddenly discovered something through the telescope, which was... a girl with a ponytail wearing a pink one-piece swimsuit in the children's swimming pool was teaching a little kid wearing a blue one-piece swimsuit with twin ponytails to swim.
"What? You're actually teaching a kid to swim in a children's swimming pool?!" Hasegawa's expression became slightly serious, "Swimming is prohibited where adults are!"
"What?! Is it Puri-niang?!" Upon hearing this, Gintoki became excited and looked in the direction Hasegawa was looking at.
"Hey! Wait!" Hasegawa suddenly noticed something. He looked at the girl with a single ponytail in a pink swimsuit and wondered: "Is that kid... really a kid? He's quite big..."
"Nowadays, the little devils are all well-fed. They are just tall." Gintoki looked at the girl in pink yukata from bottom to top with the binoculars in his hand, "Look, it's Robert Clifford, right?"
"Instead of saying it's a cliff, it's better to say it's a man, right?" Hasegawa replied, "That figure looks like that of a boy."
"Strange, why is the vision darkened?" Gintoki asked confused.
"Me too..."
Hasegawa had just finished speaking when he suddenly heard something breaking in front of him. At the same time, A Miao, who was holding the two telescopes with both hands, stood in front of the two people and said with a smile: "Who do you think is Robert Clifford?"
"I'm sorry...it was a mistake..." Gintoki replied weakly, his voice trembling.
"Are you Sylvester Stallone? Please sign your name for me..." Hasegawa said quietly.
After crushing the two telescopes with bare hands, A Miao directly grabbed the two of them, "Aren't they the same?!"
While shouting like this, Miao threw Gintoki and Hasegawa into the swimming pool at the same time.
Gintoki, who was lying on his head, took a sip of water and struggled to stand up, his hands grabbing something in a hurry. Of course...Hasegawa too.
Coincidentally, Gintoki's hand happened to grab the breast of Kubei's swimsuit with twin tails tied up on the bank. At the same time, Hasegawa's hand grabbed Kubei's thigh.
The air... solidified.
Looking at the red-faced Kyuubei in front of him, whose whole body began to tremble slightly from shame and anger, Gintoki whispered with sweat on his face: "I see...it turns out that it is indeed Paul Man..."
A second later, Kubei immediately jumped up, grabbed the two of them and threw them into the swimming pool. Gintoki and Hasegawa were hit hard on the iron fence of the swimming pool, and they smashed the iron fence. After being smashed, the two of them screamed and spit out a mouthful of blood...
Jiubei hugged his knees, squatted on the ground and sobbed, "That's why I said not to come, swimsuits, swimming pools, etc..."
"Xiaojiu..." A Miao quickly touched her head to comfort her, and then shouted angrily at Gintoki and Hasegawa, who were floating headfirst on the water with blue veins and white eyes: "What have you two bastards done? Do you really want to seek death?"
"This is a misunderstanding!" Gintoki, whose head was covered with blood, stood up and defended slowly and hurriedly, "We are just patrolling as lifeguards!"
Next to Gintoki was Hasegawa, who was holding his shoulders and his head was covered with blood. He didn't know whether it was because of pain or fear, but his whole body was shaking. At the edge of the swimming pool, there were several people gathered together, shaking and frightened because of the scene in front of them. of children.
"Shut up! My nose is bleeding! You perverts!" A Miao scolded angrily.
"Speaking of nosebleeds, it's all because of you that we are covered in blood!" Gintoki argued, "Besides, this is a children's swimming pool, and adults are not allowed to swim!"
A Miao, who was comforting Kyuubei who was holding her and buried in her chest, retorted with her veins popping: "There's nothing we can do about it! It's because Kyuubi said he can't swim, that's why I came to contact him!"
After saying that, A Miao gently rubbed Jiu Bingwei's head and comforted softly: "I'm sorry, Xiao Jiu, it's all my fault that I forced you to come here and you were hurt..."
Kyuubei, who was rubbing A Miao's chest with a slightly subtle expression on his face, shook his head gently.
"Xiaojiu is subtly happy!" Gintoki complained, "taking advantage of the chaos to enjoy the situation!"
"I can't bear it anymore!" As she said this, A Miao stretched out her hand and grabbed Hasegawa and Gintoki's clothes at the same time. "I want to take you to the police. This is the fastest!"
"I told you it was a misunderstanding!" Gintoki shouted while struggling.
At this moment, Kondo, who was holding a camera in his hand and wearing a snorkeling mask and a snorkel on his face, emerged from the water. With a very refreshing and straightforward smile on his face, he gave a thumbs up and shouted: "A Miao Miss! It’s my turn to appear! The evidence has been perfectly captured by the video camera! You can definitely arrest him as an active criminal!"
"Arrest you!!" A Miao roared with eyes white and flew over with two feet at the same time. Not only the camera, but also Kondo may have been trampled.
"Young Master!" Dongcheng, who was dressed in the same costume as Kondo, held up a camera in one hand and got out of the water with a thumbs up with the other hand. "The evil deeds of the policeman just now have been perfectly recorded! In this way, the stalker can It will disappear, the battle was successful!"
"I don't remember planning that kind of battle!!" Kyuubei shouted angrily and kicked him over, kicking Dongcheng into the water with the camera attached.
"That's great, Ginsang~" A little ape wearing a white swimsuit, almost the same as the two in front, emerged from the water holding a camera and shouted excitedly: "I finally recorded it, Ginsang The side breasts...ah!!"
"You are the only one who doesn't want to do what you said!!" Gintoki kicked him over and roared with his eyes rolled.
Seeing the Kondo trio buried headfirst in the swimming pool, and the blood gradually spreading around them, several children scrambled to the shore as if escaping.
"Another guest has escaped! Wait!" Seeing this, Hasegawa shouted quickly.
Just as he finished speaking, a little girl's voice came from the side.
"Look, there are people bleeding there too."
Hasegawa looked in the direction pointed by the little girl and saw a man wearing a blue and white striped one-piece swimsuit lying face down on the water motionless, with a lot of blood around him.
"Hey! Hold on!" Hasegawa ran over quickly, "What's going on! Finally, even the dead appeared!"
"Uh-huh!" Gui stood up from the water, held up the fish he had stuck in his right hand, and shouted to Elizabeth, who was drilling wood to make a fire on the shore: "I caught it! Hahahahahaha... Elizabeth, hurry up and make a fire. Today There will be a big dinner tonight…”
Before he could finish speaking, Gui was knocked out by Jiang Cheng, Yueyong, Kagura and Shinbaji who were sliding down the slide on the same surfboard, and the harpoon in his hand was instantly released.
"How was it? Was it fun?" Jiang Cheng, who had landed safely, held his surfboard under his arm and gave a thumbs up, saying to Yue Yong who was standing aside.
"Well... so so so..." Yue Yong blushed slightly, turned away and responded softly.
"It's so exciting! With the added lubricant, it feels like real surfing!" Shinbachi said with a smile.
"Really?" Jiang Cheng smiled.
"This time I want to skate Aru alone!" Kagura grabbed the surfboard from Jiang Cheng's hand and rushed out first.
"Hey! You're so cunning! Kagura-chan!" Shinpachi quickly chased after him, "It would be more fun if we all play together!"
"Jiang Chengsama! Come with me this time!" For some reason, the members of Baihua, who were covered in lubricant, came over holding their own surfboards.
"Didn't they all say that you can just apply lubricant under the surfboard?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.
"Already ready! Jiang Chengsama!" Kuzu Ye, who had recovered at some point, came over with a surfboard in his arms.
"Me too!" Carrying a mace in one hand and a surfboard in the other, the horn on his head... probably the one that had been treated by Kuzuha, Waidōmaru also came over.
"Esama Sama is ours!" All the Hyakuka girls shouted, looking at Kuzuha and Outodomaru with unkind expressions.
"When did I become an object?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.
"Jiang Chengsama~ You just said that the lubricant only needs to be applied underneath, and you have already... ah!"
Before Ge Ye could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng kicked him out again.
"Sama Jiangcheng, you can apply it wherever you want." Waidōmaru, who had already laid down on the quilt at some point, pointed to a bucket of lubricant on the side and said, "Spread! Come on!"
There was another flying kick, and Outidomaru, who was wrapped in blankets, was kicked ten meters away.
"Really, the level is too low," a Baihua girl curled her lips in disdain, "That kind of method is just leftover from our fun!"
"Yes, you can't compare with us at all~"
"For people of this level, it's better to go home honestly~"
Jiang Cheng:…
…
Half an hour later, Hasegawa, who was sitting on a bench and saw that there was no longer a single customer except acquaintances, lowered his head and sighed and said: "It has become a state of idiots booking the venue. It is a rare peak season..."
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Thank you so much.
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