"Change your mind, Hasegawa-san," Gintoki, who was also sitting on the bench and eating grilled fish, said as he ate, "If you are with these idiots, there will definitely be another accident. There will be no guests." It's better, right? Fortunately, these guys are very strong, so it doesn't matter if they are left alone. Let's take a good rest today."
"That's right, that's right." Hasegawa, who was persuaded by Gintoki, pushed up the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose. After sighing, he stood up and raised his draft beer cup to clink a draft with Gintoki, who was also holding up a draft beer. , "Even novels written daily have summer vacations! It doesn't matter if we take a break!"
"That's it! Anyway, this novel is just for those who don't want to watch the live broadcast of the Olympics and only care about the number of gold medals!" Gintoki replied, "And we don't have many readers at all! Even if you take a break, you won't be noticed. Got it!"
"Oops! Thinking about this, my mood suddenly got high!" Hasegawa exclaimed and shouted excitedly: "Can I do it all?! Can I take off all my clothes and swim butterfly in the swimming pool?!"
"Can I have a strawberry milk swimming pool?! Can I drown in strawberry milk?!"
"Yeah! It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter!" As he said that, Hasegawa took off his lifeguard uniform, "Because today is full of... "
"—Our paradise!" Gintoki, who had picked up a huge can of strawberry milk at some point and was pouring it into the swimming pool, and Hasegawa, who had torn off his beach shorts and covered his mosaic area with one hand to make a diving gesture, all at the same time shouted excitedly.
But just when Hasegawa went into the swimming pool and Gintoki was pouring strawberry milk to himself, a gunshot "Bang!" brought Gintoki and Hasegawa back to reality.
Gintoki and Hasegawa ignored the bullet-pierced strawberry milk bottle. After being stunned for a second, they turned their heads and looked at it blankly.
"Hey-" Lord Matsudaira, who was holding a pistol and holding a cigarette in his mouth, looked at Gintoki and the two with a slightly impatient tone, "I've been calling you since just now, don't you hear me? Brother... put on the beach shorts lend me."
[That...that's...] Cold sweat seeped out drop by drop on Gintoki's face, his mouth was half-opened, his eyes were wide open, and his whole face began to twitch.
"Oops, the person who was traveling with me suddenly said he wanted to swim," Songping Gong pointed behind him, with a bit of helplessness on his face, "I told him that the bar would definitely be more fun, so~ So, here we are. We were in a hurry and didn’t bring beach shorts with us, but since it’s a swimming pool, there must be something for rent or sale here, right?”
With that said, Lord Matsudaira once again pointed his gun at Gintoki and the two, "If not, take off yours within three seconds! One!"
boom!
The bullet hit Gintoki's feet, causing Gintoki to feel frightened.
"Don't be so arrogant, Katakuri Tiger." The young man with a turban on his head walked over slowly, "Don't worry..."
[That...that is! ! ] Looking at the young man who arrived, Gintoki opened his eyes wide and his facial muscles almost spasmed, [Could it be that that was...? !]
Shigemo pulled off his kimono and headscarf, leaving only a pair of white briefs on his body. He put one hand on his hip and continued seriously: "Three generations of shoguns have been wearing ordinary briefs when swimming!"
[Jiang...Jiang...General is stuck! !]Gintoki and Hasegawa are all in bad condition.
"Hey, are you okay?" Mr. Matsudaira, who had his hands in his uniform pockets, reminded Mao Mao in a leisurely manner, who had his hands on his hips, "Wearing briefs to swim will make you soaked. It's not Zhou." At six or eight o'clock, General Baofang's identity was revealed."
"There is no way," Maomao's eyes were extremely serious, "The general's family has been the Lonely Fang General for generations."
[Is...is that the problem!]Gintoki and Hasegawa, who had put on beach pants and came to the shore at some point, were also covered in cold sweat, with black lines at the corners of their eyes, and the corners of their mouths twitched as they thought to themselves at the same time.
"I have always wanted to swim in a place like the swimming pool," Maomao continued, then turned away and looked at Jiang Chengyi and the others playing in the swimming pool, with a bit of yearning on his face, "This is also It’s a good opportunity for people to experience firsthand how to spend the hot summer. Moreover, the gentleman who promised to take me to Yoshiwara to experience the swimming pool was not in Yoshiwara, but... I didn’t expect to be here, maybe it was a kind of fate... "
[Is it that bastard? ! ] Gintoki gritted his teeth and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was surrounded by a group of Hyakuhana girls in the swimming pool, and thought bitterly in his heart, [What kind of swimming pool does this bastard want to take the general to experience! There should be a limit to being naturally stupid!]
"Hey~ He is such a curious person~" Lord Matsudaira responded helplessly, turned around and walked away slowly, while reminding him, "Then I'll go to the bar I usually go to first. Hello. , and you two, teach me how to play in the swimming pool. After all, we also escaped secretly, so we must keep the identity of the general secret."
"Ah!" Mr. Matsudaira, who suddenly thought of something, raised his hand and waved, then reminded him in a casual tone, "If an accident happens, both of you and I will lose our heads. That's it, please..."
Looking at Lord Matsudaira who left without looking back, Gintoki and Hasegawa opened their mouths wide and shouted in their hearts with black lines on their heads: "Wait...wait a minute!"]
"Just call me young general, please give me some advice." Maomao said to the two of them in a very polite manner.
[And... I also want to book out the entire swimming pool and have a day off... Why would the general come to a place like this? Why does the general always appear at this time?] Gintoki glanced at Hasegawa on the side with his mouth twitching, and then looked at Shimomo who was holding the supports on both sides of the disinfection pool to disinfect only that area, "Why are you disinfecting only that area?" !]
Immediately afterwards, Gintoki looked at Jiang Chengyi and others who were playing darts (kunai) blindfolded in the swimming pool, and then thought to himself: [Are you kidding me! This swimming pool is no longer an ordinary swimming pool, it is the magical sea area where fools from Edo came to vacation - the Stupid Delta!]
"Looks like you had a lot of fun." Maomao, who had disinfected the place, came to the swimming pool and looked at Jiang, who was being forced to stand by the swimming pool holding an apple with his back to everyone, expressionless and unable to stop shaking. Chenghe, who was blindfolded and holding several kunai in his hands, Yue Yong and A Miao and others who were cheering for him, showed a bit of yearning on their faces and said softly, "I want to join them too. …”
[Where is the fun? ! If that idiot hadn't been in better health, he would have died long ago! An ordinary person would have been played to death long ago, okay? ] Gintoki complained crazily in his heart, [What exactly makes you find that kind of thing interesting? ! If it were you, you wouldn't be able to do it even once!]
[Yin Sang...what...what should I do?]Hasegawa looked at Gintoki with half of his face twitching and his head full of black lines.
[No way! ] Gintoki's expression was solemn, his bloodshot eyes widened, [Absolutely not! Letting the general join there is like throwing Matsudaira Ken, who only has a pair of maracas in his full state, into the sharks!]
[I know! Silver mulberry! But... what should we do? ! Silver mulberry! If we don't let the general enjoy himself, we... our heads will...! !] Hasegawa's expression gradually became frightened, and he even thought of a scene similar to that of his own head being pecked by a crow on an empty river bank at dusk.
[It’s useless to say this now!]Gintoki took off his lifeguard uniform, took a swimming ring and went into the swimming pool. [I can only find a way to follow these idiots and let the general have fun! You help the general put on his swimming cap and goggles, don't let those guys find out!]
…
Gintoki, who came to Jiangcheng and others with a swimming ring, said: "Well, stop for a moment, everyone listen to me."
"What's wrong, Aru? Gin-chan also wants to play together, Aru?" Kagura asked Gintoki doubtfully.
"Yes, yes, but the newcomer has to lift the apple three times." Jiang Cheng, whose back and head were covered with kunai, folded his hands and nodded in agreement.
"What kind of rule is that?! Not even once! Who else here can withstand that kind of thing except you! Stop it! Stop this game that will kill ordinary people!" Gintoki He complained hard with his eyes rolled, then turned his head and pointed at Maomao who had already put on his swimming cap and goggles on the shore, "And it's not me anymore, it's the guy over there, the guy... called Xiaojiang. That guy said he wanted to talk to me You guys have fun together.”
"We have no problem at all." A Miao replied.
"There is no other way, just let him join, Miss A Miao." Kondo, who emerged from the water beside A Miao, said helplessly while holding his hands.
"It's so cute," the little ape that emerged from the water put one hand on his hip and smiled helplessly, "There are such clumsy children who don't know how to fit into the circle of friends~"
"Come here, young general!" Dongcheng stood up from the water and shouted in the direction of Maomao. "Come here, young general! We are already friends! But you are not allowed to talk to the young master!"
"No, you are not qualified to say such things." Gintoki complained without thinking.
"Esama Sama! Holding your breath in the water for ten minutes has been completed!" Kuzuha and Outodomaru said at the same time as they stood up from the water.
"You two are completely unrelated to each other!" Gintoki complained angrily.
"Hold it for another two hours." Jiang Chengcheng just glanced at the two of them lightly, then turned to look at Maomao on the shore, his expression became slightly serious, "Gintoki, that person..."
[Is it exposed? ! ] Gintoki was shocked.
"Are you wearing briefs?" Jiang Cheng pointed at Maomao and looked at Gintoki.
[Is this what you noticed? ! ] Gintoki complained in his heart again.
"Indeed, although we have nothing to do with each other," Yue Yong, who was standing beside Jiang Cheng, said with her hands folded, "but the pair that the man wore was not swimming trunks but briefs, right?"
(End of chapter)