"Really," Kyuubei, who was wearing a swimming ring, nodded and looked at Maomao, who was on the shore with his hands on his hips, ready to go, and said, "Isn't this breaking the rules? It makes people feel uncomfortable. "
"There's not much difference between swimming trunks and underwear, right?" Xiao Yuan said, "The volume is really small~"
"It's different, Aru!" Kagura pointed at Momo and argued, "Because the underwear is worn for a long time, it will get a lot of dirt on it!"
"No, no problem!" Gintoki quickly defended, "That man is very clean, that... he is a very noble man."
"Look carefully, I really think there is something stuck on it!" The sharp-eyed A Miao covered her mouth and pointed to a wet spot in front of Maomao's briefs with a look of surprise.
"Huh? What?" Gintoki quickly stopped him, "Stop talking, he can hear it! Stop talking!"
"It's true! Only the raised area in the front is wet!" Kondo pointed at Momo and said.
"What a child~" Jiang Cheng shook his head and chuckled.
"I told you to shut up!" Gintoki shouted angrily with veins popping out on his face and his eyes rolled, "Only the disinfectant on that piece hasn't dried yet!"
"Is it really okay?" A Miao looked at Maomao, who was trembling all over, and said with some uncertainty, "If this is the case, we need to confirm it later."
With that said, A Miao waved to Mao Mao and shouted: "Private Marseille~ Can you turn around for a moment?"
"It's not stained! It's not stained by feces or anything like that!" Gintoki reminded loudly.
As soon as Gintoki finished speaking, Maomao turned around and walked towards the changing room without looking back.
"Ah! Wait a moment!" Hasegawa quickly raised his hand and shouted to Maomao.
However, after seeing Shimomo's determined pace without any nostalgia, Hasegawa hurriedly followed him at a trot.
"Ah!" Gintoki, who noticed this scene at the same time, exclaimed and turned around to look at the women who were whispering. "Asshole! What should we do now?!"
"If he wants to go back, it means there is indeed feces on his back, right?" A Miao said in a low voice to the little ape on the side, "It's really dangerous~"
Kagura crossed her hands and nodded in agreement.
"It's so annoying, so scary~" the little ape whispered back.
"Esama Sama~ The swimming pool is really a dangerous place~"
"Yes, yes~"
"Let's go back to our own swimming pool in Yoshiwara~"
A group of Baihua ladies closely surrounded Jiang Cheng and took advantage of Jiang Cheng from time to time.
"You guys, don't scare the children." Jiang Cheng said helplessly while pulling a group of Baihua ladies who kept leaning on him, "After all, young men are basically like that, they don't know how to hide themselves. Inner desire, but... this way it looks more real, doesn't it? Compared to that kind of polite scum, I still think such a man is more real."
"Isn't that too real?" Yue Yong complained expressionlessly, "It's basically the same as the first time guests in Yoshiwara who were preparing to ring the bell."
"Can you guys be a little more exaggerated?" Gintoki's face was throbbing with veins, "That kid is no longer such an impatient man! He will still drink wine before the main meal! There will also be all the appetizers and so on. It’s been wiped out!”
"Jiang Cheng, sama~ Do you like to be more real? I am very real~" Kuzu Ye, who came out of the water at some point, shook his hair, came to Jiang Cheng's side and rubbed his butt towards Jiang Cheng, Licking his lips, "Whether it's desire...wow! Gulu, gulu, gurgling..."
"Two hours haven't come yet..." Jiang Cheng directly raised his foot and stepped on Ge Ye's head into the water. He looked at the struggling Ge Ye and said this coldly.
"By the way, what's going on with these two guys?" Xin Baji asked Xiang Jiangcheng doubtfully, pointing to the kudzu leaves and outer road pills in the water.
"How do I know?" Jiang Cheng curled his lips and said with a look of disgust, "Maybe he picked up something dirty on the street and ate it after his head was hit."
"There's no point in pretending! Jiangcheng-sama!" Outido Maru suddenly poked his head out and said with a solemn expression, "We... have confirmed it! We got the oracle from the Nine Great Masters! All we need to do is make soft love with Jiangcheng-sama!" The fact that you can ascend to Takamagahara and become a god worshiped by others has been spread among the shikigami circles!"
"Do you believe what that stinky woman said?!" Jiang Cheng shouted loudly with his eyes rolled.
"Smelly woman?" Xin Baji suddenly caught a key word, pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and glanced at Jiang Cheng gently, "In the end, Jiang Chengsang was really like that..."
"No, nothing happened." Jiang Cheng raised his hand to interrupt without any hesitation, "I don't remember anything."
"There is no need to pretend any more, Jiangcheng-sama! Last night in front of the shrine of the Nine Great Masters, we got the accurate answer!" Wai Daomaru pointed at Jiangcheng with a serious expression, "Esangari-sama! Our shikigami ...I just want a small shrine that can be worshiped by others. We...have long had enough of wandering around..."
As he said that, Wai Daomaru covered his eyes and started sobbing hypocritically, "It's obviously something that can be done so easily, why are you not willing to help us!"
"They're so pitiful, uncle, please help them." Kagura pulled Jiang Cheng's arm and whispered.
"No matter how you think about it, that kind of thing is impossible!" Jiang Cheng argued angrily, "These two idiots were just deceived by that stinky woman! It's really uncomfortable to say that! Why did he only appear in a certain article in the middle? He’s going to become such a troublesome character! Why does he act like a permanent character? No one informed me beforehand!”
Looking at Kuzu Ye who was choking on water, but the blush on his face due to excitement was getting heavier and heavier, Xin Baji complained expressionlessly: "Maybe it's because of Jiang Chengsang's own relationship that some of their potential Maybe the attributes are stimulated."
"No, I don't have that kind of skill." Jiang Cheng turned away and snorted, showing a look of disgust.
"As expected of my disciples, although they are not as good as Master Wan Yi, they are already outstanding." Xiao Yuan pushed up the glasses on his face, showing a look of relief.
"It turns out it's you, you stinky Natto girl!" Jiang Cheng suddenly grinned.
"You should have thought of it a long time ago, Jiang Chengsang," Shinpachi complained silently, "After all...the ex-husband of anchor Yuno was trained by these two stalkers..."
"Ah~ I can't do it anymore! Being stepped on like this, deep inside my body... ah!" Kuzu Ye struggled to poke his head out of the water, blushing and shouting excitedly, but before he could finish his words, Jiang became angry. With one kick, he was sent up to the ceiling which was more than ten meters high.
boom! !
"Well, no matter how you put it, it's a bit too much," Shinpachi raised his head and looked at the big hole in the ceiling above his head that Kuzunoha had knocked out, "Even a shikigami is a girl, so this kind of treatment..."
"Who cares!" Jiang Cheng crossed his hands with a look of disdain.
"Hey, stop for a moment." At this time, Yue Yong suddenly noticed something and looked at Maomao, who had just arrived and was standing by the pool wearing beach shorts, "that man is back."
"Really..." Jiang Cheng looked at Maomao on the shore and murmured, "And he's put on beach pants..."
While Jiang Cheng was talking, Hasegawa, wearing briefs, also came to the shore.
"What, aren't you taking it with you?" Dongcheng said, looking at Maomao who was posing.
"Ah?" Shinpachi suddenly noticed something, "Isn't it just a matter of changing pants with Hasegawa-san?"
"Okay! Just beach pants!" Gintoki argued angrily.
"But if you compare underwear with MADAO's beach pants, 60% of them are MADAO's beach pants that are dirtier, Aru." Kagura analyzed seriously.
"What does that mean!" Gintoki shouted with white eyes.
"Kagura-chan, that's not the case." A Miao said.
"Yes! What you just said was too much!"
"It's 100%, Hasegawa-san is even dirtier." A Miao added.
"Already victorious?!"
"And..." A Miao looked at Maomao standing on the shore, and then said: "There is something on Hasegawa-san's beach pants that he changed."
"It's true! The bulge in front is so wet!" the sharp-eyed Kondo exclaimed.
"Hey! Why do you get wet every time? General!" Gintoki couldn't help but ask.
At this time, not only Shimomo, but also Hasegawa on his side began to tremble slightly.
"What's going on with that man?!" Dongcheng looked at Maomao on the shore in horror, "Why does something come out from the front every time!"
"Shut up! Don't use those words!" Gintoki shouted hurriedly.
"Ah~~!! Don't come in!" Xiao Yuan stared at his big red eyes and shouted frantically, "I have no intention of giving birth to children other than Yin Sang!"
"Stop talking! I'm just a simple child! Please stop talking!" Gintoki shouted very loudly.
"Esama Sama! If Esama Sama can make shikigami ascend to Takamagahara, then that man... will make shikigami reincarnated as cockroaches!" Uidomaru's expression became slightly serious.
"That's too much!" Gintoki shouted with his veins popping.
"What an impatient boy~" Jiang Cheng shook his head, and then his face showed a bit of nostalgia, and he sighed softly: "Seeing his appearance, for some reason, I thought of Gintoki's first visit. When we were at Hualiu Street, the two of us were exactly the same, Gintoki, do you still remember?"
"Shut up!" Gintoki roared with his eyes wide open and kicked Jiang Cheng to the shore.
"Jiang Cheng sama!" A group of Baihua girls rushed towards Jiang Cheng's direction.
…
Two minutes later.
Hasegawa, who along with Gintoki pulled the inflatable rubber raft that carried Shimo who was sitting cross-legged and put on his briefs again, with dense black lines on his face, tentatively introduced to everyone: "Well... let's introduce it again. "
Gintoki, who was also pulling the rubber raft, twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "This is the general, everyone should get along well."
(End of chapter)