"Well, never get off the rubber raft." A Miao reminded.
"Absolutely don't soak in the water." Kagura added ruthlessly.
Gintoki/Hasegawa:…
At this time, for some reason, Maomao curled his lips, and the tears of grievance in the swimming goggles gradually filled the entire swimming goggles. At the same time, Maomao's whole body was still trembling slightly.
"Is...is this really okay?" Hasegawa asked Gintoki in a low voice with sweat on his face and dark lines at the corners of his eyes, "Let alone becoming a companion, we can't go into the water, General. Obviously we haven't gone into the water. When we got into the water, the swimming goggles were full of water, General! It’s over! He’s definitely angry! He’s going to be beheaded! He’s definitely going to be beheaded now!”
"Calm down," Gintoki, who had the same expression as Hasegawa, said quietly, but his voice was a little trembling, and of course, so was his body. "Now just start making happy summer memories. When it comes to summer, what can you think of? ?What can you think of when you think of swimming pools? What can you think of when you think of swimsuits?"
Hasegawa, who suddenly got something, flashed his sunglasses and glanced at Gintoki: "Is it...could it be..."
"Yoshi! Let's start playing when the number of people is gathered!" Gintoki suddenly raised his fist and shouted, ""Heartbeat is racing! All samurai... humans... no, it's not, an underwater horseback riding competition between men and women." , dong dong dong, clang clang clang~"
[Go...gone naked! !]Hasegawa seemed to be struck by lightning and praised in his heart, "The white female body twisting and entangled in the water, and the looming shining pair [beep—], Ginsan!" This trick works! This move will definitely save the general from drowning in tears of sorrow!]
"Yoshi, let's form a team now in pairs." Gintoki explained the rules of the competition, "One person is the rider sitting on the rubber raft, and the other person is also the horse pulling the rubber raft. The rider starts from the rubber raft. If it falls off or the headband is taken off, you lose.”
As he said that, Gintoki curled up his lips and showed a sinister smile, "But it doesn't matter if it's not the headband that was taken off."
At the same time, Shinyaji, Tojo, Kondo and all the Hyakuhana girls, who got the hidden information in Gintoki's words, turned around and rushed towards the shore at the same time.
Looking at the people fighting for the rubber raft on the shore, Hasegawa curled his lips and thought to himself: [Have you noticed it yet? As expected of Ginsang, the guy who didn't know the inside story was on our side in an instant!]
But then, after seeing the grouping, Hasegawa and Gintoki stopped laughing. I saw a group of Baihua members working in pairs at this time, surrounding Jiang Cheng. Their eyes were ignited with a special arrogance called desire, and their eyes were tightly locked on Jiang Cheng's blue stripe. colored board shorts.
In addition to these people, there were three people standing on the rubber raft, Kondo, Tojo and Shinpachi, who kept mumbling something and with nothing but enthusiasm in their eyes.
[Why does it become like this! What are you bastards doing riding on this?] Gintoki looked at the three new people with white hairbands on their heads, their veins bursting out, and he complained in a broken heart, "What do you want to do to be exposed?" asshole! These guys are crazy about wanting to be exposed. Didn't they realize that they couldn't see being exposed? No, that can’t be said entirely…]
Gintoki turned his head and looked at the group of Hyakuhana girls surrounding Jiang Cheng, [But... the goals in the eyes of those guys are too clear! And... they are so united! Everyone is going for that idiot! what is that? Siege? !]
"Um...I haven't said that I want to participate yet," Jiang Cheng, who was thrown onto a rubber raft by the Outer Maru before he could clearly understand the situation, raised his hand and said expressionlessly, "Why did you decide so privately? ?”
"Don't worry, Jiangcheng-sama." Waidomaru, who was standing in front of Jiangcheng's raft, turned around and wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, "I will protect you [beep-]!"
"To be honest, you are the most dangerous one..." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.
"Hmph, boring." Yue Yong, who was also standing in front of Jiang Cheng's rubber raft, folded her hands and snorted softly.
"Can you put away the kunai in your hand?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.
"Listen up! You!" Yue Yong shouted to a group of Baihua girls who were ready to go, "When you rest, take a good rest! When you play, play well! When you work, work hard! I understand. ?!"
"Hi! Chief!" All the Baihua girls responded at the same time, and once again fixed their gazes firmly on Jiang Cheng's beach shorts.
"Hey, what did you mean by that just now?" Jiang Cheng complained with disdain.
Gintoki on the side, looking at this scene, the corners of his eyes began to twitch, but before he could complain, Gintoki suddenly found that the water in front of him began to bubble.
"Ah! I can let Yin Sang ride as a horse! Yin Sang rides on me! Ah!!" The little ape was kneeling at the bottom of the swimming pool, so excited that he couldn't stop.
[As for this guy, I have no idea what she is thinking! ] Gintoki thought with a breakdown in his heart, and then shouted to the people in front of him: "Hey! Please stop it in moderation!"
As he said that, Gintoki pointed to Hasegawa, who was sitting alone on the rubber raft with his knees in his hands. "Hasegawa-san has become a castaway drifting to an isolated island! Think carefully before forming a new team!" It must be better for someone with more strength to be a horse, right?"
"That's why Aru is like this." Kagura, standing in front of Shinpachi, replied matter-of-factly.
"It's true!" Gintoki finally came to his senses, holding his head and saying a little frantically, "If you think about it carefully, girls are stronger!"
"Anyway, you are just thinking about some erotic things, right?" A Miao, who was standing in front of Kondo, put her hands on her hips and turned her face away and said disdainfully, "You can see through it at a glance."
"Who is interested in your cliffs?" Gintoki said in an instant, "I'm not a rock climber!"
Hearing the sound, a red # character representing anger instantly appeared on A Miao's head.
"Miss A Miao!" Kondo knelt down and said seriously to A Miao, "I will climb up no matter what kind of cliff it is! Because there is a [beep-] head there!"
In an instant, he stretched out his index and middle fingers, inserted them into Kondo's nostrils, and threw him into the water with all his strength. A Miao rolled his eyes and roared: "Are you looking for death?!"
"It's no use pretending to be stupid, it's all written on your face." Yue Yong turned away with a look of disdain.
"Huh? What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng, who was sitting on the rubber raft and holding his ears with his little finger, said expressionlessly with narrowed eyes.
For some reason, Yue Yong, whose face was slightly red, turned her face to the other side and continued in a low voice: "They all say...don't act stupid, there is no way...you can't hide it."
"It's your idiot subordinates who can't hide it, right!" Gintoki pointed at the group of Hyakuhana girls who were all staring at Jiang Cheng eagerly and complained.
"That's right, young master, we have never thought about those obscene things," Dongcheng smacked his chest and vowed, "It's definitely not what you think! Right? Lord Gintoki!"
"That's right, there's no one who thinks about such obscene things..." Gintoki lied without thinking, but before he could finish his sentence, he suddenly heard what sounded like the sound of water drops coming from behind him. When he turned his head and looked over, he just Seeing Maomao's nose bleeding, his eyes were serious and full of enthusiasm.
[General card! !]Gintoki's whole body is not feeling well.
"Um, private Marseille, young general," Gintoki turned around and reminded Mao Mao in a low voice to Mao Mao, who couldn't stop his nosebleed, "You have a little too much expectation, everything you are thinking has been seen through..."
"Generations in the general's family have been too excited to sleep the night before a hike." Maomao replied seriously.
"Who cares about you!" Gintoki said angrily, "Anyway, can you just shut your mouth and sleep well for now?"
Then, Gintoki turned around again and shouted to everyone, "Yoshi! Let's decide by guessing it! The winner will decide whether to be a rider or a horse according to their preference! As punishment, the familiar person will jump off the highest platform!"
"What does this have to do with horseback riding?" Yue Yong complained.
"Don't worry about it! Punishment is more fun!" Gintoki argued, then secretly laughed and added in his heart: [If you jump from that height, a woman's swimsuit will easily slip off. Even if she’s not naked, she’s definitely wearing swimming trunks! Feel free to show how you behave and make a fool of yourself! Little girls!]
So...two minutes later.
Wow!
After the huge splash of water, Gintoki looked at Maomao lying on the water with an expressionless face, and his whole person became even worse.
Why is it you, General again? !
"Speaking of you, young general, who do you think I did this for?" Gintoki reminded in a low voice.
The young general turned around, looked at Gintoki, and said again seriously: "Although I have been a fan of ordinary briefs for generations, it seems that T-back is also a good choice."
"Have you awakened a new hobby?!" Gintoki complained with white eyes.
"Hey, where is the atmosphere here?" Yue Yong stared at Maomao's buttocks, "It's just the uncle's butt holding his underwear."
"Asshole! It's rare to see such a noble underwear in a lifetime!" Gintoki scolded with a serious expression.
"Anyway, you want us to do some erotic stuff, right?" A Miao put her hands on her hips and turned her face away with a look of disdain again, "You can see through it at a glance."
"Who would be interested in your swimming trunks!" Gintoki retorted unhappily, "I'm not a diver!"
Hearing the sound, the red # character appeared on A Miao's head again.
"Miss A Miao! I'm not interested in swimming trunks either!" Kondo leaned down and shouted.
"You don't have one either!" A Miao shouted with blank eyes, and at the same time, she directly gave Kondo an uppercut and knocked him away.
There is another chapter, probably in the early morning, walking the dog first...
(End of chapter)