"There's no point in pretending to be stupid, there's already evidence." Jiubei stood in front of the rubber raft carrying Dongcheng with a swimming ring on, closed his eyes and said slowly.
"It's nothing at all!" Dongcheng, who was squatting on the rubber raft, quickly defended, "We definitely don't have those unbearable thoughts! Right? Lord Gintoki? And Lord Jiangcheng!"
"Are you wearing swimming trunks..." Jiang Cheng sat cross-legged on the rubber raft, holding his chin and frowning slightly. He closed his eyes and thought for a while before opening his eyes, "Indeed, I have no interest at all. Butts and all that." ...It’s far worse than Oppai and others, in my eyes there is no comparison between the two.”
"Shut up!" Gintoki shouted with white eyes.
"Huh?" Jiang Cheng was stunned for a moment, then showed a look of displeasure and argued, "Wait a minute! I was clearly speaking for you just now! Why such an attitude! Do you want to fight?! Bastard!"
"Maybe that's the case, but your statement makes people uncomfortable." Gintoki curled his lips, and then said to Jiubei: "In short, we definitely don't have any unscrupulous thoughts."
"So..." As he spoke, Kyubei pointed behind Gintoki, "What is that?"
Hearing the sound, Gintoki turned around and looked over, only to see a huge mace standing upright between Mao Mao's buttocks. Kagura stepped on Mao Mao's back and gave instructions. At the same time, the mace's The master, Outer Maru, is serving as the "flag-erector" or "stick-erector".
"Let's go!" Waidōmaru raised a small yellow flag with "Adventure" written on it that was found somewhere and tied to the top of the mace.
[It’s the Adventure! ! ] Gintoki's whole person became even worse.
"Do you want to use that method to stimulate our adventurous spirit and drag us on a dangerous adventure?" Jiubei replied thoughtfully.
"How can that kind of posture arouse your sense of adventure!" Gintoki pointed at Shimomo's mosaic buttocks and complained wildly, "No matter how you look at it, he is just a victim!"
"When you see a hole like that, it's like raising a flag, right?" Jiubei's serious face, with a faint blush on his cheeks, replied seriously, "What a shameless trap..."
"You guys who want to put up a flag in a place like that are even more shameless!" Gintoki complained loudly with his veins popping out.
After saying that, Gintoki quickly turned around and ran behind Momo, who was lying on the rubber raft with his butt sticking out, and shouted eagerly: "Young general!"
At this time, Maomao, who had been played badly, buried his face in the rubber raft and murmured: "The Adventure has been a ship carrying famous adventurers for generations..."
"Cheer up!" Gintoki hurriedly shouted, "You are not the Adventurer, you are the General Zhengyi!"
At this time, Kagura stood not far behind Gintoki. He turned to Gintoki and said, "If you really want to be exposed, just change the rules directly, Aru~"
"Huh?" Gintoki was stunned for a moment and turned back to look at Kagura.
Three minutes later…
"Don't do those long-winded things," Kagura stood in front of everyone and suggested, "The person who loses will be eliminated, that's fine."
"It sounds good." A Miao clasped her hands together and praised.
"Good idea." Jiubei agreed.
"It's great to be able to watch as much as you like." Yue Yong said.
"We also agree!" All the Baihua ladies said in unison, looking at Jiang Cheng's eyes, a certain kind of flame was getting stronger and stronger.
"Wait a minute!" Gintoki shouted quickly, "In such a chaotic situation, there is no benefit at all from doing something like that!"
However, all the ladies ignored Gintoki's words and shouted at the same time: "Okay, then... let's start!!"
As soon as Yue Yong and others finished speaking, they saw Shinbaji, Kondo and Tojo three people directly fighting. At the same time, the Baihua girls on the other side pounced on Jiang, who was even an enemy of Ma (Outodomaru). become.
"Hey, why did you start without permission!" shouted Gintoki, who was standing in front of Momo.
"Well..." Maomao, who was standing on the rubber raft with his hands on his chest, said seriously, "I... want to go there..."
After looking in Shimomo's direction and seeing a group of Hyakuka members and Outer Maruhou who were all fighting with Jiangcheng with ferocious expressions, Gintoki replied expressionlessly: "That...that Forget it, those women... are not something you can handle, General. Their levels are too high for a junior adventurer like you. They will be killed instantly in one round. Still..."
With that said, Gintoki directly pulled up the rope on the rubber raft, gritted his teeth and used all his strength to rush towards the shore, "We must not embarrass the general again!"
At this moment, Dongcheng, who was not far behind Maomao, struggled to pull Maomao's underwear several meters away and shouted: "I won't let you escape! Young Master! Have you seen it? My heroic appearance !”
"Hey! This isn't funny at all!" Gintoki's eyes widened, veins popping out on his face. He struggled to drag the rubber raft while complaining loudly, "The general's buttocks are about to be crushed! It's dangerous! , It’s going to be naked, it’s going to be naked! Pull it up! Pull your underwear up! Young general!”
Hearing the sound, Maomao pulled both sides of his underwear to his shoulders, as if he was wearing... some kind of women's one-piece high-cut swimsuit.
"Where are you going to take me?!" Gintoki's whole body felt bad and his voice became hoarse. "This is already a loss, right? Even if you haven't lost, it's still a loss, right? As a human being."
As soon as Gintoki finished speaking, Shinpachi and Kondo also grabbed one side of Shimomo's underwear, forming a triangle with Tojo, and pulled Shimomo's underwear several meters away.
The three of them refused to give in to each other and tightly tugged on the corner of the underwear they grabbed in their hands. Because of the relationship between the three of them, the mosaic of Mao Mao was completely exposed.
"I said, please spare him!" Gintoki shouted frantically, "Stop pulling this off!"
"Shin Bachi-kun, even if he is my brother-in-law, I will not let him go!" Kondo opened his bloodshot eyes and shouted through gritted teeth.
"What on earth are you doing! These guys!" Gintoki complained in a broken voice.
"Who is your brother-in-law!" Xinbajiu argued without thinking, "Even if it's a gorilla... I won't lose!"
"Why are you so serious about grabbing an uncle's underwear?" Gintoki complained crazily.
"We must not lose!" Kondo used all his strength and shouted through gritted teeth, "I carry Miss A Miao's responsibility on my shoulders..."
"You are burdened with girls' dreams of being exposed!!" Kondo, Shinpachi, and Dongcheng shouted at the same time.
Gintoki looked at Miao, Kubei and Kagura who were playing volleyball in the shallow water area as if no one else was around, and then looked at Jiang Cheng who was still being besieged by a group of Hyakuka girls and was exhausted. Crazy complaints: "No one is interested in your exposure! The girls are having fun playing beach volleyball! The only ones here who are interested in men's exposure are those tigresses! And they feel... It’s not you who are interested! It’s that idiot OTAKU!”
Then, Gintoki turned his attention to Maomao, who was in a state of separation from his underwear and his body, with his mosaic parts completely exposed. "By the way, can this still be called wearing underwear? Can this still be worn? Can this still be called underwear? Is it? Because it’s underwear, so I’m ashamed!”
Taking advantage of Gintoki's speech, Shimomo walked ashore like a normal person, walked straight to the vending machine against the wall, inserted coins and pressed the button for the canned coffee.
"I actually went to buy canned coffee!" Gintoki's expression gradually changed from surprise to horror, "I had my underwear pulled down, and I almost went to buy canned coffee!"
Looking at Momo who picked up the can of coffee and sat leisurely drinking coffee on his torn underwear with his legs crossed as if sitting on a hammock, Kondo opened his eyes wide and exclaimed, " Impossible! They don’t even take our strength seriously!”
"Who is that man?" Xin Baji and others were surprised at the same time.
At this time, Maomao put down the can of coffee he had finished drinking, took a few steps back like a slingshot to recharge, then showed a very serious expression, stood up and jumped up, crossed his hands on his chest, and faced the new The three of them rushed over.
At the same time, Jiang Cheng, who was still tired of dealing with all the Baihua girls, raised his eyes and glanced in the direction of Xin Baji and the others, and then slightly raised the corners of his mouth.
"We...it's time to finish here."
After Jiang Cheng said something softly, he directly took the arm of the nearest Waidōmaru and threw him away more than ten meters away.
Immediately afterwards, the Baihua girls surrounding Jiang Cheng were horrified to find that Jiang Cheng... disappeared in front of everyone!
Just when a group of Baihua girls were looking for Jiang Cheng's figure, Jiang Cheng's voice came from behind the Baihua girls.
"The victory or defeat has been decided."
"Jiang Cheng sama!" All the Baihua girls turned around following the voice and saw Jiang Cheng standing on the shore, looking at everyone with a squinted smile.
Immediately afterwards, both the Baihua ladies here and Xinbaji and others over there heard the sound of clothes being torn off at the same time.
However... there is a slight difference. What Shinbaji and others were torn to pieces by Maomao was their swimming trunks, while what Miss Baihua was torn to pieces by Jiang Cheng was... their masks and the white headbands tied on their heads.
"You don't have to cover that face all the time," Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and said with a smile, "Just walk out into the sunshine with dignity."
"But..." All the Baihua ladies covered the scars on their faces, lowered their heads and said weakly, "Scars can scare people..."
"The scars on the face... are actually not that important, as long as there are no scars in the heart." Jiang Cheng continued with a smile, "Besides, everyone is very beautiful ~ no matter the face, no matter the heart. That's what I think. .”
In an instant, the faces of all the Baihua ladies turned red, and then they rushed toward Jiang Cheng at the same time.
"I love you! Jiang Chengsama!"×n
At this time, Maomao, who had taken off his swimming cap and goggles and was being bowed down by the three new eight-year-olds, looked at Jiang Cheng, who was cheered and surrounded by a group of Baihua girls, and sighed softly, "I …It’s still far inferior to that man…”
Saying that, Maomao looked at Gintoki again, "I really caused trouble to you. The swimming pool is really an interesting place. Thank you for giving me a wonderful summer vacation. I can come back to play again next summer..."
Before he could finish speaking, Maomao was suddenly knocked out by Gui and Elizabeth who were sliding down the slide at high speed on their lubricated surfboards.
Gui, who landed safely, did not pay attention to Maomao, who was floating on the water with his underwear on. He hugged the surfboard and shouted to Jiang Cheng, who was still surrounded by a group of Baihua girls: "This slippery thing is really Not bad, he is indeed the hidden trump card of our organization! Hahahaha! Maybe we can defeat the shogunate with words like this! Yossi, once again! Elizabeth!"
After looking at Gui and Elizabeth who were walking away, Gintoki looked at Mao Mao floating on the water. After being silent for a while, he narrowed his eyes and said expressionlessly:
"That's enough..."
At this time, Yue Yong stood beside the Baihua members on the bank of the swimming pool, with his back to the swimming pool, one hand folded across his chest, and the other hand gently holding the cigarette rod. He looked at Jiang Cheng, who was smiling with squinting eyes in front of him, and sighed softly. He said: "What an incredible man..."
But as soon as she finished speaking, Yue Yong suddenly heard the sound of clothes tearing. She was stunned for a moment and looked down at the upper body swimsuit that was slowly falling off for some reason. Then she raised her head and looked at the people in front of her. Jiang Cheng tried his best not to look at him.
The air is frozen...
…
At dusk, Jiang Cheng and others were on their way back to Yoshihara.
"Well, you really don't blame me!" Jiang Cheng, who had no good place in his body, said to Yue Yong, whose face was already red. "You were the one who stood by everyone's side at that time! Just when I ripped everyone off When I was wearing a mask! I didn’t even notice that you were there at that time! You can only blame yourself if you want to blame! But having said that, at that time, the feeling of having a mask did not feel right, and it turned out to be the straps of a swimsuit. …”
"Shut up!" Yue Yong took out several kunai from his arms, blushed and stabbed Jiang Cheng's head hard.
"Jiang Cheng sama!" Baihua girls, all without masks, rushed to Jiang Cheng instantly and helped him up.
"And, after all, I didn't see anything at all!" Jiang Cheng got up and argued angrily with his eyes rolled.
"Really...really?" Yue Yong, whose mosquito-repellent eyes have not completely disappeared, asked intermittently.
"Yeah! I didn't see it at all!" Jiang Cheng nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
Hearing the sound, Yue Yong breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time, she felt a hint of disappointment in her heart.
"At that time, Jiangcheng-sama clearly said "90 points" in a low voice. "A young lady from Baihua raised her hand and said.
"Yes, I heard it too."
"I heard it too,"
"And I…"
…
Listening to the words of the Baihua ladies, Yue Yong's forehead turned black, and several veins popped up on her face. Then she took out several kunai from her arms without any hesitation.
"Hey! You did it on purpose, right?" Jiang Cheng shouted to the Baihua ladies on the side.
Yue Yong: "Wash inside!!"
"Ah!!" Jiang Cheng screamed.
…
"Brother Jiang Cheng, sister Yue Yong, I have been training alone in the dojo all afternoon today!" Haruta, who happened to meet Jiang Cheng and others at the gate of Yoshihara, grinned and gave a thumbs up to the blushing girl. Yue Yong and Jiang Cheng, who had lost a lot of blood and was supported by a group of Baihua ladies, shouted, "But then again, where did everyone go? Why does Brother Jiang Cheng look so weak? What happened?"
"The swimming pool... is really a dangerous place." Jiang Cheng said weakly.
After being silent for a long time, Haruta raised his aggrieved little face, pouted, and tears of grievance loomed in the corners of his eyes.
"Why-?!"
(Pool chapter, end.)
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