Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 570: Men always don’t understand why women are angry!

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One night, Yoshihara.

"Hey! Stop it! You stinky woman!" Jiang Cheng pulled out the kunai tied on his forehead and roared at Yue Yong, who was leaning against the door like nothing happened, with blank eyes, "You haven't been there lately. Is it?! Why do you keep pricking me! My head hurts!"

"Indeed, Sister Yue Yong has stabbed Brother Jiang Cheng too many times recently," Qingta on the side nodded and said, "Brother Jiang Cheng always gets stabbed even if he doesn't do anything."

"Recently, there have been fewer and fewer troublesome customers making trouble in Yoshiwara..." Yue Yong explained calmly, "The technique of throwing kunai is a bit rusty, so I can only find a target to practice for a while."

"Kill you, you stinky woman." Jiang Cheng's forehead suddenly popped up with twitching veins, and he gritted his teeth and replied word by word, "If you want to practice, go to the training ground with me! There are many targets. Bar!"

"There is a difference between a real person and a target." Yue Yong turned away and hummed, "Your head is just right, and it will be cured soon anyway."

"I can't bear it anymore! I will definitely end it with you this time!" After saying this, Jiang Cheng stood up and rushed towards Yue Yong.

But before Jiang Cheng could start, with the sound of swishing kunai and the sound of kunai piercing into the human body, Jiang Cheng, who was covered in kunai, rolled his eyes and fell backwards.

"Brother Jiangcheng, you still have nothing to do with Sister Yueyong as always..." Haruta knelt down, complained silently, and began to pull out the kunai one after another on Jiangcheng's body.

On the side, Nilun, who was sitting in a wheelchair with his eyes squinting and smiling, suddenly said: "Speaking of which, this situation started after I went to the swimming pool last time. Did Jiang Chengsang do it in the swimming pool? Did something make Yueyue angry?"

When she heard the word "pool", Yue Yong's face instantly turned red and she turned her face away.

"Swimming pool..." Jiang Cheng, who was resurrected on the spot, sat up, crossed his chest with one hand and held his chin with the other hand, thinking carefully. After pausing for a few seconds, he raised his head and said, "It happened a long time ago. I remember I didn’t send anything…”

Just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng was hit with two kunais on his forehead again.

"It's not over yet!" Jiang Cheng pulled out the kunai from his forehead, roared at Yue Yong with his eyes rolled, then shook his head and sighed bitterly, "By the way, you don't still care about what happened at that time, right? Aren’t you? Didn’t I tell you that I didn’t see anything? Are you too narrow-minded? Take a step back and say, even if I really saw it, it wasn’t my intention, it was clearly yours. Is that wrong? Besides, aren’t you a Yoshiwara woman? Since you are a Yoshiwara woman, it doesn’t matter if you are seen by a man, right? Moreover, didn’t you say before that you have given up your identity as a woman? Since you have given up your identity as a woman, Isn’t that just a man? So it doesn’t matter if he is seen, right? For example, fans..."

Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and fell down while holding several kunai.

"You can see it completely!!" Yue Yong, who was still in the posture of throwing kunai, roared with red face and white eyes. After saying that, she started to breathe heavily.

"Pink?!" Qingta squatted down angrily and whispered in Jiang Cheng's ear, "Brother Jiang Cheng, what on earth did you see?! Tell me! Brother Jiang Cheng!"

"No...I didn't see anything..." Jiang Cheng replied weakly.

"Stop lying! Tell me quickly!" Qingta helped Jiang Cheng up and shook Jiang Cheng's shoulders vigorously, "You mean pink, right? You definitely said it? What's behind pink? Is it pink? It's pink What?! Tell me! What on earth is it?!”

"Qingta, give you a tenth of a second to forget what this bastard just said..." Yue Yong looked down at Qingta coldly, "otherwise...I will personally help you erase the memory just now."

"No... no need, I've completely forgotten about it." Haruta responded with sweat on his face, then turned around and pushed the sun wheel and silently retreated.

At the same time as the door closed, Jiang Cheng stood up from the ground, rubbed the back of his head with a look of displeasure on his face, and said impatiently: "I know, I know, although I didn't see it, but the last incident was It was my fault, I know I was wrong, please forgive me.”

"There is no sincerity at all!" Yue Yong, whose face was still red, kicked Jiang Cheng out with her eyes white.

boom! !

"Ugh!" Jiang Cheng spit out a mouthful of old blood and smashed the wall on one side to pieces.

Then, Jiang Cheng held his stomach and gritted his teeth as he stood up unsteadily from the ruins full of wooden boards. After wiping the blood from the corner of his mouth, he smiled apologetically at Yue Yong and said, "Well, if not, I will too." How about I let you take a look once and let this matter pass? Of course, let me state in advance that I really didn’t see it! I just apologized because I couldn’t stand it!”

"Who believes it! Who else wants to see your dirty stuff!" Yue Yong complained loudly with a blushing face.

"How rude! You! I have to take a shower every day, okay!" Jiang Cheng argued loudly with his eyes rolled, then turned his face away and pouted, and continued with some embarrassment, "And I'm not the kind of person who lets people look at me casually. A man..."

"It's so disgusting!! Your look is so disgusting!!"

"Then, watch out..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng untied his kimono jacket.

"Hey! I didn't say I wanted to see it yet..." Yue Yong quickly stopped her, but before she could finish speaking, her face suddenly became expressionless.

I saw Jiang Cheng taking off his kimono jacket and white inner layer, exposing his chest and covering his face, pretending to be coy and saying, "Let's watch, but you can't take pictures. After watching, you can forget what happened last time..."

"...Who wants to look at your breasts!" After a few seconds of silence, Yue Yong rushed forward in an instant, rolling his eyes and angrily kicking Jiang Cheng's head into the floor.

"I think this is fair..." Jiang Cheng's feeble voice came from the floor, "I saw your... No, although I didn't see it, you thought I saw yours, so I gave it to you too. If you look at mine, it’s even.”

"What kind of equalization!" Yue Yong stepped on her feet hard again.

"Then what do you think we should do?!" Jiang Cheng pulled his head out of the floor, revealing his bloody forehead and shouted with white eyes.

"Give me the memory of that day and your life." Yue Yong said coldly.

Jiang Cheng:…

"Furthermore..." Yue Yong turned sideways and continued in a low voice with a straight face, "I...you didn't notice at all where I was angry..."

"Oh! I know!" Jiang Cheng knocked with his hand, shook his head and smiled softly, "That's it, that's it! That's it! If that's the case, couldn't you have said it earlier? Really, he is such a dishonest guy~"

"You...really understand?" Yue Yong turned around and looked at Jiang Cheng in surprise.

"Well, I completely understand." Jiang Cheng sighed softly, and then looked at Yue Yong seriously, "I'm sorry, Yueyue, I should have noticed it earlier."

"Anyway... in short, you... you just understand." Yue Yong turned her face away again, and continued in a low voice, "So you have to answer me properly this time, and I will accept it seriously no matter... what the result is. What are you doing? did you see…"

Before she finished speaking, Yue Yong suddenly heard the sound of changing clothes. When she turned her head and looked over, she saw Jiang Cheng, wearing beach pants, still doing one pose after another.

"Is this fair?" Jiang Cheng gave a thumbs up and winked at the same time, "After all, Yueyue, you were in a swimsuit at that time, so it's only fair that I also put on beach shorts. I'm really sorry, Yueyue. , I didn’t understand this kind of thing until now. Come on! Watch it! After reading it, forget about what happened before!”

"I should have known for a long time that you are an idiot," Yue Yong held her forehead, with a look of despair on her face, "To think that I would have expectations for a man like you, I am also an idiot..."

"What's wrong? Why don't you look?" Jiang Cheng, who was still posing one after another, asked Xiang Yueyong doubtfully, "It's a little cold, please hurry up a little bit. Ah...ah...ah sneeze!"

"Go to hell!!"

"ah!!"

Just as Jiang Cheng's screams ended, Kagura's voice suddenly came from the direction of the door.

"Uncle, I brought a guy who was beaten up here, Aru." Kagura pointed at the man with a short-sleeved sweatshirt and a strong and honest face, towards Jiang Cheng, who was still being tortured by Yue Yong. explain.

Hearing the sound, Yue Yong stopped what he was doing and Jiang Cheng, who had a bruised nose, face, and bruises all over his body, turned his head and looked over at the same time.

"Um...why do I feel like this place is like a beaten house?" The man named Iwamatsu, whom Kagura called a beaten house, complained expressionlessly.

"Being beaten up?" Jiang Cheng muttered incoherently.

“咳咳,一分钟揍到爽!”岩松挥起手中的拳击手套,笑着解释道,“人肉沙包「被揍屋岩松」就是我!Brother, would you like to use your fists to vent the resentment you have accumulated in daily life? And that lady, do you want to try it? "

"Being beaten! This is it!" Jiang Cheng's expression was filled with joy. He broke away from Kai Yueyong and ran to Yansong in an instant. "Does it really feel good to be beaten?!"

"Ah, yes." Yansong waved his hand and replied with a smile, "But it's only for one minute. If you successfully KO me, not only will the cost be free, but you will also get a luxurious gift."

"There is no need for prizes or anything like that!" After saying this, Jiang Cheng turned back to Yue Yong and shouted, "Yueyue! Anyway, if you are still angry, let's try it on this person! Vent out all the accumulated anger. That’s okay too!”

[Huh, woman? You can make a lot of money this time. A woman's soft fist never hurts no matter how hard she punches her. I'm different from this thin man who was beaten all over by a woman. I'm a former professional boxer! That kind of fist has no effect at all on me, a former professional player!] Yansong was secretly happy.

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Today's chapter is a bit confusing.

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