"My love for you is really not in vain, Kagura-chan~" Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura with soft eyes and praised softly, "I found such a useful guy at this time."
"Hehe..." Kagura rubbed her nose, squinted her eyes and grinned.
"Wait a minute, I haven't agreed yet." Yue Yong walked over, crossed her chest with one hand, and lightly held the cigarette rod with the other hand. She glanced at Yansong in front of her lightly, "Can such a man... really be replaced? It looks too rough."
"Miss, don't underestimate it..." Yansong showed a very honest smile on his face and shook his head gently. However, before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Jiang Cheng standing beside him.
"What are you talking about? Yueyue?" Jiang Cheng spread his hands, shook his head and sighed, "No matter how you look at it, it is a good substitute. In short, let's use this guy to relieve our anger today! No money is needed. Don’t worry! Leave it all to me!”
Listening to Jiang Cheng's words, Yue Yong pinched her chin and began to think.
At this time, Jiang Cheng put his arms around Yansong's shoulders in a very familiar manner, leaned into his ear, and asked softly: "By the way, can your job be paid on a monthly basis? Year-on-year basis is also acceptable. If so, in the future, Just stay in Yoshiwara..."
[Big...big customer! ! ] Iwamatsu was overjoyed, and then showed a face of gratitude to Kagura, [Although today I met the silver-haired man with natural curly hair and sunglasses who fell into the dark abyss, as well as strange terrorists and the irritating police, but... finally... finally I got a normal job! Very good! !]
"When you asked for pocket money yesterday, didn't you say you had no money, Al?" Kagura narrowed her beady eyes and looked at Jiang Cheng with disdain, "Are you lying to me, Al?"
"As for the money, it is indeed gone this month, but now I have a high-priced substitute..." Jiang Cheng nodded and replied, then picked up a machine from the side that had just been affected by Yue Yong and himself. A broken Famicom and an FC cassette with "Contra" written on it, "How is it?!"
"Is it just a broken Famicom and an FC cassette?! Is the story finally here?! After "Swallowing the World" and "The Adventures of Monkey King", it's the turn of the more classic "Contra" ? ! Yansong complained wildly, "What's next?" The next one should be "Super Mario"! And... the name "Xiao Meng" is written on both the red and white machine and the cassette! Are these yours again? ! Xiao Meng! ! "
"Ah haha, I suddenly want to play some older shooting games recently." Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and laughed.
"Who cares!!"
Jiang Cheng coughed twice, then showed a completely serious expression, and reprimanded seriously: "Stupid modern people! Do you think such things have no value at all?! No! Although it is indeed the era of Famicom and FC It has indeed passed, but there are people like me who suddenly feel nostalgic at any time! So the Famicom and FC will last forever... "
"Shut up! I don't want to hear this kind of hidden lines at all!" Yansong complained angrily, and then pointed at the red and white machine in Jiang Cheng's hand, "By the way, that red and white machine is broken, right? ? It was completely broken! What happened to borrowing other people’s things and then breaking your heads! Don’t you feel guilty at all?!”
(PS: In the Japanese version of Contra 1, after clearing the level, when the scroll at the end screen starts (the helicopter flies away from the island), press and hold the select key and the start key to see the hidden telegram: "Stupid people on earth. , do you think that this way, all "Red Eagles" will be exterminated? Although our frontline base on Earth is gone, the work of making up for it has been completed long ago. We "Red Eagles" will last forever...")
"Don't worry about such trivial matters~" Jiang Cheng shrugged indifferently, and then forced the broken red and white machine and the cassette into Yansong's arms at the same time, while giving a thumbs up and squeezing He rubbed his eyes and said, "Please give me more advice from now on! By the way, the secret book of thirty lives is..."
"I know! Only one person knows that kind of secret book!" Yansong shouted with spittle, "And that kind of thing is not important at all! I didn't ask for it at all! By the way, it belongs to Xiaomeng! I will borrow it What do you think about giving things away to others?! Apologize to me... No, no, apologize to Xiaomeng! You guy!"
"Yueyue, it's OK." Jiang Cheng, who completely ignored Yansong's complaints, made an OK gesture to Yueyong, who was still holding his chin in thought.
"Have you even listened to what people are saying?!" Yansong shouted in a frantic manner.
"Then... let me give it a try." Yue Yong nodded lightly, then picked up a bottle of shochu he took out from nowhere and drank it.
"That's great," Kagura took advantage of Yueyong's drinking break and turned around to Iwamatsu and said, "Today, your beaten house finally opened for business, and you also received your reward."
"Can this kind of thing really be called a reward?" Yansong looked at the broken red and white machine and cassette in his hand, and complained silently.
But then, Yansong shook his head gently, and at the same time chuckled with some relief, "Well, forget it, in this case it can be considered open today."
But just after he finished speaking, Yansong suddenly noticed something was wrong, or in other words, he felt an ominous aura from Yue Yong who threw away the bottle in front of him and lowered his head while burping.
"Wait..." Just as Yansong was about to say something, he was punched in the face by Yue Yong, who was drunk and laughing.
"Ugh!" Yansong wailed and was knocked several meters away by the punch.
At the same time, Jiang Cheng and Kagura, who noticed that the situation was a bit unexpected, silently took two steps back towards the door and closed the door.
A minute later, after listening to the screams in the room, Yue Yong's laughter and the roaring sounds subsided, Jiang Chengcai, who was half-crouching, carefully opened the sliding door of the room, leaned against the crack in the door and tried to open it. He glanced sexually towards the room.
"What's wrong? Do you want to play a game too?" Yue Yong stood in front of the door, looking down at Jiang Cheng with half-closed eyes and belching wine.
"No... no need." Jiang Cheng responded with sweat pouring down his face.
"Too late!!" Yue Yong reached out and stabbed through the sliding door, grabbed Jiang Cheng's hair and pulled him into the house.
"It hurts, it hurts!" Tears loomed in the corners of Jiang Cheng's eyes.
Five minutes later, Kagura, with a bruised nose and swollen face, rolled his eyes, and Iwamatsu, who was obviously unconscious, stood at the door with squinted beady eyes, laughing at Jiang Cheng, who was still suffering, and Jiang Cheng, who was still torturing Jiang Cheng. Yueyong said: "Let's go, Aluyo, uncle, and Yueyue."
"Oh, bye...bye." Jiang Cheng, who was locked by Yue Yong's locking technique, responded feebly, "Be careful when you go back...it hurts! My waist...my waist is about to break! Ah! "
Looking at the scene in front of him, Kagura was silent for a while, then gently closed the sliding door, dragged Iwasatsu's legs, and turned to leave.
…
Late at night, in Jiang Cheng's room, Jiang Cheng, whose clothes were in tatters and was lying on the floor being tortured by Yue Yong, suddenly sat up and moved his shoulders and neck a little.
After shaking his head helplessly, Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong, who was sleeping on the ground holding a wine bottle. The crimson on her face had not completely faded due to drunkenness, and whispered softly: "This way If so, maybe the anger will be gone..."
With that said, Jiang Cheng stood up and came to Yue Yong's side, effortlessly picked her up in a princess hug, then turned around and walked towards the door.
After sending Yue Yong to her room, Jiang Cheng covered her with a quilt, turned around and left Yue Yong's room unhurriedly.
It wasn't until Jiang Cheng gently closed the door that Yue Yong slowly opened her eyes, turned her head to look in the direction of the door, and murmured softly: "What an idiot man..."
The next day, early morning, breakfast time.
Looking at Yue Yong and Jiang Cheng who were still noisy at the dining table, Qingta complained silently, "It's no different from yesterday..."
Ri Lun on the side just smiled and shook his head, then looked at Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong who were still arguing, and sighed softly, "Yes, there has been no change at all..."
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[Chapter two! It seems to have ended too soon, so let’s start the next chapter of the story!]
One day, at night, Kagura was walking side by side on the street with street lights, holding a wooden basin and Gintoki, who was also holding toiletries.
"You may have forgotten~" Kagura, who was tied with twin tails, hummed softly with her eyes closed as she walked, "Using the red handkerchief as a scarf~ The two of them walked into the street bathhouse together~"
(ps: Kagura hums the classic folk song "Kanda River")
"Hey, do you want to be thrown into the Kanda River?" Gintoki, who was a little impatient, said angrily, "The guy who choked on the water and went crazy and destroyed the bathroom, please be quiet."
As soon as Gintoki finished speaking, the two of them had already arrived in front of the bathhouse with the slogan "Oedo Sento" hanging on it. Then they opened the door at the same time and walked in.
"It's 200 yuan for adults and 100 yuan for children." Standing at the counter, the kind old lady with almost all her teeth said to the two people in front of her.
"Don't treat me like a child," Kagura argued loudly, "I'm already a slim girl, why don't you charge me an extra 100 yuan!"
"Don't say unnecessary words," said Gintoki, who was standing in front of the male soup, and took out two 100-yuan coins and placed them in front of the old lady. "Ba-san, I'm still a boy at heart, so we Let’s charge a total of 200 yuan for both of them.”
After saying that, Gintoki bent down and opened the curtain of the men's bath, and at the same time opened the sliding door of the men's bath.
"Gin-chan," Kagura supported the counter, tilted her little head and said pitifully towards Gintoki, "Gin-chan, give me another 100 yuan. I want to drink coffee milk Aru after taking a bath."
(End of chapter)