"Go drink the bath water in the bathhouse, you brat." Gintoki responded without looking back.
While snorting, Kagura pouted her little mouth angrily.
…
After closing the sliding door, Gintoki came to the men's bath changing room. The first thing he saw was Shinpachi taking off his underwear.
"Hey? Gin-san, why are you here?" Shinpachi, who stopped what he was doing when he saw Gintoki coming in, took off half of his underwear and exposed half of his butt, asked Gintoki doubtfully.
"Don't let readers imagine these dirty things early in the morning." Gintoki reminded him helplessly, "You must know that most of our readers are teenagers. When they wake up in the morning, they usually [beep-], If your relationship creates a psychological shadow on them and makes them unable to get up again, the few readers may become fewer and fewer. But then again, why are you here?"
"After watching the hot spring special on TV, my sister said she wanted to take a bath in a big bathhouse." Shinpachi explained.
"Really, then why don't you just throw her into the puddle? You thought I could enjoy a private tour, but I really can't stand you."
"I can't stand you guys. Anyway, have you ever thought about spying on girls taking a bath or something?" Shinpachi retorted.
"I won't do anything like Chen Meiling and make enemies on all sides."
(Note: Chen Meiling, originally from Hong Kong, later went to Japan to develop her acting career, and later served as an ambassador for the United Nations Children's Fund. She fully promoted the spirit of hard work and aimed to oppose the production and spread of children's eroge culture. In the eyes of Japanese otakus, she is a public enemy. )
After putting the clothes in a separate storage closet, Gintoki, wrapped in a towel, held a wooden basin with one hand and accompanied Shinpachi to the bathing area separated by a fogged glass door.
Shinpachi had just opened the sliding door, and what he saw was Kondo, who was squatting half-crouched, wearing a safety helmet and wearing only a towel, holding an electric drill, and was working on drilling through the wall that was only separated from the female bath.
"Ah, I'm so sorry," Kondo said without looking back when he heard the sound of the door being opened, "There is a construction attack here right now. Can I go to another bathhouse?"
A minute later, looking at Kondo who was lying on the ground and still screaming as the expressionless Shinpachi drilled his buttocks with an electric drill, Gintoki said expressionlessly: "Hey, you big guy Where do the orangutans burrow?”
What Gintoki didn't know was that in the women's bath, Kagura and Miao, who were wearing bath towels and opening the door, were looking at them with expressionless faces while holding shovels, working feverishly to dig out the path leading to the men's bath. All the authentic Baihua ladies.
"Ah~" A Miao covered her mouth and said in surprise to Yue Yong who was soaking in the pool, "Miss Yue Yong is here too..."
"Oh! Yueyue!" Kagura shouted in surprise.
"The water supply in Yoshihara is out tonight." Yue Yong explained.
…
On the other side, in the male soup.
"I don't want to take a bath with this guy. I always feel like I might catch some disease."
As soon as Gintoki finished speaking, Shizuo, who was sitting in the adult hot tub with a towel on his head, said, "You're the one who's sick, right?"
Immediately afterwards, Fourteen pointed to the heated pool on the side, "You can go and soak in the children's heated pool over there, it's very suitable for you."
At this time, Sougo, who was soaking in the hot water pool, said, "As expected of Hijikata-san, he loves hot baths like an Edo person."
"Oh! It's not enough! Add more hot water to me!"
"Here!" Sougo held the box of fried noodles and poured the soup into the adult hot water pool very naturally.
"Hey! Where are you pouring the fried noodles soup, you bastard!" Fourteen shouted angrily with blue veins and white eyes.
"It's a rare trip, so why don't you wash the underwear you came with? It will also save you the laundry fee." Gintoki naturally rubbed his pink shorts with strawberries painted all over them in the adult hot water pool.
"You guys! This is not the Ganges River!" Fourteen added another vein on his face.
"After all, Hijikata-san, if you really like to take a hot bath," Sougo said, pointing to a hot pool filled with steam that was clearly a cold pool at the other end but had been drained for some reason. , soaked in the water, lying on the edge of the pool, drooling and snoring Jiang Cheng, "Wouldn't it be better to go over there? Yoshiwara's boss seems to be very comfortable."
Looking at the steaming scalding pool with mist, Fourteen retorted, "Only guys like that like to be so scalding! Ordinary people would be scalded if they went in! By the way, wasn't that originally a cold pool?! Why did it become like that? Ah! Did that bastard do it?! Did that bastard drain all the cold water?!"
"Really, what happened today? Why did all the idiots in Edo run to the bathhouse?" Gintoki complained while naturally picking up the Coke placed next to Jiang Cheng's head, "Is it Coke again? ?How much does this guy like to drink Coke? Of course it’s strawberry milk when taking a bath, strawberry milk!”
"Who is the idiot! You bastard!" Fourteen rolled his eyes and cursed.
"Yin Sang, you said that, why don't you just pick it up and drink it?" Shinbaji complained expressionlessly.
"Why don't you stop quickly!" Kondo, who was soaking in the adult hot water pool, folded his hands and closed his eyes with a serious look on his face, "We are here to take a bath. If you cause trouble, all of you will get out! Only Miss A Miao is left here. That’s good!”
After drinking the Coke, Gintoki threw the Coke can into the trash can. He burped and said, "You're not here to take a bath at all. If you want to take a bath, just jump into the washing machine. Here But I can’t wash away the stubborn stains on you people.”
"What are you talking about!" Kondo said in an instant, "Be careful, I'll use Sassoon to wash your hair so it feels fresh!"
"Huh?!" Gintoki replied without thinking, "Do you want me to use Si Beiqi to take care of your butt hair?!"
"Get out! This place has been occupied by our Sassoon faction!"
"Just right! Just go ahead! Let me show you how powerful Si Beiqi is!"
As soon as Gintoki finished speaking, the sliding door behind him was pushed open, and at the same time a child's voice sounded.
"Oh! Is this a bathhouse? It's so spacious. I almost want to swim!"
Gintoki, who was furious, turned around and said without any hesitation, "Ah?! Swimming?! This is not a swimming pool!"
At the same time, Kondo stood up, pointed at the brat who had just walked in, and said angrily: "Anyone outside the Sassoon faction, get out of here! Brat! This place has been taken over by us!"
"Huh? The venue is reserved?" The little guy with green skin, thick black hair on his legs, and two pointed horns on the top of his head, with his glowing red eyes accentuating his ferocious face even more like a devil, was confused. Di asked, "No way? I obviously heard that the bathhouse is for everyone to use."
At this time, Xin Baji, who noticed the appearance of the visitor, unconsciously shed a few drops of cold sweat on his face, "Yin... Yin Sang, that... that is..."
"Dad, those people said the bathhouse was booked." The little guy turned back to look in the direction of the door, pointed at Gintoki and the others and said.
"What are you talking about? That's strange. I heard that the bathhouse is a public bathhouse. Brother, it seems to be reserved."
"No way, how is that possible? Brother, you said anyone can come in, right? Brother Saburo?"
"No, no, don't ask me, right? Brother Erlang?"
"Dad, where is the eldest brother?"
"How would I know?"
"Hey, what is everyone doing?"
"Ah, it's big brother!"
At this time, Gintoki and the others looked at the Fei Nulu family who appeared at the door. They all broke out in cold sweat and their pupils began to tremble unconsciously.
"Eh? Isn't this Wanshiwusan?" Pinulu, who was holding the wooden basin, looked at Gintoki and said, then pointed at himself, "Long time no see. It's me, the Pinulu next door."
Looking at the Pi Nu Lu family standing at the door, Gintoki twitched the corners of his eyes and collapsed in his heart: [Far... Pi Nu Lu... has multiplied! !]
"Well, I heard that this place is reserved..." Another strong and ferocious-looking "Pit Nu Lu" standing on one side said to Gintoki and the others.
"We...can't come in?" Another "Pi Nu Lu" pointed at himself and asked with some uncertainty.
At this time, Gintoki and others reacted and jumped into the children's pool at the same time without any hesitation, and at the same time made a gesture of invitation and pointed to the adult pool aside.
"Welcome! Please take your time and enjoy!" ×4 (Gintoki, Shinpachi, Kondo, Shishita)
"Great!" The youngest one, "Pit Nu Lu", or should be called Wu Lang, cheered instantly.
"I'm really sorry, I seem to have caused trouble to you." Pi Nu Lu said with some embarrassment.
"Hey! What's going on with the Addams Family?" Kondo asked Gintoki and Shinpachi in a low voice with black lines in the corners of his eyes and sweat on his face, "Are they an acquaintance of yours?"
Holding their shoulders, with black lines at the corners of their eyes, and shivering with sweat on their faces, Gintoki and Shinpachi both opened their mouths to defend at the same time: "No... we don't know each other! We don't know those people at all!"
At this time, Pi Nulu, who was opening the faucet in the back-rubbing area to collect water, explained to himself: "Really, a family came to the city from the countryside and said they wanted to see places with Edo characteristics. I I took them to the sento (bathhouse).”
[Bring...bring them to fight? !] Gintoki and others thought at the same time with their mouths half open.
(Battle has the same pronunciation as sento.)
"Because on our planet there is no custom of everyone taking a bath together," Fui Nulu poured a basin of cold water on himself and continued, minding his own business, "It's great that everyone took off their clothes and were honest with each other."
[Take off... take off all your clothes and fight each other, are you invincible? !]Gintoki and the others are even worse.
"How...how could this happen!" Gintoki said in a low voice, "This...are these guys finally serious about invading the earth?!"
"You...you said you invaded the earth? How is that possible!" Fourteen whispered back with sweat on his face.
"The first step is to capture this bathhouse, those monsters." Sougo analyzed.
"Now is not the time to argue about the Sassoon faction or the Spadee faction, we have to inform the others quickly!" Kondo's expression gradually became serious, "Escape from here while they enter the adult bath!"
(End of chapter)