However, what happened next was far beyond the expectations of Gintoki and the others. After the Pinu Lu family had splashed water on them, they got up and naturally entered the children's pool, surrounding Gintoki and the others. .
"Oh, the water temperature is just right~" Pi Nu Lu sighed with emotion.
[So...everyone has entered the children's bath! !] Gintoki and Kondo opened their mouths wide, sweating profusely, and thought of collapse at the same time.
…
Gintoki and the others were leaning together, their expressionless faces were full of black lines, and they were trembling as they looked at the Feinu Lu family who surrounded them and others.
[Huh? Why...why? Why? Why do you want to go to the children's pool even though you are so big?] Gintoki thought tremblingly, then pointed to the adult bath next to him with trembling fingers, and cautiously reminded: "Well... well, the adult pool over there is warmer and more comfortable."
"No, actually our species can't soak in hot water, we can only take a shower." Pi Nu Lu explained, and then pointed to the steam-filled scalding pool across the adult hot pool, "I originally wanted to go to the cold pool. But for some reason it turned into a scalding pool, but it doesn’t matter because it’s so narrow over there.”
[What a mistake! ] Gintoki was a little crazy and thought to himself, [If I had known, I should have gone to the adult bath! And...is there another reason for that idiot? ! Is it because he turned a cold pool into a scalding pool? ! Hello! forgive me! Already completely surrounded! It's like a passerby surrounded by a group of tattooed gangsters!]
[Oops! It's staring at us! Keep an eye on us! ] Kondo tugged at the corners of his mouth and thought to himself as the black lines in the corners of his eyes trembled.
[What should I do! I can't get out at all! ] Fourteen with the same expression joined the voice channel.
"Dad, how is the water temperature?" Pi Nu Lu asked his father, who was leaning on the side of the bathtub. He was wearing thick bottle-bottom reading glasses. His figure was slightly thin, his skin was obviously loose, and the green color on his body was obviously dull. An old Dajini star.
"It's a bit hot. Do people in Edo like to soak in this kind of water temperature?" Pi Nulu's father said, "I really want to soak in that kind of cold water that makes my whole body tense."
"Because dad is an authentic Dajini star." Pi Nu Lu replied with a smile. Of course, although he was indeed laughing, in the eyes of Gintoki and others, it was more terrifying than when he was not smiling. Then Pi Nu Lu tried He checked the water temperature, "But the water temperature is indeed a bit hot."
"Well... we also feel a little hot," Xin Baji quickly reached for the cold water faucet on the side and asked politely, "Would you like some cold water?"
"Ah, it's okay, it's okay, please don't mind." Pi Nu Lu quickly waved his hand and replied, then raised a huge crystal clear ice cube like an iceberg, "I knew it would be like this, so I brought the iceberg with me. coming."
Looking at Pi Nu Lu holding the iceberg, Xin Baji felt bad.
Two minutes later…
"As expected of Brother Pinu Lu, you are so well prepared."
"Sure enough, ice water like this is the most comfortable."
Several of Pi Nu Lu's brothers praised him one after another.
"That's all, it really feels good!" Kondo, who was soaking in the ice water, lowered his head, folded his arms, and trembled, his voice also trembled.
[How cold is the water to soak in? We are not seals...] Gintoki, whose nose had begun to run down, crossed his arms and couldn't stop shivering.
[My lips are turning purple! It's freezing to death! If we continue like this, we will freeze to death!]Kondo's body trembling became larger and larger, and the frequency became higher and higher.
[Hello! Who can quickly say "I want to go out"! ] Gintoki shivered, curled up his neck and turned his head to look at Shinpachi and others.
[Never! ] Xin Baji refused without any hesitation in the voice channel, [If I said that, wouldn't it make it seem like I hate ice water?]
"It's not good, I feel like I'm starting to feel sleepy..." Sougo lowered his head and said softly with drooped eyelids,
"Don't sleep! If you fall asleep, you won't wake up!" Fourteen quickly reminded him.
"Dad, are you ready to go out?" The youngest Goro stood up and turned around to step out of the bath.
[Very good! Children don’t like to soak in water for too long, so let’s take this opportunity to do it together...] Gintoki felt happy.
"That's not okay!" Pi Nu Lu shouted very seriously, and at the same time gave an uppercut.
"Yeah, yeah, this is not the right way to educate children~" Jiang Cheng smiled and calmly blocked Pi Nu Lu's fist, "Pi Nu Lu Sang."
"Ah? Yoshihara-san, I obviously didn't see you before..." Pi Nu Lu retracted his fist.
"Ah, I was in the cold pool over there before. The scalding pool." Jiang Cheng pointed to the scalding pool that was completely covered in steam, narrowed his eyes and explained with a smile.
"Oh, so that's it." Pi Nu Lu laughed a few times, "But it's a coincidence that I met you here."
"It happened that the water supply at home was cut off, so I came out. But speaking of which, are you taking a bath with your family?"
"Yes, my family came to the city from the countryside and said they wanted to see places with Edo characteristics, so I took them to Sento."
At this time, looking at Jiang Cheng and Pi Nu Lu talking and laughing on the side, Xin Baji looked happy, and then winked at Jiang Cheng crazily.
[Jiang Chengsang! Help us! You are the only one who can save us now!]
[Jiang Cheng! faster! Whatever you do now is fine! Get us out quickly!]
[Hello! Yoshihara’s! We are almost dying!]
[Boss, please! Come and liberate us!]
After secretly making an OK gesture to Gintoki and the others and squeezing his eyes, Jiang Cheng looked at the Pi Nu Lu family in front of him, pinched his chin and thought, and said, "So that's it. Let's take the family to experience Jiang Cheng." It’s a place that’s unique to Edo. Well, I’m fine, I just finished taking a bath, so I can show you a little bit about the special items in the Edo bathhouse!”
"Really?!" Pi Nu Lu said in surprise.
Jiang Cheng nodded lightly, then looked down at Wulang who was still in the bath, "Ah, yes, by the way, I can let you learn how to educate children in an entertaining way."
"Educating through entertainment?" Pi Nu Lu asked in confusion, "What do you mean? We Tujini people are better at using violence when educating our children."
"No! It's completely wrong!" Jiang Cheng put his hands on his chest and made a big cross, "That kind of education method is completely wrong! It's normal for children not to like taking baths for a long time, but at this time You can’t rely entirely on violence, you should use other methods to make children like bathing!”
"It sounds very reasonable..."
"Kid, do you like playing games?" Jiang Cheng lowered his head and asked Xiang Wulang.
"Yeah! I like it the most!" Wulang replied.
"Then, today I want you to experience the game that Edo people played in the bathhouse! It's definitely fun!" Jiang Cheng winked, "And there's also a prize ~ cool iced Coke ~"
"Really?!" Wulang cheered instantly.
"There's no need for prizes or anything like that," Pi Nu Lu quickly said with a smile, "Thank you very much for showing us the special items in the Edo bathhouse."
"It doesn't matter, it's just a can of Coke. Moreover, there are not only rewards, but also a small punishment if you fail~"
"It feels very interesting, brother."
"Yes, brother."
"Come on, let's see it!"
"Hahaha, Edo people are really interesting!"
"Since everyone says so, then please let us see it, Yoshihara-san." Pi Nu Lu said politely to Jiang Cheng.
"Anyway, it's a very interesting question," Jiang Cheng lowered his head and explained to Wu Lang, "There are five questions in total. If you answer one correctly, you win, okay?"
"Okay!" Wulang raised his fist and responded excitedly.
"Then "Fighting for Icy Coke, Edo Sento Questions and Answers!" Start now! "Jiang Cheng raised his fist and shouted.
Pi Nu Lu and others applauded enthusiastically.
[You guys please cooperate with me a little bit,] Jiang Cheng raised his eyes and glanced at Gintoki and the others who were trembling with their arms folded, [If you cooperate, something good will happen~]
Gintoki and the others looked at each other, and then everyone nodded towards Jiang Cheng with serious expressions.
"So, little kid, please tell us how you feel now." Jiang Cheng held up the microphone he found from somewhere and lowered his head to ask Wulang, who looked excited.
"Very happy!"
"Are you nervous?" Jiang Cheng asked again.
"A little bit!"
"Indeed, if you answer the right questions, you can enjoy ice-cold Coke after taking a shower. I'm sure I'm nervous." Jiang Cheng nodded, and then pointed at the position of Gintoki and the others who had already accepted the order and entered the water. "Then we'll see. First question! Whose is it?"
"Well..." Wulang pinched his chin and began to think hard. After a few seconds, he replied uncertainly, "It's the uncle who looks like an orangutan."
"Wulang's answer is orangutan!" Jiang Cheng said again, "Then, announce the correct answer! The correct answer is..."
puff! Shinpachi stood up shivering from the water with his arms folded, and then Gintoki and the others stood up shivering.
"It's a pity, it's the new Eight Chi!"
"Wu Lang! When you answer the next question, you must observe it carefully! Think carefully!" Pi Nu Lu reminded.
"Well, I know! Brother Pinulu." Wulang nodded.
"Then second question! Who is the orangutan?" Jiang Cheng asked again, and then pointed at the five mosaic objects exposed on the water where everyone disappeared.
After Wulang thought for a long time again, he answered uncertainly, "The...most right one."
"The one on the far right? Then, announce the correct answer... The correct answer is..." Jiang Cheng said, and Gintoki and the others stood up from the water again, "The one in the middle! What a pity, Goro, you have answered two questions wrong in a row. It’s a question.”
"Wu Lang! Observe carefully again!" Pi Nu Lu reminded.
"I see!"
"Then, the third question is a very simple question." As he spoke, Jiang Cheng pointed to a lonely small mosaic on the water again, "Which country is this gentleman from? A: Japanese, B: Natural volume Starman, C: Orangutan Starman, D: Mayonnaise Starman, E: Shaking S Starman, F: Glasses Starman!”
"Which country is it..." Wulang pondered again.
"You have to observe carefully! Goro!"
"I know! It's A: Japanese!" Goro replied.
Looking at Gintoki, who was holding his arms in the water and could not stop shuddering with purple lips, Jiang Cheng took the lead in applauding and said: "Congratulations! You got the right answer! In fact, the choice of Japanese or natural scroll star for this question is That’s correct!”
"Who...who is the natural scroll star! You, you, you, you bastard!" Gintoki trembled and complained.
"I'm right! Brother! I finally got the answer right!" Wulang cheered.
"Then, question four!"
Just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Gintoki, Shinpachi and others entered the water again.
"What is that?" Jiang Cheng asked, pointing to a mosaic on the water that had shrunk to almost nothing.
At this time, Xin Bajia, who was underwater, complained expressionlessly: "What is this most obscene question and answer in the world? Is it really necessary to ask this question?"
"What is that..." Wulang pinched his chin again and started thinking. A full ten seconds passed before he raised his head and replied with some uncertainty, "[Beep—]!"
"Awesome!" Jiang Cheng applauded, "An astonishing succession of correct answers!"
"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!" Wulang cheered happily.
"It's true, Edo people are really good at educating children." Pi Nu Lu sighed, "Let the children be completely immersed in the game and never say that they want to go out to the bath. There are not only rewards but also punishments , such a method is unheard of, Dad."
"Yes, Edo people are really incredible." Pi Nulu's father nodded and said.
"But having said that, what exactly is the punishment? Yoshihara-san?" Pi Nu Lu asked Jiang Cheng doubtfully.
"It's just a small punishment," Jiang Cheng waved his hands with a disapproving look on his face, but then said lightly, "Just hit yourself with a desire-crushing punch~"
After hearing this, Gintoki and the others suddenly broke out in cold sweat. Even in the ice water, they still felt an uncontrollable chill on their backs.
[Where is S! Complete S!]Xin Bajiu thought to himself with his head full of black lines, "This S is too scary!"]
"That's right, it's really just a small punishment." Pi Nu Lu nodded and said.
[Small punishment? ! ] Gintoki felt even worse, [Hey! Is that punishment really a small punishment? ! What is going on with this race!]
"Then the last question..." As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Gintoki and the others plunged into the water again.
At this time, Jiang Cheng pointed to the five small mosaics on the water that were slowly getting closer. "One day, Gintoki was walking on the road with Shinpachi, and they met the orangutan, Sougo, and Liu Haijun! So please Listen to the question, how many people are there in total?"
"One, two, three, four, five..." Wulang counted several times with his fingers, then raised his head and replied, "Five!"
"Congratulations!" Jiang Cheng applauded again, "Three correct answers in a row!"
"They even added arithmetic problems to the children's game!" Pi Nu Lu said in surprise, "It's... so interesting!"
"Well, wait a minute, I'll be back soon." Jiang Cheng secretly made an OK gesture to Gintoki and the others. After saying this, he turned and walked towards the door.
[Hello! This guy isn't going to trick us, is he? ] Fourteen trembled and glanced at Gintoki aside.
[Ying...should have gone to get weapons! No, no, no, don’t worry! ] Gintoki replied with his eyes.
Two minutes later, Gintoki and the others who were still soaking in the bath lowered their heads and looked at the cold cans of Coke that Jiang Cheng had just forced into their hands, and fell into collective silence.
"Then, I'll go back first~" Jiang Cheng, who had already put on his clothes, waved to Pi Nu Lu and others and said goodbye with a smile.
"Thank you so much, Yoshihara-san." Looking at Goro who was holding a Coke and cheering on the side, Pi Nulu said gratefully, "You actually let us experience such an interesting question and answer game. My brothers and my father also said that we should educate ourselves in the future. Children can use this entertaining and educational method.”
"No matter where you are, this is what you should do. After all, I have caused trouble to Mr. Pi Nu Lu before. I'm going back first. Goodbye." After saying this, Jiang Cheng turned around and left.
"Goodbye, Yoshihara-san." Pi Nu Lu waved to Jiang Cheng.
After realizing it, Gintoki and the others looked at Jiang Cheng who was walking out of the bathhouse. Veins popped up on their faces in tacit agreement. At the same time, they gritted their teeth and thought to themselves: [I was... fooled! !]
At this time, Jiang Cheng, who walked out of the bathhouse and gently closed the sliding door, turned around and raised the corners of his mouth, glancing at Gintoki and the others in the bathhouse with interest.
Seeing the amusement on Jiang Cheng's face and the sinister white teeth revealed in his grin, Gintoki and the others now wanted to rush out and give Jiang Cheng a beating.
However, because of Fei Nulu and others beside them, Gintoki and the others could only be helpless and furious. Then they looked at each other, nodded, and got into the water at the same time to discuss countermeasures...
…
At the entrance of the bathhouse, Jiang Cheng handed the coffee milk in his hand to Kagura, who was leaning at the door waiting for Gintoki, and then stretched, "Kagura, my uncle is back~"
"Oh!" Kagura held up the coffee milk and waved to Jiang Cheng, Yue Yong and Baihua who were waiting aside, "Goodbye, uncle, and Yue Yue."
"Goodbye." After saying this, Yue Yong turned around and left.
"It's obviously only a little bit close to being able to dig it out..."
"Yes, I can definitely dig through it in ten minutes..."
Listening to the Baihua ladies who were discussing something in despair, Jiang Cheng asked expressionlessly: "Hey, did you do anything strange? And I always feel that something is wrong when the water suddenly stopped today. It was also you who did it." Of?"
"How is it possible? How could we do that kind of thing just to watch Jiang Chengsama's [beep—]?" A Baihua girl defended.
"Yes, yes!" The other ladies agreed.
Jiang Cheng:…
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