One day, in the afternoon.
In Yoshihara and Jiang Cheng's room, Jiang Cheng, who had just finished a game, suddenly received a call from Kagura...
"What? A monkey with a bell around its neck? What is that?" Jiang Cheng replied casually, holding his cell phone on his shoulder and staring at the monitor in front of him.
"Anyway, we need to find that monkey now! That is the general's nephew's pet!" Gintoki's voice was filled with anxiety.
"So you... like playing with bells? Pets and owners... There are stores like Yoshihara, but I won't give you a discount."
"Please listen carefully! We are all trapped in a phone booth now! There are a large group of monkeys throwing poop at us outside!" Gintoki yelled, "Anyway, hurry up and write down that for me. The name of a stinking monkey!"
"Hey, hey, you say."
"Sir Gintoki, let me talk to Mr. Jiangcheng." Dongcheng's voice suddenly came from the other end of the phone: "Well, Mr. Jiangcheng, please take note of this. This is related to the reputation of the Yagyu family..."
Before Dongcheng could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng hung up the phone and threw it aside.
Buzzing…
Looking at the vibrating cell phone beside him, Jiang Cheng finally picked it up, but before he could speak, Dong Cheng's voice came from the cell phone first.
"No life limit · No life limit · Shit throwing machine · Xiaoxin's underwear the day before yesterday · New Baji's life · Balmonk · Feizalion Isaac · Shunaida has one third of the pure feelings and the remaining three Two points are concerned about the feelings of flesh thorns·I know that the betrayal that cannot be escaped can actually be escaped·Traveling away from home·Squid fried·bonito·roe·My own cesspit·(Ikeno) bonito·This bonito is different from the one just now This is Ikeno Bonito, Spicy Oil Emperor, Palace King, and Emperor Kimura. Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah! Do you hear me clearly? Your Excellency Jiangcheng?!"
(Note: "One-third of Pure Love", singer SIAM SHADE, ED6 of the animated version of "Rurouni Kenshin". "Inescapable Betrayal": Odagiri Hotaru's famous danbi manga, adapted for animation broadcast in April 2010 Out. "Traveling away from home - (Ikeno) Bonito" is a word solitaire. "Ikeno Bonito": Japanese comedian. "Xiongdi - Bah": DQ2 classic resurrection spell.)
"Um, Yueyue, there is something called... that... Shou... in our role-play shop here..." Jiang Cheng turned around and asked Yue Yong, who was leaning at the door who didn't know when he would arrive, "Uh... what... well, no matter what Anyway, there is a wandering girl called a smelly monkey?"
"In the end, I didn't remember a single word!" Gintoki yelled on the other end of the phone, "And he's still talking about Yu-Gi-Oh! At this moment, he's still talking about Yu-Gi-Oh! Please stop it. asshole!"
"How could Younu have a name like that?" Yue Yong folded her hands, snorted and glanced at Jiang Cheng strangely.
"That's it, you probably remembered the wrong store." Jiang Cheng replied casually into the phone, "Goodbye..."
"Hey! Wait a minute! Give the phone to that woman! If you pick it up, you won't be able to remember her name for the rest of your life!" Gintoki called out again.
"There's really nothing we can do," Jiang Cheng shrugged, then threw the phone at Yue Yong without looking back, "Yueyue, I'm sorry to bother you."
"Why should I do such troublesome things?" Yue Yong looked at the mobile phone in his hand and said with a look of disgust, but as he said so, he finally put the mobile phone to his ear, "Moxi Moxi …”
Two minutes later…
"No life limit, no life limit, no shit-throwing machine. Xiaoxin's underwear the day before yesterday, New Baji's Life, Balmonk Fezarion, Isaac Schnaida, two-thirds of the pure feelings, and the remaining one-third is caring." The thorny feelings..." As she spoke, Yue Yong stopped and made a confused sound, "What? Pure love is one-third? What about two-thirds? Wait a minute, that... the underwear just now was stained with that. When did you come?"
"Basically always..." As soon as Gintoki finished speaking, Shinpachi's noisy voice came from the phone again.
"Enough is enough! Give me your phone!" Shinpachi roared, and then spoke again: "Miss Yueyong, it's the life-changing, life-changing, shit-throwing machine, Xiaoxin's underwear from the day before yesterday, Shinpachi The Life of Haw·Balmonk Fezarion Isaac Schneida One-third of pure love and the remaining two-thirds are feelings that care about flesh and blood·I know that betrayal that cannot be escaped can actually be escaped·Leave home Travel · Fried squid · Bonito · Caviar · Own cesspool · (Ikeno) bonito · This bonito is different from the one just now. This one is Ikeno bonito · Spicy oil Yutei · Palace King · King Kimura Bah bah bah bah bah Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, little shit pill!”
"I know, there is no life limit, no life limit, shit throwing machine, Xiaoxin's underwear the day before yesterday, Xin Baji's life, Balmonk, Feizalion, Isaac Schneida, one-third innocent The remaining two-thirds of the relationship is the feeling that cares about the thorns in the flesh. I know that betrayal that cannot be escaped can actually be escaped. Traveling away from home... Huh? What is the solitaire here?"
"It's a trip away from home, squid omelette, bonito, roe, own cesspool, (Ikeno) bonito!"
"Isn't that just a repetition?" Yue Yong asked doubtfully, "The ending is also a bonito."
"No, that's what I said, but this bonito is different from the one just now..."
"Oh, I know," Yue Yong nodded, "Life is unlimited·Life is unlimited·Shit throwing machine·Xiaoxin's underwear the day before yesterday·New Baji's life·Balmonk·Fezalion Isaac · One-third of Shunaida’s pure feelings and the remaining two-thirds are those who care about flesh thorns · I know that betrayal that cannot be escaped can actually be escaped · Traveling away from home · Fried squid · Bonito · Caviar · Home cesspool · ( Ikeno) Bonito·This bonito is different from the one just now. This one is Ikeno Bonito·Spicy Oil Yutei·Palace King·Kimura Emperor bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah small shit pills!”
"No! There is one missing word, it should be Bah, Bah, Bah, Bah..." Shinbachi's voice stopped abruptly.
"Moxi Moxi? How many?" Yue Yong asked into the phone, but after waiting for a few seconds, no sound was heard. Only then did Yue Yong realize that the phone had been hung up.
…
Looking at Yue Yong who put the phone on his desk, Jiang Cheng stopped what he was doing, raised his head and asked Xiang Yue Yong: "Is it over yet?"
"I don't know." Yue Yong replied casually, "What did you say about Xin Baji's underwear stained with shit... I didn't hear clearly."
"Is it really okay to say this kind of thing?" Jiang Cheng had a strange expression on his face, "It was not easy to start the serialization again, and it made readers imagine something incredible from the beginning. But having said that, after such a long break, Do you have any good ideas for restarting the serialization of the novel? Yueyue? After all, I want to give readers who have been looking forward to it for so long...no, maybe not very much looking forward to it, a refreshing feeling..."
"Indeed..." Yue Yong pinched her chin, crossed her chest with one hand and nodded, "After all, so much time has passed. Although it may only be a few days in reality, in the novel we have spent a long time. We need to think about it. How can we let readers know about our current situation..."
"Since then... it's been on the toilet."
"Hey, what did you say all of a sudden? I'll kill you, you stinky woman." Jiang Cheng complained with disdain.
"Since then... my head has been in the toilet."
"Why am I getting worse and worse?"
"Since then... I haven't been able to rush down."
"Just stop it!" Jiang Cheng yelled.
"Then, how about this?" Hiwa, who was pushed into the room by Seita at some point, raised an index finger and said with a smile, "Leave it to me, Jiang Chengsang, Yueyue, to give everyone a refreshing feeling."
"Anyway, don't be too outrageous." Jiang Cheng reminded.
"Five years have passed since then..."
"Wait a minute!!" Jiang Cheng quickly raised his hand to stop, "Time flies too fast! What the hell is five years from now! There is no such thing in Miss Conch mode!"
"That man and that woman also had a five-year-old child! But...at this moment, a new crisis suddenly appeared! The new heavenly being who stole the child turned out to be that man's biological brother!"
"Sounds... very familiar..." Jiang Cheng murmured while holding his chin.
"I learned from my brother that six months later, two other men of the same race would come to attack the earth and steal the beads that can grant wishes, so after sacrificing himself and defeating his brother, the man began to live in another world. A new practice!"
"It feels more and more familiar..."
"At the same time, the man's companions also came to the temple and started a new practice under the guidance of God! Half a year later, the man who was resurrected by his companions with seven beads used the skills he learned in another world to "King Kai" "Fist" defeated two heavenly beings who arrived on Earth!"
"Hey! It's definitely Dragon Ball!!"
"However, the crisis is not over! Next, the man will have new powerful enemies and adventures! The emperor of the universe: Frieza! The terrifying artificial human! The resurrected demon! However, the man is not afraid! On the contrary, these powerful Enemies excite him!"
"Oh! My Jiang Cheng, I'm so cool... so tall!!" Jiang Cheng held his head and roared, "What are these things! This kind of thing is not good! You will definitely be complained about, right? !”
"But it's more fresh, isn't it?" Hinawa said with a squinted smile, "And you can also add new elements such as super peaceful beings and beads that can grant people's wishes."
"That can only be considered plagiarism!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and complained angrily, "And don't there already be fighting clans? Don't there already be artificial humans?! As for the devil, that idiot prince basically changed his clothes. It’s exactly the same! Speaking of which... Even if there is no need to add it, this work is still full of Dragon Ball elements! It’s terrible! It’s really terrible!”
After saying that, Jiang Cheng raised his head and pointed at the camera seriously, but then he narrowed his eyes and grinned: "Anyway! "Probably Fake Gintama Z" will start again! All of us, oh cool, cool suzo ! Ye Xixi is suffering!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng, who had two kunai stuck on his forehead for some reason, rolled his eyes and fell down.
"Please...please take care of me." Yue Yong nodded slightly towards the camera.
"Please take care of me!" Haruta smiled happily towards the camera while making scissor hands.
"Please take good care of me." Nichiwa said with a smile and narrowed eyes.
Anyway... let's open it again...
(End of chapter)