Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 575: We always waste too much time doing things that are meaningless

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A prison in the suburbs of Edo.

"Sa, go in." Jiang Cheng looked up at the visiting room in front of him and said softly, "Now...he must be waiting for us."

"Yeah!" Kagura and Shinpachi, who were standing beside Jiang Cheng, nodded at the same time.

Looking at Gintoki, who was wearing a gray prison uniform and sitting in the glass window of the prison entrance, Shinpachi cheered with joy on his face: "Gin-san, we did it! We tried every means to finally get you a commutation of your sentence!"

"It only takes one year, eleven months, twenty-nine days, twenty-three hours, fifty-nine minutes and fifty-nine seconds of imprisonment, and it will be over in the blink of an eye! That's great Aru!" Kagura raised her little fist and said of excitement.

"Really, it'll be fine as long as it's less than two years..." As he said that, Gintoki suddenly reacted, his face directly pressed against the glass and he shouted, "What a fart! Why do you look so happy?" What came here to tell me was bad news! And why is there still zero and perfect! What the hell is one year, eleven months, twenty-nine days, twenty-three hours, fifty-nine minutes, and fifty-nine seconds?! Just tell me! Isn’t it enough for two years?!”

"Thanks to Jiang Chengsang, two years became one year, eleven months, twenty-nine days, twenty-three hours, fifty-nine minutes and fifty-nine seconds with Jiang Chengsang's help." He looked at Jiang Cheng who was sitting next to him with a grateful look on his face.

"It took me a lot of effort, so thank me properly, Gintoki." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and chuckled.

"Thank you for your size! You lost a lot of seconds when you just spoke!"

"Unfortunately, a lot of information has been secretly tampered with and deleted." Xin Baji explained.

"It was Gin-chan who caused the trouble, and the evil deeds committed by the previous jailer also became Gin-chan's Aru." Kagura added.

"That bastard..." Gintoki gritted his teeth and said bitterly, "Not only his crime, but also his perverted behavior must be framed on me?"

"That warden, I heard, used to be an untouchable bastard. He got his current status thanks to his father who was a high-ranking official in the police department." Shinpachi continued, "The person who wiped his ass was probably him. My men, it seems that now we can only continue to pursue the evil deeds of the warden. In short, we will continue to try every means, and please Yin Sang be patient for the time being."

Saying that, Xin Baji wiped the saliva that had flowed down from the corner of his mouth for some reason, and stood up impatiently.

"Keep the chrysanthemum!" Kagura reminded her, and then wiped the saliva that had flowed out of the corner of her mouth for no apparent reason and stood up.

"See you in the Chambord Islands in two years!" Jiang Cheng stood up, said this to Gintoki, turned around and left.

"How big will you be in two years?" Gintoki cursed with his eyes rolled.

"Kagura, Shinbaji, let's move faster." Jiang Cheng said with serious eyes to Shinbaji and Kagura who were following him.

"Yeah!" Shinbaji and Kagura nodded at the same time and responded seriously.

"That's right! This is the right attitude! Get me out quickly!" Gintoki said, holding his hands and nodding.

"Otherwise... the barbecue will be eaten by Haruta!"

"Is this what you mean by fast?!" Gintoki Byakuya slapped the glass with his eyes, "Just stop it, you bastards! Shinpachi, Kagura, are you two drooling just now because of the barbecue? ?! In your mind, Yin Sang is not as good as a barbecue?! But then again, why do you have to eat barbecue while Yin Sang is in prison?! I really want to eat it too!"

"Don't worry, Gintoki, two years passed in the blink of an eye." Jiang Cheng turned around, shrugged and spread his hands and said, "Isn't it like this in animations?"

"Then, two years passed..."

Looking at the subtitles above his head, Gintoki's forehead turned black. After being silent for a few seconds, he raised his head and roared with a burst of veins: "There is no change at all!"

"No, it's just that you were sentenced to another two years. In fact, two years have passed!" Jiang Cheng raised an index finger and lied seriously.

"That's right!" Shinbaji and Kagura nodded at the same time.

"That's right, your size!"

In fact, the incident started the day before yesterday...

—Recall the dividing line—

In the evening, at a cosplay club in Kabukicho, Edo, the Master House trio came here after receiving a phone call.

"Incarceration play?" Gintoki asked the young lady in front of him while taking notes with a pen and notebook.

"That's right, I will be a prisoner and he will be a jailer." The young lady wearing a nurse's uniform, revealing her deep career line, replied.

"Can you tell me more about this in detail?" Gintoki asked next, "What kind of games did you play? No, this does not have any obscene meaning."

"It has nothing to do with Play, right?" The young lady crossed her hands, and then showed a bit of helplessness on her face, "Every time the girls in our store are handcuffed and blindfolded, and then the man takes the opportunity to default on the payment and run away."

"Please explain in more detail," Gintoki stopped writing and showed a serious expression, "I will be the jailer. Can you reproduce the play?"

Hearing the sound, Xinbaji, who had been blushing and speechless from beginning to end, suddenly became expressionless and complained: "Yin Sang, what are you doing here?"

"It is said that he is also a prominent figure secretly, and there is nothing we can do against him." The young lady wearing a bunny girl costume on the side said with her hands on her hips, a little helpless.

"It doesn't matter, I'm also a secret person. Anyway, can you please put on handcuffs and wait for me inside?"

"Yin Sang, please stop it in moderation." Xin Bajia reminded him expressionlessly.

"Anyway, just get back the debt you owed before, right? Aru." Kagura said, leaning against the wall.

"welcome…"

After hearing the waiter's greeting, the young lady in nurse uniform said to Gintoki: "He's here, and I'll leave it to you."

In the front hall of the club, a middle-aged man wearing a jailer's uniform said to the waiter holding a service item at the counter: "It's the same prison play as usual."

"Guest," Gintoki came up behind the man and said, "I'm really grateful that you came to our store wearing a jailer uniform, but I'm very sorry. The rules tonight are..."

As he spoke, Gintoki put his hand on the man's shoulder, "...Guest, you are the prisoner, and I will be the jailer."

"Take your dirty hands away, do you want me to put you in the punishment room?" the man reminded without looking back.

"If you want to continue playing the prison game, you have to pay what you have to pay," Gintoki said, picking his nose with his little finger, "otherwise you will be the one to get into the game~"

"You prisoners are able to get away because of my permission." The man lowered his head and slightly raised the corners of his mouth, "Take that hand away while I'm still in a good mood."

"It seems that there is a place more suitable for you than the game." Gintoki flicked his little finger with a look of disapproval.

"This is an ultimatum, take your hands away." As he spoke, the man reached out and grabbed Gintoki's hand on his shoulder, and turned back, "If you are imprisoned, it will be too late to regret."

"Hmph! Interesting!" Gintoki held the middle-aged man's hand tightly without giving in at all, "Where do you want to imprison me? If you can, try it!"

So... Gintoki was imprisoned in a real prison by the real warden on charges of "intimidation and bringing minors into a sex shop"...

—Recall the dividing line—

A self-service barbecue restaurant in Edo.

"Miriganosuke, the warden of that prison." Shinpachi said while looking at the information in his hand, "My father is a senior official of the National Police Agency..."

"It's useless no matter how many times you look at that kind of thing." Jiang Cheng on the side waved his hands indifferently, "But then again, you two really haven't found anything through investigation."

"My uncle has already investigated any useful information, Aru?!" Kagura said incoherently while stuffing barbecue into her mouth.

"Swallow before you speak!" Jiang Cheng reminded, then folded his hands and continued seriously, "Anyway, if you want to investigate this matter, you have to start from the very beginning. Just leave the club to me! I I will go in and check everything carefully! And I am worried that those girls are not telling the truth, so I will communicate with them all carefully! Let them tell everything they need to tell! "

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he rolled his eyes and then hit the table hard.

Ignoring the kunai stuck on the back of Jiang Cheng's head and the blood that was constantly spurting out, Kagura waved to Yue Yong who came back from fetching the meal, "Yueyue~"

"What are you doing, Yueyue," Jiang Cheng pulled out the kunai from the back of his head, got up and argued with a look of displeasure, "I was just discussing strategies with the two of them. You must know that the place where the incident started was As minors, they are not allowed to enter the club, so I am the only one going there! I will check it carefully inside and out!"

"Shut up." Yueyue put down the meat in her hand and came to sit next to Jiang Cheng, reminding her coldly.

"Obviously Yoshihara said that there is a cosplay club..." Haruta said this while silently eating the barbecue on his plate.

"Sorry, I can't do anything to acquaintances." Jiang Cheng blurted out subconsciously, but then he suddenly reacted and quickly defended: "No, no, no, what I just said didn't mean that kind of obscenity. I really didn't mean it. I just want to investigate! You know, Gintoki must be in a lot of pain right now!"

"You must be suffering a lot!" Everyone present shouted at the same time with spittle flying around.

"You are the one who wants to explain everything, right Aru." Kagura narrowed her eyes with disdain.

Evening, Yoshiwara.

"Is it really okay to just leave it alone?" Yue Yongyi stood at the door of Jiang Cheng's room, crossing her chest with one hand and holding the cigarette lightly with the other hand, and said calmly, "Baihua has found the warden who tampered with As long as the evidence of the case is revealed, he will be suspended immediately. His father, who is the police chief, has already severed ties with him... "

"Huh? Really?" Jiang Cheng, who was focused on the game, responded without looking back, as if he didn't care at all.

"Do you need me to hand it over to Kagura and the others?"

"Why are you asking me?" Jiang Cheng, who had finished the game, put down the game controller and turned around to ask doubtfully.

"I just..." Yue Yong turned away and stopped talking.

Jiang Cheng raised his lips slightly when he thought of something, then stood up and walked slowly towards Yue Yong.

Looking at Jiang Cheng who stopped in front of her and stared straight at her, Yue Yong blushed for no reason, "What...what are you doing?"

"Well, in short, although it was useless, thank you anyway." Jiang Cheng chuckled and said softly with soft eyes, "No need...in every sense."

"you… "

"Everyone in this world has something they must protect. Yueyue, you too, right?"

"Yoshiwara..."

"That's right, so..." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled, "Just keep an eye on what you need to protect in front of you. My things... don't worry about it, and besides, that's not what I want to protect. Grow trivial things.”

"What is it?"

"Yueyue, don't be curious about a man, otherwise..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng's expression changed slightly and he lightly reminded, "But it's very dangerous."

After snorting coldly, Yue Yong started directly, turned around and left slowly. At the same time, she said disdainfully: "A woman who is curious about a man like you is an idiot. Sorry, I am not."

"That's good. But thank you~" Jiang Cheng smiled and waved to Yue Yong.

[Where is the direction this man is looking at...? ] Yue Yong thought to herself as she walked, and then she took out a piece of paper with the warden's crime written on it from her arms and tore it into pieces, [No matter how hard I try... I can't see clearly.]

Looking at Yue Yong walking away, Jiang Cheng held his chin and murmured: "Sometimes she still looks like an ordinary woman."

"That's right~ Here's Yueyue who works hard for men." I don't know when Hilun arrived pushing a wheelchair, squinting his eyes and saying with a smile.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng chuckled softly, then turned around and walked slowly into his room.

Regarding the follow-up to the prison incident...

Jiang Cheng heard that Gintoki was released from prison after only one week...

(End of chapter)