On TV, the host explained unhurriedly:
"Nowadays, [Love Sleep] is very popular in Edo. The characteristic of this love game is that the time in the game is connected with the real time and is played in real time. When you get up in the morning, I will say good morning to you. At night Then I’ll say good night to you.”
"Because the game is too realistic, now in Edo, there are constant appearances of boyfriends who cannot leave this little lover for a moment..."
In front of the TV, Shinpachi frowned slightly and sighed, "Oh, it's really troublesome. If you can't distinguish between games and reality, and if your life is eroded, you really won't be able to have a girlfriend."
As he said that, Shinpachi turned his face and looked at the cute pink yukata girl with black hair in a single ponytail and slightly flushed cheeks on the TS screen beside him, "right? Miss Baibai?" "
"Hey hey hey..." The avatar in the game called Miss Baibai by Xin Bajia smiled and nodded.
A Miao, who was sitting not far behind Xin Baji, covered her mouth with tears in her eyes and couldn't bear it. Jiangcheng, Gintoki and Kagura stood aside with dark expressions on their faces.
"I really want to share some of our happiness with them." As he said this, Xinbaji picked up the cake on the ground and tenderly handed it to the TS screen, "Open your mouth, ah~"
"Ah~"
At this time, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki, who saw this scene, stood up at the same time and walked towards the door without any hesitation.
"I always feel like I'm making a light bulb, so I'll leave first." Gintoki said tentatively.
"Anyway, I will wish them eternal happiness together. Remember to notify me when the wedding takes place." With that said, Jiang Cheng opened the sliding door.
However, before Jiang Cheng and Ginshi could step out of the room, A Miao stood up and stretched out his hand to tightly grab his hair.
"Where are you two going?!" A Miao kept smashing their heads to the floor with a dark face.
Bang bang bang…
"Where did your brother run away..." Gintoki, whose head was stuffed into the floor, replied weakly, "He must have been swallowed into a different dimension between the game and reality!"
"But... they look very happy. If you are happy, don't disturb them!" Jiang Cheng, who was also stuffed into the floor, weakly replied, "Congratulations, A Miao. If this continues, sooner or later, the new eight will be born." I will get married and have children in another world, and I will also come to the full moon wine..."
"What kind of world is that! If it's not the real world, it's useless at all!" A Miao roared with bursting veins, then hid her face and made a distressed look, "She said she wanted to introduce her to my girlfriend. , but he suddenly brought that one, and it’s been like that ever since.”
"It doesn't matter Aru," Kagura stood up and pointed an index finger at A Miao, who was kneeling at the door, and comforted, "Sadaharu will also drive piles to the dolls when he is in estrus, and he will naturally stop playing with them after he has had enough. Aru."
"No!" A Miao retorted excitedly, "Because Shin-chan has been in estrus the whole year!"
"Indeed..." Jiang Cheng pulled his head out of the floor, folded his hands and nodded, with a serious look on his face.
"What on earth do you think of Shin Yatsura-kun?" Gintoki, who also pulled his head out of the floor, came to the door and sat down, crossing his legs and supporting his cheek with one hand, and complained expressionlessly.
"Do love games turn men into that?" A Miao raised her head and asked Xiang Jiangcheng.
"Don't ask me with the expression on your face as if you can get the answer from me, it's very irritating..." Jiang Cheng silently showed a vein on his face, "I don't know, I don't play Galgame at all. ah!"
"The so-called Galgame is a game where many beautiful girls appear and the goal is to overthrow them."
Looking at Kondo, who was naturally opening the cabinet and explaining to himself, Gintoki complained: "Why does this guy appear on stage like it's a matter of course? Why do you have to put on an expression of 'I've always been there'?" "
"A Miao, when did your family get pets?" Jiang Cheng asked A Miao.
Ignoring Gintoki and Jiangcheng's complaints, Kondo looked at Shinpachi, whose eyes were bloodshot and completely focused on the TS in his hand, and continued: "In other words, for unpopular men, this is a way to enjoy love while not hurting them. The only way."
"It's really unconvincing from your point of view, Aru." Kagura commented.
"To put it simply, the more unpopular a man is, the easier it is for him to become addicted." Kondo continued, minding his own business, "For a super S-level Cherry Boy like Shinpachi-kun, the extent of his addiction is unpredictable. "
"I don't want to be said like that by a super S-class stalker, Al." Kagura complained again.
"Even I, who have played various Galgames for a long time, am addicted to it. This kind of destructive power is really indescribable." After speaking, Kondo took out his game console and pointed the monitor towards everyone, "My girlfriend, That’s what Shenhua-chan said.”
"I am Shenhua~" The girl with long black hair on the monitor smiled and greeted everyone.
"You have been completely destroyed." Gintoki complained expressionlessly.
At this moment, A Miao reached out and snatched the game console from Kondo's hand. With tears in her eyes, she threw it towards the yard with a look of sorrow on her face. At the same time, she shouted: "How could this happen... Then maybe Shin-chan will stay there like this?" Will the world outside never come back?"
Looking at the game console that hit the rocks in the yard, Kondo burst into tears and shouted, "Ah - Shenhua-chan!"
"Have you ever tried to contact him?" Gintoki asked Xiang A'miao.
"Well, I once wanted to take the opportunity to snatch the game console..." As she said this, A Miao turned back and looked at Jiang Cheng, who had come to the side of Xinbaji at some point and tried to pick up the game console.
Just when Jiang Cheng's hand was about to touch the game console, Xin Baji, who had quick eyes and quick hands, picked up the game console first and held it in his arms, staring with bloodshot eyes and a ferocious look on his face.
"What are you doing?! Please don't touch Miss Baibai!!"
"It's like that..." A Miao continued.
At this time, Jiang Cheng, who noticed Gintoki and A Miao's gaze, spread his hands and shrugged with a look of helplessness on his face.
"Even the depths of his spirit have been eroded, and he even regards the game as his lover." In the yard, Kondo picked up his game console with tears in his eyes and said again, "If you want to get in touch with him, you must first get in touch with him. He enters the same dimension."
"So what should we do?" Gintoki asked impatiently.
"Do you need to say more? Of course..."
…
In a restaurant in Kabukicho, Jiangcheng and Gintoki looked at the two game consoles on the table with expressionless faces.
"Sorry, I refuse." Jiang Cheng threw the game console in front of Kondo onto Kondo without any hesitation, and said expressionlessly, "I don't have enough time to play this kind of game leisurely. Goodbye. "
Seeing Jiang Cheng turning around and leaving without any hesitation, Kondo chuckled softly and said lightly: "Well, one day you will understand the power of Galgame, maybe not today..."
Before Kondo could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng, who ran back and panted, sat down at the table.
"It seems you already understand..." Kondo folded his hands, closed his eyes and chuckled.
"You know what the hell!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and yelled, then pointed at the Baihua ladies on the table nearby who were dating game consoles, "Why would even girls be immersed in this kind of game?"
"Galgame does not distinguish between men, women, old and young."
"Stop lying to me!"
"So you've noticed it." At this moment, Yue Yong's voice suddenly came from the side.
"What?" Jiang Cheng turned around and looked at Yue Yong, who was holding a cigarette pole when he arrived.
"Of course it's that game," Yue Yong glanced at the Baihua girls who were all immersed in the game, "They have all been immersed in that game these days, and Yoshiwara's security cannot be guaranteed. so I hope…"
"I refuse!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand to refuse without any hesitation, "No matter what, I won't play that kind of game!"
"Well, then there is another option." Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng coldly, "Hit all of them and use your 200 million rounds to blast them back to reality."
"Stop joking!" Jiang Cheng shouted with his eyes rolled, "Where did you get that kind of nonsense!"
"Well, can I?" Gintoki raised his hand and asked, "I can actually do this kind of thing for you, please think about it carefully. But one night may be a bit reluctant, but if you give me a few more days, I can definitely do it. As for remuneration, it’s about 200 million.”
Yueyong, who ignored Gintoki's words, said calmly to Jiang Cheng: "In short, there are only two options. One is to enter the game and bring them back to reality, and the other is to use the [beep-] between your buttocks to bring them back to reality." Bring back reality.”
"Don't say such terrible things!"
…
It had been about ten minutes since Yue Yong left, but Jiang Cheng was still holding his hands and lowering his head with an expressionless expression.
"Well, in short, you two have no choice now." Kondo said solemnly, "If you want to save them, you can only enter the same dimension as them!"
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng glanced at Gintoki who was editing his name on the game console in an honest manner even though he said he didn't care about his body. Then he raised the corners of his mouth in disdain and stood up.
"I won't choose either method. After all, there's no way I can get addicted to that kind of thing. I can't enter that kind of world." With that said, Jiang Cheng walked towards the Baihua ladies, " But I will use my own methods to pull them out."
"Don't mess around in a place like this! At least find a hotel!" Gintoki quickly reminded.
"Shut up! Who would do that kind of thing in a place like this!" Jiang Cheng turned around and cursed, then stopped, turned around again, took a deep breath, squinted his eyes and exposed With a smile on his face, "Well, everyone! Instead of going on a date with that kind of thing, how about... going on a date with me today?"
In an instant, all the Baihua ladies present raised their heads at the same time, looking at Jiang Cheng in disbelief as if they were waking up from a dream.
"If you go, throw down the game console in your hand and follow me."
After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and walked slowly towards the door.
Two seconds later, all the Baihua girls cheered at the same time and threw away their game consoles and rushed towards Jiang Cheng.
"Can I go to the movies? Jiangcheng-sama?"
"Hey, hey~" Jiang Cheng responded helplessly.
"Can I go shopping? Jiangcheng-sama?"
"Hi hi~"
"Can I go to the amusement park? Jiang Chengsama?"
"certainly."
Seeing Jiang Cheng walking out surrounded by all the Hyakuka girls, Gintoki asked Kondo expressionlessly: "Hey, what's going on? Didn't you say that we can save them only by entering the game world?"
"Maybe... a special situation?" Kondo replied with some uncertainty.
…
Outside the door, Yue Yong, who was leaning in a side alley, listened to the laughter of the Baihua members. She blew out a puff of cigarette and murmured softly: "What a... incredible man."
At this moment, Jiang Cheng's voice suddenly came from one side.
"Yueyue, aren't you going?" Jiang Cheng pointed to the game console in Yue Yong's other hand, "If you go, remember to throw away the game console."
"I haven't started playing yet!" Yue Yong, who was blushing, shouted with her eyes rolled, then turned around and said to the air aside, "Can you testify for me? Darling..."
Jiang Cheng:…
Everyone in Baihua:…
(End of chapter)