"Hey?! Do you want to ask for leave?" Rilun said with some distress, "It's really troublesome. Yueyue also asked for leave in the morning. If you also ask for leave, Baihua's patrol will not be arranged..."
"Weird head? Brother Jiang Cheng's head has always been very strange, right?" Haruta complained speechlessly.
"Kill you! You brat!" Jiang Cheng scolded angrily, but then he suddenly reacted and turned back to look at Ri Lun, "Asking for leave? Did Yueyue ask for leave?"
"Well, I said I was going to participate in some world's best martial arts tournament or something, so I got up early and set off." Nichirin explained.
"Ah...that's it."
"By the way, has Jiang Chengsang figured out a way to pull Yueyue out of that world?" Ri Lun asked again.
"Haha...I don't understand. I really don't understand. I really don't know anything about that kind of game..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng turned his head and twitched the corners of his mouth to look at the people who were kneeling on either side of him, asking him to open his mouth. Miss Bai Bai, Miss Shenhua and... Kneeling behind the three of them, holding the cold O Cheng, Hirako remained expressionless.
"Isn't it to your liking? My dear?" Miss Baibai pouted and said cutely.
"I told you a long time ago that you don't have to force yourself~" Miss Shenhua took over, "It's better to just eat your "main meal"~ My dear~"
"Ah!" Jiang Cheng stood up, held his head and yelled frantically, then ran directly to the window and jumped out. After landing, he started running at a sprint speed of 100 meters.
"Brother Jiang Cheng!" Haruta came to the window and shouted towards Jiang Cheng who brought up a puff of smoke.
"It seems that he may be really feeling unwell..." Nichiro murmured while holding his chin, then turned his head and smiled to look at the three corpses of Miss Baibai kneeling beside them.
"Are you right?"
…
Jiang Chengcheng waved his hands like this and ran hard on the street with long strides.
[What on earth...is going on! ] Jiang Cheng collapsed and thought to himself, [Why did he run out of the game! Those women! So annoying! And why is his personality completely different from what I said before? I'm going to be so annoyed! ! My head...what's going on! !]
Just when he thought of this, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something, and then he turned his face with squinting eyes and looked at Gintoki, who had been running side by side with him for some time, with an expressionless expression.
At the same time, Gintoki, who noticed something, also turned his face sideways and looked at Jiang Cheng with dark lines in his eyes.
Then at the same moment, the two stopped, pointed their index fingers at each other, and spoke at the same time.
"Could it be...you also..."×2
At this moment, a car brake sound suddenly sounded from one side of the two, and Kondo's voice came at the same time.
"Hey, Wanshiwu, and Yoshihara..."
Seeing Kondo, who was sitting in the back seat of a luxury car, sticking his head out to say hello, Gintoki shouted in surprise: "Ape!"
"What are you doing here?" Kondo asked, "Today is a conference, let me give you a ride."
"Congress? What conference?" Jiang Cheng asked confused, but he didn't care. He opened the car door and got in. "Anyway, now is not the time to talk about this. Please, take me to the hospital!"
Gintoki, who got on the car at the same time, breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's really a big help, orangutan. Anyway, just do what Jiang Cheng said and send us to the hospital."
"What's wrong with you two?" Kondo looked at the two people sitting next to him and asked doubtfully, "You all look panicked."
"It's nothing, I just saw something terrible that shouldn't appear in the real world." Jiang Cheng crossed his hands to support his chin and murmured with a dark face, "I'm still being followed, but I probably haven't had a good rest. Well, so I thought about going to the hospital to prescribe some soothing medicine or something..."
"Indeed, now that I think about it, this is the only possibility. It's really something incredible, like a nightmare." Gintoki nodded, closing his eyes with a serious look on his face.
"Something incredible?" Kondo made a confused sound.
"I hate it~ Axun, I'm so scared~" A very familiar female voice suddenly came from the side.
In an instant, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki turned their faces to look at the past at the same time. They saw Shenhua leaning on Kondo's chest, still trembling because of fear...
"It's okay, Shenhua-chan." Kondo comforted her softly.
"Hey, wait a minute..." Gintoki's face darkened again, and several black lines appeared under the corners of his eyes, "Hey! Why has your girlfriend also materialized?"
"Is there something wrong with our heads, or is it just me?" Half of Jiang Cheng's face began to twitch, "What on earth...is going on?"
"It seems like you two can finally see it." Kondo closed his eyes and chuckled.
"Can you see it?" Gintoki looked frightened, and then suddenly thought of something, "Could it be that..."
"Yes, I can see it too." Kondo nodded, then looked at the car window beside Gintoki, "I won't talk about it, Shenhua-chan, but I can also see your girlfriend Hirako."
After hearing this, Gintoki turned around and glanced out the window, and instantly Gintoki screamed.
I saw Pingzi carrying O Cheng on his back and following closely to the side of the car.
"And..." As he spoke, Kondo looked out the window beside Jiang Cheng again, "I can see your girlfriends, too."
For an instant, Jiang Chengcheng went dark, and then he mechanically turned his head slowly and looked towards the window. He saw Miss Baibai and Miss Sheahua lying on the roof of the car, sticking their heads out and pressing their faces tightly against the window. On the ground, like a zombie that had been hungry for a long time after seeing a human being, it was drooling and staring at Jiang Cheng with wide eyes.
"Ahh!!!" Jiang Cheng held his head and screamed hoarsely.
By the way, at this time, Jiang Cheng's other "girlfriend" Pingzi was kneeling on the roof of the car, holding O Cheng's body without saying a word.
"I have always thought that you two can definitely reach this level." Kondo continued.
"Huh?" Gintoki made a confused sound.
"In the eyes of others, we are just a group of players who love games." Kondo glanced at the game console in Gintoki's hand, and then glanced at the three game consoles exposed in Jiang Cheng's arms, "But only what we see can This world where your girlfriend materializes is a different dimension between games and reality that only men possessed by "Love Sleep" can reach - the infinite space of love! ! "
"That's just someone whose brain has been burnt out!" Gintoki roared angrily, "Why do you love infinite space? He's just a lunatic who overplayed the game and saw hallucinations!"
"See you later!" Jiang Cheng took out the three game consoles in his arms, rolled down the window and threw them out without any hesitation.
"Hey! Yoshiwara! What are you doing?!" Kondo felt bad.
"Yo Xi, yo Xi, this should be all right." Jiang Cheng closed the car window, patted his chest, and said with lingering fear, "Finally, I don't have to worry about this kind of thing anymore."
"No, it's useless." Kondo pointed to the window.
Looking at the three Miss Baibai who were holding their own game consoles and knocking on the window, Jiang Cheng felt bad.
"Why!!"
"Who asked you to choose them all? This is retribution, retribution." Gintoki curled his lips disdainfully, "But then again, didn't you say you don't play this kind of game?"
"Although I said that... there is someone you never expected to be obsessed with this thing..." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and explained silently.
"Who? There's only Haruta by your side, right? That kind of brat should..."
"No, it's Yueyue." Jiang Cheng interrupted Gintoki, raised his head and replied.
"Ahem..." Gintoki suddenly coughed violently, "Wait, wait, wait! That woman?! Is she obsessed with this kind of game?!"
"So don't underestimate sleeping in love." Kondo interjected.
"It has reached the point of obsession, so I was asked by Nilun to give this game a try..." Jiang Cheng covered his eyes with a look of despair on his face, "I originally wanted to try it with three heroines at the same time. It saves time and effort, but... I didn’t expect it to end up like this... "
"But no matter what, the fact that you are here means that the two of you are already on the same footing as Shinpachi-kun and that lady." Kondo comforted.
"It's even worse if we stand together!" Gintoki argued vigorously, then looked out the window with an ugly face and continued, "Stop joking, hey, hurry up and take me to the hospital."
"You guys please stop it! What kind of biohazard is this?" Jiang Cheng shouted with his veins bursting at Miss Bai Bai and the other three who were still knocking on the window. Then he turned back to look at Kondo, "Orangutan, Hurry up and take us to the hospital! No! This situation is no longer possible!"
"It is true that we may have broken away from the common sense of the real world, but where are we going next?" Kondo continued, minding his own business, "That's right! It's a different-dimensional battlefield where people imprisoned in delusions gather!"
…
"Here, this delusion is reality!"
Looking at the "Love Sleeping Cup, My Wife is the Best Budokai in the World" hanging on the indoor ceiling and the men coming and going immersed in Love Sleeping, Gintoki complained with disgust, "What? , in this disgusting conference, everyone is naturally immersed in the space of sleeping in love, and the entire venue is under the influence of Manusa (illusion spell)!"
"Those who fail to reach the state of sleeping with love are the same as the Shinigami who cannot use Swastika in Soul Society." Kondo continued seriously, folding his hands.
"Is he that handsome? He looks like a loser in reality!" Gintoki complained crazily.
"Who is this useless person!" Jiang Cheng, who was still pulling at Miss Baibai and Miss Sheahua, said angrily with eyes white, "I'll kill you! I'm a useless person!"
"There's no need for you, you're a useless person." Gintoki curled his lips in disdain.
(End of chapter)