At this moment, there was a sudden commotion in the crowd, and everyone turned their attention to the entrance of the venue.
"Then...who is that?! What...what's going on? This light is so dazzling!"
"That...that is simply...a goddess!"
"Who is that boyfriend?!"
"To be able to cultivate a girlfriend to this level is by no means an ordinary person!"
Following the gaze of the cheering and surprised cherries, what Jiang Cheng and others saw was Shinbaji, who had a refreshing expression on his face and was wearing a black men's dress, and the man he was holding, who was wearing an elegant and noble suit. lady in white dress Miss Baibai.
One thing to say, at this moment, Xin Baji and his girlfriend Baibai really attracted the attention of everyone in the room.
"New...Shinpachi!" Gintoki's eyes widened and he looked at Shinpachi with disbelief as he pushed up his glasses and let out a chuckle.
"Gintoki, this child... is incredible." Jiang Cheng patted Gintoki's shoulder and sighed softly.
…
"The day has finally arrived!" The host, who was wearing sunglasses on the stage and had a somewhat thin figure with his head tilted up, clenched his fists with both hands and excitedly explained into the microphone: "From the ideal girlfriends you have carefully cultivated, we will Decide on the best girlfriend! Love sleeping cup, my wife is the best martial arts club in the world, now begins!!"
As soon as the host finished speaking, all the cherries present cheered loudly.
Gintoki, who was assigned to the Hirako group, drooped his eyelids and glanced at Hirako with dark lines beside him, who was still exuding a dark aura, and then glanced at Shinpachi not far away, who was constantly emitting a dazzling light. Ji and his girlfriend Miss Baibai thought at the same time: [Can it ever be won? Compared with my humble delusion... compared with that guy's huge delusion...]
At this time, Jiang Cheng, who was assigned to the harem group and was also alone, crossed his chest with one hand and supported his chin with the other hand in deep thought.
"What's going on? That guy? He actually conquered three heroines at the same time?"
"Isn't it right? Shouldn't the consequences of attacking multiple heroines at the same time be stabbed to death?"
"Why is that guy okay?"
Ignoring the comments of the people around him, Jiang Cheng turned sideways and glanced at Yue Yong, who was also in the Pingzi group not far away.
At this moment, the host's voice sounded again: "Starting from the preliminaries, everyone will be divided into four groups, three heroines - Sheath Flower Group, Hundred Hundred Group, Pingzi Group, and those who conquer two or more at the same time. Harem group!
Please compete in your own group. Only the winning couples will advance to the finals! In other words, it is up to the representatives to compete to determine who is the best heroine! The boyfriend who can bring out the charm of his girlfriend during the in-game date is the winner!
Then, the game begins! ! "
As soon as the host finished speaking, everyone present took out their game consoles at the same time, lowered their heads and opened their eyes wide to operate them excitedly.
A certain obese man wearing black-rimmed glasses, a watermelon head, and freckles on his face kept tapping the pages of the game console with an electronic pen in his hand.
"Hmph! Let me show you how awesome my girlfriend is with a total gaming time of over 5,000 hours!" the man said excitedly.
"The first one to act is No. 132 of Team 100," the host explained, and at the same time, the image of the game console in the hand of this contestant appeared on the big screen on the stage. "Boyfriend power and intimacy are undoubtedly the most important factors. Full!"
At this time, on the big screen (from the boyfriend's perspective), Miss Baibai, the girlfriend of Group 132, waved her hands and smiled and ran towards her boyfriend who was waiting for her in the park.
I saw Baibai coming to No. 132, blushing slightly, twitching her posture, and said in a low voice: "I always feel that there are so few people... I... can't bear it anymore!"
Having said that, Miss Baibai threw No. 132 down into the flowers beside her, held its head and began to chew it vigorously.
"Oh! My girlfriend got excited all of a sudden!" the host explained excitedly.
"That's...!" Kondo, standing between Jiangcheng and Gintoki, opened his eyes wide and said in disbelief, "It only happens when there is no one around and the value reaches the highest level, and the girlfriend is in heat. —"Shameless (French) kiss!"
“What is ‘estrus’? ! This is simply an erotic game! "Gintoki had black lines at the corners of his eyes, and he pulled his neck and complained loudly.
"This is a rare kiss that even hardcore players rarely see!" Kondo explained seriously.
No. 132, who was constantly tapping Miss Baibai's lips on the game console monitor with the electronic pen in his mouth, was laughing...incomparably...crazy.
"Heh heh heh heh...I have worked hard for this day!"
At the same time, members of the Baibai Group looked at this scene with horrified expressions.
"No... don't! My... my Miss Baibai!" A contestant from the Baibai Group held his head and exclaimed in a panic.
"Cheer up, your Baibai is here..." Ms. Baibai, who belongs to her (from her boyfriend's perspective) next to the contestant, comforted her, but before she could finish speaking, she shattered into countless pieces with a "pop" and slowly dissipated. up in the air.
At the same time, more and more Miss Baibai in different costumes were broken into pieces and dissipated in the air. The only Miss Baibai who survived was... Miss Baibai of Xinbachi and Jiang Cheng's Baibai who did not belong to the Baibai group. Miss Bai.
"Oh!" the host exclaimed again, "Under the attack of No. 132's Kiss of Chaos, the Hundreds of Teams lost their fighting spirit one after another and gradually collapsed! The judges' evaluation is-"
As soon as the host finished speaking, the judges on the side raised their respective scores.
Middle-aged man with bun - "Exciting cuteness P - 60P"
Middle-aged man with freckles, glasses and buck teeth - "Heartbeat P - 95P"
The orangutan (Kondo) who got into it at some point - "Ready to make a move - 100P!"
"I'm ready to score 100 points!" the host explained excitedly, "The total points are 255! Super high scores suddenly appeared!"
"Hey! There's an orangutan in there!" Gintoki complained angrily to the host with his veins popping out.
"Well, dear, that's not me..." Baibai raised his head, a look of worry on his face.
"Ah, I know." Jiang Cheng replied casually.
"Dear..." Baibai's eyes widened unconsciously, and at the same time his pupils trembled slightly, and even added mental activity: "Dear, you actually believe me so..."
"Why is your game so outrageous? Why is there still psychological activity?" Gintoki pointed at Bai Bai and complained expressionlessly.
"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng, who was picking his ears, looked at Gintoki with a strange expression, "Isn't the foundation of love just trust?"
After hearing this, Gintoki showed a look of disbelief, "You...are you really that idiot Jiang Cheng?!"
"Believe it or not, I'm going to kill you right now?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Gintoki coldly, and then chuckled softly, "I knew you definitely didn't read the instructions for sleeping in love carefully. It was written on the instructions Such a sentence!"
"Ah, that's it..." Gintoki became expressionless again.
"But even a man like me, who knows nothing about love, knows about this kind of thing." Jiang Cheng said again, and then glanced at the hundreds of people on the side, "But having said that, their... level is really Is it very high? Because of this kind of thing, I have completely lost my fighting spirit. Is the ability to resist blows too weak? Mom will be disappointed if she sees it, right?"
"No, I should be disappointed to see them come to this competition." Gintoki murmured.
"Well, I can't deny it." Jiang Cheng nodded lightly and refused to comment.
What Jiang Cheng didn't know was that the values on the Baibai game console placed in his arms were rising rapidly. In the blink of an eye, all the values except the level had climbed to the highest level, his girlfriend's mood and so on...
[Hmph, hey, let me win in the Hundred Hundreds...] No. 132 chuckled and secretly rejoiced in his heart. But just after he finished thinking, he suddenly discovered something. That was—Xin Baji and him were dating in the park scene. My girlfriend—Miss Baibai!
At this time, Xin Baji was swinging his arms mechanically, his cheeks were slightly red, and his eyes were evasive and he glanced at Bai Bai aside from time to time. The Bai Bai beside him also behaved in a similar way. In fact, every time the two people's eyes met, they would instantly shift their gaze, and their cheeks would turn red for a while.
"Ah! There is also a boyfriend!" the host continued to explain.
"Shin Yaji-kun..." Kondo said slightly surprised, and then opened his eyes unconsciously, "That...that's it!"
"What's going on? This couple didn't even hold hands when they were dating!" The host said again, "Not only that, but the boyfriend power and intimacy are also below the standard!"
"Impossible!" Kondo looked surprised, "In any case, you are already addicted to that level!"
"It's a platonic love!" the host explained excitedly, "It's a completely different platonic relationship from No. 132 during the passionate kiss!"
(Note: Platonic love is a purely spiritual view of love that abandons carnal desires.)
Seeing this scene, No. 132 chuckled in his heart: [Humph, the winner has been decided.]
"Um..." At this moment, Xinbaji suddenly stopped and asked Miss Baibai on the side with evasive eyes, "Are you thirsty? If you are thirsty, then I will buy a drink..."
"Finally can't bear the embarrassment of silence?"
"Ah, let me buy it then." Miss Baibai said quickly, "What does Mr. Xinbaji like to drink?"
"No...I'm sorry, let's drink tea." Xin Bajiu responded softly.
Two minutes later, Bai Bai came back with a bottle of green tea in his hand. After unscrewing the lid, he handed it to Xin Baji with both hands, "Here~"
"Um...Miss Baibai, here is only one bottle..." Xinbajiu said quietly after taking the tea.
"Ah, because I also want to drink tea." Miss Baibai replied sheepishly, "If they are the same, it doesn't matter if they just have one bottle."
(End of chapter)