Miss Baibai's words were like a refreshing whirlwind that instantly touched the hearts of everyone present except for a few people. What's more, they were directly blown to the ceiling by this refreshing whirlwind.
"Ju...hehe,he...it was an indirect kiss?!" All the contestants from the Hundred and Hundred Groups looked at Xin Baji who was controlling the game console in shock.
"What a surprise! Instead of passionate kissing, I only used platonic indirect kissing to compete!" the host explained excitedly.
"Why? Indirect kissing is obviously not a kiss..." A contestant from Team 100 clasped his hands in front of his chest, with a look of yearning on his face and sighed with emotion.
"But why does it make people's hearts beat faster? It feels more real than the passionate kiss over there..." Another contestant took over with the same expression and said coquettishly.
"Could it be that...Shin Yaji-kun..." Kondo suddenly thought of something, showed a look of shock, and explained to himself, "In this venue, from the judges to the contestants, there is no doubt that they are all virgins. For virginity For me, a deep kiss is a figment of imagination just like a dragon or a Pegasus..."
As he spoke, Kondo clenched his fists in front of his chest, and his expression became serious, "But! If it's an indirect kiss, everyone should secretly play the recorder of the girl they like, and sneak through the sweatpants of the girl they like. , it feels more real than kissing!”
"You are the only one who secretly wears sweatpants." Gintoki complained with black lines in the corners of his eyes.
"There's something...something wrong with the contestants in this conference..." Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his mouth and complained silently, while his forehead also turned black.
"Could it be that Shin Yaji-kun has noticed this point?!" Kondo continued, minding his own business.
Looking at Shinpachi (from the perspective of her boyfriend) with bloodshot eyes wide open, holding tea in both hands, not knowing whether to say nervous or excited, tremblingly spilling all the tea on his face and clothes, Gintoki complained again: " No matter how you look at it, it’s just a real virgin, right? It’s just an indirect kiss in the game, how excited are you? Indirect indirect kisses are basically all about kissing!”
Before Gintoki finished speaking, Shinpachi was overly excited and failed to hold on tightly, causing the bottle in his hand to fall to the ground.
Seeing this, Xinbaji quickly leaned down, picked up the bottle and apologized quickly: "Yes... I'm sorry! I'll buy another bottle right away!"
At this time, Miss Baibai came over, shook her head gently, and replied softly: "No need."
"Ah! I totally made my girlfriend angry!"
After hearing the host's explanation, No. 132, who was still kissing passionately, secretly rejoiced: [Win! She is my Miss Baibai...]
Before he finished thinking, No. 132 suddenly opened his eyes wide and looked in the direction of Xin Baji with a look of disbelief.
I saw (game perspective) Miss Baibai leaned down at some point, and without waiting for Xin Baji's reply, she took the initiative to move forward and kissed Xin Bajiu's lips gently.
Until Miss Baibai ended the kiss and stood up, Xinbajiu still had a dull look on his face and could not react.
"I don't need it anymore~" Miss Baibai turned around on one foot, put her hands behind her back, and said cutely, "Because I'm satisfied~"
At this time, all the contestants in the 100-group competition, including Kondo who didn't know when he got mixed up among them, looked up to the sky and spit out a mouthful of old blood.
At the same time, Baibai, who belonged to No. 132, also shattered into countless pieces and dissipated in the air when No. 132's psychological defense was breached.
Looking at the Baibai group, where all members except New Eight were lying on the ground with blood at the corners of their mouths, the host announced loudly: "No. 154! Entered the finals! And you don't even have to look, everyone gets perfect scores!"
At the same time, the three judges also raised their respective signs. They all scored 100 points. To be honest, it was a bit eye-catching.
Looking at the "Ready to Move - 100P" raised by Kondo, Gintoki once again complained crazily: "Ape, you are just ready to move all day long!"
"That...does that kind of thing really make people excited?" Jiang Cheng pointed to the Baibai group beside him and asked Gintoki, "Am I the weird one? Am I the abnormal one?"
"No, it's them." Gintoki replied silently, but then added, "But your brain is better than theirs in a sense, in the sense that it is hopeless."
"Washing inside..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng reached out and pushed Gintoki's head hard into the floor.
At this time, Kondo came to the front of all the contestants and shouted excitedly: "Everyone, please be happy! There are infinite possibilities in sleeping with love!!"
In an instant, everyone burst into tears and cheered loudly.
"It's God! It's God who has arrived!" With tears in their eyes, everyone opened their hands and shouted in the direction of Xin Baji, "Long live the virgin god, long live the goddess Baibai!"
"No, this is a god. It's better to say he's a god below the toilet god, right?" Gintoki pulled his head out of the floor, wiped the blood on his forehead and complained, "It's a god stained with feces, right?" ?”
"I always feel...compared with them, I seem a bit unworthy of the titles Nite and OTAKU..." Jiang Cheng replied silently.
"Don't worry about that, you are already 100% useless."
"Do you still want to be stuffed into the floor by me? Natural curls?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Gintoki coldly.
"If you don't talk about this, what are you going to do about that?" Gintoki glanced at Yue Yong, who was not far behind him and looked like a young girl in love.
"I don't know..." Jiang Cheng raised his head and sighed softly, "To be honest, I can't think of anything now. Although I was asked by Rilun, if you think about it carefully, there is no way to start. Of course, this So does the convention.”
At this time, the host explained again: "Well, let's take a look at the situation in the zoo of the Sheath Flower Group."
When the host began to explain, the situation of the Shenhua group who had already started dating began to appear on the big screen.
"The number of couples kissing randomly has gradually decreased. It seems that they have noticed that this competition cannot be won by lingering alone. Couple No. 230 (Sougo) has not taken action yet. What exactly do they want to do?"
The camera (from the boyfriend's perspective) gradually turned to Sougo and NTR Kondo's Kahana, and Kahana standing in the cage was covering her chest with one hand and covering her thigh with the other hand, twisting and saying, "Ah~ It's really good." It’s so shameful…”
"Are you embarrassed?" Sougo, who was standing outside the cage, half-squinted his eyes. His dull eyes just looked at Sheath Flower indifferently, and his tone was flat, "Then let more people come and see, you look so ugly. posture."
At this time, Gintoki and Kondo, who suddenly discovered something, complained loudly with horrified expressions on their faces: "What the hell kind of trick is that!"
At the same time, Jiang Cheng took out a small notebook from his arms and whispered, "Does body painting play with imprisonment? Write it down and write it down."
"Why do you remember that kind of thing?!" Gintoki pointed at Jiang Cheng and complained crazily.
"As a reference for Yoshiwara's club," Jiang Cheng put away his notebook and explained, "The club's profits have not been very good recently. Customers commented that the tricks are a bit old."
Gintoki:…
"Sougo! What are you doing to my sheath flower?!" Kondo held his head and shouted in a state of collapse.
At this time, a gust of wind blew by, and Shenhua screamed and squatted down, then raised his head and begged Sougo in front of him: "Anyway, if you want to play body painting, at least give me frame glasses..."
"What on earth are you insisting on!" Gintoki complained crazily.
At the same time, Sougo picked up a marker and drew a mustache around Shenhua-chan's mouth.
"And..." Sheohua tightly protected her chest with both hands and closed her legs tightly, "It's so painful to not be able to breathe through the skin. Water, please give me water, Master..."
"Your insistence has been a bit off since just now, right?" Gintoki complained again.
"Is it uncomfortable not being able to breathe through the skin?" Jiang Cheng once again took out his notebook and began to record, "Then, it is better to choose pigments that have better breathability and are not irritating to the skin..."
"What you do is meaningless at all!" Gintoki Shiro complained with all his strength.
"No, this is very necessary." After answering, Jiang Cheng put away the notebook.
"Water?" Sougo, standing outside the cage, took out a bottle of green tea from his arms, "There is only one bottle here."
With tears in her eyes, Shenhua-chan looked at Sougo lovingly, and said with some embarrassment: "That's fine, no... I should say it's better that way... I really want the two of us to drink together... or something..."
"Let's play indirect kissing here too!" The host exclaimed again, "Under such abnormal circumstances, can indirect kissing still make people cute?!"
Seeing Shenhua-chan in front of him who was constantly breathing heavily and with a pleading look on his face, Sougo unscrewed the bottle cap and poured the water into the pig trough in the cage without any hesitation.
"Really? If it's two people, we can share a bottle."
Looking at Shenhua-chan lying on her stomach, drinking from a bottle of water with a little pig, Gintoki complained wildly: "Who are you drinking with!!"
"Where is the master?" Shenhua Jiang raised her head and asked Sougo weakly.
"No need," Sougo replied calmly, "I'm already satisfied."
(Note: This is a pun. Runぅ can mean satisfied or wet...)
"What are you satisfied with? In what way are you satisfied?" Gintoki complained.
"Hey!" An uncle from the Sheath Flower Group pointed at Sougo and said dissatisfiedly, "We are all watching here, don't go too far!"
Immediately afterwards, all the members of the Sheath Flower Group raised their arms and shouted in protest.
"Oh! After seeing the evil behavior, the members of the Sheath Flower team became angry!"
"Can you please stop interfering in our relationship?" Sougo glanced at the players of the Hundred Team beside him and retorted unhurriedly, "Sheath Flower likes this."
"No, I don't think doing this kind of thing will make the sheath flower happy!" The uncle just retorted, and then glanced to his side, "Look, our sheath flower's happy expression... eh? Where is the sheath flower? ?”
At this time, all the contestants in the Sheath Flower Group discovered that the Sheath Flower that had been by their side for some time had...disappeared!
In the end, everyone found their own Shenhua-chan. However, when everyone saw Shenhua kneeling on one knee in front of Sougo with their heads lowered and heard them say in unison, "We are back! Master!" All the players in the Sheath Flower Team had their mouths half open, stunned and collapsed on the spot...
"The Sheath Flower Group has been wiped out!!" the host shouted again, then looked in the direction of the judges, "How is the score?"
Seeing that they all scored 100 points, Gintoki couldn't help but complain again: "In the end, as long as you are a woman, you can be anyone!"
"That serious sheath flower was actually trained to be so humble. It's a perfect battle to stimulate NTR's interest! It's God, it's God who has come!"
Seeing all the members of the Shenhua group worshiping as if they were sick, Gintoki complained again: "How many gods do you want to mass-produce?!"
"Hmph, those sows are really ugly..." Sheahua, who was standing on Jiang Cheng's side, pushed up her glasses on the bridge of her nose and snorted disdainfully.
"No, that's you too in a sense." Gintoki complained.
"No, I'm not going to be trained into such a messy woman by a brat who doesn't have all my hair. Let him wait for another hundred years." Shea Hua looked disdainful.
"I always feel that your talents in women are the most outrageous..." Gintoki complained, "By the way, I thought you could train women like that boy. After all, you are also super S."
"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng crossed his hands with disdain on his face, "There's no point in training a woman like that. Women... I still like the feeling of being unable to control them."
"Are you referring to Oppai?" Gintoki complained with disdain.
"Both aspects..." Jiang Cheng shrugged, "Besides, I...can't like a woman who blindly changes herself to suit the other person's preferences. The same goes for real love."
"Dear..." Sheath Flower opened her eyes unconsciously, "You mean... I can just keep the status quo?"
"Ah, that's good." Jiang Cheng replied casually, "A woman who forces herself to change for a man, and who forces herself to conform to his interests, is just a toy in the final analysis. I... don't like that kind of woman."
"Dear..." Sheath Flower pressed tightly against Jiang Cheng's chest again.
What Jiang Cheng didn't know was that except for the level, the values on the game console that belonged to Sheath Flower in his arms were increasing rapidly.
"In this way, the Baibai Group, the Sheath Flower Group, and the Harem Group have all produced contestants who have entered the finals. What remains is the finals!" the host said again, and then looked at Jiang Cheng in the audience with a smile, " Jiang Chengshi, please hurry up and get on stage to prepare for the finals."
"Hey? Is it already the finals?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, "What about the preliminaries? What about the preliminaries for the harem group?"
"Don't worry, Jiang Chengshi, because you have achieved a dream like a harem that is unattainable among otakus, so... you can directly enter the finals!"
"That's it..." Jiang Cheng nodded, then held his chin and started thinking. After a moment, he raised his hand and continued, "That..."
But just as he opened his mouth, he was interrupted by Gintoki who looked unhappy.
"Wait a minute!!" Gintoki roared, and then pointed at Tojo, Kozaru, and the squirming Tsukiyoshi behind him with a burst of veins, "Isn't there another Hirako group?!"
Another chapter, in the wee hours of the morning.
Something happened during the day...
(End of chapter)