"Why are you ignoring us!" The little ape shouted angrily with his eyes white and gritted teeth.
"That's it! Doesn't it matter if you die before you've seen the young master's cuteness?!" Dongcheng, with veins popping out on his forehead, looked indignant.
"I...I...that..." Yue Yong pretended to be calm, crossing her chest with one hand and holding the cigarette rod with the other hand, but even though she was pretending, her face was still completely red and her voice was trembling, "...Darling said that …want to participate…”
"That's enough, Yueyue, you've worked very hard." Xiao Yuan showed a rare soft expression and patted Yueyong's shoulder, comforting her softly.
At this time, all the judges showed their score cards at the same time... Well, no surprise, they all got zero points.
"Well, all of them are zero points." The host said again.
"We haven't done anything yet!" Gintoki argued angrily with his eyes white.
"No, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look cute." A middle-aged male judge with a bun said while holding his chin.
At this time, perhaps only Jiang Cheng noticed the flash of loss flashing in Yue Yong's eyes.
"Stop joking!" Gintoki clenched his fists and looked at the judges' table angrily, "Why do you think I participated in such a disgusting conference!"
"Then let me ask you in turn, do you really want to date Heiko?" The judge crossed his arms, narrowed his eyes slightly, and asked Gintoki in a calm tone.
"No, that's not easy to say..." Gintoki was a little stuck for a moment, "Anyway, I want to enter the finals..."
"Do you really love Pingzi?!" Another judge then asked.
In an instant, several black lines seeped out from under the corners of Gintoki's eyes. He curled up his lips and glanced at Hirako behind him with disgust. Then he stood up straight. After a few seconds of silence, he bit the bullet and lied loudly: "Of course... of course. Love it! You bastard!"
As soon as Gintoki said this, the entire audience fell into silence. Everyone present showed a very shocked expression, with their mouths half open, staring at Gintoki blankly.
"Gintoki...you..." Jiang Cheng opened his eyes wide, with a look of disbelief on his face.
Gintoki, who also noticed the change in the atmosphere, looked around and complained in his mind: [Huh? Wait a minute, why did the atmosphere suddenly become so serious? Why is this the only one that is truly understood?]
As he said that, Gintoki glanced at Kozaru, who had an expression of unwillingness for some reason, Yue Yong, who was patting Kozaru's shoulders to comfort him, and Tojo, who was silently crying for some reason.
[Why do you seem unwilling? Why the look of recognition? Why are you crying?]
Gintoki had already begun to doubt his life, but then he thought of something again, and the corners of his eyes twitched and he slowly turned back to look at Hirako mechanically.
Hirako, who accidentally glanced at Gintoki, quickly turned his face away, and at the same time, his face turned red unconsciously.
"I... don't feel happy..."
[You are so blushing! ! ] Gintoki's face with a constipated expression was already covered with cold sweat, and at the same time he prayed in his heart, [Stop! Please! Stop this atmosphere now!]
"I understand." The host nodded and spoke again, "Since you said so, please come and prove your words. The meeting place of the Hirako group is - Dream City (LOVE World)!"
(Boyfriend's Perspective) Looking at the love hotel in front of him, Gintoki suddenly felt bad and his expression completely froze.
[Immediately... come to the official duel immediately? ! ] Gintoki cursed in his heart, and then protested loudly toward the judges' table: "Wait a minute! There are amusement parks and zoos in front of us, why are we the only ones in the sports complex?!"
[Come on, let me see your clever tricks. ] Sougo raised the corners of his mouth with a bad (sinister) smile.
"What's the clever trick?" Gintoki complained wildly.
[Climb up, climb up here...] Shinpachi adjusted the glasses on his face, looked at Gintoki condescendingly, and raised the corners of his mouth at the same time.
"How is it possible to climb up! It's at the bottom! It's in a cesspool!"
"What are you afraid of! Dad!" Kondo, who was cosplaying with a one-eyed boxing coach, shouted through gritted teeth, "Let everyone see your left hook, which is the fastest in the world!"
"What's the left hook?" Veins popped up on Gintoki's face instantly, and he complained with a frown, "Don't say it's straight, it's just soft! You can't see "tomorrow" at all! "
At this time, Dongcheng took the lead and started to operate the game console in his hand. At the same time, he blushed slightly and murmured: "Let me reveal the shameful appearance of the young master in a place like this. That...that...is so exciting." Bar!"
"The first one to act is No. 311!" The host continued his old business.
On the big screen (from the perspective of her boyfriend), Dongcheng, who was standing in front of the love hotel, bit his thumb like a baby and said coquettishly to Heibei in front of him: "Young master, my diaper is itchy and uncomfortable, I want to go." Where can I change it~"
Looking at Tojo who was pulling Heibei coquettishly, Gintoki complained with disdain: "Very good, instead of using diapers, you should change your mind."
"As expected of a couple who are used to playing with babies, they easily passed the first level..."
Before the host finished speaking, something suddenly happened on the screen, and Heibei was seen shaking off Tojo's hand impatiently.
"Really, can you please stop it?" Heibei looked impatiently at Toucheng who had a constipated expression in front of him, "We are not serious, if we don't restrain ourselves, I will call the store manager. "
"Oh! What's going on? Heibei, who I thought was his girlfriend, turns out to be just Hirako, the director of Hirako Salon!"
"What is Hirako Salon?! Why go to a store when you've already gone to the game?! That idiot!" Gintoki complained with all his strength.
At this time, Heibei on the screen took out his mobile phone and dialed the store manager's number without any explanation and put it to his ear, "Moxi Moxi, I am now troubled by a strange customer..."
The panicked Dongcheng quickly raised three fingers and prayed: "Ah, wait! I...I'll add 30,000 more!"
"Store manager, it's here." Heibei waved to the store manager who rushed over.
"Don't call the store manager! Please don't call the store manager over!"
Dongcheng pleaded loudly, but it was too late. The store manager wearing sunglasses had already arrived at the door of the hotel and entered fighting mode.
Looking at the big screen that suddenly turned into a fighting game, Gintoki complained again: "Why did you start a fighting game without permission!"
"No. 311 enters the battle with the store manager!" the host explained, "In this case, we must first defeat the branch manager, then the head store manager, and then the president. We will not be able to return to the date until we defeat the final BOSS Frieza! "
As soon as the host finished speaking, Dongcheng on the screen was filled with serum and emptied of HP by the store manager, commonly known as... a complete victory!
"It has become a completely different game!" Gintoki complained again.
"Hey, Pingzi is indeed the worst. It's a good thing he can date that kind of girl." The words of a virgin with glasses and buck teeth wearing cat ears were full of disgust.
Seeing the virgins who were indignant because of Hirako, the host once again shouted passionately: "My impression of Hirako is getting worse and worse!"
"Don't be ridiculous!" The little ape, who was one step ahead of Yueyong, began to control the game console in his hand, "Don't confuse my Pingsang with that kind of Pingzi!"
"The person acting at this time is No. 294, the Hira-san couple who forcibly turned Hirako into her boyfriend!"
Jiang Cheng was speechless as he looked at Xiao Yuan who forcibly transformed Ping Zi into Ping Sang, causing the entire game screen and operation to become DQ.
Fortunately, after just a few minutes, the little ape was defeated at the hands of the store manager.
"Let's... come on too." Yue Yong's hand holding the game console was still trembling slightly, her eyes began to gradually transform into mosquito-repellent incense clothes, and her pretty face was already completely red, needless to say.
"No. 233 and the boyfriend couple who also transformed Hirako into Heisei set off!" The host explained again, but...
five minutes later…
"Hey? What's going on...it stopped? Is it a malfunction? It stopped in front of the hotel. It stopped for five minutes. It's not good. If it lasts more than five minutes, the security guard will pay attention! It's already shouting! The security guard is already shouting The store manager!"
Two more minutes later…
"Then... that, next time... I will definitely win next time..." Yue Yong glanced at Heisei who could do nothing but squint and smile, "right... right?"
Along with the music that ended the battle, the host simply announced the result: "Only the last group left!"
"Wait a minute." Jiang Cheng said, holding a sign with "Heart - 100P" written on it, "What's over? No, we haven't lost yet."
"It's Jiang Chengshi from the harem group! Jiang Chengshi from the harem group raised objections and gave her 100 points!"
"You..." Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief.
"Although I have a lot to say, what I want to say the most is..." Jiang Cheng put down the sign in his hand, scratched his head at the same time, and looked at the host, "Can this boring competition stop? What? My wife is the best martial arts club in the world? What on earth is going on with this disgusting conference? There is no such disgusting conference in reality. After all, what are you competing against? The charm of your own wife? "
"Um, Jiang Chengshi?" the host called out cautiously.
"Shut up," Jiang Cheng glanced at the host coldly, and then said again, "Ah, it's really troublesome. You actually come to such a disgusting conference, your own girlfriend's charm contest, for that kind of thing? Someone else. A contest where he happily accepts comments about his girlfriend? Is that so? Shinyaji? Sougo-kun?"
As he said that, Jiang Cheng glanced at Shinpachi and Sougo on the stage, and then glanced at everyone in the audience, "And you guys, there should be a limit to your innocence, right? Why don't you have a girlfriend? Just Because of your disgusting thoughts, you start to dislike your own girlfriend just because you see the charm of other people's girlfriends, and then... point fingers at other people's girlfriends... Hey, stop it a little bit, you guys... really understand what it means to be a woman. Friends?"
(End of chapter)