"Jiang Cheng, no matter what I say, what you said is too much..." Gintoki reminded with a frown.
"No, it's not excessive at all." Jiang Cheng said in a casual tone, "It's just a fact. Humans who lose their love because of that kind of thing are just scum. I have been wondering since the beginning, what is the meaning of this conference? ? If you really want to have a showdown, what kind of outcome should be decided? It should be about your love for your girlfriend, right? You guys are so bad!"
"I'm sorry! Jiang Chengsang! I will never lose my love to Miss Baibai to anyone!" Xin Bajia raised his glasses and shouted seriously.
"Huh? Really?" Jiang Cheng picked his ears, then glanced at the host, "Well, can we announce the result of the competition now?"
"Huh? Now? Although the final is just a formality, but now..."
"Ah, now, I can't wait any longer." Jiang Cheng waved his hand, looking impatient.
"Then, the winner of the final battle is...Jiang Cheng from the harem group!!" The host loudly announced the result of the competition.
"Eh-?!" In an instant, everyone was confused.
"I'm sorry, Xinbaji, the outcome of this game was determined from the beginning," Jiang Cheng continued, "It must be difficult to accept, right? Of course, because the competition was not about competition from the beginning. I love that kind of thing, but it’s just...a competition among girlfriends for their charm.”
Having said that, the big screen was divided into three small pieces, and each piece recorded the values on Jiang Cheng's three game consoles. Except for Pingzi's values, the other two... the values have reached the maximum, including the charm value.
"I almost forgot, there is another person," Jiang Cheng said, turning back to Pingzi behind him and saying softly, "I'm sorry, I broke your penis."
As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Pingzi's whole body burst out with dazzling light. After just two seconds, when the light dissipated, a beauty with long flowing hair appeared in front of everyone.
"No...it's okay." Pingzi responded softly, lowering his head and blushing slightly.
"Who...who?!" Gintoki complained crazily, "Who is this woman?! Why can it be like this with just an apology? Why is an apology more useful than full-body plastic surgery?!"
With that said, Gintoki turned his head and imitated Jiang Cheng's expression and tone and said to Hirako, "I'm sorry, I broke your O-sei."
But... it has no effect at all.
"That's not possible at all!" Gintoki yelled frantically, holding his head.
"Let's see," Jiang Cheng pointed at the big screen showing the MAX charm value of all the members, and then pointed at the three hundred and three people beside him who were all emitting golden light, and shrugged, "Compare the charm. If so, do you still need to continue the comparison?"
"No...impossible, my Miss Baibai can't compare to...Jiang Chengsang..." Xinbaji instantly knelt down, holding his head and falling into doubts about life.
"And me, I haven't given up easily yet, boss." Sougo curled his lips, "I have long wanted to compete with the boss. My S and the boss's S, which one is better? .”
"Stop it, I won't play that boring training game with the woman I like. You just treat it as a toy, right?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand, and then kindly reminded, "By the way, kindly Just a reminder, the consequences of treating women as toys are very serious."
"Boss, are you scared?" Sougo sneered.
But as soon as he finished speaking, Sougo suddenly lost his footing and fell, or rather fell to the ground.
"Hey? What's going on?" Sougo made a confused sound, and then he looked up and saw the extremely vicious Shenhua-chan holding a whip and wearing a queen's uniform stepping on his back with a huge grin.
"Master...has switched offense and defense..." Sheohua Jiang licked her lower lips with a joking look on her face, "I also want to let the master experience...the joy of being a boar! Hahahaha..."
"Boss! You...!!" Sougo suddenly thought of something, that was... Jiang Cheng glanced at Sheath Flower indifferently when he took Sheath Flower away from Kondo.
"Ah, she moved her hands and feet a little bit. Just before you took her away from the gorilla." Jiang Cheng replied honestly, "Of course, in fact, even if she didn't move her hands and feet, she would still switch between offense and defense. I Didn’t I say it before? Treating women as toys is very dangerous."
After saying that, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something again, ignored Sougo's screams, raised an index finger and said with a squinted smile: "By the way, if it is in bed, I still hope that you can cater to me a little bit." Interested, I... still prefer to be the main attacker."
"Hey, what dirty jokes are you talking about out of the blue?" Gintoki complained expressionlessly.
"In short, if it is literally said that "my wife is the best martial arts club in the world", I have already won. "Ignoring Gintoki's complaints, Jiang Cheng continued, "But...if it were about winning or losing something else, I...probably wouldn't even be able to enter the budget round, such as love for my girlfriend...or something. So...I abstain. "
As soon as Jiang Cheng said these words, everyone present widened their eyes and looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief.
At this time, Jiang Cheng turned around, looked at the three people in front of him, Baibai, Sheohua and Pingzi, and said with a hint of apology: "I'm sorry, you guys, actually I... don't like you three at all. To be honest, I should There’s no feeling at all.”
"We know." Baibai and three people lowered their heads and faces at the same time and responded softly.
"That's good," Jiang Cheng smiled softly, "Although I consider myself a mature adult, I'm still not tactful enough to say something like "I like" to a woman who doesn't have feelings for her. So, ,goodbye."
After saying that, Jiang Cheng raised his hand and waved and walked towards Yue Yong.
"Well..." Jiang Cheng came to Yue Yong and stopped, and at the same time scratched his hair a little irritably, "Congratulations. Although Rilun and the others asked me, but... now, what you want to hear should be just Congratulations, right? And it seems that you haven’t heard a word like this until now, right? So let me be the first one, congratulations and wish you eternal happiness. Falling in love... whether this kind of thing is in reality or in a game, I... I always do a terrible job, but even I know that when others are happy...just send them blessings."
"Thank you... thank you." Yue Yong nodded and responded softly.
"If you like something... just feel free to like it boldly. I will find a way to explain it to Rilun." Jiang Cheng continued, "After all, no one has the right to judge other people's love, even if it is virtual... imagined The same goes for things. Also, Hinawa and the others are very worried about you. Say hello to them when you have time, and bring your...favorite boyfriend or something. And Shinpachi over there, your sister is very worried about you. Oh, if possible, have a good chat with her when you go back. Has blind and twisted love covered your eyes? That’s it, goodbye..."
"Wait a minute..." Yue Yong suddenly reached out and gently pulled Jiang Cheng's sleeves and corners, "I... I'll... go back too."
"Huh? Why?" Jiang Cheng turned around and asked doubtfully, "To be honest, after watching so many disgusting dates, your group is the only one that can barely watch it. If you participate in the finals, you can probably win the championship. , of course, the premise is that this competition is not "My wife is the best martial arts club in the world" but "My love for my wife is the best martial arts club in the world". "
"No, no need." Yue Yong shook her head slightly, and then threw the game console in her hand into the air. After saying "I'm going back," she turned around and walked slowly towards the entrance of the venue.
After gently raising the corners of his mouth and humming softly, Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes with a smile, crossed his hands and put them into his cuffs and walked slowly towards the door.
At this time, Gintoki looked at Shinpachi who was kneeling on the stage with an unacceptable look on his face, and said calmly: "Stand up, Shinpachi, this is not the end yet, the next step is the beginning for you. You who can pour out free love through games will one day be able to love others from the bottom of your heart.”
"Gin-san..." Shinpachi raised his head and looked at Gintoki blankly.
"So don't just play games and face reality."
"Um!"
At this moment, the host, who had been discussing with the judges for a while, returned to the stage, held up the microphone and shouted to Jiang Cheng, who was about to walk to the door of the venue: "Jiang Cheng over there, are you really planning to abstain? With the unanimous approval of the judges, this competition has just been renamed from My Wife’s Best Budokai in the World to My Love for My Wife’s Best Budokai in the World.”
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng stopped at the door of the venue, raised his hand and replied without looking back: "If it were changed to something like that, I probably wouldn't even be able to pass the budget competition. Goodbye..."
"What a pity, then... in order to compete for the championship, get the latest FPS game gift package belonging to the champion, the finals continue!" The host said again, "But the rules have changed, it is no longer a charm competition between girlfriends, but a competition between girlfriends. Girlfriend love competition! Are you ready?!"
"Oh!!" Jiang Cheng, who returned to the stage at some point, shouted loudly with his fist raised.
After a long silence, the host looked at Jiang Cheng expressionlessly: "Jiang Cheng's family?"
"Don't worry, those words just now were just a joke." Jiang Cheng chuckled, "The real victory has just begun now!"
"Well, if I remember correctly, Jiang Chengsang, you just said that you don't love your girlfriends at all..." Xin Bajiu pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose and said softly.
"You remember wrong." Jiang Cheng retorted without any hesitation, then opened his arms to embrace Baibai, Sheahua and Pingzi, "Of course I love them...all three of you."
"Dear~" Baibai and the other two people instantly became ecstatic and rubbed themselves against Jiang Cheng desperately.
Thinking of what Jiang Cheng said just now, "Although I consider myself a mature adult, I am still not tactful enough to say something like "like" to a woman who has no feelings." Gintoki complained expressionlessly. One sentence: "Where are the mature adults we agreed to do?"
"Going back..." Yue Yong's voice suddenly sounded from behind Jiang Cheng.
Half a minute later, everyone present looked expressionless as Jiang Cheng was dragged behind by Yue Yong, with several kunai above his head, rolling his eyes and still twitching from time to time.
"Um, Jiang Chengshi?" the host shouted weakly.
"Wait...wait...wait for me...I...will come back..." Jiang Cheng, who was dragged out of a long line of blood, said this weakly.
"There is no doubt that it is love." Gintoki commented.
"Well, my love for games." Xin Bajiu answered silently.
(Sleeping in Love Chapter, end.)
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Another chapter is in the early morning or early morning. There has been a lot going on lately.
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