On the streets of Edo, in a certain restaurant.
"Please do not search." Gui held up the signboard that said "Do not search" and began to think casually, "I only found such a writing board in Elizabeth's room. Telling me not to search, does it mean not to search?" What are you looking for? Or is there something you can’t look for? If you look for it, will you find something you shouldn’t be looking for? So what is it that you can’t look for? Or find someone willing to help you look for it, and then decide whether to look for it or not. Is it better to find someone who should look for something and then decide whether to look for something that shouldn't be found or not look for something? I'm looking for people who are willing to help find this answer, but if even that isn't something that shouldn't be looked for, If you are looking for something, then I will look for someone who can find someone who can find something that I shouldn’t be looking for... Ouch!"
Before Gui finished speaking, Gintoki, who was sitting opposite him, and Jiang Cheng, who was sitting beside him, kicked and fisted him at the same time. Gintoki's boot stepped directly on Gui's right cheek. The left cheek is where Jiang Cheng's fist is.
"It's so annoying/Ya Gama Wash!" Gintoki and Jiang Cheng said at the same time.
"Why did you get lost in the do not search maze?" Shinpachi, who was sitting next to Gintoki, was holding a soda drink, his eyes half-squinted, and his face was speechless.
"Don't look for it yet..." Gui, who was lying on the table with his nose still bleeding, murmured.
"Who is looking for you?" Gintoki complained, and then analyzed casually, "Anyway, that's it. He ran away from home. He ran away from home."
"Elizabeth ran away from home?!" In an instant, Gui sat up, slapped the table with both hands, and argued excitedly: "Impossible! There is nothing that can destroy the relationship between us! The last time we saw each other It was the same when Elizabeth was..."
As he said this, Gui suddenly froze for a moment, and his voice became a little weaker, "When was the last...most...last time you saw Elizabeth?"
"Don't you even remember?!" Xin Bajiu complained crazily.
"Didn't you notice he was gone right away, Aru?" Kagura, who was sitting next to Gintoki and had just finished countless bowls of pork cutlet rice, asked while rubbing her belly that was even more exaggerated than that of a ten-month pregnant woman. He also burped after finishing.
"No…"
As soon as Gui opened his mouth, he was interrupted by Jiang Cheng sitting next to him.
"Hey, pause, you'd better think about this matter by yourself with your poor brain cells." Jiang Cheng clapped his hands expressionlessly, then his expression changed, and he crossed his hands on his chin, He looked at the Gintoki three people opposite him with serious expressions, and said again: "Well... I called you three out this time for no other reason. In fact... I have noticed some strange phenomena happening around me recently... or Talk about some strange things about people around me that seem to be directed at me. For example..."
"That's him, is he the one who wrote about it, Aru?" Kagura leaned close to Gintoki's ear at this time, whispering while glancing at Jiang Cheng from time to time.
"Yes, that's the feeling," Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded, then spoke again, "And..."
"I didn't expect that Jiang Cheng-san would have that kind of experience," Shinpachi leaned close to Gintoki's ear and whispered in a low voice, glancing at Jiang Cheng from time to time. "It really shouldn't be underestimated. Speaking of which Kagura likes Chapter?"
"That's right, that's the feeling," Jiang Cheng nodded again, "And..."
"I like the second part, Aru," Kagura replied in a low voice, "The heroine in the second part, Aru, is so handsome."
"Exactly, that's how it feels," Jiang Cheng nodded again and praised, "And..."
"The second chapter? It's pretty good, but I like the third chapter better," Xinbaji frowned and said in a low voice, "That one is more touching, right? By the way, my sister also likes the third chapter very much. Three articles."
"Yeah, that's probably what it feels like," Jiang Cheng nodded again, "And then..."
"What a child~" Gui folded his hands and chuckled, shaking his head, "I think the three articles are pretty good. But I didn't expect that Jiang Cheng would be like that..."
"Well, that's right!" Jiang Cheng stretched out a hand and pressed Gui's head hard on the table, "I can always hear such comments from people around me, Baihua, and walking on the streets of Yoshiwara I always hear comments like this from the wandering girls.”
"Um..." Gui, who had smashed the tabletop, raised his head and asked weakly, showing his bloody forehead, "Did I say something wrong just now? Why are you treating me like this?"
"Although the imitation is very similar, it makes people angry."
"You guy!" Gui gritted his teeth and said bitterly, then turned his head and began to curse softly.
"besides…"
Jiang Cheng spoke again, but as soon as he spoke, he saw the Gintoki three people sitting opposite were discussing something in a low voice, and looked at him from time to time with expressions of teasing, contempt, ridicule, or sighing.
"Exactly! That's the reaction!" Jiang Cheng snapped his fingers and nodded at the same time, but then he reacted, clapped his hands on the table and stood up, "No! No! Totally wrong! Why are you doing this too? Such a reaction?! Why do you have the same reaction as the wandering girls on Yoshiwara Street?! By the way, what exactly happened?"
"Huh? Could it be that Jiang Chengsang doesn't know yet?" Xin Baji looked at Jiang Cheng with a puzzled look.
"What do you know?" Jiang Cheng asked.
"Someone's love novel written from a woman's perspective has been circulating recently from Yoshiwara." As he spoke, Shinpachi took out a novel with the shadows of Jiang Cheng and three women printed on the cover. ""The Story of Jiang"! The whole novel is divided into three parts, each telling the twists and turns of the love story between the three heroines and the hero!"
"Huh?" Jiang Cheng half-squinted his eyes, and the corners of his eyes began to twitch unconsciously, "What did you say?"
…
Jiang Cheng sat on his seat, his head lowered and his face darkened as he kept flipping through the novel in his hand. In five minutes, Jiang Cheng had roughly finished the first chapter.
The story of the previous chapter is actually very simple to sum up. On a certain martial planet, the princess who was supposed to inherit the throne of her father who just passed away was framed by the minister and lost her inheritance rights. In the end, she had to escape from the palace and wander around. The princess even had her power taken away from her. The minister was accused of murdering the previous king, and the minister sent soldiers to pursue him.
The princess lived a very miserable life in hiding among the people. One day, she suddenly met a man named Jiang who was wandering in the universe and happened to come to the planet. The story of the two began.
Although the story is old-fashioned, it is a bit more interesting because it is from a female perspective, and the ending is not bad. With the help of a certain man named Jiang, the princess finally regained the throne that should have belonged to her and at the same time liberated herself. The minister who poisoned his parents will be brought to justice.
In the process, the seemingly big princess of the European school developed a kind of super friendship with a man named Jiang. However, after helping the princess regain the throne and take control of the country, a certain man named Jiang left silently...
"Yeah~ But I didn't expect that Jiang Chengsang would have such an experience before. It's really impressive~" Xin Baji said with emotion on his face, "Speaking of which, that princess was really lucky to meet Jiang Chengsang. I I really felt happy when I saw the final moment when the princess took back the throne and got her revenge..."
"What kind of story is this!" Jiang Cheng yelled frantically after reading the first article, "It's all made up! And what is super friendship?! I don't remember such a thing at all. !”
"Huh? Are you making it up?" Xin Baji said in surprise, "Obviously the author said it was adapted from the heroine's dictation."
"That stinky woman..." Jiang Cheng said bitterly through gritted teeth, his hands clenching loudly.
"I like the second part, Aru." Kagura raised her hand and said, "The heroine thinks Aru is super handsome, the best doctor in the universe, etc..."
"Doctor? That woman?" Jiang Cheng showed a strange expression on his face, and then opened the second part of the novel again.
In another five minutes, Jiang Cheng had roughly read the second part or the middle part.
The story of the novella is also very simple. It is probably about a female barefoot doctor who searches for and treats difficult and complicated diseases in the universe.
"This universe...is filled with many diseases that we have never understood..." This sentence is the mantra of the female doctor. While searching for difficult and complicated diseases in the universe, the female doctor met a man named Jiang who was also wandering in the universe. .
"Like two lone wolves attracted to each other..."
After that, the two traveled together, visited many planets, and saw many difficult and complicated diseases. The female doctor was kind-hearted and always treated various strange diseases for free for the people of some poor planets.
In the process, the two developed a super friendship. However, after the female doctor successfully won the championship from the Universe's First Doctor Martial Arts Association, a certain man named Jiang left without saying goodbye...
The story in the second part or the middle part is more daily and warm, with not much description of the relationship between the two, and the writing is more focused on the people and things encountered on various planets suffering from various strange diseases.
"That's totally wrong! What is a lone wolf?" Jiang Cheng closed the novel and complained crazily with his veins popping out, "When did that woman say she wanted to be the number one in the universe?! By the way, wasn't she a plastic surgeon?! The ending wasn't right either. ! It was obviously the male protagonist who dumped her! Why did she dump the male protagonist?! Why is she the only one so handsome in the whole story?! The male protagonist is completely useless! And... this should be considered plagiarism, right? This style It’s completely copied from the insect master, right?”
"Well, there's a third chapter, and my sister and I like the third one the most." Xin Baji comforted him.
"Hey? Wait a minute..." Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted, "Has your sister... also read this novel? By the way, has this novel... already begun to spread throughout Edo?"
"It is now a best-selling work in various bookstores in Edo!" Shinpachi replied, "I heard that there are still preparations for making a movie."
"Who agreed to do this!" Jiang Cheng shouted angrily with blue veins and white eyes.
…
After roughly finishing the third part, which is the next chapter, Jiang Cheng took a deep breath after being silent for a long time...
"It's all just nonsense!"
We will leave the third part of the story to the next chapter...
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