At the same time, on the outer edge of the earth, on the main ship of the rescue team, which was looking for something, a man with messy hair and sunglasses standing in the main control room suddenly sneezed.
"Ah hahaha, it feels like Miss A Liang is thinking about me, hahaha..." Sakamoto rubbed the back of his head and laughed, then he made his decision, "Yoshi! It's decided! It's better to smile back now. bar…"
Before he could finish speaking, Sakamoto, who had suffered severe injuries to his buttocks, slowly knelt down on the ground while covering his lower body, and at the same time, his body began to twitch slightly.
"What...are you doing? Xiaolu..." Sakamoto turned around and looked at the culprit of the hard blow just now.
"Is now the time to do those things?" Mutsu took a step forward and kicked him again, but he never looked down at Sakamoto.
"Target lost!" On the console, a member of the emergency team responsible for radar search reported, "Captain, this is..."
"Is it completely hidden in the darkness?" Sakamoto covered his lower body and stood up, glanced at the radar screen in front of the member, slightly raised the corners of his mouth and sighed softly, "The Phantom Mercenary Tribe is really not simple. Here~"
"Is now the time to sigh?" Mutsu complained.
"Don't worry," Sakamoto crossed his hands with a disapproving look on his face, and then looked at the blue planet outside the window, "They are there on that planet."
…
At this time, Earth, Edo Kabukicho Park.
Gui was riding a white horse, with a headband specially used by anti-barbarian warriors tied around his head. He was wearing armor, holding the horse rope with one hand, and holding his sword with the other hand, shouting loudly: "Come out! Attack the universe!" !”
By the way, a white formation flag with "Galaxy Unparalleled" written on it was tied to Katsura's side.
Looking at the white horse that was still roaring and jumping without obeying the master's discipline, Kagura standing aside complained: "Wig, that white wooden horse alone can't go to the universe Aru."
As soon as Kagura finished speaking, Hakuba also threw Gui out. At the same time, he roared and kicked his hind legs hard, sending Gui flying.
"Ah, it's that kind of launcher." Gintoki said to himself, and then turned around at the same time along with Shinpachi and Kagura. At the same time, he did not forget to cheer perfunctorily, "Maybe that one can really go to the universe. Come on, come on."
Gui, who had been ravaged by the white horse and was lying on the ground twitching with blood flowing from the corner of his mouth, raised his hand with all his strength, "Wait...wait a minute, you guys, you actually ignore the crisis of the earth's survival. This is not the case." Is he considered a warrior?"
"If this idiot who "didn't realize the other party was coming to invade the earth and kept him as a pet" is a samurai, then I won't be a samurai anymore. "Xinbajiu complained expressionlessly.
The story started after Jiang Cheng left the restaurant. With Gui's hard-to-use head and the large number of writing pads at home, Gui finally recalled the last time he saw Elizabeth.
At the same time, a woman wearing a bright red lipstick and a red bow on her head appeared in the same style leather case as Elizabeth, and explained to everyone the truth about Elizabeth's departure without saying goodbye.
"That's right, that person and I are not cute pets, but are here to invade this planet. We are an espionage force sent to the enemy's territory to investigate, and we are secretly active under Dajini, Chenra, and Yatsura The phantom mercenary tribe has been called the white devil since ancient times and has been feared by people. It’s called Lotus Pendant!”
"He is lurking on the earth disguised as your pet and secretly transmits information about this planet to the headquarters. Your lovely pet is the captain of that gang. Then they have completed their mission and returned to the mothership, and they have transferred the memories that are not good for them. Erase everything. You keep forgetting him because your memory was erased by him."
These were the exact words spoken by the woman who claimed to be Elizabeth's ex-girlfriend. Anyway... Gui became like this after that...
Looking at the three Gintoki people who were about to leave, Gui struggled to raise his head and shouted excitedly: "You! Would you rather believe what that fake Fujiko said than Elizabeth? I won't admit it! Elizabeth will come to invade the earth. Or something, that kind of slutty woman turned out to be Elizabeth’s ex-girlfriend or something…”
Before he could finish speaking, Gui was suddenly shrouded in shadow. The initiator of the shadow is the slutty woman in Gui's mouth, let's call her Fujiko, with two feet standing on both sides of Gui's head. The scenery inside the leather case, from Gui's perspective, can be said to be... unobstructed. .
"Ara~ How could I be so slutty~" Fujiko gently held up her leather case and moaned.
"You..." Gui's eyes widened and his tongue was wide open, unable to speak a complete sentence. At the same time, his body froze due to some kind of stimulation.
"Can you please tell me?" Fujiko said, pretending to be distressed, and then his body swayed slightly, "Hey, where did you get so debauched?"
"You're still...what else are you talking about, you..." Gui said incoherently, and at the same time his cheeks turned red, and his body trembled due to some kind of stimulation, but his eyes did not shift at all, still staring straight at his own. above.
"Why would you want to help a slutty woman like me?" Fujiko asked pretending to be confused, her voice full of temptation.
"I, I, I, I..." Gui quickly covered his eyes and retorted without any confidence, "I'm not here to help you! I'm not here to eliminate foreign enemies as a patriot! I'm here as a friend. !”
As he spoke, Gui's tone calmed down, "Even if there are hundreds of questions and evidence, I still choose to believe in the glass of wine we touched each other. This is the so-called friendship between men..."
Immediately afterwards, Gui sat up, turned his back to everyone, and continued: "He must have encountered something, and he must have been involved in such an incident because of his last resort. He must be very troubled."
Gui turned around and looked at everyone seriously, "Then whether it is the Milky Way or the blood river, I will cross it and rescue my friends!"
Seeing the unstoppable nosebleeds that were still flowing out of Gui's face, Shinpachi silently complained: "No, you are already bleeding like a river."
After listening to Gui Yixi's words, Fujiko chuckled softly, "Humph, he is not as innocent as you think, but it doesn't matter, our enemies are the same, right? If you don't want the earth to be destroyed, you will also help, right? ?”
Gintoki, who was sitting on the fence nearby, looked impatient: "Stop joking, you invade the earth without authorization. Who is going to help you? Can you write the word "invasion"?" Um? "
Kagura, who was squatting on the ground holding an umbrella and using branches to write "Invasion of the Fields" on the ground, turned around and said, "Anyway, it seems too difficult for Yato, Aru."
Fujiko hooked her hand towards Gintoki and raised her eyebrows. "Then how about making a deal with me? Brat, although it's a pity it's not in bed."
"Who is the brat? You bastard," Gintoki said in a moment of displeasure, "You are the one, how long are you going to pretend to be a good woman like Mine Fujiko?! You have neither [beep-] nor [beep-] Loose woman!”
next moment…
Fujiko, who was standing on the swing and blocking the swing, shouted deliberately, "Oh~ didn't you notice? There is a goddess flying above you~"
Lying under the swing with nosebleeds and his eyes constantly shifting as Fujiko swayed, Gintoki was surprised and said in his heart: "So fast!" It developed into such an unclean relationship in an instant!]
"What's so fast?! You obviously ran over and took a peek at that moment!" Shinpachi complained angrily.
"That's such a pity!" After saying that, Gintoki disappeared from the place in an instant.
next moment…
"You should go all out with your perversion from the beginning!" Shinbaji complained again.
"I didn't expect that there are such slutty men on earth. I'm really impressed~" Fujiko, who was shaking hands with Gintoki, praised from the bottom of his heart.
"That's a typo!" Xin Baji complained, "What are you trying to agree with each other?! How on earth do you shake hands?!"
"We can understand each other with other ethnic groups in a short period of time." Gui walked over with a serious expression on his face, "So as long as we can talk to Elizabeth, we will definitely be able to reconcile!"
"They haven't talked about a word," Xin Baji complained again.
"Anyway, we need to formulate a battle plan first." Gui held his chin and said to himself.
The next moment, Katsura, Gintoki and Kagura were all lying on the ground, looking up at the scenery inside Fujiko's leather case.
"Then, use me as a map to draw up a battle plan."
"Then, that's it," Gui said tentatively, "If you think of that as the universe..."
"What are you talking about?" Gintoki scolded, "A woman's body is originally the universe."
"Where is the universe? There are only forests, Aru." Kagura retorted.
Unable to bear it, Xin Baji turned to the sky and shouted: "Elizabeth! You can come and destroy the earth!"
As soon as Shinpachi finished speaking, he suddenly heard a huge roar behind him and the screams of Gintoki and others. In an instant, Shinpachi became expressionless.
(End of chapter)