Last time the book mentioned -
Oppai is the right way in the world!
The big European style is wealth! no doubt!
It was the Edo period, and there was a supporting politics in the shogunate, which was to dispatch assassins and cultivate a huge power group of the European faction. Its name is - Demon...
"Shut up!!" Gintoki and Shinpachi flew over and kicked Jiang Cheng aside at the same time.
"What are you doing?" Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and struggled to get up, "I'm just explaining the worldview of our work to possible new readers."
"Except for the word Edo, everything else is nonsense! It's all your delusion, isn't it?" Shinbachi pointed at Jiang Cheng with his veins popping out, and complained angrily with his big red eyes, "Now that Are you talking about those things?! The earth is about to end!"
"Really, if I had known better, I wouldn't have lent you the DVD of Demon O's Secret Sword Post." Gintoki curled his lips and complained with disdain.
"Are you the culprit?!" Shinpachi spat loudly.
As soon as Shinpachi finished speaking, Gintoki and Jiangcheng, who had kunai stuck on their foreheads, rolled their eyes and fell straight down at the same time.
"Stop playing tricks, don't you still have business?" Yue Yong crossed her chest with one hand, held the cigarette rod lightly with the other hand, and blew out a puff of smoke.
"She is indeed the strongest woman in the Demon O style..." Jiang Cheng murmured, rolling his eyes.
"Who is that kind of woman?" Yue Yong shouted with white eyes.
Seeing Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong arguing again, Xin Baji kindly tried to persuade them: "Don't argue at this critical moment, Jiang Chengsang, Miss Yue Yong."
With that said, Shinpachi squatted down and pulled out the towel from Sakamoto's mouth, and asked again: "Well, Sakamoto-san, why do you know about the plan of the lotus?"
"Ah ha ha ha, ah ha ha ha..." Sakamoto laughed naively and replied matter-of-factly, "We are a rescue team traveling across the universe. It is natural to know this information. Besides, we are the ones who sent those monsters to the earth. , that’s me. Hahahaha…”
In an instant, Jiang Cheng and others' foreheads darkened, and they looked at Sakamoto, who was still lying on the ground, expressionlessly.
—Exclusive dividing line of Sakamoto’s memories—
"Quick Rescue Team Logbook, October X.
Welcoming important figures from a certain country to Kuai Rin Maru for discussions..."
Sakamoto, who was holding a vomit bag with a very ugly face and vomiting out the contents of his stomach from time to time, behind him was Mutsu, who was kneeling on a mat, and sitting across the table was Elizabeth, who was wearing the exact opposite of the usual clothes - a pure black leather sheath. Manager Mi Chuoqin.
"Okay, I understand." Sakamoto, who had been vomiting for an hour, stretched out his hand and shook it. "The deal is established."
"Huh?" Mutsu, who was behind Sakamoto, was confused.
"In an hour of wordless discussion, the deal was made."
Looking at the back of Mi Zuoqing who was slowly leaving, Mutsu asked Sakamoto who was standing aside, "Hey, Sakamoto, is it really okay? Who is that guy?"
"Ah hahaha, don't worry about anything." Sakamoto laughed, "We have already told each other our secrets."
"No, you are the only one who has confided everything in your heart."
"I don't quite understand it, but it seems like they want us to deliver goods to Earth." Sakamoto explained.
Looking at the mighty Elizabeths who were walking towards the front under the guidance of a group of rescue team members, Mutsu complained again: "It's said to be cargo, but there are a bunch of strange creatures gathered there. Ah. Besides, when did he say those words? I could only hear his breathing."
"Just when you were going to the bathroom," Sakamoto explained, then he held up a writing board with a crossed-out earth on it. "He showed me this writing board."
"This is...a cross on the earth."
"I'm afraid it means that there is some crisis approaching the earth." Sakamoto analyzed, and then took out a picture of Mi Zuoqing's open hands surrounding (shrouding) the writing board of the earth, "Then they seem to want to start from this Protecting the Earth in Crisis.”
"Is that so? Compared to protecting, I feel like they are planning to do something else." Mutsu complained ruthlessly.
"To do this, he must first send his pet to Earth to serve as a watchdog." Sakamoto once again took out a picture of countless Elizabeth chasing the panicked Earthlings.
"When you say it's a guard dog, I think it's more like it's attacking people."
"Both pets and owners like to make noise when walking~" Sakamoto said nonchalantly, and then slowly shed two lines of moved tears under his sunglasses, "I am so touched that I can't stop crying...Σ_("∠) vomit…"
Looking at Sakamoto who was squatting on the ground and vomiting the filth in his belly, Mutsu complained again: "Aren't those tears?"
Sakamoto, whose tears couldn't stop being moved, stood up while wiping the corners of his mouth: "I never thought there would be heavenly beings who care about the earth so much. The mission of our rescue team is to find ways to connect earthlings and heavenly beings through trade. The path to good rapport.”
Saying that, Sakamoto took out the points card of the Earth Smile Bar from his arms, "And it can also collect the points of the Earth Nightclub. Who will do this deal if I don't do it? Let's go! Go to the home planet! Smile...Earth! Earth! The future is bright! Wait for me, sister Aliang! Hahahaha, ahhahaha..."
—The dividing line at the end of the meeting—
"Ahahaha, ahhahaha..."
Looking at Sakamoto who was lying on the ground and still giggling, Gintoki, Shinpachi and Jiangcheng kicked him over at the same time, roaring with white eyes.
"Where is the light?!" Gintoki shouted angrily, "It's all your fault that the earth is in darkness!"
"What have you done?!" Shinpachi pointed at Sakamoto, who was still being ravaged by Jiang Cheng, and spat loudly, "You actually summoned the spies who invaded the earth! You just dropped by the nightclub. Destroy the earth! They have problems in the first place! Everything about them must be suspicious! By the way, Jiang Cheng-san, please stop quickly, it’s about to break. Although Sakamoto-san is an idiot, if you break your waist like you do, it will break soon. Yes! And Sakamoto-san, how flexible are you?"
"Has he always been like this?" Yue Yong pointed at Sakamoto and asked Mutsu beside him.
"That's right." Mutsu nodded slightly, then pointed at Jiang Cheng and asked Xiang Yueyong, "Where is he?"
"There is no difference." Yue Yong replied lightly.
"The basis of business is to doubt others," Sakamoto explained aloud, "but my business is based on trusting others, ah! It's broken, it's broken! Stop it! Jiangcheng! It's really going to be broken! My waist... My waist is about to break! Yeah!!”
"It's from the beginning to the end of seasickness." Shinbachi complained ruthlessly.
"This guy's job is to use his crotch to transport pathogenic bacteria from the universe to the earth." Mutsu said ruthlessly.
"Ah ha ha ha, Mutsu, I'll kill you. Yeah! It hurts, it hurts! Stop! It's broken, it's really broken!"
After a click, Sakamoto rolled his eyes and made no sound.
"It's OK." Jiang Cheng clapped his hands and stood up.
"Where is it OK? It's over, right? Sakamoto-san's private parts and life are all over, right?" Looking at Sakamoto with his feet tied behind his head, Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and complained expressionlessly.
"It doesn't feel right. After investigation, I found out that it is like this." Mutsu closed his eyes, with a bit of solemnity on his face.
At this time, Fujiko, who had looked around the spacecraft for a week, finally realized, "I didn't notice it when I got on the ship just now. This is the ship from that time."
"Now on Earth, because of the seeds we sent and sown by the scouts, all Elizabethans have become speechless." As he spoke, Mutsu's expression gradually became serious, "But that was just their plan. In the first stage, they plan to blunt the Earth’s intelligence network and attack the Earth in one fell swoop. They must be stopped. No, you will understand if you touch your conscience, we have the obligation to do that.”
"It's none of our business!" Gintoki complained angrily with his veins popping out, "It's basically all your fault!"
"There's no time to complain. The only ones who can stop them are us here." Mutsu replied.
"I see," Fujiko said with her arms folded and her eyes closed, "This ship carries the last hope of the samurai, which is also the so-called Noah's Ark."
"No, my conscience says that I don't feel any guilt even if I leave it alone." Jiang Cheng put one hand on his chest and raised the other hand slightly, speaking in a casual tone, "Besides... I'm not a samurai. Well, if nothing goes wrong, , quickly give me the medicine that can erase memories, I want to go back."
"Wait a minute, Jiangcheng." After returning his waist to its proper position, Sakamoto stood up and said to Jiangcheng and Gintoki in front of him, "Kintoki..."
"I told you that my name is no longer Kintoki..." Gintoki reminded him impatiently.
Sakamoto looked at Gui, who was drooling and fast asleep on the ground because he was counting Elizabeth, "And the wig, it's no coincidence that you guys boarded this ship. You are the only idiots who can have a fight with the aliens." .”
"It's really not an accident." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes, tilted his head, and looked at Sakamoto with a smile on his face. "After all... I am here because you, an idiot, wrote such a thing."
"Ah hahaha," Sakamoto thought of something and rubbed the back of his head with a proud look on his face, "The writing is good, right? I heard that the sales are very good, and some partners are looking for me to make a movie. Ah hahaha..."
boom!
Jiang Cheng grabbed Sakamoto's head and pressed it hard against the window. He gritted his teeth and said bitterly: "Do you really want to bury the universe? You bastard!"
"Ah hahaha, I just wrote down what your ex-girlfriends said exactly on paper." Sakamoto explained.
"Do you think I believe it?!"
"Although I don't know where I got the third article, the first two are indeed like this." Mutsu raised his hand and said.
"Those two stinky women...!" Jiang Cheng's expression became fierce again, and his fists clenched loudly.
(End of chapter)