Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 592: The way to establish a transaction is very simple, just come up with the right pair

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In the corridor of Kuai Lin Maru, Jiang Cheng stood in front of the window and looked at the empty and dark universe quietly through the window. Beside Jiang Cheng was an upright man holding the cigarette rod lightly and holding his other hand around his chest, showing his pride. Yue Yong's chest was still puffing up.

"So haven't I warned you before?" Jiang Cheng said casually, "Following me will only lead to some very troublesome things, just like now."

Yue Yong hummed and had no words.

"After all, the people who have anything to do with me are just a bunch of idiots," Jiang Cheng continued, minding his own business, in a casual tone, "Idiots who are so idiotic that they could give away the earth to others. There is no need for you to participate in this kind of idiot war. In this idiotic situation, just protect what you want to protect."

"Yes, here..." Yue Yong finally said, "There is also... something here that I want to protect."

Jiang Cheng was silent for a moment, then chuckled softly, then turned around and walked towards the main control room. At the same time, he raised his hand and said hello: "I advise you to forget that boring thing, because one day you will find out , the existence you want to protect actually has no meaning at all."

"Whether it makes sense or not, I will decide for myself."

"Whatever you want, but... don't complain to me when you regret it."

Looking at Jiang Cheng's back as he left slowly, Yue Yong was thoughtful.

Just when Jiang Cheng disappeared at the end of the corridor, Sakamoto's voice suddenly sounded behind Yue Yong.

"That guy is still the same as before, I don't understand what he is thinking at all, hahahaha." Sakamoto rubbed the back of his head and laughed, "It was the same when we participated in the war together, and it is the same now. I can't understand him at all. Where exactly is the direction that the eyes are looking at? Or maybe there is no such thing at all, it’s just..."

"Yes," Yue Yong exhaled a puff of second-hand smoke and lightly interrupted Sakamoto, "Although I don't know, but... yes, from the moment I saw him to now, that man has never stopped. Footsteps, walking alone in a certain direction without looking back."

Saying that, Yue Yong thought of the time when Jiang Cheng massacred Chen Luo. Maybe it was true that Jiang Cheng's eyes didn't have any light from the beginning to the end at that time, but... maybe it was because the direction he was heading in was too clear, so he didn't have any nostalgia at all. Killing all those who stood in his way.

"That's right..." After muttering, Sakamoto continued, "It seems like this lady is closer to him than us old friends, hahaha."

Yue Yong didn't reply, but started slowly, holding the cigarette rod and walked leisurely in the direction Jiang Cheng left.

"Well, he will trouble you." Sakamoto's expression became slightly more serious, "After all... you may be the one closest to him now."

Yue Yong's steps paused slightly, but only for a moment, and then returned to normal.

Looking at Yue Yong's back, Sakamoto sighed with emotion: "She is really a good woman, but then again, why does that guy Jiang Cheng meet a good woman every time? It's really confusing and a bit envious, ah Hahaha, ahhahaha..."

As he spoke, Sakamoto took out a copy of "The Story of Jiang Shi" from his arms and turned to the last page. "The final ending...is death? In this way, she reminds us that she is also a good woman~ But then again Come back, he can really do it, you monster? Is Jiang Cheng an omnivore too?"

"Hey, we've contacted Renpeng's mothership." Mutsu's voice suddenly came from the side.

Hearing the sound, Sakamoto looked out the window and looked at the Lotus Mothership, which was getting closer and closer like a small planet: "You still have to focus on the things in front of you first, hahaha..."

On Lianpeng's mothership, Mi Zuoqin was looking at the blue planet, the Earth, through the window. Accompanied by the BGM of the Imperial March, Mi Zuoqin put up a writing board that said "Everything is going according to plan."

Then, with his other hand, he put up a writing board that said "In less than a day, the earth will be covered by that cloud."

At this moment, the automatic door not far behind Mi Zuoqin slowly opened. There was only a bunch of red hair on her head and only a belt and two leather belts full of rivets. "Elizabeth" or lotus came. Go behind Mi Zuoqing and kneel down on one knee.

"A fleet is sending us a signal." The lotus held up its writing board.

"What?" Mi Zuoqin put up his writing board, "Sending a signal to us who are invisible to the naked eye and radar?"

"This signal seems to be from a ship that has been in contact with us."

"What are they doing?"

Kuailinwan, in the main control room.

"Deal?" Shinpachi asked Sakamoto doubtfully.

"That's right," Sakamoto crossed his hands and nodded, looking at the huge lotus mothership as white as Elizabeth's face that appeared on the screen in front of him, and explained to himself, "The lotus is called a phantom mercenary. It is too difficult for the mysterious race of the tribe to find their special mothership that cannot even be detected by radar in the vast universe. So I plan to lure them in with a tempting deal."

"You said the attractive deal, what are you planning to sell?" Xin Baji asked again.

Jiang Cheng, who was leaning on the side, folded his hands and snorted disdainfully, his brows filled with displeasure.

Sakamoto didn't care about Jiang Cheng's attitude, and then said: "If it is that kind of stingy deal, they will only laugh at it, but they will never ignore this big deal. I want to sell the earth!"

"Selling the Earth?!" Xin Bajiao felt bad.

Sakamoto nodded: "They are going to invade the earth next. No matter how many troops and weapons they have, it will not be enough. I will provide the fleet's cargo and a large number of weapons as well as the support of the rescue team. Sounds good, right? It's ironic. Yes, because we have helped them in the past, the fact that we are neutrals should also have an effect. With our shrewd lieutenants, we can delay the transaction for one day. Of course, the earth can only last one more day. This is A once-in-a-lifetime deal for the Quick Rescue Team! Take back the future of the Earth from their hands before it disappears!"

After that, all developments were as Sakamoto expected. Renpeng agreed to the deal proposed by the rescue team without any hesitation and welcomed the rescue team's spaceship into its mothership.

Jiang Cheng and others divided their forces into two groups, and the crew members of the rescue team headed by Mutsu fought with Mi Zuoqing in the name of a deal to buy time for the earth.

Jiang Cheng and others disguised themselves and sneaked into the lotus to find a way to defeat the enemy and save the earth.

Gui, who was wearing an Elizabeth leather sheath with long hair, stood in front of the railing of the corridor, looking at the scene below and murmuring: "This is the home planet of Elizabeth as the mothership, it's just like a fortress. And there are so many Elizabeths…”

As he spoke, Gui stretched out his hand and started counting, "Elizabeth has one, two, three..."

Seeing Katsura becoming sleepy again from counting, Gintoki stabbed Katsura's buttocks with an expressionless expression. After receiving this blow, the latter slowly fell down.

"I told you to stop counting. If you fall asleep in a place like this, all your plans will be ruined." Gintoki looked disgusted, and then wiped the blood from the thorn on his hand behind himself, "Listen up, now try to be as inconspicuous as possible and blend into their actions, Wig Shabai!"

"No, it's not Elizabeth the wig, it's Elizabeth Elizabeth!" Gui struggled to get up and corrected.

"Lizabeth Kim, it's better to use a writing pad for the conversation." Sakamoto, who was also wearing a leather holster, raised the writing board. "If you open your mouth accidentally, your identity will be exposed. You must not open... open..."

"I Σ_("∠)vomit..."

Looking at Sakamoto, who was holding a writing board and bent over and couldn't stop vomiting, Gintoki complained: "Not only your identity, but everything is exposed!"

"No, I forgot to take my seasickness medicine." Sakamoto vomited and raised a new writing pad. "I...I can't bear this strange smell, but I can't help but want to take a boat."

"Are you going to get dizzy with such a big boat? You'd better stop building boats!" Gintoki complained again.

"Sakamoto! Your seasickness hasn't been cured yet?!" Gui said in surprise, and at the same time came to Sakamoto and helped him up. "I told you, if you feel dizzy, just open the window and look into the distance, and then Take a deep breath."

With that said, with a stab, Katsura tore off Sakamoto's leather sheath from his mouth directly to his feet, exposing Sakamoto's entire body.

"Where are you opening the window?!" Gintoki Byakuya complained, "There's no point in dressing up like this!"

"It's not the window there, wig." Jiang Cheng shook his head slightly, then came to Sakamoto, squatted down and unzipped Sakamoto's pants, "It's from here!"

"Yours is even more outrageous!" Gintoki complained again.

"What are you talking about? The zipper of pants is the window to society." Jiang Cheng stood up and spread his hands to explain, then lowered his head and smiled at Mosaic and said, "Sa, let's breathe a little, O Sakamoto."

"Although you are right, it's not right at this time, isn't it!" Gintoki Byakuya argued vigorously, but just after he finished speaking, he suddenly saw Sakamoto holding the railing and looking into the distance, and at the same time, O Sakamoto was also looking into the distance. , and instantly the whole person became even worse, "Don't look far away! Don't look far away like that! If you look up from below, you will find something extremely obscene!"

At this moment, Shinpachi, who had just arrived and stood in front of Arusha Bai (Kagura), Tsukisuba (Tsukiyong) and Fujiko, wearing only white underwear and his whole body painted white, reminded: "Yin Sang, Jiang Cheng Sang, can you hurry up? We are completely ready."

"Sorry, it's almost time to leave." Gintoki said casually.

"Go ahead!" Shinbaji's veins popped out, and he pulled his neck and complained wildly, "Complain to me, you bastard! Why am I the only one who comes here with all white paint and white underwear on! Why am I the only one who is unprepared for my cross-dressing? ah!"

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