"Eh?! Could it be that you are the new Eighteen?!" Gintoki looked surprised, "I didn't notice it at all. This will definitely work, right?"
"Ah, don't worry," Sakamoto replied, "I didn't even realize you were there until you spoke."
"It's like a person suddenly appeared out of thin air. It's really amazing, Shinbaji-kun." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and praised with a smile, "When did you learn the invisibility technique? You learned it when you were soaking in a hot spring. Is that so? Hanzo-kun?"
(Note: Hanzo refers to Hasegawa Hanzo, the male protagonist of the TV series The Transparent World. Just a reminder, it is different from the Transparent World that everyone thinks!)
"Who is Hanzo-kun?" Shinpachi complained with disdain, and then two huge veins popped up on his forehead silently, "How insignificant do I have to be? Is my sense of existence the same as being invisible? ? By the way, Kagura-chan, Miss Yueyong, can you two stop whispering about being on guard against me when taking a bath? I won’t do that kind of thing anymore!”
Gui chuckled lightly at this time and praised: "Don't worry, even though I have done so many cross-dressings, I have to admit that your cross-dressing is simply perfect. This is absolutely okay! Toshio-kun!"
(Note: Toshio refers to Toshio Saeki, the beloved son of Lord Kayako in the movie The Grudge, a white and cute little boy.)
"Who is Toshio?" Shinbachi complained again, "It's enough to think of me as Toshio! Do you want to be cursed to death by me?! The four idiots!"
At this time, Fujiko closed her eyes and said, "I really can't help it. My clothes are bigger, so I'll let you in."
The next moment, looking at Fujiko riding on Shinpachi's face, causing Shinpachi's nose to bleed, Gintoki spat loudly and complained: "Where do you want him to go! All the white demons have become Char's exclusive use." Hong is pregnant, you slut!"
Looking at Shinpachi who was lying on the ground with nosebleeds spreading all over, Gintoki sighed softly, then frowned and looked at Kagura and continued: "That's enough, Kagura, just let him in. Don’t you think it’s too big for you too?”
"Hey, I don't want Aru." Kagura refused with a look of disgust, "Aru Shabai has been transformed into a special one for me."
Holding his nose that was still bleeding, Shinbaji got up and reported his chips very calmly.
"Five vinegar kelp."
"There's really nothing I can do about you," Kagura put her hands on her hips, "If you give me 10, I'll help you."
After listening, Yue Yong pointed at Kagura beside him and looked at Jiang Cheng.
"Just pretend you don't know. The cultivation of this kind of values has nothing to do with me." Jiang Cheng turned away silently.
next moment…
With Kagura being carried on his shoulders, and with his upper body exposed from Arusha Bai's head, Shinpachi madly complained: "Is it any different from just now?! Taking a hundred steps back, you should hide your head first! Shinpachi It’s sticking out! It’s all exposed!”
"Stop being so verbose," Kagura said with a look of disgust and contempt on his face, and his words were full of impatience, "It would be too disgusting if you get another nosebleed down there."
"Who would have a nosebleed because of you! You idiot!"
"Ah?!" Kagura, who was instantly unhappy, turned around and came to the railing on the side, stuck her head out and looked down, "Did you say something just now?!"
"Ahh!!" Looking at the abyss below, Xinbaji screamed instantly.
At this moment, the sound of approaching footsteps suddenly came from behind Jiang Cheng and others.
After hearing the sound of the other party raising the writing board, Jiang Cheng and others all turned around and looked over.
"A few of you"
Soldiers wearing military caps and mustaches held up one writing pad after another.
"Is it a maintenance class?"
"What are you doing in a place like this?"
[Oops!]Xin Baji was shocked, [I am the only one exposed!]
"No...it's nothing." Sakamoto, who had a mosaic of filth in his belly from the corners of his mouth to his chest, raised his writing board.
"Just taking a short break." Fujiko held up the writing board with a mosaic of colorful unknown objects in her mouth.
[Why do you hide it so well? !]Xin Baji complained in his heart, but then he noticed something, [Ah? If you look closely, what do these guys have in their mouths? How panicked are they?]
Shinpachi looked at Gintoki and Katsura, who were holding UNO cards in their mouths, and then glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was holding a Sugoroku chessboard in his mouth.
[I said, what are you doing in there? Are you just playing UNO? By the way, did you even bring the Sugoroku chessboard? ! What are you here to do?]
Immediately afterwards, Shinpachi looked at Fujiko, who had an unknown substance in his mouth, and Yueyong, who was holding a bucket of lubricant in his mouth.
[What the hell is that in your mouth? By the way, Miss Yueyong, why are you carrying that kind of thing! Carry it with you at all times? ! How on earth are we going to get through this? What kind of expression should I show?]
"Hey, what's that on your head?" The lotus soldier raised the writing board towards Arusha Bai.
[You really want to complain about me, what should I do? what do I do? !]
"It's a pustule." Kagura raised the clipboard.
[Pus... pustule? !]Xin Baji felt bad all over, with his mouth half open showing a constipated expression, [What a bad excuse is this! How could others believe it? What kind of expression should a pustule make?]
"I have a pustule too." Sakamoto raised the writing board and spat out the contents of his stomach again.
[Just stop interfering!]Xin Baji broke down in his heart and shouted, "What you vomited out must be something else!"]
"Mine is a pustule draw card." Gintoki held up the board and spit out a card from his mouth.
[Don’t pull out the pustule!]
"Unfortunately, I drew four cards." Gui raised the writing board and spit out a card at the same time.
[It’s a pity it’s your head! I told you to stop playing with UNO!]
"Mine is a pustule Shuangliu. I just came to the custom shop and ordered the 20,000 yuan set B." Jiang Cheng raised the sign and spat out the complete Shuangliu chessboard from his mouth.
Looking at the Shuangliu map filled with unpronounceable store names, Shinpachi complained again in his heart: [Hey! Enough is enough, you bastards! By the way, what kind of Shuangliu map is that? Can anyone really play a full circle? ! It feels like your body won’t be able to hold on after two rounds!]
"What a pity. Because of the lubricant in this round, we can't roll the dice in the next round." Yue Yong raised the writing board and spat out another bucket of lubricant from her mouth.
[Miss Yueyong, are you coming too? !]
Ding ding ding…
Seeing the colorful mosaic of unknown objects added to Fujiko's mouth, Shinbaji once again complained crazily in his heart: "What else did you add?" ! What on earth are these people playing at? No, it’s going to be exposed, it’s definitely going to be exposed! Because of these idiots' fault, the earth is going to end!]
"Take good care of your body before going on an expedition."
Looking at the lotus soldier who turned around after putting up his writing board, Shinpachi was stunned for a moment, wondering in his heart: [Huh? Could it be that you got through it?]
"Wait a minute, I will lend you Krillage." The Lotus Soldier, who was not in a hurry to leave, took out a writing pad again from under the holster, and began to fumble in the holster with his other hand.
(Note: Clearasil, a famous British oil-control and acne-removing brand.)
[Muck it over! And he also wants to lend us Clarage!]Xin Baji was surprised in his heart, but he was not surprised yet. After seeing the other party turning around and holding up a huge chainsaw with the words "Bitter Aro Blood Flow" written on it, his whole body became even worse.
"Just use this to cut it." The other party raised the writing board again and turned on the electric saw.
[Clillac is more ruthless than imagined! !] Cold sweat dripped from Xin Baji's face with a constipated expression.
But just as they finished thinking, Jiang Cheng and others had already laid Arusha Bai flat on the ground in a tacit understanding, and at the same time held down Xin Baji's arms.
[Hello! What are you doing? ! Six idiots! ] Xin Bajiu collapsed in his heart and complained, [Assistant! Let me go quickly!]
Listening to the buzzing sound of the electric saw getting closer and closer, and looking at the electric saw getting closer and closer to his head, Shinpachi shouted in his heart: [Stop! I'm not a pustule!]
A few seconds later, looking at the glasses that had been cut off by the chainsaw in front of him and fell to the ground, Shinpachi... fell silent.
"It feels much more refreshing now." The other party raised the writing board again, then turned and left. However, as he left, he did not forget to raise the writing board again to remind him, "It's almost dinner time, hurry up and go to the lobby. .”
"Copy that!" Gintoki, who was still tapping the new eight words, raised his writing pad towards the other party.
It wasn't until the lotus soldier walked away that Xin Baji roared in his heart.
[Who am I? ! !]
…
In the brightly lit dining hall of the Lotus Mothership, unlike the crowds coming and going around and Jiangcheng and others who rushed to the dining area as soon as they entered the hall, Arusha Bai and Fujiko were much quieter. .
"It seems that we have finally broken through the first level," Fujiko murmured. "We have successfully infiltrated into the enemy's lair. The next step is the problem. In order to crush their plan, we must go deeper into the center of the army."
As he spoke, Fujiko looked at the two people sitting in the highest position not far away who had the same hair color, one red and one blue. They both had only a small bunch of hair on their foreheads and explained in a low voice: "Look, that's the one who was being raped." The two generals called Shuanglong. Lotus Peng is composed of small teams led by captains, and those who lead those captains are the two generals. And those who lead those captains are the two generals. Then, the leader of all this is from a small soldier Starting from the beginning, he relied on his skills and brains to gradually rise to the rank of marshal. Mi Zuoqing was known as the dark general and was feared. He was also the one who planned to invade the earth. Mi Zuoqing relied on his strength and strategy to become the strongest marshal. Lotus pods. The lotus pods are bound by strict rules. I can't show my skin or speak because of this."
(End of chapter)