Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 594: The effect of force is reciprocal, just like mom's slap

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"Did that backfire make you an exhibitionist?" Xin Bajia complained silently.

"Now the lotus pod has become a prop simply to satisfy that man's selfish desires." Fujiko showed a rare serious look and continued, "If we don't defeat that man, the earth...the lotus pod will have no future. We must find a way to get close to that throat. place…"

Before they finished speaking, there was a sudden sound of footsteps getting closer and closer behind Fujiko and Arusha Bai.

Fujiko, Kagura and Shinpachi turned around and saw a man with a yellow-haired mohawk holding a rifle muzzle out of his mouth.

In an instant, Fujiko and Arusha Bai quickly turned around again.

"No, try not to whisper!" Fujiko reminded in a low voice.

"No, you are basically the only one who is talking." Xin Baji complained in a low voice.

"Don't think this is just a simple dinner party, this place is also under the supervision of Mi Zuoqing," Fujiko frowned and reminded in a low voice, "If you drop a grain of rice, you will be shot immediately..."

After hearing this, Xin Bajiu suddenly showed an extremely frightened expression.

"It's okay, just follow me." Fujiko, who was holding a plate of rice, turned back to Arusha Bai who was patting her behind and comforted her in a low voice.

"Hey... I suddenly feel nervous."

"That's great Aru! New Eight!" Kagura suddenly discovered something, "It seems there is curry Aru!"

"Now is not the time to be happy! Kagura-chan!" Shinpachi whispered like a mother, "Don't throw natto into the curry like you usually do!"

After just saying that, it was finally Arusha Bai's turn. Xin Baji, who chose sweet curry, looked at the FC game card that the chef skillfully picked up from the pot and placed on the plate. Xin Baji's expression instantly changed. solidification.

[It’s called curry, but it’s just a box of red “off-road motorcycles” placed on white rice!]Xin Bajia's eyes widened, his mouth half-opened, his heart collapsed and he complained, "What's going on?" What is this? Are you bullying me? Is it wrong to choose something sweet?]

Looking at the dinner plate placed on the table by Arusha Bai who sat down next to her, Fujiko put up her writing board and said, "Oh, it's so sweet, you're really a kid."

Looking at the "Rescue Helicopter" on Fujiko's plate, Shinyaji complained again: "Is the spicy one just the black "Rescue Helicopter"? ! What the hell kind of planet is this? Why do you use red and white cassettes with rice? !]

"Hurry up, eat it while it's hot." Fujiko picked up the FC game card with a fork, then closed her eyes and blew on the golden finger.

[No, although it is indeed necessary to blow (the dust of goldfinger)!]

"There is really no other way. Since we have already entered the country, we should just follow the local customs. Xin Baji, let's find a way to share the food between the two of us, Aru." Kagura said.

[No, no, no, no, no, no, no! How can you eat this kind of thing! ] New Eighth shook his head crazily, rejecting it eight hundred times in his mind, [This is a NES cassette, there are only eight bits!]

Just as Shinpachi finished thinking about it, Kagura directly inserted the FC game card of the off-road motorcycle with a fork, flicked it upward, and threw it directly into Shinpachi's mouth.

[You are only responsible for eating free rice!]Xin Baji roared in his heart.

"Eat quickly, Shinpachi, or they will become suspicious of Aru." Kagura kept nodding her head, slamming Shinpachi on the dining table again and again.

"Hey, Shinpachi, Kagura." At this time, Gintoki, who was sitting opposite Arusha Bai, spoke up, "You don't need to eat that kind of thing."

Looking at Gintoki sitting opposite, who also chose Sweetness and only got an off-road motorcycle, Shinpachi shouted in shock: "Gin-san!"

"I actually want to let the soldiers eat this kind of thing before the war starts..." Gintoki looked disdainful.

"Don't look down on people." Sakamoto took over.

"Do they think they can conquer the earth with this kind of broken nutrition?" Gui's expression was actually very serious.

"It's true, this rotten planet doesn't even have decent food." Jiang Cheng closed his eyes, frowned and curled his lips with disdain.

Seeing Jiang Cheng and others getting up one after another and walking towards the dining area, Fujiko quickly stopped him and said: "Wait a minute, everyone..."

But it had no effect at all. Jiang Cheng and others had already arrived in front of the cook and raised their writing boards at the same time.

Gintoki: "Excuse me, can you give me DQ5?"

Sakamoto: "Please give me FF4."

Jiang Cheng: "Please at least give me a Castlevania. And the woman with the scar on her face over there is a newbie. Please change her to Donkey Kong or Popeye."

(Donkey Kong, Popeye and Donkey Kong JR were all three games that were released on the day the Famicom was released on July 15, 1983.)

Gui: "Is there a VB?"

[The problem is not there, okay? ! By the way, someone made a mistake!]Xin Baji complained again.

At this time, Gintoki, who found FF and DQ in a pot, raised his writing board towards Jiangcheng and others: "Ah, here, I don't have the Castlevania you wanted. I only found Donkey Kong JR."

"There's no other way, so I'll make do with Raisha's attack, and give Yueyue a children's set of Donkey Kong JR." Jiang Cheng put up his writing board, then waved behind him and raised the writing board, "Yueyue , here here."

"Ah ha! Sure enough, FF should choose the fourth generation with Red Wings, even though I'm seasick." Sakamoto put up his writing board.

"Sure enough, there is no VB?" Gui put up the writing board.

"No...not good!" Two drops of cold sweat broke out on Fujiko's face unconsciously, "DQ and FF can only be eaten by the captain level!"

"It turns out that the company captains are also eating Famicom cassettes!" Shinpachi rolled his eyes and complained in a suppressed voice.

"Especially Super Nintendo cartridges such as DQ5 and FF are first-class products that only generals can taste! As for Ryza's attack, that is a luxury that even generals can only enjoy occasionally! As for Castlevania... that only exists The best among the legends of lotus root!"

"What about Donkey Kong jR?" Shinpachi asked expressionlessly.

"That one is indeed a children's meal."

New Eight:…

At this time, the two dragon brothers who saw Jiang Cheng and others' movements stood up at the same time.

"What are you doing!!" The blue-haired general raised his writing board.

"Do just a few soldiers want to get the Super Famicom cassette?!" The red-haired general raised his writing pad.

[Suffer! The generals are angry!]Xin Baji secretly said that something was not good.

At the same time, the surrounding lotuses took out rifle muzzles from their mouths and surrounded Jiang Cheng and the four of them.

[What are you doing? ! Four idiots!]Xin Bajiu complained in his heart.

"Danger!" Fujiko exclaimed.

But at this moment, a white figure broke through the lotus pods and appeared in front of Jiang Cheng and others.

"General Ssangyong, I'm really sorry. For the sake of sending you my Resa attack, can you please let them go?" The white figure that suddenly appeared, Elizabeth, raised her writing board towards General Ssangyong who was in a high position.

"What?! General Jiang Lian, are they your subordinates?" General Lanlong put up his writing board.

"General...General?!" Xinbaji looked at Elizabeth who suddenly appeared, and two drops of cold sweat broke out on his face unconsciously, "Why, aren't there only two generals?"

(End of chapter)