Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 63: Things like character attributes are in the lens, mirror

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"Well, let's take a look at the next picture," Shinbachi said, taking out the second picture, "This is Musang, the producer of the advertising agency, who seems to have quoted Atong-chan many times. According to the investigation, he is a 100% candid camera maniac.”

As he spoke, Shinpachi took out a few more photos, "There is also director Satake Nabeo, who seems to be well-known in the industry for always attacking actresses. Actor Funaki Eishiro, the number one person in the suspense film industry, listen. It was said that I had a plan to star opposite Atong-chan, but it might fall through."

"Actress Kagi Kuumaoko usually loses when she competes with Atong-chan for roles." After introducing these photos, Shinpachi raised his head and said to Jiang Cheng and the others: "The main suspect is Those are the five people.”

"Too naive!" Gintoki snorted and said, "Shinpachi, you are too naive! These five people may be suspects, but you have forgotten the biggest suspect!"

"The biggest suspect?"

"Yes, he will hide in a dark place where no case has been committed. Everyone has seen it at crime scenes! You have forgotten this guy!" As he said this, Gintoki took out a photo, which showed a mysterious black man. film.

Looking at the photo, everyone was stunned.

Kagura: "This is it!"

Shinpachi/Jiangcheng: "Mysterious Black Shadow/Otsutsuki Black Zetsu!"

"No! Although the two are similar, this one is definitely not the same! Jiang Chengsang, you definitely got the wrong person!" Xin Baji reminded.

"That's right, there is a mysterious black shadow that appears in that detective manga and that mystery manga!" Gintoki nodded and continued, "Although he never identifies who the culprit is, when the audience really wants to see it It will definitely appear! That mysterious black shadow!"

"Ah! Who are you!" Shinpachi suddenly discovered that Gintoki on the sofa in front of him had disappeared, replaced by a strange man with hair in a bun and a suit who looked exactly like Tori Kogoro from a certain detective studio next door. year man.

"Can you please stop doing boring imitations! You idiot!" Shinpachi came to the sofa and yelled at Gintoki, who was squatting on the ground holding a bow and was about to give a tirade, while pointing at the uncle sitting on the sofa. Asked: “And, where did you get that guy?!”

"Ah, the drunken man downstairs at Granny Denshi's house looked so much like me that I couldn't help but..."

"Although this is not the Gintama crew, you should pay more attention! It will arouse the annoyance of fans of other works!"

"Then, there are only five suspects left," Jiang Cheng said, "leave this guy to me."

At this time, Xin Baji noticed that a man covered in black appeared beside Jiang Cheng. He was sitting tremblingly next to Jiang Cheng.

"That is… ?!"

"He was found by the crew of the Hokage next door. Am I good?" Jiang Cheng raised his eyebrows and continued, "It looks exactly like the mysterious black shadow. I heard he is called Black Zetsu or something like that."

"That must be someone else!" Shinpachi yelled, "Send it back to someone else quickly! Black Zetsu has run out, how can Naruto and Sasuke take risks! The plot will collapse! Teacher Kishimoto will be distressed ah!"

"It doesn't matter, I've finished filming a long time ago," Hei Jue shook his head and replied, "The two of them sealed me into a big rock. After the completion, the entire crew forgot about me, and I was sealed in the big rock. In the stone, day by day..."

As he said that, Hei Jue began to cover his face and cry.

"Hey! You've forgotten all about your character's attributes! Aren't you a mama's boy?! Aren't you the biggest gangster in the ninja world?! What's going on like this?!" Shinpachi shouted.

"That's just inside the camera! Do you know what I look like outside the camera?!" Hei Jue retorted, "All you need is one camera! I only need one camera! Can you give me the role of this mysterious black shadow?" Okay! I'll act, I can do it!"

"Don't add any more weird characters! It's already messy enough!" Shinbaji complained again, "Is this article a collaboration with the Naruto crew? I was not notified at all before the show started. ah!"

"Don't worry, Shinpachi. Anyway, the crew of the Hokage next door has forgotten about this guy. Why don't we give him a trial period first, and it's not without benefits. [Mysterious Black Shadow], [Black Zetsu], no matter how you look at it. The word "Hei Jue" saves more words! I can give you the extra words!" Jiang Cheng offered the biggest temptation.

"This... it's not impossible..." Xinbaji said coquettishly.

"What a ghost!" Gintoki and Kagura kicked Jiangcheng and Shinpachi at the same time, "I just picked up a similar person, you dragged him directly from the crew next door, who is too much! "

"I was a good heroine in the Gintama crew, but I ended up here to be the female lead for no reason, and I was asked to be randomly added to the cast for no reason. I was also very unhappy!" Kagura shouted while kicking Shinpachi. , "At least, give me those extra words! You stupid man with glasses!"

"Hey, why did your character's attributes suddenly change!" Shinbaji shouted, "Besides, is now the time to talk about this?!"

"In other words, these people are the biggest suspects, right?" Hei Jue said, pointing to some photos on the table.

"That's what I'm saying..." After a moment of silence, Shinpachi said again, "Well... can you speak normally? Can you stop using the hoarse voice you used on the Naruto crew? It sounds uncomfortable! Believe it or not, now Send you back!"

"Ahem," Hei Jue cleared his throat and continued, "Sorry, I'm used to it next door, and I can't change it for a while. But based on my experience as the mastermind behind seven hundred episodes of Next Door, I think This one is the most likely!”

As he spoke, Hei Jue's finger touched the photo of the mysterious black figure.

Everyone: "..."

The next second, everyone pinned Hei Jue to the ground and gave him a hammer blow.

"Go back to your Hokage crew! Go back! The experience of seven hundred chapters is of no use at all!" Jiang Cheng said as he stuffed Hei Zetsu, who had been beaten into a puddle of mud, into a courier box and sealed it with tape. And called a ninja express to expedite it.

In an instant, a ninja appeared in the Everything Room.

"Expedited express deliveryman Hattori Zenzo Ginseng!"

"Please send this back to the Hokage crew next door, please." Jiang Cheng said as he handed the express box and a wad of banknotes to Quan Zang, "Remember to rush it."

"Hi! Thanks for visiting!" After saying that, Hattori Zenzo disappeared from the place.

"Anyway, let's continue the follow-up investigation now!"

After the little farce ended, Xin Baji said again.

"There is no other way, this is the only thing we can do now."

Jiang Cheng replied with a sigh.

Night, seaside.

At this time, Atong-chan was participating in a suspense film on the set, and the director of this scene was Suspect No. 3: Stewing Pig Tail in a Pot.

Voice-over: Hey, isn’t that your name? !

"Hey, hey, it's over, Atong-chan, thank you for your hard work!" Stewed Pigtail shouted.

"You've worked hard too! Thank you!" Atong-chan bowed and said.

"The second suspect named Musang seems to be at the scene, so keep your eyes open!" Gintoki said.

"Why are you so motivated?" Jiang Cheng felt something was wrong and stared at Gintoki's face for a long time, "Is this the Gintoki I know? Isn't Gintoki the kind of person who has naturally rolled-up eyes without any motivation? How is this going?"

"Creatures like men must be motivated sometimes!" Gintoki said disdainfully, "There is no such thing as promising high rewards! Gintoki, I am not the kind of person who is motivated for high rewards. !”

"Ah, have you finally told the truth?" Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki with contempt.

"But I haven't seen that Musang since just now." Just after Kagura finished speaking, he heard a hurried shout.

"It's not good!" A staff member on the set ran over and shouted, "Producer Musang..."

Jiang Cheng and the others followed the worker to another hot spring.

At this time, this small natural hot spring had been cordoned off, and Musang was seen lying motionless in the hot spring.

"Why is there an open-air hot spring at the tip of the cliff..." Shinpachi muttered.

"Hey, surrender yourself, you did it, right?" Gintoki said to Jiang Cheng standing aside.

"What are you talking about?!" Jiang Cheng was immediately unhappy, "How could I do such a thing!"

"Hmph, as you said in the last chapter, get rid of all the suspects!" Gintoki assumed a classic Conan pose, pointed at Jiang Cheng with one hand and continued, "There is only one truth! that is you!"

"You're addicted to playing, aren't you!" Jiang Cheng kicked Gintoki, "I've been with you from the beginning to the end! I don't have any time to commit crimes, okay?"

"That's what you asked Baihua to do!"

"Do what you do! It's totally unheard of!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

Voice-over: It started with a threatening letter, and now the first deceased has finally appeared. This time it is a complete crime. The culprit must be hiding in a dark place. A series of murders full of mysteries, mysterious shadows appearing from time to time, plus The seemingly inescapable secret room murder case, well... all the answers will be revealed to you after the commercial!

"It's a serial murder case there! And it's not a secret room at all, okay!" Shinpachi complained.

Gintoki: "Hey! That's my line! Why are you taking my line! Gin-san, I just changed my costume, okay!"

But no one paid any attention to him.

Advertising time: da la la da la la da la la.

"Why would Musang..." Xin Bajiu murmured as he looked at the hot spring surrounded by a group of police.

"Okay, okay, that's it!" Kagura shouted as he put on his gloves and walked towards the murder scene.

The same goes for Jiangcheng and Gintoki.

"Leave it to us next." Gintoki said as he climbed over the isolation tape, "If you interfere randomly, the evidence will be destroyed."

"It's you who are meddling, okay!" Shinbaji shouted from behind.

(End of chapter)