Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 7: Two idiots, no, already four idiots!

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It was completely dark. Gui, who was walking on the street, suddenly stopped and looked up in a certain direction.

"It's such a nice view, the idiot is flying in the sky." Gui said through the wall, looking at Takasugi who was hanging in the tree.

"Well, it's indeed a nice view. You can look down at the fool." Takasugi replied without any hesitation.

"So, what are you going to do next?" Gui leaned against the wall and asked with his back to Takasugi.

"What else can I do?" Takasugi's tone was full of indifference, "Tell me that if I dare to go there again, I will sever the relationship."

"I see, your father can't stand the gossip outside." Gui lowered his head and continued, "[Matsushita Village Private School], there are recent rumors that children from the neighborhood are gathered here to carry out questionable teaching activities in order to criticize the government and subvert the country."

[Establish their own Bushido in their hearts, and everyone can become their own samurai.] Gaoshan couldn't help but think of what Songyang once said to him, and couldn't help but chuckled, "That's right. If all the samurai in the world become like what he said, this country will take jujube pills."

"Maybe, but..." As he spoke, Gui's expression softened, "I won't feel tired when I get along with them. I have always felt that [Samurai] are a kind of boring people who are bound by various things. Existence, even if I really want to be a samurai, I...want to be such a free samurai."

The next day.

Takasugi stood outside the fence of Matsushita Village School, looking at Songyang who was lecturing the students, showing a trace of yearning.

"The rumors are true," said the child who was regarded as a stepping stone by Gintoki and Eunari at the shrine. "I said that you have been missing from the private school recently. I didn't expect you to be obsessed with this weird private school. For this reason. Takasugi, you are finally going to be expelled from the martial arts school." After the child finished speaking, he led a group of friends to stop and looked at Takasugi with gloating.

When Gao Shan heard the sound, he had already turned around and looked at the people who came with a calm expression without saying anything.

"But it's a pity that this private school will be destroyed tonight!" The child continued to gloat, "I told my father all the rumors about that private school. This time, the official took action, and the man was lucky No matter how good you are, you will still be driven away or thrown into jail!"

"What kind of private school does a ronin of unknown origin run? If he doesn't know his identity clearly, he can fool us samurai and this is what he will end up with!" Another child said harshly at the same time.

"Takasugi, you never want to be a samurai again." After the leading child finished speaking, he led everyone away.

"Wait a minute." Takasugi finally spoke.

"Huh? Do you want me to be so noble as to let that private school go? If you kneel in front of me now and lick my shoes, I can consider asking my father to plead for that private school." The leader stopped. , turned around and said arrogantly.

"I just want to say that I will wait for you at the shrine. If you are brave enough, come." Takasugi said calmly.

"Just in time, I saved you last time, but this time..." As he said that, the leader laughed.

"What are you doing here, Mr. Wig?" Jiang Cheng asked, looking at Gui who looked a little anxious.

After the day's classes were over, Songyang began to send the children in the private school home one by one. During this break, Jiang Cheng remembered the agreement he had made with the eldest sister next door...

[Jiang Chengjiang, big sister made you delicious braised pork~come and eat it if you have time~] These words of big sister echoed in Jiang Cheng’s mind all day long, and he was thinking about it all the time in class. How to sneak out and eat a delicious braised pork meal under Gintoki's nose. What? You say share? No, Jiang Cheng will only bring some to Songyang. As for Gintoki, you can stay where you want to cool off.

Jiang Chengji avoided Gintoki, but what he didn't expect was that as soon as he walked out of the door of Matsushita Village School, he saw an anxious Katsura...

"It's not a wig! It's Gui! How many times do you want me to say this!" Gui was very angry at Jiang Cheng, "Forget it, I have something very important to tell you. Please tell it to Yoshida Songyang."

"I have something very important right now. If I don't hurry up..." Jiang Cheng looked solemn, "I will miss the most delicious moment of braised pork!"

"Braised pork?" Gintoki's voice suddenly came from behind Jiang Cheng, "I said I couldn't find you after class, but I thought I'd secretly go next door to eat alone! You greedy bastard!"

"Who said braised pork? I said Huo Shaoyun! Look, the Huo Shao Yun over there is as beautiful as a bowl of braised pork that's just come out of the pot and is still steaming with oil!" Jiang Cheng pointed at the horizon and argued.

"It's a cloudy day today, where did the fire come from! Just because you're popular, you just want to eat alone! Take me with you occasionally! You selfish devil!"

"You two, stop arguing! It's just a meal, it doesn't matter what happens! I really have something important to say!" Seeing that they were about to fight each other, Gui stood between them and said .

After hearing this, Gintoki and Jiang Cheng stopped their hands at the same time and looked at Gui in confusion.

"Actually, this is what happened..."

At night, with the bright moon in the sky, Takasugi stood alone at the entrance of an alley and leaned against the wall.

"Takasugi," Gui's voice came from behind Takasugi, "Is it really okay to wander around in the middle of the night? I will really be kicked out of the house this time."

"Don't worry, even if you don't do anything now, you will still be kicked out tomorrow." Takasugi said nonchalantly, because Takasugi invited the children to the shrine today and repaired them well. This matter will definitely come to light tomorrow. At that time, not only the martial arts school, but also your own home will be evicted.

"Gui, if you are still out wandering at night at this time, your hard-won special admissions qualifications will fly away."

"Don't worry, I just happened to be tired of the boring leisurely education recently." Gui said equally indifferently, "I have already sent a message in advance, asking them to escape before dark, and they have to repay the debt they owe. The famous martial arts school It's not difficult for the top prodigy and the villain to join forces to stop the officials, right?"

"Two celebrities from a well-known family? It's really laughable," Gintoki's voice came. "They are the evil lair that cultivates reactionaries who want to subvert the country, right? The four little villains who came out of Matsushita Village School?"

"I don't remember when I gave you that thing called favor." Jiang Cheng's voice sounded at the same time.

Takasugi and Gui looked in disbelief as Jiang Cheng and Gintoki walked out of a dark corner.

"Why are you here? Didn't I tell you to run away quickly?" Gui's words contained a hint of anxiety and reproach.

"Shouldn't Songyang be allowed to run away quickly? Why do I have to run away with him?" Gintoki held a wooden knife in one hand and picked his nose with the other and continued nonchalantly, "Not to mention you two. He has learned everything from skipping classes to staying up late at night, and he is already considered an outstanding student in our school."

"I haven't eaten enough of the braised pork made by the beautiful elder sister. At least let me finish the last bowl!" Jiang Cheng said and took out a clay pot from behind. "Only this time is special. Let's eat together later."

"Are you an idiot?! What are you going to do with braised pork when you come out to fight?! Do you want to replenish your energy at any time?!" Gintoki complained loudly.

"I can defeat an enemy like that with one shot. If one shot doesn't work, just fire a few more!" Jiang Cheng said while gesturing with his umbrella and pretending to blow towards the tip of the umbrella.

"What kind of trouble are you going to make with such a weapon! Are you still a samurai?! It's a foul! Absolutely!" Gintoki continued to complain, "What's with that proud look in your eyes?! Yes Are you showing off that your weapon is better than mine?! Besides, what’s the point of that umbrella of yours! Don’t you need to replenish bullets?!”

"Yo Xi, put the braised pork here first, and then eat it after completing the task." Jiang Cheng said, putting down the earthen pot in his hand, and jumped onto the wall next to him with a slight jump.

Then Jiang Cheng lay down, holding the umbrella in his hand like a sniper rifle, and looked at several young and middle-aged men holding lanterns not far away, "The target has entered the shooting range, sir, shoot or not, over."

"How big are you! Who is the chief? You guy! The more you talk, the more excited you are!" Gintoki looked at Jiang Cheng who winked at him and gave a thumbs up and complained crazily.

"I don't know what to say. Once you two get involved, I don't feel any nervousness at all." Gui shook his head and said with a helpless smile.

"Ah, that's right. I didn't expect that one day I, Gao Shan, would end up being a classmate with these two idiots." Gao Shan said the same way.

"I just want to say that the rest is left to the two of us. You two can get rid of it as soon as possible. Anyway, Songyang and we are drifting here. We can live everywhere without a fixed place." Gintoki suddenly became serious, "You two are different. If you have anything to do with us again, it will be irreconcilable. Do you two want to be deprived of your military status?" With that said, Gintoki had already passed the position of Katsura and Takasugi.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng stopped playing tricks, rolled down from the wall, and stood next to Gintoki, "What Gintoki said is what I want to say, go back quickly, you two."

"If I had a home to go back to, I would never come to such a ghost place from the beginning." Takasugi said and walked towards Gintoki's side.

"I was an orphan after grandma passed away." At the same time, Gui walked towards the three of them. "The most important thing is that I no longer think that titles such as military status are essential."

"If there is such a thing, it was not given by others." Takasugi continued.

Takasugi/Gui: "You have to use your own eyes to discover!/Use your own hands to grasp it!"

After saying that, they both drew out their wooden knives at the same time.

"That's it, then I won't say anything more." After hearing this, Gintoki changed his previous laziness.

"Then, let's look forward to the delicious braised pork for a while!" Jiang Cheng held his umbrella, finished speaking and licked his lips.

(End of chapter)