"What's the meaning?"
Shinpachi replied: "Because the two people under the car are not the bar owner and the bartender! They are Wangjun and Haruko-chan who want to leave the last memories! The two of them are just having fun with Xiaomei for the last time. A game of hide and seek!"
"So how did you figure it out!!" Haruta had completely collapsed, and then suddenly discovered something, and started complaining again, "By the way, can you guys stop showing such shocked expressions! I don't understand it at all. !!”
"There is neither a love triangle nor any plastic love between the three children," Xin Baji walked over slowly, thinking to himself as he walked, "There is just the most innocent friendship. They ...I just want to play one last game of hide-and-seek before Xiaomei leaves, and keep this memory deeply in our hearts. So the answer here...should be "We made an appointment, and we will meet again in ten years. It's best to wait." (Mature) Xiaomei...""
"As expected of your virginity..." Haruta sighed subconsciously, but then suddenly reacted, "No, that's not right! Stop it! That's enough! I don't want to listen to anything you say anymore! "
"Hahaha! Shinbaji-kun!" Kondo's voice suddenly came over at this moment, "Your conclusion is too early!!"
"What did you say!" Shinpachi was startled, and at the same time he turned his head to look at Kondo, who didn't know when he would arrive.
Kondo crossed his hands, closed his eyes and said solemnly: "Although the analysis has been decent, you have ignored the most important point!"
"It's...what is it?" Xinbaji swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and a few drops of cold sweat gradually appeared on his forehead.
"Haven't you noticed yet?" Kondo walked over to himself and continued, "The people hiding under the car are neither the bar owner nor the bartender, nor Wangjun and Haruko-chan, but... Your sister, Miss A Miao, and I dated under the car all night!"
"Why! Why did you even show up!" Qingta complained again, and then looked at Jiang Cheng and others aside, "I told you not to show such shocked expressions again!"
"No, this shock is different from the one just now." Jiang Cheng's expression changed instantly, and he pointed behind Kondo with narrowed eyes, "If you want to ask why..."
"What the hell are you talking about here, a gorilla!!!"
A Miao, who didn't know when he arrived, roared with white eyes, and sent Kondo up to the ceiling...with just one shot.
boom! ! !
Seeing the big hole in the ceiling and the meteor that had just risen into the sky, everyone present fell silent.
"It's true, someone spreads rumors without paying attention." A Miao clapped her hands, then narrowed her eyes and showed a smile, "When I was passing by, I happened to hear that an orangutan was concerned about my pervert, so I solved it a little bit. You don’t mind, right?”
"I don't mind. I don't mind." Everyone shook their heads at the same time.
"But speaking of it... I just heard what you were talking about," A Miao continued with a smile and raised an index finger, "Speaking of which, everyone, haven't you noticed yet?"
[Do you want to get involved too? !] Haruta complained in his heart.
A Miao continued: "It's the scene... there is really a corpse."
[Ah, I know, there is indeed a corpse of an orangutan standing at the scene.] Haruta thought silently in his heart, [And the prisoner has been confirmed.]
"And..." A Miao narrowed her eyes again and tilted her head slightly, "Don't you think... Haruko and Xiaomei look very similar?"
[So how do you see it?] Haruta complained in his heart, [I didn’t see anything! There isn’t even a picture in the question! By the way...Brother Jiang Cheng, why do you have such shocked expressions again? Why! !]
A Miao seemed to be excited. She clenched her fists and continued: "Yes, the images of a good father and a good husband are all pretended! That person is not that kind of person! The murderer of the orangutan was none other than Xiao Mei. dad!"
[No, it's you.]Everyone present thought at the same time.
"Sister," Kagura, who didn't know when she would arrive, said loudly, holding her hands: "No, it's not. Xiaomei's father has no relationship with Haruko's mother. They are just ordinary neighbors who occasionally say hello to each other when they go out. That’s all!”
[Hello! You should stop it in moderation!] Haruta has completely collapsed, [Please! Don't go on any further! I have no interest in those things at all! By the way, I almost vomited at your shocked expressions!]
"How, how could it be possible!" A Miao looked in disbelief.
Kagura shouted with a serious expression: "How could ordinary people... kill so cruelly an orangutan that happens to be passing by!!"
[No, you have a woman in front of you who will brutally kill an orangutan.]Everyone present refuted in their hearts at the same time.
"Actually... actually...!!" A Miao covered her mouth with a look of disbelief.
"No, it's too early for you to speak." Kozaru, who didn't know when he arrived, said, "Because...the people under the car are neither the bar owner nor the bartender's son, nor Wangjun and Haruko-chan, nor are they the orangutans. , but... Yin Sang and I!"
Saying that, the little ape excitedly rushed towards Gintoki, "Gin-san~ Are you going to sleep under the car together tonight? Ah~ I'm so excited just thinking about it...ahhhhh!!"
After kicking the little ape out of the window casually, Gintoki picked his nostrils like a normal person.
At this moment, the voices of two female... shikigami sounded.
"No, Master, what you said is too early." Outdomaru, who didn't know when he arrived, said calmly, "First of all, you didn't notice that there were not two people but three people under the car!"
Immediately afterwards, Uidomaru and Kuzuha picked up the futons they carried with them and said at the same time: "It is us who spent the whole night lingering under the car with Echeng-sama! This is the proof...ahhhh!!!"
After flying the two disruptive shikigami out of the window, Jiang Cheng raised his hand and bowed and said casually: "Anyway, it's too troublesome to continue like this, so I'd better raise my hands to vote. I think it's Haruko and Wangjun under the car." Anyone please raise your hand—"
Xin Baji raised his hand high in seriousness and pushed up the glasses on his nose: "I will never allow you to insult the friendship between the three of them!"
"Okay, virginity glasses." Jiang Cheng waved his hand casually, and then continued: "Also, if you think there is the son of the bar owner and the bartender under the car, please raise your hands."
Swish, brush, brush!
“If you think it’s a passing orangutan, please raise your hands.”
Swish, brush, brush!
"If you think it's me and Yin Sang, please raise your hands!!" The little ape, whose forehead was full of blood, clawed hard at the edge of the window and tried his best to reveal his head.
"If you think it's us and Esama Sama, please raise your hands!" Uidomaru and Kuzuha, who returned to the scene of the crime, raised their hands at the same time and shouted.
"If you think...it's BZ, please raise your hands~" A Miao smiled and raised her hand.
"Think it is..."
"Think it is..."
"Think it is..."
Amidst such noise, Haruta... silently picked up the test question book on the table, bowed his head and silently walked out and closed the door.
Haruta, who was leaning outside the door, lowered his head and looked at the test question book in his hand with a dark face.
Finally... Haruta slowly picked up the pen and wrote a big word on the paper - "I really don't know!!"
(End of this article.)
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One weekend, in the Shimura family's Hengdokan dojo, Shinpachi was instructing a group of disciples to swing their swords in a decent manner.
Although except for Haruta, all the members are homeless, and the purpose of these homeless people is only to get chocolate, but... New Eighteen is indeed very impressive and bossy, and even... his expression gradually becomes a little more relaxed. .
Looking at the people who could be called disciples who were still waving their swords in front of him, Xinbajiu straightened his expression slightly, coughed twice, picked up the practice bamboo sword and said seriously: "Listen up! In my heart! Without a firm will, people will easily succumb to others! Just swinging a sword will not make you stronger! Tell me! Why do you want to be super strong? Why do you come here? Dojo?”
At this time, A Miao walked over with a smile, stopped and praised with a smile: "Everyone is really energetic, it's about time to take a rest."
With that said, A Miao lifted up two plates full of Hawaiian chocolate berries and said, "It's time to eat Hawaiian chocolate berries."
In just a moment, everyone present threw aside the bamboo swords in their hands at the same time, scrambling to squeeze towards A Miao.
Looking at the crowd that was still crowded, Xin Baji was just silent...
After being humiliated by the homeless people who got the chocolate, Xinbaji still forced a smile and sent everyone out of the door, and even said: "Come again next time, how much does the Hawaiian chocolate fruit cost?" How many…"
After sending everyone out and closing the door, the smile on Xin Bajia's face disappeared...
"That's not how it is!" Shinpachi knelt down and hammered the floor hard, "Everyone just came here for the Hawaiian Chocolate Fruit! Haruta-kun is the only one who is serious about learning swordsmanship! "
"Hey -" Haruta, who was chewing Hawaiian chocolate nuts with squinting eyes, deliberately drawled, "Is that so?"
"Why did you even eat it?"
"Sister Amiao, I want more~" Haruta raised her hands and shouted with a smile, "It's really delicious. I like this Hawaiian chocolate fruit!"
"Are you also doing this for the Hawaiian Chocolate Fruit?!" Xin Bajia felt bad all over.
"No, to be honest, I've been all about Hawaiian chocolate nuts lately." Haruta replied honestly while eating.
"Don't say it so carelessly!" Xin Baji shouted sadly, "My heart will be very painful! You are a real disciple!"
"To be honest, Shinge," Haruta replied with narrowed eyes, "Your attitude has been a bit unpleasant recently. You always look arrogant and even a little arrogant. It's so annoying."
"Huh? Really? Really?" Xin Baji asked, "I'm just imitating my father. I'm just imitating the way he taught his disciples."
"Times have changed," Haruta shook his shoulders, sighed softly and continued: "How can you attract disciples with that outdated method? Let's change the method a little bit."
"Even if you say so..." As he said this, Xinbaji lowered his head and sighed, "But so far, other than you, there are actually people who come here for the Hawaiian Chocolate Fruit."
"How about adding a few flavors?" Haruta suggested, "One flavor only attracts homeless people, but if you add a few flavors, maybe it can attract other people."
"It's not just a homeless man..." Xinbaji thought carefully.
…
The next day, Shinpachi, who was wearing casual clothes, looked at the homeless people in the yard. As he walked towards the gym, he thought to himself: [Forget it, it’s better not to think about that kind of thing. If the school left by his father can be spread well, If we go down, I think this is not bad. That’s enough…]
Before Xin Baji could finish his thoughts, he came to the door of the gym and looked at the homeless man who was lying on his side on the ground, looking at the JUMP natural volume in his hand and instructing him to contact the Turtle School Qigong. People are not good.
"What are you doing!!" Shinpachi complained, "Why are you teaching Kamesen-ryu in someone else's dojo!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Shinbaji suddenly noticed from the corner of his eye that Jiang Cheng on the other side was leading a group of homeless people to sit cross-legged on the ground and meditate (sleep).
"Listen up, you guys." Jiang Cheng said casually, "What you use with the sword is your heart! The heart must also be trained! In short, you must enter a state of selflessness! Watch it! Close your eyes, what? Don’t even think about it! Start!!”
After saying that, everyone including Jiang Cheng closed their eyes at the same time, and after a while, everyone started shouting.
"You're even more outrageous!" Xin Bachi rushed forward and kicked Jiang Cheng aside in an instant, "What kind of bullshit training! Aren't you just sleeping?! Why are you in the dojo!" "
"I asked them to be temporary lecturers." A Miao arrived and said with a smile.
"First of all, in order to make them interested," Gintoki said without raising his head while looking at the JUMP in his hand, "we still need to start teaching the gorgeous special moves."
"No, that's someone else's special move, and it has nothing to do with swordsmanship or anything like that! And you definitely don't know how to do it!"
"Also, we need to balance work with rest. This feeling." Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, "That's probably enough."
"No, yours is just sleeping! It has no effect at all!"
"Are you looking down on your heart?!"
“You can’t train your mind even when you sleep!!”
"Anyway, just finally reach the point where you can produce Turtle Style Qigong while sleeping!"
"No, I've never heard of it! Not even Kakarot can do that!"
"Coach Sakata, Coach Jiangcheng, zzzz" Kagura shouted with her eyes closed, "I think I'm ready Aru ZZZZ, I feel like something is coming out Aru! ZZZZ..."
(End of chapter)