Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 71: Explosion does not require principles! Like menopause

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"You actually said that the factory director is a pornographic person! Are you kidding me!" Gintoki stood up instantly and retorted, "Uncle, he is a great benefactor who took me in!" (The Japanese words for "horror" and "pornography" are similar in pronunciation.)

"Although I don't understand what you are talking about, pornography? Molecules?" Yamazaki didn't understand. "Speaking of which, boss, what's wrong with you?"

"I can't accept my idle self in the past, and I am determined to start everything over again..."

"Boss, you..." After a moment of silence, Yamazaki finally continued, "That's right. Although it feels a bit pity, you did seem to be quite careless at first glance. Even the director and captain Okita were inferior to you..."

At this moment, a voice came from behind the three of them, "Hey, you three, it's time to start working."

"I can't say any more, then I'll take my leave," Yamazaki said as he picked up Jiang Cheng, who was engrossed in eating his lunch box and picking vegetables from Gintoki's lunch box from time to time. "I also took this guy away. After all, he It's too dangerous to stay here. There might not be weapons of mass destruction, because this guy might... "

Suddenly, Yamazaki stopped and heard a somewhat familiar voice coming from behind.

"Sakata-san, can you help me look at my just we?"

Kondo was also wearing a work uniform and handed a just we to Gintoki.

"So," Gintoki took the just we and looked at it in his hand, then said, "It would be better if you make its expression happier, Gorilla-san."

"Hundan, what are you doing here!" Yamazaki punched Kondo with a bruised vein.

"Gorilla-san!" Gintoki shouted and rushed to Kondo who fell to the ground and helped him up, "Gorilla-san. Cheer up!"

"Moxi Moxi, I found the idiot, hey, hey, I'll take him back now." Yamazaki dialed the phone and said at the same time.

"Jimmy, what are you doing?!" Gintoki turned around and complained about Kondo.

"Gorilla-san has lost his memory just like me! His nerves are very thin and he will fall off the line immediately if he is not coaxed!" Gintoki shouted.

"Amnesia?!" Yamazaki was obviously a little confused, "Aren't you, Director! You are already such an idiot, but you still play with something as troublesome as amnesia! Do you want to be even more idiotic?!"

"Jimmy, what you said is too much," Gintoki retorted, "Even if you are an idiot, idiots have their own troubles."

"Stop talking, I've had enough, you are really causing trouble for others!" Yamazaki said, walking towards Kondo, "Anyway, Director, come back with me."

"Stop!" Kondo hugged several just we and turned around while sobbing and retorted, "I have determined to become the number one just we expert in Edo! I have made an agreement with the factory director! No matter what happens, I will do it I want to get a first place and show him!"

"Hey, you three, calm down!" Finally, after thinking for a long time, Jiang Cheng spoke, pointed at Yamazaki with his AK, and continued, "Is this guy deliberately pretending to be an acquaintance of ours and trying to do something to us? Scam, right? Lure an amnesiac gorilla into a circus or something like that?"

"How is that possible!" Yamazaki retorted.

"No, this possibility is very high, Jiang Chengsang..." I don't know when Kondo has arrived behind Jiang Cheng and carefully hid behind Jiang Cheng, "Hey, who are you kid?! What is your purpose? What exactly is it?!"

"So didn't you say that? I was sent as an undercover agent by the Shinsengumi!" Yamazaki shouted.

"Don't move!" Jiang Cheng forced Yamazaki into the corner with his AK, "Hold your head with both hands and turn your back!"

After speaking, Jiang Cheng winked at Kondo. Kondo understood and walked over to fumble around on Yamazaki's clothes. In the end, he only fumbled out a mobile phone.

"You only have a mobile phone, and there is no evidence to prove your identity at all!" Jiang Cheng sneered and pointed AK at Yamazaki again, "Hey, what is your purpose?! Do you want to sell the gorilla to the circus or sell it to the circus? To Madagascar?!”

"That's right! What is your purpose?!" Kondo also pointed at Yamazaki with his AK, "Who was the female gorilla who sent me to capture me and take me back to do [beep—]?! Did you bring the photo?!"

"That's enough! I really don't want to complain anymore! And even if we reach the end of the world, no female orangutan will ask you to cooperate. Just give up. Please!" Yamazaki shouted towards the wall.

After hearing this, Kondo clutched his chest and fell down, as if he had been hit hard.

"Gorilla!" Jiangcheng and Gintoki shouted at the same time.

Gintoki quickly came over, helped Kondo up, took a look, and shook his head.

"The end of the world..." Kondo muttered, rolling his eyes.

"You stupid soul! What did you do to the orangutan?!" Jiang Cheng scolded angrily.

"I haven't done anything! I don't know anything! Why did the orangutan's heart become thinner than a blade of grass after amnesia?! Please tell me, please!" Yamazaki turned around and shouted.

"Didn't you tell me before? If you don't coax her well, you will immediately go offline. Do you turn a deaf ear to what others say?!" Gintoki replied.

"Who knew it was true! This guy is famously thick-skinned! He acts like a stalker in love every day! A perverted stalker who doesn't change after being beaten countless times!" Yamazaki said again retorted.

"Even if you say so..." Gintoki was about to retort, but suddenly he saw that Jiang Cheng was not in the right state. Jiang Cheng covered his head with one hand and held an ak with the other, "Hey! What's wrong with you?!"

"Ah..." Jiang Cheng shook his head, "I can't explain, but I always feel that this feeling is very familiar, this feeling of pointing an AK at someone... could I have done this job before?"

"What kind of job is this?! A robber?!" Yamazaki complained crazily.

"Well, actually, I feel a little familiar. During the body search, maybe the two of us were partners before?" Kondo came over at some point and analyzed.

"Huh? Partner, you are a ghost!" Yamazaki was going crazy. "You are the police! The police chief! Not that kind of robber! You are here to catch robbers!"

"Souga, I understand..." As he said that, Kondo took out his AK again and pointed at Yamazaki, "Hey, you guy, admit it! Admit that you are a robber!"

"Hey! You are really sick in your head! Even though I just said that you are even more idiotic after losing your memory, you must have acted too quickly!" Yamazaki replied.

But at this time, Jiang Cheng, Kondo and Gintoki were sitting around on the ground discussing something in a low voice.

"Hey, what should I do with this virginity?" Jiang Cheng asked in a low voice, and at the same time gestured to his neck with his hand, "Do you want..."

"No, I don't think this is good." Gintoki shook his head decisively.

"I think it's okay, after all, it's just a virgin..." Kondo said.

"Let's vote by a show of hands. One: Hang a sign on your neck that says "I am a virgin robber who will never have a sense of existence." Two: Put a sign on your anus that says "I am a virginity robber who will never have a sense of existence." Those who choose one raise their left hand, and those who choose two raise their right hands!" Jiang Cheng suggested.

"I agreed in advance that I'm not allowed to peek at other people's answers!" Kondo pursed his lips and said.

"Then turn around and don't look at anyone," Gintoki suggested.

"Yo Xi, that's it." Jiang Cheng turned around first, and the other two did the same, "One or two!"

"Hey! What are you trying to decide on your own?" Yamazaki finally couldn't bear it anymore, turned around and kicked the three of them away.

What's even more coincidental is that Kondo flew out and hit the Just We just placed on the ground, so...

boom! ! !

"Gorilla-san!" Jiangcheng and Gintoki shouted at the same time.

"Didn't you tell me before?!" Gintoki got up and tugged on Yamazaki's collar, "That guy's nerves are very delicate!"

"No, I don't think that's the case," Jiang Cheng retorted, "Maybe it was because the weather was too hot, so it exploded."

"No, I don't think so, it's already December!" Gintoki retorted.

"That's right," Jiang Cheng murmured, "Maybe it's because the weather is too cold. I'm not good at physics and chemistry. Maybe there are some substances that will explode when the weather is too cold."

"I don't quite understand this..." Gintoki replied, holding his chin, "But maybe explosions don't require principles! Just like the temper of a menopausal mother, she explodes at will!"

"That makes sense..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng fell into deep thought again.

"Obviously not!" Yamazaki shouted, "It's obvious that just we exploded! It's obviously a bomb!"

"I see," Jiang Cheng nodded, "Sure enough, just we are incomplete, and just AK is complete."

"That's it! Isn't it just as dangerous?!" Yamazaki complained crazily, "Now it's certain that this is the terrorist's lair. Don't talk about it. Let's escape quickly! Before they come..."

Just as Yamazaki finished speaking, he heard the factory director's voice coming from behind.

"So that's it, you are the lackey of the shogunate!" The factory director led a group of employees out and looked at Jiang Cheng and others with an unkind expression.

"That's enough!" Gintoki shouted at the factory director, "Isn't it because he was laid off by the shogunate? You can't afford to do this!"

"It's useless to talk more. Now that I know, I can't let you leave here alive!" The factory director said with a chuckle, and then waved his hand.

All the factory workers understood instantly and rushed towards Jiang Cheng and others.

"Run quickly!" Yamazaki shouted.

"Why run?" Jiang Cheng spat disdainfully, and at the same time raised his AK and fired at the people who were rushing over. The bullet hit those people's feet, instantly forcing them all to stop.

"Hey, everyone stand facing the wall and put your hands on your heads!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"Huh?! Huh?!" Yamazaki was really convinced.

"Are you kidding me!" the factory director shouted, taking out several just we and throwing them at Jiang Cheng and the others.

Please automatically refer to the shooting game that comes with Overlord when you were a kid.

[The factory director throws out a just we.]

[Jiang Cheng shoots successfully, plus ten points.]

(End of chapter)