Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 714: No matter what you do, at least try it yourself

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"Um, I'll take this for you and recycle it."

Jiang Cheng casually picked up the clothes and the sword that the young man had taken off and handed them to the clothing store owner and the knife store owner who were rubbing their hands and waiting.

"This is recycled money."

After inspecting the goods, the owner of the clothing store and the owner of the knife store handed over a few banknotes with a smile.

"Hey, that leader... no, the original leader or something," Jiang Cheng, who took the banknote, casually glanced at Gui, who was lowering his head and gritting his teeth until his whole body was shaking, "Aren't you going to take off your clothes?"

Hearing the sound, Gui's bloodshot eyes widened, and he raised his head tremblingly, gritting his teeth and staring at Jiang Cheng with hatred.

"Dirty!" Jiang Cheng said this again with a look of disgust on his face.

And this time, not only Jiang Cheng, but also the group of patriots made a loud noise at the same time.

"Sa, the matter is over. Let's go back, Guisang." The young general nodded to Gui beside him and said.

Looking at the backs of the patriots who were slowly leaving wearing loincloths, and the back figures of the patriots who were only wearing briefs and briefs who were surrounded by the patriots, and the ones who followed at the end with their heads lowered, they couldn't stop shaking. Looking at Gui's back, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something and spoke again.

"By the way, do you understand after practicing?" As he said, Jiang Cheng raised an index finger and squinted his eyes with a nice smile, "That is...don't mess with women if you don't have money, otherwise don't worry about your body and mind. Even the soul will be insulted by such a thing.”

"Is this it?!!!" All the patriots turned around and complained crazily at the same time.

Jiang Cheng secretly raised the corner of his mouth, showed a kind expression on his face, and continued: "Also, don't do anything like a leader if you don't have money."

Hearing the sound, Gui's body stiffened, and then he turned his head slowly and mechanically, staring at Jiang Cheng with bloodshot eyes and gritted teeth.

"Slow down and don't send me away~ Welcome to visit next time~" Jiang Cheng smiled and waved, "I will give you a discount next time~ All three legs will be discounted~"

Yue Yong, who was leaning in front of Jiang Cheng's door, exhaled a puff of second-hand smoke, snorted and said: "You are really an incorrigible scumbag, you can even trick your own old friends."

"Ahem..." Jiang Cheng coughed twice, covered his mouth and complained: "Hey, when did my room become your smoking room?"

Ignoring Jiang Cheng's displeasure, Yue Yong continued: "But are you really okay? The general was hanging out with that person. I just heard from those people that the general seemed to have lost his memory or something."

"It's okay, it's okay," Jiang Cheng waved his hand casually, "It's just this level. It's for the sake of old friends that I didn't force them to sell their kidneys to pay back the money."

"No, I'm not talking about that, but having said that, are you still going to let them sell your kidneys?" Yue Yong complained speechlessly, "Maybe... you might be really suitable for this kind of underground business."

"Hmph," Jiang Cheng snorted twice with a proud look on his face, "Now the games you smashed have nothing to do with it. You can buy them all as new ones! No one loses, that's great!"

"No, the general went back wearing only briefs. No matter how you look at it, the general is the one who has suffered the most losses, right?"

"No, Yueyue..." Jiang Cheng turned around, propped his chin and murmured with a solemn brow, "I think it's really not good for the general to run around naked or something."

"I'm not saying he didn't take off enough!" Yue Yong complained, and then showed an unusually serious expression and suggested: "At least, if there is a next time, let him wear briefs on his head instead of on his body. .”

"Yueyue, you are very impressive sometimes..." Jiang Cheng complained silently with sweat dripping from his forehead.

Swallowed! ! Damn it! ! ! All swallowed! ! Damn it! ! ! All two thousand words were swallowed! !

(End of chapter)