"That's it, then I'll just stay for a while."
The deep voice of Master Xinghaibo came out from under the golden head on the floor, and then his body rushed out from under the floor in an instant.
"Give you an address to hell!!" While shouting, the clenched fist of the leader of Xinghaibo instantly hit Gintoki's face and knocked him to the ground.
Gintoki, whose cheeks were swollen and still bleeding, stood up with veins popping out and white eyes, gritting his teeth and yelled: "Why me! My daughter's boyfriend and the guy who is hooking up with your wife are not me!!"
"Cool...calm down! Be mature! You promised to be mature!"
"You are the one who needs to calm down!!"
Looking at Xiaoda who was still chewing gum in his mouth with no manners at all, the leader of Xinghaibo shook Gintoki's shoulders and continued: "I feel that he is quite arrogant. This must be my illusion, right? Just because it is That’s why giants feel big, right? All young men today are like that, right? Right? Right!!”
Gintoki broke away from Master Xinghaibo's hands very impatiently and replied: "If you are still so fussy about what a child said, there will be no end to it. Let me do it here."
After saying that, Gintoki looked at Kodai in front of him, and continued calmly: "No...yes, the earth's culture is really annoying, we just want to see Kagura-chan's friends. Well, Everyone, please relax, would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm still chewing bubble gum."
"That's right, then there will be refreshments and so on."
"It's really not necessary. I can't get used to Earth's food."
Listening to Xiaoda's extremely impatient tone, Gintoki was still patient and replied: "Ah, that's it."
[You don’t let me step down at all. Are you looking down on us? ] Gintoki thought with anger in his heart, and then asked again: "What do you usually eat? It must be difficult for such a big body, right?"
Xiaoda, who took out the sunglasses from his crotch and put them on his face, replied without thinking: "hip-hop."
[No, what’s going on with hip-hop!]
"The only things on earth that can be close to my skin are hiphop and reggae music. Those are songs that sing out our souls, check it out!"
At this time, Kagura intervened at the right time and explained: "It is said that people on Little Big Planet are all B-boys."
Seeing Xiaoda making a capital letter B with his hands, Gintoki complained in his heart: "I think you are just ordinary Big Boys!"]
“No matter what culture we have here, it’s either too old or too rustic.”
[A guy who dresses like a primitive has no right to say that!]
"To be honest, I was really shocked when I came to my girlfriend's house."
"Huh? Why?" Gintoki was puzzled.
"Of course my sincerity is the most important thing in this kind of thing, but in the end, I was asked to come to visit you. In my opinion, it is too old-fashioned. The earth is really backward."
Listening to the condescending and disdainful tone of Xiaoda's words, Gintoki's forehead suddenly showed veins, but even so, he still pretended to be polite and replied: "Ah? Really? That may be because we fans of the regime don't feel that we are backward. . I just want to know what kind of friends my daughter has made. This is normal, right? Kagura?"
"What, I was very concerned about it just now. It's not a friend, it's a boyfriend."
"Ah, sorry, boyfriend? I'm so sorry, there is no such word on earth. Right? Kagura?"
Xiaoda interrupted Gintoki's words and asked with strange eyes: "Then I will tell you directly, who are you from Kagura? I don't want Kagura's name to be called casually by unrelated people. Because she is my woman."
Hearing the sound, veins popped up on Gintoki's face, and his eyes opened to their maximum size and became bloodshot in an instant. He gritted his teeth and stared at Kodai in front of him.
Kagura raised an index finger and pursed her lips as a reminder: "Xiao Da, didn't you say it before, Aru? Gin-chan is equivalent to my father...um...brother on earth? That's not right. In short, just treat it as pubic lice. It’s the same thing, Aru.”
[So I finally degenerated into pubic lice? !]
"By the way, you've already dated me, why are you still living with your ex-boyfriend? I won't allow you to be disconnected." After saying that, Xiaoda leaned down, looked at Gintoki closely, and reminded him kindly: "If you dare to touch my woman , be careful that I destroy the earth. Let me put it here first, if you dare to mess with us, I will destroy the earth in seconds. As long as I say a word, people from all over the galaxy will come over."
"It's exactly what I want! I'm waiting for your attack at any time! Bastard giants!!" Gintoki yelled unbearably, and then punched Jiang Cheng, who was still chatting with the pad, "Yes Right?! Captain Levi! You can do it! You can do it!!”
"Ugh!" Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground after being beaten, got up and covered his swollen cheek that was still bleeding. He cursed with bulging veins and white eyes: "What are you doing, you bastard! Why is that? me!!"
"Calm down! You are an adult too! Didn't you say that the triangle is the most stable?! Then your side also gives me a starting point! What have you been doing since the beginning?! In this case, you are teasing your wife. What on earth are you thinking!"
"Please calm down! Also, Sister Jianghua, in my mind, is not a wife, but a virgin who is always holy..."
"Shut up!!" Gintoki roared angrily, then grabbed Jiang Cheng's shoulders and shook him hard, "It's my imagination! There is a stupid boy who keeps saying that he wants to destroy the earth, and the only one who wants to be destroyed is yours. Sister control complex, right? Right!!"
"Well, calm down." Jiang Cheng took Gintoki's hand away with some disgust, then raised his head, cleared his throat and pretended to be calm, "Ahem, Xiaoda, right? I actually didn't understand what you just said. I'm listening, but actually the relationship between the two of them is not what you think, Kagura is just living here and working part-time."
"Really or not? In such a poor place? Impossible, right?"
Hearing the sound, Gintoki gritted his teeth again, his fists were clenched and his face showed an extraordinarily kind expression.
Feeling deeply that the situation was not good, Shinpachi hurriedly came forward and grabbed Gintoki from behind and advised: "Calm down! Gintoki!"
"When we first met, I am Kagura's uncle and Kagura's future father. I also live on Earth. Originally, Kagura was supposed to be taken care of by me, but my workplace is not suitable for a little girl of Kagura's age. That’s why I entrusted her to this Gintoki, but even though this Gintoki-kun looks sloppy and unreliable, he is also a very good person, so please don’t worry about this.”
Listening to Jiang Cheng's very pertinent comments, Shinpachi and Gintoki both looked in disbelief.
Kagura curled her lips in disdain: "Yeah, she's just a disgusting sister who wants to stay at home and do some nits."
"Yeah! I'm just a squatter at home!" Jiang Cheng's fist in his hand hit the leader of Xinghaifang on the side.
The master of Xinghaibo, who was beaten and lying on the ground, covered his cheek that was still bleeding and said angrily with veins popping out and white eyes: "Hey! What are you doing! Were you angry just now?! Was there anything in that sentence that made you angry? Do you want it?! By the way, why me!!"
"Sorry, sorry, when it comes to sister control, I feel like I need to kill you." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and smiled, then raised an index finger with a smile, "And aren't we a triangle? Aren't we a fixed triangle? Anyway, one day I will kill you and snatch Sister Jianghua away. Don’t worry about it. Don’t worry about it.”
"Which triangle are you talking about?! I, Jiang Hua, and you are not in a love triangle, you bastard!"
"Well, please stop for a moment. It doesn't matter who the father is." Xiaoda waved his hand impatiently, then pointed his thumb at himself, "Anyway, I will finish my work and return to my hometown soon, so I'm ready to Take Kagura back."
Hearing the sound, the expressions of Jiang Cheng and the others became a little uncontrollable at the same time.
"Hey, Xiaoda, what's going on Aru?" Kagura put her hands on her hips and asked Xiaoda.
"It's so noisy! Shut up!" Xiao Da frowned and scolded impatiently, and then looked at Jiang Cheng and the other three in front of him again, "I'm not just having fun with God. Those who are happy to socialize must get married as a prerequisite."
Hearing the sound, everyone in the triangle received heavy fists on both cheeks from the other two.
Looking at the three people vomiting blood and falling to the ground, Xinbaji exclaimed: "Hey! I said, what are you three doing?!"
"I feel like I suddenly had some auditory hallucinations just now," Jiang Cheng stood up, squinting his eyes and saying with a smile, "so let yourself wake up a little bit."
"Is it an illusion? I seem to have heard the word marriage. Is it an illusion?" Standing up, Master Xinghaibo tried his best to control his facial expression and looked at Shinpachi.
"Yes, I heard it wrong, I definitely heard it wrong." Gintoki gritted his teeth with a ferocious expression.
Kagura complained to Xiaoda: "Don't make your own decisions, Aru! I've never heard of marriage or anything like that!"
"Stop talking? Don't interrupt, we are getting to the important part now!"
"By the way, did you say something just now? We didn't hear it very clearly."
Although he squinted his eyes, Jiang Cheng's forehead full of veins and the words he spoke through gritted teeth already said something.
Gintoki's veins popped out, his eyes widened, and he took over the words: "No, I said I didn't understand it very well, but actually I didn't understand it very well. The topic jumped a little too fast, right? That kind of thing is not for dating. Basically? You haven't even started dating yet, right?"
"It's okay even if we don't date." Xiaoda said nonchalantly, and then pointed his thumb at his chest, "We are soul mates, and our souls are buzzing in resonance!"
"Hey! Is that so?!" Gintoki punched Jiang Cheng.
(End of chapter)