"I still didn't hear clearly! Can you please say it again?! That ka...ka...dead branch!!"
As he spoke, Jiang Cheng raised his fist and hit the leader of Xinghaifang hard.
Being hit hard in the face by Jiang Cheng's fist, Master Xinghaibo had a nosebleed and veins popped out on his forehead, but even so, he still said patiently: "However, many young people are stupid and blind when they first fall in love. I slowly saw the other person’s shortcomings and began to hate him!”
Xiaoda shook his head at this time and said in a relaxed tone: "No, no, no, we won't do that. Frankly speaking, I don't have any shortcomings. Even if Kagura has any shortcomings, my mind can tolerate everything about her."
An old fist hit Gintoki hard on the face, causing him to vomit blood. The leader of Hoshikaibo replied: "Hey! Is that so?"
"No, no, no," Gintoki, who was bleeding profusely and had veins on his face and eyes bloodshot, quickly replied, "You dare to say that just now, and you will know if we live together, that guy is not an ordinary person, and he can even pay for his food. I will make you cry! Moreover, she is sloppy all day long and can’t cook anything except egg rice. She can’t do any housework, she is definitely a useless housewife!”
Jiang Cheng took over the words: "That's right, that's right, and it's not cute at all. Don't even think about acting coquettishly. You will only shout sweetly when you need money. After you get the money, you will give it to someone." Kick you aside. At your level, I will probably kick you into the toilet after getting the money. What are you thinking about when you fall in love with such a woman? Are you a fool? Are you an idiot? Your brain has been kicked by a donkey. ?!"
The leader of Xinghaibo seamlessly continued: "Also, Aluaru is annoying to death all day long. The children are 100% genetically bald. What's so good about that kind of girl? If I were you, I wouldn't even give it to you for free! Hand it over immediately Uncle policeman!"
Kagura, whose face had darkened to the extreme, flew up and kicked Jiang Cheng and the others hard.
"Hey—?! That's it!!"
After kicking Jiang Cheng and the others down, Kagura rolled her eyes and continued angrily: "That's just right Aru! Marrying me out will save you a lot of trouble! Okay, I hate the playful mentality anyway. , since we want to date, we have to make arrangements for marriage first."
"Wait!" Master Xinghaifang covered his nose and sat up, reaching out to stop him.
"You are mistaken, Kagura!" Jiang Cheng, who also got up, stretched out his hand to stop him.
"That's not what we meant!" Gintoki also extended his hand to defend.
Xiaoda spread his hands and asked in a casual tone: "That's what I mean, will you agree with what happened between the two of us?"
"Well, everyone, please calm down." Shinbaji walked over at this time and looked at Xiaoda with a very refreshing expression, "Let's not talk about taking Kagura-chan away, at least we know that you are sincere. If you want to date Kagura, this is fine, right?"
"It's okay for your size!!"×3
Shinbaji, who was hit by three fists at the same time, instantly fell to the ground and hit GG. However, it was not over yet. Jiang Cheng and the three others vented their anger by kicking and cursing at Shinbaji who fell to the ground.
Head of Xinghaibo: "Shut up, Cherry, like you, who rots without having any experience in love! Who would allow this! Talking about marriage at such an age!"
Jiang Cheng: "Are you kidding! Marriage? Do you know what marriage is? How can a virgin who has never even experienced a woman come out and act cool! Take away Kagura? The resonance of the soul? Before that, let's take away the virginity that has not yet appeared. Pull off the turtle (tama) before talking to me! Let me see if it is really resonating, you bastard!!"
Gintoki: "The yellow-haired boy just talks about fantasy. Love and everything else are all fantasy! Real love only begins after the fantasy is shattered, you little brats!"
"Don't tell me! Go talk to them!!" Shinpachi yelled angrily with tears in his eyes, covering his bruised face.
“It’s all because you said we should be more mature that we became like this!”×3
"If you are a mature adult, please speak clearly!"
Gintoki held his head and screamed, "What on earth is it?! What on earth is it, sir! I don't understand it anymore!"
"While you were just dilly-dallying, those two people were already going on a date!"
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and the others turned their heads and looked behind them with dark faces. After seeing the empty back and the hole in the ceiling, they all felt bad at the same time.
"Eh!!"×3
…
In the park, the "couple" Xiaoda and Kagura sitting on a bench attracted the attention of passers-by.
"Hey, it's so troublesome to have a relationship, Aru." Kagura said a little tiredly, "Wouldn't it be better to be friends like before, Aru? After all, aren't we just fighting as usual?"
"It's different." Xiaoda hurriedly shook his head and replied, "Before, we were active during the day, but from now on we can also fight at night. The most important thing is, I don't want to hand over Kagura to anyone."
"I don't remember that I was monopolized by you or those idiots." Kagura replied with narrowed eyes.
"Idiot! That's not the case!" Xiao Da retorted, and then his face turned a bit unnaturally blushing, and his tone became slightly more serious: "I want to make what I like become my own. This is natural, right?”
"Anyway, I don't care who you become, Aru."
"You...you didn't realize you were in love because you were too young!"
"So, those idiots said they didn't want to hand me over to anyone else, are they also in love, Aru?"
"That is love that comes from family affection, but sooner or later we have to leave that love and find our own love."
"That's it..." Kagura said with some emotion: "But the love of those guys is also love, hey..."
Looking at Kagura who suddenly turned away and snickered, Xiaoda said dissatisfied: "Hey, Kagura, why are you snickering alone?"
"It's nothing." Kagura shook her head and stood up, then yawned and stretched, "Ah~ A lot of things happened today and I feel so tired. Let's change the date to next time, Aru. "
"Hey?! Why?" Looking at Kagura gradually disappearing, Xiaoda quickly pointed at himself and continued, "Didn't I tell you that I'm going back to my hometown soon?"
"Isn't it okay to have a long-distance relationship?"
"Hey! Wait! Doesn't it matter if we are separated from each other? Does it matter if I cheated on you over there?"
"That's it, Aru, Xiaoda." Kagura replied without looking back, and then suddenly stopped, "Love is everywhere, but for those idiots, only Aru is on earth. .”
Looking at Kagura who turned around, Xiaoda was stunned.
"Bye, remember to write to me."
After that, Kagura started again, but before he could take two steps, he was stopped by a wall of giants in front of him.
"I won't let you go, Kagura." Xiaoda stood up with a gloomy face, "I won't accept long-distance love or anything like that."
As he spoke, Xiaoda took a deep breath, and then blew out a puff of pink-purple smoke toward Kagura. At the same time, the other giants also blew out the same smoke toward Kagura.
Looking at Kagura who was hypnotized by the hypnotic smoke and fell to the ground, Xiaoda continued: "We finally found a powerful gene worthy of the giant race, how could we give it to this earth-shattering race?"
On the other side, Edo Castle.
Princess Chengye, who was called outside the city gate, covered her mouth and said in surprise: "Hey? Hey! Kagura-chan and the eldest prince? I just found out that they have this kind of relationship. I'm a little jealous. It was burned, Kagura was taken away."
As soon as he finished speaking, three daggers or blades from a certain set were pointed at Princess Cheng Ye at the same time.
Looking at Jiang Cheng and the other three people wearing the uniforms of the Survey Corps stolen from the set and equipped with three-dimensional mobile devices filled with gas, Princess Chengye was slightly surprised: "Huh?"
“I’ll really burn it for you to see.”×3
"Why are you pretending now?" Jiang Cheng raised his head and stared condescendingly at Princess Chengye with wide, bloodshot eyes. "You don't have to take any responsibility if you pretend to be innocent? You brat?"
"Huh? My..."
The leader of Xinghaibo interrupted with a kind face and said: "Stop talking nonsense, tell me quickly, where do they usually go to play?"
"Otherwise, we will burn this palace." Gintoki took the words with a kind expression.
"Hey! Wait a minute!" Xin Baji, who was holding the tablet, rushed forward to stop and pushed the three of them away. "This matter has nothing to do with Her Highness, right? Her Highness has done nothing wrong!"
"Really?" Jiang Cheng came closer, barely able to control his expression, "But no matter how I think about it, this girl is the culprit, right? No matter how I think about it, I think it's the death penalty. There's no need for a defense at all, right? No matter what Even the defense lawyers can’t defend it, right?”
"Calm down! Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Bajiu quickly tried to persuade them, and then looked at the tablet in his hand, "Madam! You are the only one who can persuade them!"
"Why…"
Before Jiang Hua could say a complete word on the screen, Jiang Cheng and Xinghaifang Master reached over at the same time, turning the screen around and placing it in Xin Baji's arms.
"Shut up, woman, about today's matter."×2
"Where have the attributes of sister-control and henpecked gone? Why are their attitudes so consistent at this time!" Xin Bajiu complained crazily.
"After all, it was Her Highness the Princess who introduced that boy to Kagura, right?" Gintoki came closer and stared at Princess Chengye's face with particularly kind eyes, "Where did you go to the love hotel street? Where did you go? Which small gymnasium warehouse? Which sex party venue did you go to?"
"We won't go to that kind of place!" Princess Chengye defended angrily, then put her index finger on her cheek and started thinking, "Usually we either go to the river or the park, but..."
Upon hearing this, Jiang Cheng and the others turned around and pressed the switch of the three-dimensional mobile device and flew up.
"It's possible they're not there anymore!"
"It has flown far away..." Xin Bajie replied, and then asked Princess Xiang Chengye: "Why do you say it may not be there anymore?"
(End of chapter)