"Well..." Princess Chengye held her chin and thought for a moment, then slowly explained with a slight frown: "Even though they look like that, as long as hip-hop listens to them, they will keep to themselves. It's just that there are a little…
Every generation of the giant royal family looks for women to marry from other planets. After finding them, they will behave very abnormally. In order to keep their genetic genes as their own, they do not want their spouse's excellent genes to fall into the hands of other races. They will kill everyone on the planet where the bride comes from, leaving no trace of their genes. "
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The screens on both sides of the road were playing current news with the words "Live Broadcast" on it.
In front of the camera, anchor Hanano, who was holding a microphone, raised his head and looked at the huge disk-shaped spacecraft that landed in the low altitude of Edo and was hovering above his head.
"Did everyone see it? The giant clan suddenly appeared in Edo, and the huge spaceship now entrenched in the low altitude of Edo. Who are they?"
On the other side, outside Edo City, after listening to Princess Chengye’s explanation, Shinpachi was surprised: “What?! Xiaoda wants to destroy the earth?! How could it be? Is it because we didn’t entertain you well? Is it because of us? Are your parents too arrogant?"
"That's not the case anymore..." Princess Chengye just smiled awkwardly.
"I thought I was here to meet my father-in-law, but it turns out I'm here to destroy the earth. I thought I was a rich man, but it turns out he's going to blow our planet to pieces!"
Looking at the constipated Xin Baji in front of her, Princess Chengye hurriedly turned around and said: "Anyway, I will go and report to my brother right away and ask him to dispatch the shogunate's army."
"It's not over there..." Shinpachi spoke silently, then turned around and slowly left, "It's not the giants that should be stopped. The really scary thing is not the giants at all, but... I'm sorry, Mrs. Jianghua, today's things really can't be done Let women step in.”
After saying that, Xin Baji turned off the tablet in his hand and stuffed it into his arms.
On the other side, just like Ackerman, Jiang Cheng and the other three stood on the roof with dark faces and silence. They looked at the big spaceship above their heads and just remained silent...
Looking at the landing giants in formal suits who suddenly jumped out of the spacecraft one after another, the very dedicated anchor Hanano, who was still broadcasting live, hurriedly went into the microphone and continued to explain: "Ah! Did everyone see it? Wearing An army of giants in formal uniforms descended from the sky!"
boom! boom! boom!
The giants in black suits, who landed in a mess and destroyed the ground, each tidied up their suits and ties, and came to the side of Xiaoda in a white suit.
Xiaoda, who was sitting on an oversized chair and wearing sunglasses, spoke.
"Everyone on earth, on behalf of the giant clan, I would like to express my gratitude to you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for giving us the most perfect bride. Cheers. After this wedding, the people of earth will be able to share eternal prosperity with our giant clan!"
As he said that, the little general picked up a pink bed that was placed on his lap with both hands and slowly stood up, walking towards the huge cross that had just been made by the giant. If you look carefully, you will find that the little big hand On the bed in the middle, Kagura was still asleep with snot bubbles hanging from her nose.
"How about you all come and bless us?" Xiaoda stopped and looked at the cross in front of him and continued softly, "Bless us two for a grand wedding."
"Is this a wedding ceremony?!" Hanano anchor holding the microphone exclaimed, "The giants actually destroyed the street as their wedding venue! Ah!"
Hanano anchor suddenly discovered something again, it was Kagura in Xiaoda's hand.
"That's... an Earth girl! An Earth girl was captured by the giants!"
At this time, the middle-aged giant wearing a priest's attire and holding a Bible slowly spoke: "Then, please swear by the bridegroom that regardless of health or illness, please love and cherish her, and remain faithful to her unswervingly."
"I swear." Xiaoda said.
"I didn't expect that the bride of this wedding would be that girl!"
"Please swear that the bride will love, cherish, and remain faithful to him, no matter in health or in sickness."
"She swore before." Xiaoda said.
"Then please exchange vow kisses."
After the priest finished speaking, Xiao Da couldn't wait to raise the Kagura in his hand, pouted and leaned towards Kagura.
"Ah! The purity of this charming girl is about to be ruined by two huge lips!"
I have to say that anchor Hanano is indeed very dedicated. No, no, now is not the time to say such things.
Seeing Kagura getting closer and closer, Xiaoda was filled with joy: [Kagura, now your powerful genes belong to me! It’s enough that I’m the only one in your eyes! !]
But at this moment, a certain handsome man with glasses appeared, flew towards the priest and kicked him, and shouted to stop him: "Wait a moment!!"
The priest, who was kicked in the head by Shinpachi from behind, fell forward unsteadily, and coincidentally, the purity (lips) of his own prince was taken away.
boom! !
After being thrown to the ground and releasing Kagura at the same time, Kodai forcefully pushed the unconscious priest in front of him, who was pressing on him.
"Wait, Father! You can't do this! I don't have that kind of special hobby! Father! Father!!"
At this time, Shinpachi walked forward slowly and said slowly: "Xiao Da, I'm very sorry, Kagura-chan can't be handed over to you. You are not qualified to be Kagura-chan's boyfriend."
Looking at Shinbaji with a serious expression, Xiaoda directly grabbed the bed holding the sleeping Kagura on the ground and stood up.
"You bastard, what did you do to this sacred wedding and my first kiss?" Xiaoda clenched his fist and cursed angrily.
"What a pity," Shinpachi lowered his head and continued unhurriedly: "You trampled on all of our feelings just to keep Kagura-chan to yourself, and you also wanted to take away our most precious things."
"It's none of your business! Get out of the way!"
"Can you understand?!" Xin Baji's voice was a little louder, and then he clenched his fists, with a bit of unbearable expression on his face: "The precious daughter who is loved like the apple of her eye was seduced away by a wild boy who doesn't know where she came from. Lost his soul, but despite this, he still chose to smile for his daughter...the mood of that bald father...!
Can you understand? !
Letting go of the daughter I had always cherished and protected, since he was the man she chose, I unconditionally believed in him and even wanted to entrust him with the sword of responsibility... The father's mood of that white-haired father...
Can you understand? !
Although they don't live together, they ignore her and worry about her all the time in the nearest place. I hope I can always watch her and protect her as she grows up. After learning that Kagura, who is like a daughter, has a boyfriend, even if she doesn't know it, She was overwhelmed but forced herself to look away, just wanting to have a good chat and a glass of wine with the man she chose... the mood of Nite's father...
Can you understand? !
Even though I am extremely lonely, I am willing to swallow my tears for the sake of Kagura-chan’s happiness and force myself to laugh and complain. What a feeling about my father’s glasses! ! "
"There's a dad on the left and a dad on the right. Who the hell do you think you are! It's really annoying to make irresponsible remarks about young people's love!!" After expressing his displeasure, Xiao Da jumped directly to the side and just landed from the spacecraft. On the elevator coming down, "Since you can't let go, then let me help you cut it off in two!"
Xiaoda, who was slowly rising into the air, stretched out his hand and pointed at his tribesmen on the ground and gave an order, "Before the wedding, kill all these annoying earth monkeys and make blood sacrifices! Offer sacrifices for our wedding! Let's attack with the whole army. !!”
As soon as he finished speaking, countless giants fell from the spaceship.
"Ah! The giants jumped off the mothership one after another! This scene is like the end of the world!"
"Bye bye! Dads! Your lovely daughters will become my royal highness!"
After saying this arrogantly just now, Xiaoda suddenly felt something seemed to fall on the back of his head. He touched the back of his head with some confusion and continued: "Huh? I don't seem to have prepared for the rice throwing ceremony..."
At this time, Xiaoda realized that what he had on his hands was actually blood! At the same time, the crowd on the ground also discovered an unusual phenomenon above their heads.
"This is...blood rain?! What fell from the sky was not rice but bright red blood rain!! Ah! It turned out to be the blood of giants! It turned out that it was not the attacking titans, but the sunk titans!!"
Xiao Da, who was about to ascend into the spaceship, looked at the people of his tribe who were still falling around him and had lost their neck flesh and consciousness, and felt very bad.
"How...how is it possible!"
"It makes you uncomfortable? Then it's unpleasant." Xinbaji, who was on the ground, pushed the body on the bridge of his nose, and then raised his head with an indifferent expression, "A man wants to monopolize a woman's possessiveness, and his desire to monopolize genes. Men are such unpleasant creatures. But at this level, it is nothing compared to the exclusivity of fathers who "don't want to give their daughters to anyone"! "
…
Xiao Da, who had already ascended into the spaceship, saw the clansmen on the ground who were all GG and Jiang Cheng and the other three, who were standing there covered in the blood of their clansmen and grinning very kindly. He protected Kagura for a moment and took a few steps back in fright.
"Hey, boyfriend, I'm really impressed," Gintoki praised, "I didn't expect that you would not hesitate to destroy the earth but also steal Kagura. To take away someone else's precious girl, you really have to have the courage to destroy a planet or two. ah."
"Yes, whether you are marrying a wife or a daughter." Master Xinghaifang took over the words calmly.
"You...!" Xiao Daqiang trembled, pretending to be calm, "Are you willing to have Star Wars for a daughter?!"
"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled slightly, "It's just that the father of the bride on our planet also needs to attend the wedding. You didn't invite... We just came by ourselves, and we prepared some for you. I just forgot about the rice throwing ceremony."
"That is to say," the leader of Xinghaibo said in a disdainful tone, "who would do that kind of thing for a yellow-haired girl? A (mature) adult would not do that."
Gintoki took over the words: "You can take it with you if you want, but..."
"I have to wait until you become an adult who understands etiquette!!"×3
boom! !
Xiaoda, who was hit on the head by three people's brain hammers at the same time, vomited blood and then smashed through the bottom of the spacecraft, screaming and falling to the ground.
"It's true, it's been going on for so long." Jiang Cheng smiled helplessly and turned around first.
"But I finally said a few words that adults should say." After saying this casually, Gintoki slowly turned around.
"Yes, in this way we will also be outstanding adults."
With that said, the leader of Xinghaibo also turned around and left with Jiangcheng and Gintoki, but suddenly, the three people who realized something at the same time stopped at the same time.
"Ah, I forgot about Kagura."×3
At this time, a pair of white hands grabbed the hole created by Xiaoda, and Kagura, who stared at the three of them with a pair of gleaming eyes, emerged from the hole.
boom! ! !
"Ahh!!"×3
The three people who fell fell headfirst into the river at the same time...
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House of Everything.
"Wow! Wait, wait!" Seeing Kagura walking in from the entrance with an oversized envelope in his hand, Shinpachi quickly stopped him and asked, "Where did this huge letter come from?"
"This is the letter Aru sent to me after Xiaoda returned to China." After saying that, Kagura put the envelope on the table, "You guys should read it too."
"Eh? Did that prince send it?" Shinpachi looked at the envelope in front of him in panic, "Are you okay? It's not a declaration of war or something, right? What if you come to snatch Kagura again? Ginsang?" Jiang Chengsang?”
"Shinpachi, please reply quickly!" Gintoki, who was wrapped in bandages with only his eyes left, hurriedly spoke.
"You must be happy! I will always bless you!/My little girl is rude, please take good care of me,"
Jiang Cheng, who is sitting in a wheelchair with two legs in plaster and his body covered with bandages, smiling with an index finger raised and squinting, is sitting on the sofa with a neck brace and one leg in a plaster, all wrapped up. The bandaged Master Xinghaibo spoke at the same time.
But the next moment, the three of them were smashed into the floor by Kagura, along with the sofa and wheelchair.
Watching Kagura close the door and leave, ignoring the three people on the floor, Shinpachi took out a huge letter of faith from the envelope and stood up.
"That... "Thanks to your care during my visit to Earth, I learned about the importance of family through exposure to different cultures, especially my father's greatness, which benefited me a lot." Hey! They are completely different! "
"The only letters this guy writes are always remarkable," said the leader of Xinghaibo who came over.
"... When I get a girlfriend next time, I will be able to get rid of my old habit of cherishing her family. Especially towards her father, I will never disobey her at all."
Xin Baji silently complained: "It feels like his girlfriend's father has become his psychological shadow..."
The leader of Xinghaibo said with some emotion: "Although a lot of things have happened, it is still good. He has also grown up a bit. The atmosphere of that big planet will also be better."
"Indeed." Jiang Cheng agreed with some emotion.
"No, that doesn't seem to be the case." Gintoki said, immersed in reading the letter, and then handed the letter back in his hand.
"PS: I recently discovered a very strong genetic gene that makes me very happy. As expected, Odosan (Priest) is the best~"
Looking at the attached photo of Xiaoda shyly holding the priest's arm, Jiang Cheng, Xinghaifang Master and all the members of Xinbaji fell silent.
Xin Baji twitched the corner of his mouth and said: "What... the atmosphere has not changed for the better. If this continues, the planet will perish."
"Isn't it all your fault? What you did to the priest made him awaken or something." Gintoki immediately put the blame away.
Jiang Cheng and Master Xinghaibo nodded at the same time.
"Don't put all the blame on others, okay? You guys obviously went too far!"
Gintoki retorted: "Go tell Ackerman about this. He prepared all the equipment and weapons."
"No, wait! It has nothing to do with me, right? You should say this to your father! I'm not Kagura's father yet, so it has nothing to do with me."
The leader of Xinghaibo immediately argued: "What are you talking about? I am still an older brother! What do you mean by saying that?"
"What kind of brother? His hair has fallen out."
“What it doesn’t mean yet is that it will happen one day in the future.”
"Kill you! You brat! And... you didn't retreat! They are attacking furry people! You white-haired man!"
"No, where is my brother?"
At this time, Kagura was sitting at the corner of the stairs outside, ignoring the noisy people in the room, holding an umbrella and writing a reply on the cardboard on his knees.
"To Xiaoda:
Thanks to Xiaoda, I also learned a lot, although I still don’t quite understand the difference between love and family affection.
Anyway, for now, it's enough to have them as my boyfriends. "
Attached is a photo of Kagura, three men pulling at each other, and a pad holder that is clearly a spectacle frame but serves as a temporary pad holder...
…
"Well..." Xin Baji suddenly thought of something again, and looked at Jiang Hua, who was smoking with his back on his iPad on the table beside him, "Speaking of which... Mrs. Jiang Hua... feels that her anger has not gone away..."
"Pfft—" Xinghaifang Master forced out a mouthful of blood and knelt down, "What...Jiang...Jiang Hua, the injury is a bit serious this time, he may go back a few days late..."
The implication is... I want to wait until your anger subsides before going back.
"There is no need to come back." Jiang Hua turned around and glanced at the leader of Xinghaifang who was twitching on the ground.
"Can I personally deliver the divorce agreement to you?" Jiang Cheng asked quickly, "Don't worry, this bald man has already signed it."
"Stop taking advantage of me! You bastard!!"
Looking at the Xinghaifang master who rushed towards Jiang Cheng, Jiang Hua on the screen said calmly: "Huh? The injuries are all healed, so the reason for not coming back is..."
"No, it looks fine, but the internal injuries are quite serious. Although they don't look big from the outside, the injuries inside are quite serious to be honest."
"Xiao Jiangcheng, please help that bald man examine his injuries."
Jiang Cheng: "Understood! Hey! Bald man, cut your stomach open and let me check it out."
Master Xinghaibo: "Who do you call a bald guy?! Are you going to open your stomach for examination?! Go to the hospital!"
Jiang Cheng: "We succeeded!!"
Master Xinghaibo: "Ah! My hair!! You bastard really did it! Didn't you say it was the abdomen?! Huh? No, this is not my hair? This white thing is..."
Gintoki: "It's my hair!! You two bastards!!"
Click!
"My glasses! Why do you have to involve my glasses! You three, please stop it!!"
Looking at the four people in a mess, Jiang Hua on the IPAD screen slowly exhaled a puff of smoke, and then looked at them coldly, looking like a queen.
"Mom's opinion is the most important, do you understand? You four idiots?"
"Hey!! We were wrong!"×4
…
There is another chapter in the morning. The water is out at home, so I go out to take a shower.
(End of chapter)