Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 738: Idol’s medal must not be a booger

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On the street, a group of strange girls gathered in front of a poster that had been put up in advance to promote HDZ48's debut song "Idol's Medal".

A girl with two small red ponytails on her pink ponytails said casually in a disdainful tone: "It seems that Teramondong has already taken action, HDZ48, I don't know where I picked it up from." My partner is quite cute. Really, she’s like a rude and rustic girl from a country restaurant. It’s just right to partner with her..."

As she said this, the cute-looking girl reached out and tore off the poster bit by bit and kneaded it into a ball. With a sinister look on her lips, she continued softly: "Why don't you just continue your personal activities honestly and wait to be eliminated?" Are you ready? Can you beat us with a teammate like this? HDZ48 from Teramondō... what are the top idols on earth like? I’m really looking forward to it... "

On the other side, apart from being different in gender from the girls just now, there were also a group of men in the same clothes who were attracted by the poster. At this time, they were extremely angry or unacceptable.

If you want to ask why, it is probably because each of these people is wearing the uniform of the Temple Gate Guards.

"what is this?"

"Atong-chan forms a group to debut or something..."

"Stop joking!" Xin Bajiu's childhood sweetheart... Gao Zai clenched his fists and shouted in displeasure with his veins popping out: "Who is that booger girl next to you?!"

"So far, we have only believed in Atong-chan as the only god!"

"You actually taint Atong-chan with this kind of bundled sales!"

"Our Guards will never approve of any combination!"

"This is an emergency!"

"We must hurry up and contact Captain Shimura!"

Listening to the fierce remarks of these Guards members, who was actually hiding behind a telegraph pole not far away, Xin Baji secretly popped up and looked towards them with a constipated expression. Those members of the Guards who kept saying that they wanted to contact them so that they could make up their minds did not dare to say anything for fear of being discovered.

But at this moment, Kagura, who was sitting in the car nearby and picking her nose, suddenly shouted: "Agent Shimura!"

Hearing the sound, Xin Baji was instantly startled.

"What are you doing in a place like that?" Atong-chan, who was also sitting in the car, also raised his head and asked in confusion.

Kagura squinted her beady eyes and complained: "Idols are very busy! Go buy me vinegar kombu, you're a rubbish manager!"

"Shh-" Xin Baji quickly raised his index finger to make a silencing gesture.

"Agent Shimura?" A member of the Guards suddenly noticed something and turned around to look at Shinpachi, who was hiding behind a telephone pole not far away.

At the same time, the other members also turned their heads and looked over one by one.

"team leader!"

"Atsushi-chan is here too!"

"Captain, what on earth is going on?"

"It won't be the captain who makes Atong-chan..."

Looking at the group of members who rushed forward as if to confront him, Xinbaji hurriedly defended: "No, it's not..."

But before he finished speaking, the car waiting aside had already started.

Seeing this, Xin Baji hurriedly ran after him, while constantly shouting: "Hey! Wait a minute! Don't leave me!"

However, he fell to the ground before he could catch up, and was trampled over by a group of extremely excited Guards members who were chasing behind him...

In the Oedo recording hall, the two lead singers of HDZ48 were recording their new debut song in the studio. Outside were Echeng, Gintoki and others who were monitoring.

"Stop," Gintoki called out to the two of them through the listening earphones, frowned and reminded: "Can you please stop adding Aru casually? Kagura, the lyrics are all in vain. For the time being, forget about the character attributes and show your true self. Is it okay? Just let Naigong come out?"

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng, who was wearing a pink "Kagura-chan" support uniform that was similar to the uniform of the Guards, replied with his hands closed and his eyes closed, "A person has a personality, and this kind of rare speech is the god. Lucky for you, fans will definitely like this kind of Aru idol who is unique and different from ordinary idols."

"What is Aru's idol? She is just a booger. As the president, why are you dressed like this?"

"I thought that if she had fans right after she debuted, Kagura might be able to show off her energy. I'm going to ask Momoka and the others to prepare hundreds of sets. Do you need them?"

"I need your size! No one will wear that kind of thing except idiots like you! And no one will chase this kind of booger idol except you!"

"What are you talking about?!" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and shouted with rolled eyes: "You bastard, do you know how hard I have worked for the two of them?! Now all the stores in Yoshihara have started to add H packages! "

The so-called H package means that you can get a HDZ48 debut album and a Kagura Guards uniform at the end of the game.

"Just a simple booger package! No one will buy it at all! You don't have to do anything! As long as you bind Atong, you don't have to do anything! The money will automatically come into your pocket!"

"Huh?! Where are Kagura-chan's efforts? Are you blind to Kagura's efforts?!"

"She just has to pick her nose hard on one side and that's it!"

"Wouldn't it be more convenient to switch to you directly?"

Sitting on the sofa, Shinpachi was depressed because he had been deprived of the only place where he could shine (Teramondori Guards), listening to the unstoppable quarrel between the producer and the president who had started to quarrel in front of him, and sighed deeply. There was a sound.

"You two, stop arguing," Xinbajiu raised his head to persuade, and then showed worry on his face: "Now is not the time to argue about this kind of thing, right? You should also see the fans' reaction. Really? This combination is not popular at all."

Gintoki turned around and comforted him: "Don't worry, a grand press conference will be arranged when the new CD is released, and the accompaniment band is also cooperating with us to make adjustments. As long as we accumulate popularity before then, it will be fine."

Weren't you also attracted by Atong's simple street performances before? Real popularity should be accumulated in a down-to-earth manner. Fans come and go quickly, and there is no shortcut in buying and selling popularity, Manager Shimura. "

"Indeed." Xin Bajie declined.

"Although I feel a little sorry for Atong-chan, now I can only let her forget her identity as the chief idol and start down to business first."

In front of a shop that sells bedding, looking at Atsushi-chan and Kagura sitting at the table and the pink sign above their heads that read "HDZ48 Pillow Sales Meeting", Shinpachi was silent for a long time. Take a deep breath.

"How down-to-earth you are! What does a pillow sales meeting mean?! What do you want your idol to do!"

(Pillow business: the meaning of hidden rules.)

Looking at the excited Shinpachi, Gintoki explained calmly: "It's just like a handshake party. Isn't "meetable idols" very popular now? We are "idols who can sleep together immediately"

"That's no longer an idol!"

"Don't worry. It says it's a pillow business, but it's actually just an ordinary handshake party selling signed pillows at high prices."

"This is considered a fraud!"

As soon as Xin Baji finished speaking, the fans who came after hearing the news swarmed in and were extremely excited with their money. If there were not staff to maintain order at the scene, those fans would have definitely rushed in.

Looking at the OTAKUs who were scrambling to hold up their banknotes and shouting excitedly that they wanted to sleep with Atong, Xinbaji once again complained: "A large group of men who misunderstood the meaning came here!"

"Hmph, it seems to be going well." Gintoki put his hands in his pockets and said with a smile.

"That's weird! This kind of activity is too dangerous!" Shinbachi complained.

Gintoki replied nonchalantly: "Handshake meetings are inherently dangerous. Those otakus have 100% touched OO's hands, which is equivalent to idols and fans having all touched OO. In the end, only OO and OO is shaking hands."

"In what sense is this dangerous?"

"Really, Aru? That's too bad, Aru." Kagura, who was picking her nostrils, said with a look of disgust, "Add an obligation for fans to wash their hands and disinfect before shaking hands."

"An idol like you with hands full of boogers has no right to say such things!"

Jiang Cheng said: "Don't worry, Xinbaji. They have also taken the oiran course, but that's it."

"That's the most dangerous thing! What on earth do you want your idol to do!"

"Yes! It's okay!" Atong-chan clenched her fists and said enthusiastically, "If you can't stand such a trivial matter, you can't be considered an idol! Not to mention compared to the work of the yandere girls, this is really important. Relaxed!"

"I told you not to compare yourself to the wandering girls!!"

"You are indeed professional," Gintoki praised, and then comforted him: "And don't worry, we will protect you if anything happens."

"We agreed, Aru, that if a dangerous person appears, he must come to save us." Kagura, who pinched the hands of the fans in front of her until they were broken and ignored the fans' screams, said in a very innocent tone.

Looking at the wailing fans, Shinbaji once again complained: "It's you, the idol, who is in danger, right?"

"Okay, next one." Jiang Cheng on the side just took the money from these people, "Okay, next one."

Looking at the fans who fell down one after another, Shinpachi complained frantically: "Slow down, slow down, slow down! What kind of handshake meeting is this? It's totally Kaoru Hanayama's handshake meeting!"

(Kaoru Hanayama: The gang boss in Sabaya, born with strange powers.)

"Ah, ah, ah, you really underestimated idols. Just shaking hands or something actually makes more than a wandering girl." Jiang Cheng shook his head and said with some emotion, and then looked at the trembling person in front of him. Looking at the seniors lying on the ground, "Yoshi, the next one is also the M package, right? What, no? No, no, no, you are M at first glance. Hurry up, the people behind are still waiting."

"Do you think this is some kind of club?! I told you not to do what Yoshihara did to me!" Shinpachi couldn't bear it anymore and kicked Jiang Cheng down, then pointed at the hands and quilts that fell on the ground. Devastated fans, "By the way, before meeting Atong-chan, all the members fell down heroically!"

(End of chapter)