Xiaoying listened almost intoxicated to the shouts of the men and women on both sides of the road, and expressed her heartfelt emotions.
"This...this is true, eternal love."
"Really? Then the shelf life of this love doesn't seem to be very long~Baby~"
Hearing the sound, Xiaoying quickly stood up and turned her head back and forth to look for the sound.
"Hey, are you awake?" Jiang Cheng, squatting on the small beacon tower that was still burning the incense of love, grinned and raised his hand to say hello to Xiaoying.
"you…"
"Isn't it said that women generally sleep more lightly than men? What's going on with you?" As he spoke, Jiang Cheng slowly stood up and turned around, while raising the umbrella in his hand high, "Can it be said that... there is no good morning?" KISS can’t wake up?”
boom! ! !
The entire beacon tower was smashed to pieces by Jiang Cheng.
"I'm tired of smelling this sweet aroma." Yue Yong gently exhaled a puff of second-hand smoke and walked out slowly, "It's time to wake up, Xiaoying."
Looking at Yue Yong standing with Jiang Cheng, Xiaoying asked in surprise: "Yue Yong-chan... why? You should have been caught by my followers, you have obviously ingested so much Ai Ranxiang... "
"You are really confident, Ai Ranxiang is the same, and so are the believers." Yue Yong said with a slight snort.
"I'm sorry, that smell can't confuse my eyes." Jiang Cheng gently raised the corner of his mouth, "I'm no longer at the level where my eyes can be confused. That smell is too tender. Even if I see it with my own eyes, I may not know it. Men who believe in truth, please remember this!"
"Incredible growth." Yue Yong said with a chuckle.
"The only thing that confuses me is a girl's fragrant body fragrance! Compared with this kind of incense, that one is the best!"
"There is no progress at all!!" Yue Yong rolled her eyes and knocked down Jiang Cheng, then stepped on her hard, "Is this what you said about not being confused by the eyes?! Is this just what you meant?! You The XP you gain from awakening is incredible!"
"Don't touch me! You're a woman who smells like sweat and second-hand smoke!"
"Who smells like sweat and second-hand smoke!"
"In comparison, I think you are much better." Jiang Cheng, who was on Jiaozi's bed in an instant, put his arm around Xiaoying's shoulders and sniffed his nose at the same time, "Well...even though you are tainted with a little bit of incense, The smell, but it doesn’t matter as long as you wash it off. Can you wash it off and keep the original smell and come to my room, baby?”
"Huh?" Xiaoying was stunned for a moment.
"What disgusting words are you talking about!!" Yue Yong flew over and kicked her directly, "What does the original flavor mean! Then let go of Xiaoying, you beast!"
"Wow..." Jiang Cheng, who was kicked in the head by Yue Yong, screamed and flew directly to the street.
At this moment, Kondo and several "fanatic believers" shouted, "Protect Aizen Meiou from the thieves!" while pounced on Xiaoying.
But just when Kondo was about to rush in front of Xiaoying, a fist instantly appeared in front of Kondo, and his two love eyes shattered at the moment of contact with the fist.
boom! !
After knocking Kondo and a small number of "fanatic believers" to the ground with just one punch, A Miao blushed and complained loudly like a girl: "Why are you so lewd! Keep going Calling Lord Aizen Mingwang, you are obviously... you were still following me some time ago... you are so stupid!"
Jiang Cheng slowly got up after looking at A Miao, who said this awkwardly, turning her face to the side while puffing up her breath, while secretly glancing at Kondo from time to time.
"Hey, Yueyue, that female orangutan..." Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his mouth and pointed at A Miao with black lines on his head and asked Xiang Yueyong, "Could it be..."
"Huh~" Yue Yong calmly exhaled a breath of second-hand smoke, "Shouldn't this kind of thing have been noticed a long time ago?"
"I can see how tall you are! Who can tell such a thing!" After complaining, Jiang Cheng looked at A Miao who was running after Kondo holding the big iron ball in Kondo's chastity belt, "But …Even if it’s the other way around, it’s the orangutan chasing the orangutan, right? Well…it’s just like usual, so it doesn’t matter.”
"Could it be that...are there still heretics?" Xiaoying whispered to herself.
As soon as he finished speaking, a sword was pointed directly at Xiaoying's head from behind. At the same time, Jiubei's voice sounded: "There are also people here. Sorry, there are still people in this world that even professionals like you cannot contribute. But thanks to you, I finally escaped from the sea of fruitless love, so that I could move forward with only a sword in mind."
"It's the same as usual here." Jiang Cheng nodded and said, "That way it'll be fine, okay."
"No, what I'm talking about is..." As he spoke, Jiubingwei turned around, pointed the sword in his hand at Jiang Cheng's buttocks, blushed and continued with some embarrassment: "This sword can get a Just a sword will do.”
"Here?!"
Jiang Cheng complained, but then he suddenly noticed something, turned around and started to run away wildly. At the same time, Jiubei was chasing after him with his sword raised.
"Hey! Yueyue! Think of a way! This person's head is very strange! He is totally here for the man's lower body! In what state did you inhale the love potion!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly realized that Yue Yong was following him, but it had no effect at all.
"I asked you to help, not to let you in!" Jiang Cheng complained loudly with his veins bursting, "Aren't you already awake? Aren't you already awake?!"
While Jiang Cheng and the others were in chaos, A Miao, who was chasing Kondo on the other side, also entered into some kind of inner monologue.
[I discovered that every time I saw the face of the person who was pestering me, I would be very angry. But after he disappeared, I realized that this feeling... was not angry, the stalker... it was me!]
After thinking about it, A Miao raised her head and shouted: "Kondo-san—"
But the next second...
"You work so hard to give wool to other women! Don't forget that you are an orangutan who is locked in a cage and monitored 24 hours a day!" A Miao roared with white eyes while swinging Kondo in the air with the chain in his hand.
"Help - Lord Aizen!" Kondo cried for help, like a helicopter propeller, "It's going to fall, that one is going to fall!"
A believer who was protecting Xiaoying exclaimed: "Then... what happened to that woman?"
Another believer hurriedly spoke: "It's too dangerous here! Take Aizen Mingoh and escape!"
But as soon as he finished speaking, the believer was knocked to the ground by a believer who had a big iron ball removed.
"What's going on!" The believer on the side exclaimed.
With his head lowered and no expression on his face, Kyubei, or rather the instigator of what happened just now, walked forward slowly, thinking at the same time: [I have noticed that I have always loved Amiu's heroic figure, but I discovered that what I had been noticing was not her, but the thing between her strong legs...]
"So do you understand Yueyue? What you see may not be real." Jiang Cheng nodded and looked back at Yueyong, "Some things...exist as long as they exist in the heart."
"How big are you?" Yue Yong cursed angrily.
"Whatever, that kind of thing doesn't matter. I just want to ask, can you put me down? By the way, can you untie this rope for me?"
At this time, Yue Yong came back to her senses and looked down at Jiang Cheng, who was being held up by him and tightly tied up.
"Beast! Don't touch me! You beast!"
"It's obviously you who tied me up!" Jiang Chengbai, who was knocked to the ground by Yue Yong, retorted angrily, then slowly stood up, "Anyway, now is not the time to talk about these things, over there …”
As he said that, Jiang Cheng looked at Xiaoying who was escaping under the cover of a human wall of believers, "I'll leave it to you. Just me and these idiots who follow their instincts to cause trouble. And...deodorant and so on. It can’t affect me anymore, don’t worry!”
"I see."
Jiang Cheng pulled out his umbrella and walked slowly towards the believers: "Only after experiencing various XPs will you know that the charm of a woman cannot be explained by just one or two things that are preferred by various men. . After all kinds of confusion, I finally understood this, and then brought everything back to its original point. Sure enough... Oppai is the best!! As long as there is Oppai, anyone can do it! Baby They!!"
"Is this the starting point you're talking about?! Did you come to this conclusion after going around in such a big circle?! There's no change at all! There's no progress at all!"
"Let's go, baby!" Jiang Cheng shouted without looking back, "Then tell that baby for me, the little eyes... the tears flowing out make men feel more loving... on the bed!"
"What a terrible line! What are you going to do?! What are you going to do to Xiaoying?!"
"Don't worry, tell her I'll be gentle."
"Shut up!"
Jiang Cheng said sternly: "That's enough! Go quickly! Although I have found a little bit of myself, in this state I can't do anything except subconsciously take her to the bed! The only one who can help her is Baby You’re here! Come on! Baby!”
After hearing this, Yue Yong no longer hesitated, turned around and jumped onto the roof nearby, then turned around and glanced behind her, and whispered to herself: "Baby? This is probably the last time I have heard such a call, hum. Goodbye, Darling."
With that said, Yue Yong turned around and started running, but after running a few steps, she suddenly noticed something and stopped. After being stunned for a few seconds, he turned his head and looked at Jiang Cheng, who had been pinched by him unconsciously.
Jiang Cheng was the first to speak: "Um...Baby? Didn't you just say goodbye? Also, actually, the word "Baby" was just because I thought I might get the names of the babies wrong, so I unified it into "Baby" so that everyone wouldn't be confused. You will know the fact that I can’t remember everyone’s names.”
"Don't touch me! You beast!!"
"No, you were the one who took me away again!"
puff!
Bah!
…
(End of chapter)